Chapter 11: A bite back

As soon as Lin Qing's words came out, the entire post was immediately ignited.

"What are you, dare to question Master Long Island!"

"Trumpet, you say a chicken!"

"Hahaha laughed at me, someone here actually scolded Master Nagashima, it's really a long time to see!"

After a while, there were hundreds of replies to attack Lin Qing, and the master of Long Island also replied lightly: "Ignorant child, when I show people my face, I'm afraid that you are still wearing open crotch pants? You say I don't understand physiognomy? So what can you see?"

Lin Qing replied quickly: "The 12 palaces of physiognomy, the people's eyebrows and heart Yintang, are the official palaces in the 12 palaces, representing the career and official fortune, and the eyebrows are the brothers' palaces, representing the brotherly affection, but you can see his love, which is really amazing." ”

"The husband and wife palace should be under the corner of the eyebrows, the landlord here has bushy sideburns, black and hard, it is the appearance of the relationship being intervened by others, and his girlfriend is even more peach-colored with spring love, at first glance, he is unwilling to calm the lord, how can it be a husband and wife!"

"If you want me to say, this building is mainly worried about his girlfriend's cheating, oh no, it should be said that he has cheated, and he has been pregnant for a long time, and he is looking for the landlord to take over, the other party's complexion is heavy, maybe it is a black man, I advise the landlord to do an examination as soon as possible, otherwise once married, it will be too late to regret it. ”

Lin Qing sent it out, and the replies exceeded thousands in an instant, all of which were intensified!

"What kind of broken analysis, at this level, it's not worth lifting shoes for Master Long Island!"

"Dare to question Master Changdao, do you think you have any real skills, it turns out to be a villain who is a false person, so slandering the landlord, aren't you afraid of losing your life?"

In the face of everyone's criticism, Lin Qing smiled indifferently and didn't take it to heart, as for the landlord, he had already reminded him, and he didn't care if he wasn't alert.

"Landlord, someone here is cursing you!Come out and prove it to him!" Someone jumped @ landlord.

As a result, the landlord did not reply, but there was an ID with a black avatar who replied, and directly posted a photo!

"Hey, your girlfriend looks the same as the woman I just dumped two days ago!"

The photo is a selfie of a black man and a woman kissing passionately, the woman is none other than the landlord's girlfriend, from the hair color to the eyes, from the black mole at the corner of the mouth to the tattoo on the collarbone, it is exactly the same, it will not be a coincidence.

At this moment, the people who were still jumping to attack Lin Qing before were all stunned.

"What's going on?"

"Is it really the landlord's girlfriend?

"This Qingyun is actually right?"

When everyone was shocked, the landlord also appeared on the black explosion.

"You...... How do you have a picture of my girlfriend?"

One black replied: "I only dumped her for two weeks, and she went to look for you, haha, what a coincidence." ”

"Phew, you're lying, this picture must be P's!"

"Your girlfriend has an eagle tattoo on her back, right? My nickname is Eagle, and she tattooed ...... to please me."

The landlord disappeared in an instant, I don't know if he was said or went to verify, and after a while, he came back and opened a separate post.

"@青云, thank you Master Qing, I was almost deceived by that bitch!"

The landlord cried and complained, saying that his girlfriend was a liar, it turned out that it was not a good family at all, but in Guangcheng to do the meat business, after the crackdown, he found a black boyfriend, but was played with and abandoned, so he went back to his hometown to find the landlord to take over, and he was pregnant with a black child in his belly, if the landlord didn't find out early, within a few months, he would have had an extra black son......

In the end, the landlord thanked Lin Qing with gratitude, and called Lin Qing a half-immortal, he was almost ruined in his life, and also showed that Lin Qing's appearance was the most accurate he had ever encountered, just like an unpredictable prophet, and the rest of the chickens and dogs were not at the same level at all.

Although the rooster and dog thief did not name him, everyone knew that he was talking about the Long Island master.

Master Nagashima also felt embarrassed, and quickly disappeared and no longer showed his head.

The people who attacked Lin Qing before were even more speechless, ashamed and unable to extricate themselves, and as soon as they showed their heads, they were hung up and beaten by everyone, and they could only be turtles with shrunken heads.

"It's really a god, great god!

"Qing Banxian is the real master, I don't know how many times better than that Changdao Xue!"

