Chapter 145: Who Can Have the Last Laugh
In the early morning, a pig-like scream woke Zhou Yang up from his dream.
"Who is the ghost screaming early in the morning? ”
Zhou Yang got up and walked out shirtless, only to see Lin Xiaotong on the side of the road also walking towards the village committee in a hurry.
Before arriving at the village committee, Zhou Yang smelled a foul smell, and after a while, the stench was even more stench, and the pedestrians on the road also stopped at the gate of the village committee, looking at the fields in the distance.
I saw a "man" standing by the septic tank in the field.
"Who did it, who did it, you gangsters, I'm going to send you all to prison. The voice came from the man, Zhou Yang looked at it, and the man turned out to be Li Wenmo, and immediately laughed.
"Village Chief Li, what are you doing here?" Li Yan covered her nose and smiled.
"It must be you, you gangbangas, who took me to sleep and put me in the septic tank, and you're finished. Li Wenmo scolded while taking off his clothes, his face extremely angry.
The people around him didn't speak, and the Daomen disciples snickered one by one.
Lin Xiaotong frowned and looked back at Zhou Yang, but when he saw Zhou Yang shirtless, he couldn't help glaring at Zhou Yang: "Why don't you wear clothes." ”
"I thought someone killed a pig and was going to come out to mix pork to eat, but I didn't expect it to be a man from the sky. Zhou Yang shook his head, he estimated that Li Wenmo sleeping in the dung pit must have been done by a disciple of the Daomen.
Yesterday, this guy laughed at the Jianghu people in front of all the Jianghu people for being reckless, and this result was also expected by him.
"No one admits it, okay, my brother and my uncle will be here later, you can wait to go to prison together." After Li Wenmo finished speaking, he quickly ran into the river not far away.
"Brother...... Brush your teeth and get dressed. ”
Zhou Yang was watching the flavored Xiaohe come with a toothbrush and clothes, this scene made Lin Xiaotong roll his eyes, this guy also found a little girl.
What's even more hateful is that this little maid doesn't listen to anyone's words, only listens to Zhou Yang, and can't persuade her.
"Good Xiaohe, I'll take you to watch a good show later. ”
Zhou Yang smiled, sat down under the big tree after brushing his teeth and washing his face, and after a while, Li Yan and Xiaohe brought breakfast over.
"Captain Zhou, you are a fairy day. ”
Only at this moment Su Xin walked over, and the harp behind him seemed to have been repaired.
Today's Su Xin changed what she wore yesterday, wearing sportswear, looking heroic.
"Don't you all wear skirts, how good is ventilation and brightness, and what sportswear do you wear. Zhou Yang smiled.
"Hmph, I'm not flamboyant with you, this is what I lost to you. Su Xin took out a box and said.
Zhou Yang looked at the box, which was only the size of a palm, and then put down his breakfast and prepared to open it.
"Go back and open it. Su Xin pressed the box road.
"It's so mysterious, okay. Zhou Yang smiled and handed the thing to Xiaohe.
Su Xin looked at it coldly, and was about to say something, when he suddenly heard a whistle, and saw three Mercedes-Benz cars driving into Daoxiang Village.
At this time, Li Wenmo had already taken a shower and changed his clothes, but the smell of his body still did not get rid of.
Li Wenmo sneered and opened the door of the Mercedes-Benz in the middle, and a fat middle-aged man and Secretary Li walked out from inside.
"Uncle, you're here. Li Wenmo said happily.
The fat middle-aged man immediately covered his nose: "What does your body smell like?"
Li Wenmo's face was ruthless: "It's Zhou Yang, and these rivers and lakes are reckless, they threw me into the dung pit, uncle, you have to call the shots for me." ”
"What, there's no way to see it. ”
After the fat middle-aged man finished speaking, he walked to the village committee, and under the guidance of Li Wenmo, he came to Lin Xiaotong and Zhou Yang, who were eating breakfast.
"village chief, please leave here first, I'm still eating. Zhou Yang frowned and said, Lin Xiaotong simply stopped eating, covered his nose and turned his head.
"Hmph, Zhou Yang, Lin Xiaotong, this is my second uncle, and he is also the deputy mayor of Binhai, today his old man came to inspect, you had better be respectful. Li Wenmo said angrily.
"Vice Mayor Li......" Lin Xiaotong was startled, with a hint of worry in his eyes.
"This should be Miss Lin Xiaotong, the former village head. The fat middle-aged man stretched out his hand and smiled.
"Take your hand away, my wife doesn't shake hands with men. Zhou Yang's words made Lin Xiaotong's hand that was about to be stretched out lock it back.
So domineering!
A strange color flashed in Lin Xiaotong's eyes.
"Your wife...... Hmph, the second beauty on the list of dignified coastal beauties will be your wife, and you and I have been the deputy mayor for ten years for nothing, right?" Vice Mayor Li said disdainfully.
Zhou Yang smiled disdainfully: "Let's put it this way, not only is she my wife, but even the top of the Binhai Beauty list has a secret promise to me, but I don't have any feelings for the iceberg face." ”
As soon as these words came out, Vice Mayor Li and the three of them all laughed.
"Miss Murong will like you too, this is the biggest joke I've ever heard. Secretary Li smiled disdainfully.
"That's right, I also said that Miss Murong likes me, and Miss Murong looked back at me yesterday. Li Wenmo also smiled.
