"Master Ye is usually a quiet and timid person, but I didn't expect him to stand up for Lan Zhi. It seems that he really loves Chonglanzhi. ”

“…… Lan Zhi has found the right person this time. Su Yi finished drinking the porridge, put the pillow on his waist, and sat with his back against the head of the bed.

"yes. Master Ye splashed cold water on the mother and son of the Sun family, they were so angry that they got up and wanted to beat him, but they were tripped by Junfu and Dawei, and fell into the mud. Sun Fuqiang knocked out all his front teeth!hahaha!" the big girl almost burst into tears of laughter.

Su Yi couldn't help laughing.

Yingzi rubbed her sore belly, "Sun Fuqiang is so scolding!" She saw that her son knocked his teeth out, and she scolded us with a mouthful of blood. She didn't know that it was Dawei and Junfu who stumbled on them, grabbed Lan Zhi's hair, and asked her to take out the money and compensate them for their medical expenses. ”

"What's the matter with Lanzhi?" Su Yi couldn't understand the old lady's brain circuit.

She said that it was Lan Zhi's broom star that caused them to be unlucky and injured. She was angry, and she had no head or brains to say a lot. We only learned that Sun Fuqiang and Lan Zhi drilled into the woods, and the female comrade who was engaged to him took her brother to kill the Sun family, beat him severely, beat him to bed for more than a month, and kicked him, and in a blink of an eye, she took the marriage gift given by the Sun family and married him to the town......"

"That lesbian is amazing!" Su Yi star-eyed, this is the right way to abuse a scumbag.

It's just that Su Yi still has some questions, "Sun Fuqiang was beaten, and no one in the Sun family supported him? That female comrade treated him so much, and she could marry in the town, her backstage must be unusual." ”

"The Sun family bullies the weak and fears the hard, where do they dare to fight with others. I heard Lan Zhi say that the female comrade's brother is the captain, and the brother-in-law is still working in the armed forces department of the county. The Sun family can't afford to mess with it. "Yingzi's gossip passed to Su Yi and them to popularize science.

Su Yi thought thoughtfully: "No wonder." Seeing that they beat Sun Fuqiang so badly, they showed mercy to Lan Zhi at the beginning. Lan Zhi was also lucky to meet a reasonable person. ”

"Not really. Changed to other ruthless people, they went directly to the police station to accuse them of adultery, and Lan Zhi and Sun Fuqiang were indispensable to eat a prison meal. "The eldest girl has been in night school recently, and she knows a little bit about the law.

The eldest girl said: "Lan Zhi was in night school with me, and she was especially grateful to the female comrade who took someone to beat and scold her and wake her up." Last year, I secretly gave people a New Year's gift. But she felt that she had no face to see people, so she secretly put things at the door and ran away. ”

"Originally, I was most worried about her, afraid that she would be obsessed and continue to make mistakes. Seeing that she is studying well now, she has found herself a good partner like Master Ye......" Su Yi was interrupted by Yingzi halfway through speaking, "Eldest sister, they just pulled the certificate, and now they are husband and wife." ”

Su Yi glanced at Yingzi, "Don't I know?" ”

After a while, she said, "She is with Master Ye, and I am also relieved." Go back and ask, when are they serving the wine?"

"Master Ye said that the twenty-second day of the lunar month. I count the days, and there are more than thirty days left. They want to go back to Master Ye's hometown to set up wine. Sister-in-law, you definitely don't know! Sister-in-law Cui said that Master Ye was married once, and he also had a daughter in his hometown! ”

The fire of gossip in Yingzi's body was burning, and his eyes seemed to be flashing with green light: "His father and his previous daughter-in-law both died of illness. I don't know which one lacks morality, he slandered Master Ye behind his back, saying that his life was hard, and he killed his father and daughter-in-law. made the women in his hometown dare not marry him......"

The eldest girl clapped her hands: "That's right! I'll just say, Master Ye is so good, he is still a chef, and he can make money, he is thirty years old, why is he not married yet." It turns out that the family has already been married. ”

"After Lan Zhi marries him, what will happen to Master Ye's wife and daughter?" Su Yi was more concerned about this.

Lan Zhi said that Master Ye rented two houses outside, and when they went back for the Chinese New Year, they would bring the old lady and the little girl to live in the city after the Spring Festival. Master Ye's daughter is seven years old this year, and she will come to the nursery school in the first half of the semester next year, and it is just right to go to the first grade in the next semester. ”

Su Yi: "That's how it should be. The combined monthly salary of the two of them is also a hundred yuan, and it is not a problem to raise an old lady and a little girl in the city. You can't leave the elderly and children alone. ”

Big girl: "Don't talk about them." Eldest sister, will our nephew's full moon wine be held when it is thirty days old? Or will it be done when they are forty days old? How many people are expected to be invited? Sister Yurong asked me to ask you, she is so prepared. ”

"This, I still have to discuss with my father and Brother Xiao. ”

The big girl put away the dishes, "Then you should discuss it as soon as possible." It's three o'clock, and we're going back to help wash and chop vegetables. ”

Yingzi reluctantly looked at the two sleeping babies: "Sister, let's go." You lie down a little longer, and I see you're yawning all the time. ”

"Hmm. Be careful on the road. Su Yi was really in bad spirits, lying down, and fell asleep almost in seconds.

