The guy turned his head, simply lay down on the table, and slept with his head covered.

Oye, kill one first!

I went on to find a second target.

But I was disappointed, 30 minutes before the exam, the students all wrote the papers in peace, and basically no one cheated!

Could it be that these guys have changed their ways?

There are bad students in every class, good students don't cheat, bad students must cheat!

Suddenly, a sweet-looking girl caught my attention.

The little girl wears a miniskirt in the autumn, and she doesn't learn well.

The little girl not only wears a miniskirt, but also keeps fiddling with the miniskirt.

While fiddling, he blushed and looked around, and his eyes did not dare to stay on me.

I rub, the superb cheating skills on the Internet can't be imagined that labor and management can encounter?

I remember very clearly that this kind of advanced cheating method suitable for girls, the answer and the like, written on the thigh in advance, open the skirt, is the answer, the teacher came, put down the skirt.

Still unsure, I stood in the distance and watched.

The little girl finally ripped off her skirt again, and there was obviously something on her thighs!

Paste the answer!

I hurriedly walked over, the girl was very alert, heard the footsteps, decisively put down her skirt, and made a thinking look.

I snorted coldly in my heart, walked over to her seat, and knocked on her desk: "Classmate, what is hidden under your skirt?"

The girl was in a cold sweat, looking at me pleadingly, and did not speak.

"I'm asking you!" Although I think the girl is very pitiful, but now is obviously not the time to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, perhaps, it is because this girl is a point higher, I rolled up the bed and left.

The girl glanced at me weakly and said delicately, "Teacher, my legs are itchy!"

"Nonsense, I clearly saw a cheat sheet on your leg, and you stood up immediately!"

The girl continued to say weakly: "Teacher, please, I'm really uncomfortable, so I ......"

Don't think that if you pretend to be pitiful, labor and management will let you go!

"You stand up for me!" I raised the decibel level of my voice.

……

At this time, the boy who had just been sleeping on the table suddenly turned over, took out the cheat sheet hidden in his sleeve, and put it on the table in a grand manner.

The classroom quickly became chaotic, with notes being passed around, papers being exchanged with each other, and answers being answered.

The sound is noisy.

In the classroom, Liu Hongwei, who was lying on the table reading a magazine, did not notice.

And I didn't even notice it when I was dealing with girls.

"Stand up for me!" I reached for the girl's shirt, but the girl just sat down and refused to get up.

I didn't dare to drag it anymore, for fear that I would really pull off the girl's loose thread clothes, and when the time came, wouldn't I become a rogue ~ rogue teacher!

But I'm not going to let the girl go, reach out and look at her cheat sheet.

"Ahh

"Stand up for me!

After a little more whirling, I decided to go for it.

Anyway, she is cheating, labor and management have not wronged her, and the truth will be on the side of labor and management when the time comes.

After making up my mind, I rushed to see the cheat sheet on her lap.

Seeing the contents of the cheat sheet, I almost died on the spot.

I saw that there were profiles of various Korean idol EXO members posted on it.

How could this be?

"Woo~!" The girl immediately thundered and rained, and cried very aggrievedly: "Teacher, is it wrong for me to like idols? Teacher, is it wrong for me to chase stars? I want to tell the principal that a teacher insults me!"

I smiled dryly and said, "Misunderstanding, it's just a small misunderstanding!"

It's strange, this girl has nothing to do with so many member profiles on her legs?

Grandma's, it's a trick!

Realizing that I had been tricked, I quickly took my eyes off the girls and looked at the classroom, where the classmates were still in harmony.

It's just that the ancient poems they just vacated silently and the multiple-choice questions already have answers.

Even the guy who was sleeping on the table just now was full of answers.

The road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high!

At the end of the exam, the moment I stepped out of the classroom, the students of the eighth class of the second year of high school heard a large number of loud noises.

This is obviously shouted to myself!

I came to the office in a gloomy way.

It's over, the labor and management side are in the plan, and I don't know if my friends are powerful?

Su Nuanyu quickly sent a text message, just two short words: "Don't worry!"

Don't worry!

At the end of the exam, the teachers were gathered together to mark the papers.

I never forgot the handwriting of the students in the class, I knew it clearly.

However, in order to prevent teachers from recognizing students' handwriting, the school requires each teacher to be responsible for only one question.

I was unfortunate enough to be in charge of a five-point question.

In a paragraph of less than 100 words, describe your ideals.

Su Nuanyu: My dream is to become an explorer and go on adventures with Mr. Liu every day!

I wiped the sweat from my forehead, just a few words short, and sure enough, it was less than 100 words! Cheekily gave a full score, I looked at Su Nuanyu's composition again.

Paralyzed, I have already explained this composition in Chinese class.

The above has already made it clear that you want to write an argumentative essay, what do you mean by writing a narrative essay?

There is also Zhang Xiaofan's volume. I almost vomited blood when I saw it!

My ideal: I want to be a rich man, spend money to hire celebrities as nannies, the national goddess Anya as my Xiaomi, and the Japanese star Yoko Uchiyama as my dog!

