Chapter 13: The Pit Daddy's Exam
"Two class representatives came up and helped me send the test papers, this pen is a special pen for the Chinese test, and one person helps me send one. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "Xia Xia held a stack of test papers and pens in her hand, ready to give students an exam.
Lin Feng and his table mates walked up to the podium, and their eyes widened when they saw the test questions, wouldn't they? The test questions were so simple, wasn't this an insult to our intelligence? But this insult is good, let's insult it to our heart's content.
"Teacher, we all have pens, why do you still send pens to us?" Lin Feng took the pen and looked at it carefully, this one was no different from the one they used, just like an ordinary black water-based pen.
"I don't understand! This is high-tech, because every time I take out a language question there is a time limit, this pen within the specified time, the words written out are black, after the specified time will turn red, this is a necessary artifact for the exam. Xia Xia said excitedly, this money was found by Xia Xia in Leng Yan, and the things there in Leng Yan are good, and it is easy to solve the students who have answered the questions after the time.
The students don't seem to be interested in Xia Xia's high-tech, isn't it just a black pen? What's so difficult, they have a lot of black pens, and they can fill in with their own black pens after the exam time, how can this be difficult for us?
"I've got all the test questions, right? First of all, you can only use the pen you just sent to answer, otherwise it will be regarded as invalid answering, the test time is three minutes, everyone is ready to start answering. Xia Xia added.
When the students heard the teacher say that the answer time was only three minutes, they all said that the teacher was cheating. After taking the test questions for so many years, there is half an hour even if there is no hour. But this time it's only three minutes, who can do it so well?
But when the students got the test questions, the original dissatisfaction disappeared instantly, and such a simple question could be completed in one minute.
"Teacher, what about looking down on us? We are already in our third year of high school, not elementary school students, and this test question is simply an insult to our IQ. The classmates looked at the test paper with only one question and said to Xia Xia dissatisfied.
Only one sentence is written in the test paper, and the rest is blank. The sentence goes like this: "Please write from the bottom of 100 to one, the answer time is three minutes, and the answer cannot be modified." "Elementary school students will know this question, it seems that Xia Xia is not wrong, this test question can really be written with your eyes closed.
Xia Xia raised her eyebrows and said contemptuously: "Oh, it seems that you guys are too simple, okay, then the answering time is two minutes." ”
"Teacher, it doesn't take two minutes, it can be done in one minute. Some students shouted, this question is indeed too simple, a matter of minutes.
Xia Xia couldn't help laughing, these students brag and don't even make drafts, don't think it's really that simple, you will know that you are wrong if you can't write it. "Since you are all so confident, then whoever writes it incorrectly will be punished for copying ten 800-word essays, and if you write correctly, you will go to dinner with me, and the answer time will be two minutes, and now you will start answering. ”
The students were very confident in picking up the pen and starting to answer, what stupid person would write such a simple question wrong? So the students agreed with the punishment that Xia Xia said.
Soon the students noticed that the color of the words had changed, and then they heard Xia Xia calling Lin Feng to help collect the test papers.
Xia Xia took the test paper that Lin Feng had collected and put it on the podium. "Your test papers are all here, give me ten minutes, and after a while, I will send it down to see what everyone is wrong, everyone is ready to write the text first, and prepare to copy the composition." She didn't believe that the whole class would do it right, and there must be a few who did it wrong.
The classmates began to discuss what to eat fiercely, and completely ignored what Xia Xia said. Just kidding, how can such a simple question be done wrong?
Time passed minute by minute, and finally Xia Xia stopped the pen in his hand. I said excitedly: "Thank you classmates for understanding me for being poor, thank you so much." ”
Hearing Xia Xia say this, the classmates were nervous, Xia Xia's meaning was very clear, that is, someone wrote it wrong. The students all looked nervously at the test paper in Xia Xia's hand and prayed, "God, bless me." ”
Some classmates hurriedly asked Xia Xia to announce the results, and they wanted to know as soon as possible whether they had a fate with the feast.
Everyone fell silent, and the following applause congratulated the fifteen students below. Xia Xia read their names one by one, and every time Xia Xia read out a name, her classmates cheered.
The students whose names were read were very excited, and a little of a matter of course, applauded themselves, and they cast sympathetic glances at the students who did not read their names. "Haha, don't eat a big meal, and be fined for copying ten essays. ”
Seeing that the classmates who were read were so excited, Xia Xia couldn't bear to spoil their mood. "Don't be so excited, students, I'm not done yet. ”
The classmates whose names were read did not calm down because of Xia Xia's words, but became even more excited. You don't have to guess to know that what Teacher Xia Xia wants to say is nothing more than to say the name of the classmate who wrote it wrong.