……

After Xiao Yi got off work, he went to the restaurant to bring the light meal that Hong Daman specially made for Su Yi and went to the hospital to eat with her.

When he went, he saw Pei Datou and his son-in-law talking to Su Yi. When the two saw him, they congratulated him on his happy son, and took out two thick red envelopes, saying that they were pressing pillows for the child.

After handing out the red envelope, Pei Datou pulled his son-in-law away.

"When will we do the full moon wine of Dabao and Xiaobao?" During the meal, Su Yi asked Xiao Yi.

"Forty days. Wait for the child to be older. "Dabao Xiaobao was born less than six catties, so thin and small, he must be raised more. When you are fat and strong, you will take it out to meet people.

Xiao Yicai didn't admit it, he felt sorry for the child.

Xiao Yi frowned and even tasted the dishes in the three lunch boxes, they were all bland and tasteless, there was no smell of oil, and there was no salt taste!

"This dish is how to eat it. Why didn't Master Hong put some salt? Especially this mutton soup, it still smells fishy, and I can't eat it at all. ”

Su Yi also frowned: "Who said it wasn't." She clenched her fists to cheer herself up: "It's okay, just get used to it slowly." It's all for the good of the baby. ”

Xiao Yi discussed with Su Yi: "Daughter-in-law, let's eat separately in the future, okay? This dish is neither salty nor spicy, I really can't eat it." ”

"Okay. Su Yi didn't want to force Xiao Yi to eat the same as her. Otherwise, in less than two days, he will have to starve himself unconscious, "If you can't eat, pick fish bones for me." When I eat, you go to the restaurant and ask them to get you two more dishes. ”

"Hmm. Xiao Yi happily became a stabber. He was also afraid that Su Yi would pull him to enjoy a tasteless meal.

The old man slept until it was almost dark before getting up, he came to the hospital, and outside the ward, he saw Xiao Yi serving Su Yi to eat, and did not go in to disturb them. I took the money ticket and went to the hospital cafeteria to eat a small stir-fry.

The old man was in good spirits on happy occasions, and accidentally forgot the doctor's instructions, ate too much, and went back to the ward with a hiccups, saying that he was going to keep a vigil for Su Yi. In fact, I want to watch my grandson all the time.

"Dad, you are not in good health, it is so cold at night, and there is no bed in the hospital, how can you sleep? Brother Xiao will come to accompany me after eating, you can sit for a while, or go home and rest." Don't get tired. Let's have a big treasure and a small treasure, and we will wait for grandpa to hold them in the future. ”

"You're right. I can't afford to lose something big. The old man saw that Dabao and Xiaobao, who had just eaten, opened their eyes with a thin slit, and their mouths were a little upturned, as if they were laughing, hehe, Zhile: "Xiao Su, look at them." When you are born, you will laugh. Our big treasure and little treasure are so smart!"

The corners of Su Yi's mouth twitched, and she wanted to tell the old man: The corners of the two children's mouths were slightly upturned, they were only born for a day, and they didn't know what laughter was.

Seeing that the old man was enjoying himself, Su Yi couldn't bear to splash him with cold water, smiled and nodded to him, "That's what you said." ”

This grandfather's filter is too thick and full of slots, so Su Yi doesn't know where to start spitting.

The audience in the live broadcast room began to hahaha.

Passerby A: 'The old man is so funny! If Dabao and Xiaobao knew how to laugh now, they would definitely be treated as monsters......

Brother Lin Family: "Will you talk upstairs!" Our big and small treasures are angel babies, or the kind of warm and cute angels with their own smiles. Let's talk about monsters, let's go to the star network and open a mecha. See that I don't beat you all over the ground looking for teeth. ’

Wild meat: 'Brother, hurry up, tear the passerby's armor!, Oh, ^_^ even if our big treasure and little treasure are red and wrinkled, and the skin is like a monkey's ass, we can't stop the cute and handsome features. When you grow up, you will definitely be more handsome than Brother Xiao! Send a few red envelopes to the baby, I hope you are healthy and grow up quickly. ’

I'm a hacker: '@主播, I recorded a video of the birth of two babies, and it has been sent to the anchor's private mailbox, "The red envelope is gone!"

Su Yi: "Thank you, dear ones. Red envelopes are not needed, and it is not easy for everyone to make money. Besides, if you send it, it's equal to gray hair, and I can't use it for them. ’

As a result, more and more viewers sent red envelopes, and everyone said: The anchor doesn't let them be sent, and they want to send them even more. Even if you eat soil, you have to throw money to raise the baby.

