"Next, let's welcome Leng Hiko up and sing a song. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" Xia Xia sneered, hum Don't think she didn't hear it just now, Leng Yan actually dared to instigate the student to ask her to sing again.

Now it's time for Xia Xia to fix him, and see if he dares to continue to ask Xia Xia to sing. It's not intimate at all, I obviously know that Xia Xia just sang a high-pitched song.

The students all applauded and welcomed Leng Hiko as well. They all know that Leng Yan is Xia Xia's cousin, Xia Xia sings so well, then Leng Yan should not be bad.

Xiaoxue, who was sitting in the back, stuck her head out of the corridor and looked at the cold hiko. She was still looking forward to it, after all, Leng Yan was the person she liked.

No matter how good Leng Yan sings, she will support it, as long as he dares to go up and sing, he has already won.

Leng Yan scratched his hair with his hand, he should have thought that Xia Xia would have this hand, but he still found out. In this case, he didn't ink and walked up directly.

Xia Xia said in a very small voice: "Hmph, see if you dare to betray me." ”

Fortunately, she sang well just now, otherwise she would have been sad to be laughed at by her classmates. How to say that she is also a teacher, and she must have the dignity of a teacher.

"Miss, where did I betray you, it's just that I want to hear you sing so much, you have wronged me. Leng Yan looked very aggrieved and looked at Xia Xia with pitiful eyes.

Xia Xia rolled her eyes, and Leng Yan's face changed too quickly. Just now he was smiling down there, but now he pretends to be pitiful.

Xia Xia stuffed the microphone into Leng Yan's hand, she didn't want to say much now, she just wanted to see Leng Yan's jokes. Feng Shui took turns, and finally it was his turn.

Leng Yan looked at the microphone in his hand, and he suddenly didn't want to sing. It's not because he doesn't sing well, it's just that when he sees Xiaoxue sitting in the back, he doesn't want to sing.

Let him sing in front of such a vicious person, he really can't do it. He didn't know if one day Xia Xia knew the truth, she wouldn't think she was stupid and actually made friends with that kind of person.

Leng Yan passed the microphone to his mouth and said in a magnetic voice: "I'll just sing, anyway, our main purpose is to be happy, so I'll tell you a joke." ”

Xia Xia nodded, Leng Yan had a point. As long as he can make his classmates happy, it doesn't matter what form he uses.

Zi Tong looked at Leng Yan with expectant eyes, as if Leng Yan was a luminous body, and his eyes naturally focused on him.

Xiaoxue to Zitong had a face, and couldn't help but quip: "Tsk, the saliva is going to stay, don't you wipe it off quickly." ”

Xiaoxue admits that Leng Yan is indeed handsome and rich, and if he can be with Zitong, it will be a good match. But for her, she won't catch a cold with Leng Yan, and in her heart she likes Lin Feng.

Zitong hurriedly wiped her mouth with her hand and found that there was no saliva, and then she knew that Xiaoxue was lying to her. She was a little angry and turned her face away from talking to Xiaoxue.

Leng Yan looked at his classmates and said slowly: "When a girl sharpens a pencil, she doesn't use her hand to make a cut, and the boy who likes her sees it, and immediately takes the pencil knife in the girl's hand and cuts out a hole in his hand." ”

The girl asked him, "What are you doing here?" The boy stared at the girl affectionately and said, "Look, then we are two." "Half a month later, the boy died of tetanus bacilli"

Leng Yan finished speaking in one breath, and as soon as he finished speaking, he laughed out loud. When he first saw this joke, he thought it was funny, and now he wants his classmates to laugh too.

The corners of Xia Xia's mouth twitched, what kind of joke is this? It's too casual, isn't it? Where is the laughing point? The most speechless thing is that Leng Yan himself actually laughed.

The classmates instantly felt the temperature on the car drop instantly, and the joke was too cold.

The classmates shrugged, even though they knew that the cost of the tour was cold. They should laugh anyway, but they really can't laugh.

Leng Yan looked at his classmates suspiciously and asked, "Don't you think it's funny?"

The classmates shook their heads very tacitly, and even Xiaowei didn't smile. For Xiaowei, the joke really didn't inspire him to laugh.

Suddenly, a crisp laugh came out, and the students were very curious, not knowing who laughed so low, but they also laughed.

After looking for the classmates, they found that it was Zitong who was sitting at the back, and the classmates all had a wicked smile on their faces. Zitong's pursuit of Leng Yan was known to the classmates.

It seems that their laughter is the same, no wonder Zitong likes Leng Yan. Xia Xia also wanted Zitong and Leng Yan to come together, but Leng Yan pouted like a cow, and she didn't agree no matter what she said.

Leng Yan looked at Zitong, and suddenly he felt that Zitong still understood him. Where is it like Xia Xia and them, the jokes he worked so hard to tell, their faces turned ugly, making him seem like he was telling a ghost story.

Leng Yan asked urgently, "Zitong, have you also found a joke?" can you tell them what this joke is. ”

Leng Yan really didn't want to explain, since Zitong could laugh, it meant that she understood the joke, so let Zitong help him explain, maybe Zitong would be even funnier than him.

Zitong blushed and said, "I just think your jokes are too cold, and your classmates didn't laugh, but you laughed yourself, I think you're funny." ”

Hearing this answer, the classmates all laughed, and it seemed that Zitong's taste was the same as theirs. That's right, the joke that Cold Hiko said wasn't funny at all.

Leng Yan put his hand on his forehead, and he felt the fierce malice of this society. He was right just now, Zitong said it was indeed funnier than him, at least now the classmates are laughing.

Leng Yan said unwillingly: "Haven't you thought about it deeply?"

"Just say it. Xia Xia looked at Leng Yan suspiciously, this is just a joke, do you need to understand it deeply? Funny is funny, not funny is not funny.

Leng Yan glanced at Xia Xia, alas, this Xia Xia is still his cousin, why don't you cooperate with him at all? At least he should laugh when he finishes the joke.

"Then I said, this joke is to show you that poor people don't deserve love. "If that girl had money, she wouldn't use a knife to sharpen a pencil.

Xia Xia laughed disdainfully and asked, "Do you have a girlfriend then?"

"Ahem, not really. Leng Yan was very embarrassed, he didn't expect Xia Xia to dismantle his platform, and he underestimated Xia Xia's ability to mend the knife.

Hearing Leng Yan's return, Zi Tong suddenly felt so happy, since he doesn't have a girlfriend yet, then she still has a chance, one day, she will go to Leng Yan.

At first, the classmates were quite sad, but when they heard that Leng Yan didn't have a girlfriend, they instantly laughed.