Chapter 684: The Whimsy of Coolie No. 66
In the world of dinosaurs, coolies ...... I don't know how many numbers are holding something in their hearts, and they keep looking around.
Sometimes there are things that just don't make sense.
For example, there are some students in school who can be admitted to a good university without much effort, some people are born with a good voice, and they can become singers by shouting two voices when they are idle, and some people have strong motor nerves and can win gold medals by running casually......
And some people can't get good grades no matter how they study, and their neighbors who are born with a broken gong and an open voice can scare the police, and some ...... You can't learn a foreign language anyway.
And at this moment, the coolie who is holding something, sometimes apprehensive and sometimes has a broken expression on his face, is such a bitter force.
If in human society, learning a foreign language well may have an impact on life, but it will definitely not affect much. But in this magical dinosaur world, as an island country, you can't learn the 'foreign language' that your boss requires you to learn, and then it's just ...... Damn.
It's really terrible, because I can't learn a foreign language well, I am obviously a researcher, but I am assigned to do the dirtiest and most tiring work, eat the worst food, and have to face other people's calls and drinks, pointing fingers.
This is the kind of life, and it is only when this coolie begs hard and has other coolies to help and intercede.
Because according to the requirements of the boss of the Great Demon King, he can't even speak 'human words', he is going to 'wander the world' - to go to the primitive world with terrifying monsters and dangers everywhere!
No one wants to go out and surf, so they have to work hard. But some people are really born with some shortcomings, that is, they have no talent for language.
Fortunately, the lack of language talent does not mean that this person has no other abilities, at least this coolie feels that he also has a specialty, so he has been waiting for an opportunity to change his situation.
The opportunity came one night, when the coolie risked his life during the day to collect a few specimens outside, and when he came back to clean up the cow dung for most of the night, and had just laid down in bed, he was called to work on the ore overnight.
Picking ore is not mining, at least it's not dangerous, it's just a little tired. And for the coolies who have lived in the Great River base for so long, this tiring is nothing.
It's just that this coolie didn't expect that the opportunity would appear so unexpectedly. At that time, he was in a semi-dazed state, picking at a large pile of ore, and found the thing he was now holding in his arms.
And at that time he didn't think about it that much, because this thing was not a gold mine, and it was of little use to him, it was just a good look. But by the instinct of a former researcher, he brought it back to his small shed after his work.
After a few days of working on that thing, after a hard day's work, looking at this beautiful thing under the light at night, an idea suddenly popped into his mind, and then this thought was out of control, so that he used his brain frantically in addition to hard work, thinking about how to use this thing to change his situation.
Finally, he came up with a solution that he felt was quite feasible.
However, when he thought of the god-like methods of the boss of the big demon king, the coolie felt that if this idea was unreliable, would he pinch himself to death if he gave the boss of the big demon king an idea?
On the one hand, it is to change its own situation, and on the other hand, there may be a threat of death, this multiple-choice question is really a bit difficult - if you don't do it, you will always be unwilling in your heart, and if you do it, you may not even have such a reluctant life.
He didn't have to worry about it too long, and this morning, a guy who had been at odds with him in the lab had to arrange for him to 'collect specimens'.
When he walked to the gate of the base tremblingly, facing the boundless original ecological environment outside, he finally broke out: "I have a super good plan, I think of it for the boss." As long as he hears it, he'll like it, and then I won't be the hardest coolie anymore!"
Many coolies were stunned at the time, and only then did someone remember that he was also a member of the laboratory.
When it comes to the boss, others really don't dare to let him do anything casually - anyway, if his plan disagrees with the boss, he will be looking for his own death. And if the boss knows that someone won't even let him listen to the plan, in case he gets upset, no one wants to bear the consequences.
As soon as the words came out, he saw that many people began to avoid him, and this coolie knew that he was ready to send arrows at this moment.
So he went out and was ready to fight for his life to get rich - to make the boss happy, and from then on he could live easily and happily in the base, if not, it would be nothing more than his own small life.
After waiting for a long time without seeing the boss, the wait before life and death made this coolie make a crazy decision - that is, a few big words on the open space of the base that Yan Fei saw.
For those who can decide their own life and death, it is impossible to be too respectful. This kind of thing of writing a few big words to summon the boss is really crazy enough.
Just when the coolie's face changed, and at a certain moment he thought about how miserable he would be when he faced a tyrannosaurus, and even his heart was like ashes, Yan Fei appeared.
The coolie went up with the thing in his arms: "Boss, I'm ...... Delve into ...... A fossil ......"
He did learn Sanchahe dialect very poorly, but he did not dare to talk to the boss in island Chinese, so this sentence was not only stumbling, but also some words did not make sense.
Yan Fei was a little strange: "This is a fossil, isn't this amber?"
It took a lot of effort for the coolie to figure out that he seemed to be saying something wrong. I was immediately scared, so the already stumbling Sanchahe dialect became even more incomprehensible.
Fortunately, Yan Fei is in a good mood at the moment - what the same table and Director Xu did made Yan Fei very happy. The performance of his table mates made him feel that his help had indeed changed a person. And Director Xu, his original intention was not to help him, the director, but when he had something to do, he was able to stand up and say that he was willing to use his family's resources to help him, which made Yan Fei feel that Director Xu was still righteous enough.
There is no doubt that it is a happy thing to know a righteous person as a friend.