He also reminded Su Yi to remember to drink a few drops of nutrient solution every day to fully supplement nutrition. When your baby is older, remember to feed them some diluted healing solution to boost their immunity and prevent them from being infected by viruses and bacteria.

Su Yi thanked the audience one by one, and said that when the children are older, they will edit some interesting little photos of them, make them into emojis and send them to the live broadcast room, and share them with everyone, as a way to thank everyone for their love for the baby.

The audience praised Su Yi one after another: You are a very good anchor.

After brushing the barrage, start brushing rewards. Let Su Yi make more emojis. It's fun to think about.

Poor Dabao and Xiaobao will never know that they are still milk dolls, and they have become famous in the interstellar world because of a series of magical emojis.

……

The days of confinement are very boring, even painful, if it weren't for the gags of the interstellar audience, chatting with Su Yi every day, sharing interesting experiences with her to make her laugh, she would probably suffer from postpartum depression.

Xiao Yi is too busy with work, going out early and returning late all day, and has very little time to spend with her and her children. The eldest girl and Qi Qiaoqiao have their own things to do, and they can't go to the house every day to chat with her. The two children are very capable of making trouble, and they toss Su Yi a lot.

They are particularly sticky to Su Yi, and they also bring out the skills of competing for favor and jealousy from their stomachs.

At the beginning, the new mother Su Yi was still a rookie and did not practice the skills of nursing two children at the same time. Every time Su Yi feeds Dabao milk, Xiaobao will cry and cry; feed Xiaobao, Dabao will open his voice and howl, if you coax him to slow down, he can cry hoarsely.

Qi Qiaoqiao heard Su Yi say this, brought her two pacifiers, and asked her to wait for Dabao or Xiaobao to cry, stuff them in their mouths, and let them suck and play.

But our big treasure and small treasure have inherited Su Yi's nature of being a bear child, if they can call a pacifier to coax them, they won't give Su Yi a headache.

Su Yi stuffed the pacifier into their mouths, and the two boys spit it out directly, crying even more. As if blaming Su Yi for being unscrupulous, he deceived their feelings with fakes that couldn't pump milk.

Dabao and Xiaobao make trouble during the day, and Su Yi can barely hold them.

But these two bear children, who have a devilish temper diametrically opposed to their angelic faces, make even more trouble at night!

On average, I wake up crying at least four times a night. The highest record was 10 times a single cry.

Crying when I'm hungry, wanting to sleep, wanting to pee, crying when I want to poop, crying when I see my mother hugging my brother (brother) and not hugging me, crying when I smell my stinky father, crying when I call my grandfather to hug me, crying when I suddenly feel bad, and the dogs and chickens outside bark so loudly that they cry......

In this case, Su Yi couldn't sleep well at night. It can be said that since giving birth to her son, she has not had a good night's sleep! She has slept with her son sporadically, at most an hour or two at a time.

She felt sleepy every day. The dark circles are getting deeper. The skin is dull, rough and oily, there are acne, and there are faint spots, and she has completely changed from a vigorous beautiful girl to a sloppy aunt.

The two babies are squeamish, temperamental, and very willful, and they start crying when they are not happy. I don't want others to hug me at all, not even my own father and grandfather. Su Yi must be tightly adhered to.

Otherwise, they will come up with a crying skill that is more terrible than Meng Jiangnu's crying on the Great Wall, and cry until everyone compromises.

Before, Su Yi naively wanted to teach them the rules, and deliberately asked the old man and Xiao Yi to take the baby to the old man's house and sleep separately from her. As a result, within half an hour, he was surrendered by his son crying.

Hearing that her son was about to cry, she forgot all the rules and education. I just want to hug them and coax them so that they don't cry anymore.

Su Yi came out of confinement after sitting for forty days, secretly used his brain weight, and found that he had lost a full twelve pounds compared to the day he gave birth to Dabao Xiaobao!

But she couldn't laugh at all, the disappeared flesh was full of her blood and tears.

She had already conditioned her body before, and she was promoted to a C-physique female paper. But now I can test it, but there is only a crumbling D. In other words, it is possible to go from D to E at any time. And that's even if she's been supplementing her nutrition.

Dabao woke up hungry, smelled his mother's smell as if he was far away from him, and immediately began to howl. Just a dozen seconds later, Xiaobao joined him. The brothers began to cry and sing in double in the morning.

It's almost every day of their play.

Su Yi hurriedly finished it, washed his hands with hot water, came out of the bathroom, returned to the bedroom, closed the door, shrunk into the bed and sat down, skillfully unbuttoned his clothes, held a child in one hand, and let them eat.

The old man stood outside the window, didn't hear his grandson's cry, turned around and went to the kitchen, and asked Xiao Yi: "Is there any hot water?" At the hotel, have you arranged everything? This is the first good day for our big and small treasures, and we can't make mistakes. ”

"There are Pan Gongzi, Yan Er, and Accountant Pei, Zhang Luo. Dad, don't worry, it won't go wrong. What were those two boys crying just now?"