I'm a grass mud horse, this thing is obviously answering questions randomly, what is Su Nuanyu doing, didn't it say that it reassured me?

There is such an answer, how can labor and management rest assured.

I cheekily gave Zhang Xiaofan a perfect score of 5.

glanced at Zhang Xiaofan's composition curiously, and his throat was even more angry, and he almost splashed blood on the spot!

Essay Topic: Time.

First paragraph: It's 9:40 a.m.

There is a large blank space in the middle.

The last paragraph: Time flies so fast, I slept and found that I was about to hand in the papers.

Not only Zhang Xiaofan, but also several students have strange topics.

All of these were done by the Eight King Kongs under Su Nuanyu's hands.

Even Dong Qian, who has excellent language scores, is a large blank.

Gao Wei's composition made me want to scold my mother.

Nima, are you in such a hurry to send labor and management away?

Gao Wei actually pasted all of Zhu Ziqing's "Hurry", are you testing the IQ of the grading teacher?

After a few copies, my heart is cool and cool.

"Hey, Teacher Liu, can you review your topic well, you see that Teacher Fang Han is going to finish grading!"

Sure enough, Mr. Fang Han's marking speed is first-class, what he wants to read is an essay, just look at the beginning and end, and directly draw conclusions to others.

One word: ruthless!

I was desperate, and according to the current situation, as soon as the test papers were issued, the labor and management were about to roll up and leave.

After I finished reading the papers, I hurriedly called Ms. Zhang Yan.

At the critical moment, if you can hug her thighs, maybe the directors will open up.

"Yo, Mr. Liu, I have something to look for you too! I didn't expect you to call first!" Ms. Zhang Yan said.

"Ahh

"What's the matter?" I forced myself to suppress my ups and downs.

"Oh, that's right, I heard that you are very short of money, and our president is going to find you to do a business, and you will make a sure profit!

I'm going, it's not just about opening a labor business, wait, she's talking about the president, not the principal! Does it have anything to do with slaying demons?

"In two days, our president will come to Jiangbei, and I will look for you again when the time comes!" Zhang Yan said.

I hurriedly told me about my language scores.

Ms. Zhang Yan was very embarrassed and said: "Liu Hua, this matter is a bit tricky, you also know, I am still good at giving people excess, I am afraid I can't help you in this matter!"

hung up the phone in frustration, Su Nuanyu sent another text message: Teacher, what is your QQ number, I want to go to your space and see your photos!

Look at JB Mao, labor and management can be miserable by you dead girl.

I didn't reply to her, and after a while, Su Nuanyu sent another message, or MMS.

There was a photo above, and when I looked at it, I immediately became unsettled.

Nima, she actually posted a photo of her. If memory serves, she was wearing my favorite outfit.

What does this damn girl want to do?

When I returned to the office and saw the relaxed and comfortable faces of the teachers, my sorrow flowed like a river.

Fang Han leaned over and patted me on the shoulder: "Teacher Liu, it's okay, I don't keep my master here, I have my own place to keep my master, I believe that it is gold, and it will always shine!"

Liu Hongwei also came over to comfort me.

After all, the three of them have been to beautiful encounters together. The relationship is a little more iron than the average colleague!

"Hey, let's talk about it!" I was so bored that I turned on my computer and a piece of news caught my eye.

The police received a call from a resident and arrested three wanted criminals at the scene, Wang, Zhou, and Xu.

first explained the arrest process, posted photos of the three people, and then attached a description of the crimes of the three people.

These three photos, aren't they the same three fake policemen?

I didn't think that the kidnapping of labor and capital would not succeed, but they all went to prison, and they deserved it!

Fang Han hadn't been to the small town for a few days, and he was itching again, so he proposed to go again tonight. But I was no longer interested, and excused myself.

The next day, early in the morning, I was called to the head of grade office by the head of the grade Pang Yingxiong.

I just pushed open the office door.

Director Pang snapped and slammed a stack of papers on the table: "It's so unusual! Teacher Liu, come and see the Chinese results of your class!"

Sure enough, the day came!

Average score: 53.9!

It's worse than the original results.

Director Pang seemed to have been waiting for this day for a long time, and blurted out without thinking about the words: "Teacher Liu, the Chinese grades of the 21st class of high school were not good, I have high hopes for you, I hope you will overcome difficulties and lead the students to achieve a good result, but I didn't expect it!" Director Pang showed a sad expression: " I didn't expect that you not only couldn't lead the students to work hard, but also dragged down the children, their grades plummeted, although the Chinese scores of each class were not completely counted, but the results were already obvious, as a Chinese teacher, don't you feel ashamed? Don't you feel ashamed? Don't you feel ashamed? Don't you feel shameful? Don't you feel shameless to continue to stay in school? You still ...... you."

I'm a mud horse, is there an end?

As soon as he entered the door, Director Pang began to talk at length, without the slightest intention of stopping.

I'm only eighteen years old in my heart, and I'm completely bloody, and I finally couldn't help but explode, anyway, labor and management are going to be fired, what qualifications do you have to scold labor and management!

"Director, I think it's okay, in fact, you are a bad pen, nothing else, labor and management go back first!"