Initiation into school

Yan Yongnong plans to send his son to school early, although his son is not yet old enough to go to school. Only children over the age of seven are admitted to the first grade, and he asked the teacher Yan Bianzhao not to count as a student, but to treat him as an auditor or a preschool student.

He didn't have to send his children to school like other children, and he didn't want the heavy burden of schoolwork to weigh on his son too soon. It's because it's safe to put my son in school, where there are no high hurdles and no deep water. The sun can't shine, the rain can't get in, and the teacher is specially guarded, like a red safe.

At the same time, the son can have many partners to play with, and he is no longer alone. He wants his son to be healthy and happy.

During the day, Yan Bianzhao spends more time by the teacher's side than by his own side, relying on his parents at home and relying on the teacher at school. Yan Yongnong hoped that the teacher would always tie Yan Bianzhao to his trouser belt like himself.

This is impossible, Yan Yongnong knows it very well. It is not enough for the class of thirty or forty students to have a doppelganger technique. What's more, the teacher is not from your family, and you are not a famous family in the local area, and you have not walked with the official with the 'chief' in the village. You are a farmer and you don't have any friendship with the teacher at school, why should the teacher treat your child specially?

Relationships depend on pulling, and feelings must be cultivated. Before his son entered the school, Yan Yongnong invited all the teachers of the school to his home and agreed sincerely.

Steel should be set on the edge of the knife.

He attached great importance to this meal as if he had invited his relatives to come to the door, and he said that the bacon and bacon smoked on the chimney at home, and the peppers and eggplants in the vegetable garden were all local vegetables and could not be served. There are only two things in the family that he agrees with, one is a gelding feather weighing six catties every other year, and the other is a jar of aged rice wine with bad silk. You have to go out and buy some fresh food.

The dinner was set for the evening of the first day of school, and there was plenty of time in the evening.

The night before, Yan Yongnong couldn't sleep thinking about the food, and the next day he got up and went to the street as soon as the chickens crowed.

Looking at the vegetables he sells, the things on the pig's body alone are enough: pig heart, pork liver, pork belly, pork ribs, pig trotters, etc., only except pig hair. There are more than a dozen kinds of ears, shiitake mushrooms, kelp, etc.

Yan Yongnong raised his glass and started the banquet: "Teachers, I invite you to eat a meal without good dishes today, I am very touched by your dislike of not disliking me, I will toast you with this first glass of wine, and I will salute it alone after a while." ”

Everyone stood up and raised their wine glasses, and then Yan Yongnong saluted the principal: "Principal, I respect you first, I am a big old man and I don't know how to be polite, I hope you can advise me on how to respect the wine below." ”

"Master Yan, you are so polite, I have been teaching for so long, and I respect the teacher and teach you to be the first person. Come, I borrow flowers to offer Buddha, and thank you on behalf of all the teachers!" said the principal.

"You are all my honored guests, and I should honor you. Yan Yongnong said.

"Drink this glass of wine first. The principal said.

"It's better to be respectful than to obey, okay, I'll do it. ”

"Master Yan, as long as you salute a few older teachers individually, and the younger generations will drink together. The principal said.

At this time, the slightly older teacher Wang put forward a different opinion: "Master Yan, you have to grasp the theme of inviting the teacher to dinner today, and highlight the key points. Your child is studying in the hands of Teacher Shu from the beginning of entering the school, and she is your son's initiation teacher. You have to drink with her first, and have a few more drinks with her. We all ate her companion meals. ”

Teacher Shu immediately objected: "Teacher Wang, what you said is unreasonable, Master Yan's children will be read in my hands this year, in his hands next year, and in your hands the year after tomorrow, everyone can teach him, and everyone must take care of him." ”

"No, everything is prioritized, and when Yan Bianzhao reads in my hands the responsibilities that I should fulfill and the wine I drink, I will be duty-bound. Teacher Wang said.

"Ouch, Mr. Wang, you have decided to eat in the future? You are too straightforward, right? His family does not owe our teacher food. Another teacher, who is not much younger than Mr. Shu, said with a smile.

"Needless to say, his son invited us to eat before he even entered the school gate, and we couldn't eat without entering the gate. ”

"That's natural! It should be, the teacher taught my child, and I took my child with hard work, and I am very grateful as a parent. As long as you can afford it, don't dislike me for coarse tea, light rice and thin wine. Yan Yongnong said.

