708.Rogue Village Chief (2)

Listening to Ao Xiaomi's words, Ao Muyang plucked his ears and said, "No, Xiaomi, is this a compliment to me?"

"Yes, sincerely, a good man has a safe life. ”

Ao Muyang waved his hand and said: "Okay, you remember this, and you will inevitably type this sentence when you go online in the future." ”

"Actually, Uncle Xiaoyang is nothing to fish together, he just has a bottle. Ao Xiaoniu said.

Ao Muyang smiled, he was carrying a bag, and when he opened the bag, it was full of glass bottles, and then he took it out, one after another, two, three, four, five......

The group of children was stunned and asked, "Uncle Xiaoyang, did you come from the tattered station?"

Ao Muyang said: "What nonsense, you children won't live a life when you see it, you usually eat canned food at home, and you have to keep the bottle." ”

The canned bottles are washed and covered with a plastic bag, then tied with a plastic rope, and the plastic bag is opened with a cross, so that the potbelly fish can get in along the mouth, but it is difficult to get out - when you go in, there is meat foam to guide the way, and when you come out, there is no guiding light.

He threw bottles along the river, and Ao Xiaojun muttered, "There are so many stones at the bottom of the river, there will definitely be a few broken ones." ”

Ao Muyang turned around and smiled, and said, "Don't worry, your Uncle Xiaoyang I am an expert in canned bottle fishing, and as soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one!"

The water level of the Nanhe River is really shallow now, the water is bubbling, and it is not knee-deep.

In the past two years, the Hongyang area has been too dry, and many rivers near the village have been cut off, and the Nanhe River is the mountain spring water flowing from the Dalong Mountain, and the ambergris lake seeps out, which can maintain the water flow.

In the river, schools of pot-bellied fish float up and down, they are very small, but only two or three centimeters in length, and they are already adult fish.

Ao Muyang looked carefully and saw that their bellies were bulging, so he was relieved.

Spring is the first spawning season of the year for potbelly fish, and the fish at this time carry seeds, which are very crispy and fragrant when fried.

Next, just wait for the fish to enter the bottle, Ao Muyang sat by the river and said, "Hey, let me tell you something interesting, do you know that the pot-bellied fish is very smart?"

Ao Xiaojun scoffed: "Smart? Their brains are estimated to be about the same size as fly, how can they be smart." ”

Ao Luhan retorted: "What you said is not right, Xiaojun, the intelligence of the species has nothing to do with the size of the brain, but with the proportion of the body, such as elephants, they have big brains, but are they smart?"

Ao Xiaojun said: "Then do you say they are not smart?"

"Of course, scientific research shows that elephants are stupid. ”

Ao Xiaojun pouted and said: "Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies, Zhuang Zhou is a butterfly or a butterfly is Zhuang Zhou? The so-called avenue is nothing more than what people think, and the so-called world is nothing more than what people see." What is the world like? Is it what we see? But the birds, beasts, fish, and insects see differently than we do, so is the world the way they see it?"

Ao Luhan was stunned: "What do you mean?"

Ao Muyang was very surprised, looked at Ao Xiaojun and said, "Yo, boy, philosophical questions, where did you learn such words?"

Ao Xiaojun smiled incomprehensibly, making Lao Ao wonder if he was possessed by some soul?

Fortunately, Ao Xiaomi understood him and said, "I must have seen some fantasy, and I memorized a few words from it." ”

Ao Xiaojun suddenly jumped like thunder: "Who watches fantasy? I watch Xianxia, this is the perception of the protagonist when he wants to soar!"

Ao Muyang nodded, this was the Ao Xiaojun he was familiar with.

Ao Xiaoniu said: "Okay, okay, why is the topic crooked like this? Didn't you just say that the IQ of the pot-bellied fish is a problem?"

Ao Muyang said: "Yes, I was also led crooked by you, the potbelly fish are really smart, they can do simple number operations, specifically, they can do operations with a total of no more than 4." ”

Ao Luhan looked at him suspiciously and said, "Really?"

Ao Muyang shook his mobile phone and said: "I don't believe that I came to see the information, there is an introduction in the online news, this is the conclusion of the research of the University of Padua." ”

Ao Xiaojun said: "Aren't they idle? With this spiritual head, it is better to study how to block the plug-in in the League of Legends, and scold the next door, GBNMSL!"

"Got cheated again?"

"If you hit GB, that's called a pit, that's bad luck!"

Then they get together and start discussing the game, spitting out words like 'Carey', 'talent', 'grass', 'prosthetic eyes', 'super soldier', 'solo', 'GG', and so on, all while bursting into barbell-like laughter.

This is the generation gap, Ao Muyang has heard of this game, but has not played it.

He couldn't interject, so he had to go and get the bottle.

Potbelly fish have a fierce diet, and carnivorous fish seem to be like this, even if this fish is so small, it is so interested in food.

It didn't take a few minutes, there was fish in every canned bottle, Ao Muyang fished it out and threw it down, worked hard, and soon there were more potbelly fish in the bucket.

Ao Xiaomi said: "Uncle Xiaoyang, now you are starting to fish for bottles?"

"Well, people have to work hard, they have to be diligent, and they will reap the rewards of every effort. Ao Muyang taught earnestly, "Mr. Lu Xun said that great achievements are directly proportional to hard work, there is a point of labor, there is a harvest, day by day, from less to more, miracles can be created." ”

Ao Xiaoxiao said weakly: "But did Lu Xun say that you should not put away the bottles that other people put in the water? This is plundering the fruits of other people's labor." ”

Ao Muyang looked at the bottle in his hand and said in astonishment: "This is yours?"

Several children nodded together.

Ao Muyang showed a ashamed expression: "I'm sorry, Uncle Xiaoyang didn't pay attention." ”

"But you've noticed why you're still fishing?" asked Ao Luhan in despair.

Ao Muyang patted him on the shoulder affectionately and said, "Our family, yours is Uncle Xiaoyang's." ”

"Uncle Xiaoyang's is ours?"

"Of course!" Ao Muyang said seriously.

The children were very happy and wanted to go to his bucket to catch fish, but Lao Ao made a look, slapped the general on the bucket with his paws, and grinned at the children: "Woo!"

Ao Muyang looked helpless and said, "Oh, the general doesn't understand this truth, I can't help it, it's too protective." ”

"Uncle Xiaoyang, really, just like my father said, you are too shameless, you are really a good material to be the village chief. Ao Xiaojun was speechless.

The teenagers don't discuss League of Legends and Dota anymore, they honestly guard their bottles, and guard against Lao Ao like thieves.

Lao Ao did nothing to do, and he threw stones at the place where the boys had put down their bottles, so that the fish did not dare to go over, so they could only drill into his bottles.

The teenagers did the same angrily, so Lao Ao stood up and said, "Hey, you actually scared my fish away, and you must compensate, and the fish in your bottle belongs to me." ”

Suddenly, several teenagers were so angry that they screamed, and Ao Xiaojun threatened: "I'll go and sue Teacher Lu, you bullied us." ”

Ao Muyang said: "You go and tell her, there will be one more person who bullies you at that time." ”