So Yan Fei made a rare decision: "Okay, you can talk to me in island Chinese, I understand." ”
He said this in the island Chinese, so the coolie in front of him immediately became excited and began to babble: "When I was processing the ore, I found this piece of amber. I also know that the previous paragraph, boss, had people write a lot of papers and do a lot of research. I would venture to guess that you are doing this to increase your prestige in the academic community of human society. ”
"I'm sorry boss, I know it's a bit offensive to say that, but please allow me to finish my sentence. ”
"When I found this piece of amber, I had a really great idea. Boss, you see, there is a scorpion in this amber, and the scorpion outside now has not changed much. ”
The change he said is not much, it is definitely not compared with the scorpion of human society, but refers to the dinosaur world.
"So I had an idea, if you say, this piece of amber is what you already have. But you don't realize its value, and one day, all of a sudden, somewhere, you find two scorpions that look similar to those in amber. ”
The coolie took a breath, not daring to sell anything, and then continued.
"Because you've been doing some research and you're interested in this coincidence, you took those two scorpions back and used them as a pastime to study and observe them. Then you suddenly discover that these two scorpions are species that have not yet been discovered by the scientific community, and may be ancient relics. So, what's going to happen next?"
"In the development of science to this day, it is possible to discover a new species, which may be left over from ancient times and has not changed for tens of millions of years, then the sensation in the scientific community can be imagined. ”
As he spoke, the coolie became agitated, and he waved his hand and shouted, "With this, your paper can be published in the world's leading journals, and your name will be known to the world." You can even name the species because it's your discovery. Boss, now we're just two scorpions. I'm willing to go out into the wild for you and catch two similar scorpions......"
Yan Fei hurriedly interrupted him: "Okay, okay, I kind of understood." But you wait for a while, don't say anything about catching scorpions yourself, like you, going out is sending you to death. I don't think your idea is so reliable, how can it be so coincidental. I found an amber, and then I found a similar species, do you think you're making up a story?"
"No, boss!" the coolie suddenly became agitated again. "Scientific research itself is made up of coincidences and accidents, and the discovery of a new species by chance is not a miracle in the scientific community at all. Even in the scientific research community, there are countless examples of breakthroughs made in certain aspects of research because of accidents. If you're willing to listen to such examples, I can tell you about them for a day......"
"You wait a minute, I'll think about it!" Yan Fei waved his hand to stop him from continuing, and then pondered.
Improving one's academic status is an important part of Yanfei's plan, and this is definitely important. For this reason, he did not hesitate to ask a group of coolies to do a little favor and get some papers that were not researched by himself.
But even if it's ...... Those who make fake and shoddy products on the street can almost fool people to package them, and if they do research themselves, if they are so nonsense, will it be a little too fake?
After thinking for a while, Yan Fei didn't want to think about it, so he simply made a move and asked the coolie No. 1, who was watching from a distance, to gather the main researchers, and then took the coolie behind him to the laboratory for a small meeting.
In the face of the boss of the big demon king, even if it is an unreliable idea, as long as the boss has an idea, they will never dare to categorically deny it, but carefully think and analyze, discuss and prove with each other, and conduct an in-depth and thorough study of the feasibility of this idea.
Taking advantage of the time for the other coolies to discuss, Yan Fei said to the coolies behind him: "You can always think of ideas for me, it's not bad, I'll give you a number in the future, you will be coolie No. 66." ”
Yan Fei said casually, but for Coolie 66, the boss's words at this moment were nothing less than a sound of heaven, which made him ecstatic and cry with joy!
With numbered and unnumbered coolies, the treatment is different, and with the number given by the boss himself, and other numbered coolies, it will definitely not be the same treatment - can enter the eyes of the boss, it means that there will be more opportunities for meritorious service in the future, and the future is limitless!
As the saying goes, it's better to die than to live, but if you can live well, you won't be willing to 'live', let alone die.
Soon, the coolies in the deliberations, after some debate and discussion, finally came up with the results.
The dinosaur fan stepped forward and said respectfully: "Boss, we feel that the biggest loophole in this plan is the age of amber. According to our inference, the fossil is less than 10 million years old. If you take it out, once the scientific community finds similar scorpion fossils, or other evidence...... If you can't justify yourself, it is likely that the discovery of a new species will be suspected of fraud. ”
Although Yan Fei also felt that the plan of Coolie No. 66 was unreliable, he still had a glimmer of hope - those who took the exam for a few points were still preparing to take the college entrance examination, isn't it because everyone who has a glimmer of hope wants to give it a try! After all, if it can be successful, how many years of hard work can it save itself!
At this moment, when he heard that there was such a big loophole, he understood it when he thought about it. Although he didn't know how to determine Amber's age yet, it was a big problem.
Taking a fossil less than 10 million years old, and inside it is a species 80 or 90 million years ago, this really can't be justified!
Unexpectedly, seeing that Yan Fei was a little disappointed, the dinosaur fan hurriedly added: "Boss, we think so, if we put aside this fossil, then this plan may not be unfeasible." ”
"How?" Yan Fei asked directly.
"It's simple. Dinosaur fans replied. "Finding the right environment, catching a suitable creature, and that's the discovery of a new species. As for saying that others don't find out about the others, when you are successful and famous, others can't find out, it only shows one problem, they are too stupid, they are too unlucky. ”
"What is the right environment, the right creature?"
"First of all, in our world, identify a living being. Then you look for a similar ecological environment in the environment of human society, and if you have a reason, in that environment, in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of nowhere, you stumble upon two strange little creatures, who can say what? The same is true for this plan. ”
The reverse also means that you first decide to choose a certain ecological environment in human society, and then choose a creature in the dinosaur world - to have a world, which is really easy to do, but people have not thought of this method before.