Yan Yongnong toasted round after round, and his full satisfaction deeply moved every teacher present, and the teachers felt that it was not enough to express their gratitude for returning the wine, so they repeated their promises, 'If you put one hundred and twenty worries, we will treat him as our own child, and we will not only double it; Yan Bian Zhaoshu can't read well and find us, so he is bullied and looks for us--------。 The words that came out of these alcohol made Yan Yongnong feel relieved and happy.

On the day of the start of school, Yan Yongnong said to his son: "Yan Bianzhao, I will send you to school today, you must listen to the teacher in school and have a good relationship with your classmates." ”

"Reading, are you going to read?" asked Yan Bianzhao.

"I'm an adult, what else do I read? Reading is your child's business. ”

"Does the old sister read?" Yan Bianzhao asked again.

"My sister is too young, she is not old enough to study, and the school does not accept snot children. ”

"The teacher also said that I am not old enough to read, you don't read your mother, you don't read your sister, you don't read your family, just ask me to read, I won't read for you!"

"Silly boy, books are read in your stomach, not for others, and it is you who will be good in the future. Didn't you say that there was no one to play with you at home? There are a lot of playmates at school! ”

"But there are all faces, and I don't know a single one of my noses and eyes, and I'm scared when I look at them. ”

"Don't be afraid, men should be ambitious, don't be afraid of the wicked, and don't bully the good. ”

As soon as Yan Yongnong's father and son entered the school gate, the classmates swarmed around. Because they are the most eye-catching, people who are reading books still have to be memorized by adults, and there is no precedent for adults to carry children to school before.

Yan Yongnong vaguely heard the children in the distance telling each other: "Go and see, the child who picked it up!" He was particularly sensitive to this sentence and was also very jealous. He had long expected that his classmates would say something like this behind their backs, and the entrance of the altar could be sealed, but the population could not be sealed. At this time, he listened to it with his own ears, and it made him feel a pain in his heart.

He shouted loudly to the onlookers: "Don't be a lonely guy who has never seen the world, drive away, and if you don't drive again, Lao Tzu will kick it." ”

Originally, he taught his son to unite with his classmates, mainly not to let his classmates pick on his son's key points, but now he can't help but help his son offend his classmates.

Yan Bianzhao's life circle is too small, in addition to his own family, he knows the children in the four and five cups in the back of the house, and the Ding pot handle and wheat hat circle in the bottom of the house, and there are also times to play with them. Now there were all unfamiliar faces here, and all the fresh faces were staring at him with big bull's eyes, so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes and put his face on his father's back.

After class, the teacher arranged a seat for Yan Bianzhao. But he refused to get off his father's back. The teacher asked him, "Yan Bianzhao, are you here to study?" Yan Bianzhao was silent.

"Son, when you respond to the teacher, you say, 'Yes. Yan Yongnong not only taught his son to answer, but also helped his son answer.

"Do you listen to the teacher?" the teacher asked again.

"Say quickly: 'Listen to the teacher'. Yan Yongnong was answering again, and seeing that his son didn't respond, he swung his shoulders twice and shook Yan Bian Zhao on his back to urge him to answer.

"Yan Bianzhao, as long as you get off your father's back and sit on the seat, I will give you this colored chalk. The teacher said.

"Don't. Yan Bianzhao finally spoke.

"You see so many students in the class sitting in their places, only do you want your father to carry it, not shy?" the teacher added.

"I didn't be a thief and gouge out my eyes, so why am I ashamed? They don't have a father's back because their father doesn't care about them. Yan Bianzhao refuted the teacher's words in response to the teacher's words.

"Well, that's a good point, your father loves you the most, and you must listen to your father the most, right? I know that you are a sensible child, a brave child. Well, everybody close their eyes, and when we open them, he'll get down from his dad's back and sit in his seat. "The teacher put a top hat on him.

However, the teacher's move failed, and he didn't eat it at all.

Even though the teacher persuaded, said, coaxed, and frightened all his might, the water in his mouth was said to be dry, but he still couldn't splash water, oil and salt. It's like a plaster stuck to his father's back, and he can't tear it open.