"Can't you feel the disgust in my eyes?"
A cold voice came from behind them, and everyone looked back to see that it was Murong Chuxue.
"Miss Murong. The three of them were stunned, and were amazed by Murong Chuxue in front of them.
Murong Chuxue is still dressed in the same black silk professional dress that has not changed for thousands of years, but every time she appears, it will cause everyone to exclaim.
"Miss Murong is really the first on the list of coastal beauties, and she deserves her reputation, I remember that I met your grandfather a few years ago, and I was talking about the land in the west at that time, so we will have a meal together and catch up later. Vice Mayor Li said with a smile.
"I'm sorry, I'm used to eating alone, and I'm going to ask Village Chief Li to stay away, okay?" Murong Chuxue said while covering her nose.
Vice Mayor Li glared at Li Wenmo, and Li Wenmo retreated into the distance with a displeased face.
"Hungry, eat something. Zhou Yang pointed to the steamed porridge on the table.
Murong Chuxue nodded, and immediately picked up the porridge steamed bun and ate it aside.
"This ......"
Zhou Yang frowned, is this woman so hungry that she even eats half of the porridge she has eaten.
Not only did Zhou Yang see it, but even Secretary Li and Deputy Mayor Li also saw that the first beauty on the list of dignified beauties actually ate a bowl of porridge with Zhou Yang.
Could it really be that he has secretly promised Zhou Yangfang......
Looking at Zhou Yang standing beside him, any one of them can easily compare with those celebrities in high society, and everyone has a kind of pure and unearthly fairy spirit.
Vice Mayor Li and Secretary Li both pouted, in all fairness, if they could be replaced, they would rather be Zhou Yang.
"Zhou Yang, don't patronize and eat, our Vice Mayor Li didn't eat either, why don't you let people prepare a big meal, and find a few little girls to come and have a few drinks with my uncle." Secretary Li looked at Zhou Yang and said.
"Haha...... Don't talk nonsense, we are here to investigate, but well, it is difficult for everyone to be kind, but I can't shirk it, so let's let your sister Xiaotong and this little girl with a jade bracelet come together, and Miss Murong is also coming, let's talk about getting a piece of land. Vice Mayor Li smiled very happily, and the flesh on his face was squeezed together.
"Is it difficult to be gracious, did someone say that they want to invite you to dinner?" Zhou Yang frowned, secretly wondering if this guy was overdone.
Vice Mayor Li frowned, no matter where he went, someone rushed to invite him to dinner, but this hospitality was his mantra, and he said it casually.
But now that I think about it, these guys really didn't say that they wanted to invite themselves to dinner, and they were a little embarrassed for a while.
"What, do you still want Vice Mayor Li to be hungry, hurry up, just do what my uncle wants, let my uncle have a good time, and when he has a good time, the village will soar, otherwise, I don't dare to guarantee it." Secretary Li sneered.
"Really......"
Zhou Yang got up and walked to Secretary Li: "Just you scum, you also want to eat the food of our Daoxiang Village, and you don't look in the mirror." ”
"Presumptuous!" Vice Mayor Li scolded, and more than a dozen black-clothed bodyguards behind him suddenly stepped forward.
"Bang ......"
Before Zhou Yang could make a move, Xiao Liangzi rushed up with someone and knocked down all the seven-foot bodyguards in three strokes and five divisions.
"Well, you even dare to fight my people, I don't know how thick the sky is. After speaking, Vice Mayor Li picked up the phone.
"Hey, the West District Police Station, I'm Deputy Mayor Li, bring someone to Daoxiang Village, I have something for you to do, this is an order." After speaking, Vice Mayor Li hung up the phone directly and glared at Zhou Yang and the others.
"Haha...... Zhou Yang, if you know each other, you will open a private room and prepare guest rooms for the three of us,......" Li Wenmo said with a smile.
"Isn't it, I'm going to prepare a few beautiful women for you. Zhou Yang asked with a smile.
"Hmph, it depends on whether you are sincere or not. Li Wenmo said contemptuously, in his opinion, Zhou Yang had already begun to admit it.
"Beauty, of course there is. ”
Zhou Yang looked at Xiao Liangzi: "Apprentice, they are shouting at you, didn't you hear it, tie them all up." ”
With an order, Xiao Liangzi couldn't wait, and tied the three of them together in a few rounds under Vice Mayor Li's frightened face.
"Presumptuous, simply presumptuous, you just wait to wear the bottom of the prison. Vice Mayor Li roared angrily, when did he ever be so embarrassed as the deputy mayor, he came here because Secretary Li described this place as a paradise, with all kinds of money, beautiful women, and scenery...... But he didn't think about it and didn't catch anything, and he was tied up.
"Zhou Yang, what now?" Lin Xiaotong said anxiously.
"What to do, of course waiting. ”
After Zhou Yang finished speaking, he sat down under the big tree.
The sun was scorching, and the onlookers also went to the big tree to wait, and they also wanted to see who could laugh at the end of this hall between the deputy mayor and the legendary Zhou Yang of Daoxiang Village.
After about half an hour, more than a dozen police cars, led by a black sedan, entered the village.
There was no one in the black car, but a line of dozens of heavily armed policemen walked out of the police car.
"Director Xu, come over quickly, arrest all these people for me, no, give me a beating first, ...... quickly" Vice Mayor Li yelled when he saw the police coming.