"Long Island Hustler Rolls Out of the Forum with Fans!"

It didn't take much effort for the entire forum to become a sensation, and everyone came to browse these two posts to observe the miracle of the Blue Half-Immortal.

The name Qing Banxian instantly became one of the most authoritative figures in the forum, and many people broke the photo and asked Master Qing to show him.

Lin Qing in reality doesn't feel much, this thing is nothing to a real Taoist, but there are too many online scammers to make him seem so profound.

"Didi ......"

The computer screen shook wildly, Lin Qing looked at the private mailbox, 99+ in an instant, it was about to explode, just click on it to see, they are all asking for looks, fortune telling, Lin Qing was annoyed and closed the webpage directly, and quit the forum.

After getting off work in the afternoon, Liu Yuer proposed to go to the restaurant to celebrate, but Hu Yuanyuan had to ride back because of something at home, so Liu Yuer had to give up and let Lin Qing go grocery shopping and come back, and she made a good meal for Lin Qing.

Lin Qing went to the vegetable market to cut two catties of beef, picked a big black fish that was jumping around, and added some vegetables, and when he brought it back, it was already dark.

As soon as he walked into the courtyard, Lin Qing saw a figure lying on the window of Liu Yu'er's house, peeking at something.

"This is the window of Sister Yu'er's bathroom!" Lin Qing immediately reacted, this pervert was peeking at Sister Yu'er taking a bath!

Lin Qing walked over quickly to arrest this pervert.

"Boom!" the figure looked at it and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the sound of which was particularly loud in the summer evening.

"Ah, who?"

Liu Yu'er's scream came from the bathroom.

The pervert was startled, and quickly turned around and ran, only to crash into Lin Qing.

It's actually Zhao Mawu!

Lin Qing was stunned, isn't Zhao Mawu Sister Yu'er's father-in-law, he actually peeked at Sister Yu'er taking a bath!

was so stunned that Lin Qing forgot to make a move, and Zhao Mawu ran out of the yard in a daze.

"Who is it?"

Liu Yu'er pushed open the window at this time and saw that it was Lin Qing, and her face couldn't help but turn rosy.

Lin Qing saw that Liu Yu'er was wearing clothes, but her hair was wet, she should have been washing her hair just now, and she hadn't taken off her clothes yet, so she didn't take advantage of Zhao Mawu's thing.

"Aoko...... You...... You peeked at me taking a shower......" Liu Yu'er said a little shyly.

"No, no...... Not me. Lin Qing hurriedly explained, "It's Zhao Mawu, he just lay here and was scared away by me." ”

"Really?" Liu Yu'er was a little incredulous, staring at Lin Qing's eyes.

Liu Yu'er was only wearing a white dress because she wanted to take a bath, standing like this at this time, her wet hair hung down on her chest, and she wet the clothes on her chest at once, and the fullness inside was faintly looming, Lin Qing saw it in her eyes, and couldn't help but blush, but she looked pale and weak.

Liu Yu'er saw it in her eyes, and thought that Lin Qing was lying.

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the courtyard, mixed with loud and low voices.

"Lao Zhao, you really didn't lie, your daughter-in-law is stealing people?"

"This widow Liu usually looks quite serious, but I didn't expect to be so coquettish secretly...... Alas, why don't you look for me!"

A male duck said, "It's true, I saw the dog and the man and the woman bathing together!

Lin Qing jumped up all of a sudden, isn't this Zhao Mawu's voice?

He didn't run away, but the wicked person sued first, saying that he had an affair with Sister Yu'er!

If this is caught by the neighbors, he is not afraid, but what should Sister Yu'er do!

Lin Qing was in a cold sweat for an instant, and immediately realized that he must not be discovered.

At this time, Liu Yu'er also understood, realized that the situation was urgent, and hurriedly said to Lin Qing: "Come in and hide!"

Lin Qing jumped out of the house and wanted to find a place to hide, but the house was not big, so where could people be hidden?

The footsteps outside were getting closer and closer, and when Lin Qingzheng had nowhere to hide, Sister Yu'er suddenly pushed him to the bed, lifted the quilt and said, "Get in." ”

Hiding in Sister Yu'er's bed?

Lin Qing was stunned for a moment, but the shouting had already come to the door, so he couldn't think so much, so he went in directly......