Xia Xia shook her head and said apologetically: "Congratulations to the student who read the name just now, you can get a reward for copying ten essays." ”
As soon as Xia Xia's words came out, the students cheered again. They were glad that their names weren't read just now, and those who had just been read broke down.
"Teacher, how can you do this? It gives us hope and makes us despair. ”
Xia Xia said indifferently: "What's the matter, you started applauding before I finished speaking, I can only say that you are thinking too much, obediently copy the composition ten times, give you three days, and trouble Lin Feng to help me collect their composition and give it to me for inspection after three days." "Haha see if you are dead, people are most likely to make mistakes in a state of tension, especially in the things that they are most sure of.
"Ah, teacher, can you not copy it?" the classmate begged, with so much homework in the third year of high school, how could it be possible to write ten essays in three days.
"No, you can't. Xia Xia replied very simply, copying some excellent essays can deepen the impression and is very helpful for exam writing essays.
Xia Xia replied so resolutely that the classmate who was punished for copying had no choice but to admit it, it seems that next time you have to be careful with Xia Xia, the teacher, and you can't be so arrogant.
"There are also the following five students who have finished it after a long time, but for the sake of being right, there is no need to copy the composition, but they are not allowed to eat a big meal. Xia Xia read the names of the five people and explained.
As soon as Xia Xia said this, it immediately attracted the wails of the four classmates and the gloating voices of the other classmates. Although Lin Feng's table mate was also among those five people, he seemed even more excited at this time, he was the representative of the Chinese class, according to Xia Xia, he could go to a big meal no matter how well he did in the exam. He looked at Lin Feng gratefully. "Good brother, I know that you won't harm me, haha I'm so lucky. He was so excited that he wanted to hug Lin Feng in a circle, but he still forgot about it.
Lin Feng glanced at him, "Don't be so excited, it's just a meal, as if you haven't eaten before." Lin Feng wanted him to be a class representative, but he just wanted a companion, otherwise he would be a class representative alone, which would be very tiring.
"Che, can you eat the same as this before? This is a symbol of honor. He glanced at Lin Feng, not to mention being able to eat with a beautiful teacher, he felt very happy when he thought about it.
"Let's congratulate these ten students with a round of applause, and our lucky class representatives. Xia Xia said sensationally, I have said a long time ago, it will be very hard to be her class representative, but there will be rewards for paying.
"At the same time, I would also like to thank the 20 classmates, knowing that I am poor and cannot afford the consumption of so many people, and gave up the opportunity to eat a big meal, so let us give them a round of applause. Xia Xia applauded and said that she thought that there would be a lot of people with perfect scores, but she didn't expect that she still overestimated these students. But Xia Xia was also complaining in her heart, she couldn't answer such a simple question, wouldn't the future exam be a mess, Xia Xia was very crazy in her heart.
The class suddenly burst into warm applause, they didn't expect Xia Xia to be so weird, let alone that the exam questions would be even more weird. It's good to have such a funny Chinese teacher, at least you won't feel bored in your senior year of high school.
After the applause, "Lin Feng, come up and help me send the test paper down, my classmates will give me a good look at what I did wrong, sum up my experience, next time who makes such a low-level mistake again, the consequences are very serious, have you heard it?" Xia Xia handed the test paper in his hand to Lin Feng, looking at Lin Feng close to him, Xia Xia smiled happily, what could be happier than having a lover right in front of him?
"I hear you. The students replied loudly.
After the students got the test papers, they all looked carefully to see what they were wrong. Fortunately, Xia Xia circled all their mistakes with a red pen, and the classmates could see at a glance what they were wrong. After seeing it, it was called a regret, it was so wrong.
Xia Xia said: "I believe everyone has seen that most of the students are missing one or two numbers, and some have not even finished writing, this time I want you to understand that the simplest things are often the easiest to make mistakes, I hope to pay attention to the next exam." ”
"Got it. The students replied forcefully.
"Didn't you eat? Xia Xia said sternly, a group of thirty people was not as loud as hers, and she couldn't help but feel a little angry in her heart.
"Got it. "There were loud voices from the students, especially the male students, in the classroom.
Xia Xia nodded, "This is what it looks like, don't look like you haven't eaten all day long, youth is vitality, and passion is to be desired." ”
"Teacher, at school, you wake up earlier than the chickens, go to bed later than the dogs, and become giant pandas, how can there be any vitality and passion at all?" one student complained.
"Okay, that's a good point, the whole class immediately went down to the playground and ran five laps, and I'll let you know what vitality is. Xia Xia said sinisterly.
"Teacher, we are very energetic and passionate, just run or something. Some classmates hurriedly explained, and other classmates also agreed, they were afraid that Xia Xia would really want them to run.
"Okay, forget it this time. Xia Xia said intimately.