Chapter 141: The Dream of a Great General Who Traveled Through Time and Space
Looking at the shroud on my body, I felt very uncomfortable, so according to the memory from the time I checked other rooms just now, I came to a room where the clothes were stored, picked out a clean and soft white robe, and changed into it. Δㄟ.
I took a picture of a bronze mirror again, and I felt good about myself, and finally changed from a dead man to a suave son.
This has been used to the costumes of modern people since childhood, and this occasional wearing of ancient robes is also a different mood.
Maybe it was a little stuffy, so I simply picked up a folding fan, shook it very chicly, opened it, and fanned it slowly and gracefully.
Looking at his talent, the appearance of a handsome and dashing son-in-law, the unhappiness of being unfortunate to cross and being buried alive in a coffin suddenly disappeared.
In my heart, there is also a strong ambition, that is, not to mention traveling to ancient times, that is, to travel to the Cretaceous Ice Age, where there were only dinosaurs and no people, I also lived a good life, and it was a big deal to eat dinosaur meat and boil dinosaur eggs every day.
After eating, take a walk on a dinosaur, or simply ride on a pterosaur and take a five-day trip to the Cretaceous Twin Fly.
I don't believe that I am a master of the underworld, and I can't survive after crossing over!
In addition, there is a small world of Paradise Island in my fingers, as well as my Horse Mansion, as well as Lao Pixiu, Blood Gold Beads, Card Souls, Fangfei Fairy and Jingbao Fairy, and the army of 30,000 undead, I won't be lonely anyway.
One day, I didn't want to stay in this ancient world, so I simply lived in my small world. Even if the Ancient Emperor wants to kill me, he has to ask my 30,000 undead army if he agrees! Besides, I have an invincible gold-armored chariot and forty-nine gold-armored undead warriors.
It's not impossible to provoke me, go directly to the palace, and play as the emperor for a few days.
Now that I have done my own ideological work through some self-feeling good obscenity, I know that the next thing is to face the reality, that is, to go out and familiarize myself with where this broken ancient is located. After all, you have to live here for a long time in the future, and you can also know your own and the other, so that you can win all battles.
After retracting the boundless thoughts, I shook the folding fan, strode out of this room, raised my head, looked at the blue sky, basking in the warm sun, took a few deep breaths, and suddenly felt that what was the big deal about crossing, and being alive to see the sun every day was a kind of happiness in itself.
By the way, if there is any blind annoyance to me in the future, I will make them not see the sun tomorrow!
After admiring the beautiful sky for a while, I temporarily withdrew my lust and strode towards an antique promenade beside it, for from here I should be able to walk all the way to the garden, and then through the garden, it was not far from the gate.
"Ahhhh
I had barely walked a few steps when I was startled by a pig-killing cry!
"Damn, what are you shouting? Where did the hell come from in broad daylight! I didn't let the coffin cover you, so much so that I almost scared you to death!" I grumbled dissatisfied.
By the way, I looked in the direction of the shout, and wanted to see who was screaming in front of me, the master of the underworld!
I saw a little girl with a gray face, with a rotten vegetable leaf on her head, and the yolk of a broken egg flowing on her clothes, staring at me not far away, shouting loudly, her face full of fear.
"Ahh
"Damn! Call you a big-headed ghost! It's a pity that you don't sing Qin dialect in your voice!" I walked up to her quickly, patted her on the head with a fan, and said angrily.
"Huh, can you actually touch me? General, aren't you really a ghost?" The little girl didn't know if she was stupid by me, and suddenly asked with a look of surprise, forgetting to keep shouting.
"Damn! What are you talking about! Curse me to death? Have you ever seen a ghost as handsome as I am? What? General? I said with a stinking glance at her, fanning her in a chic manner, but when I heard him call me a general, I asked in surprise.
"Back to the general, of course you are the general! Wan'er has been in the general's mansion since she was a child, how could you recognize the wrong person? Did you drink too much yesterday and ride a horse and fall off the cliff, this is the one, right?" Wan'er stared at me in more surprise than I did, and then pointed to the back of her head and asked worriedly.
After listening to her words, I realized that the person with the same name and surname I had crossed over and possessed was the owner of this Great General's Mansion.
And this great general drank too much last night, and rode home, but he fell off the cliff and died, but I happened to be possessed, so I brought him back to life.
As for Wan'er pointing to the back of her head, it means that I may have lost my memory because of the blow to my head.
"Damn! I'm the general after a long time of trouble!" I shouted to myself after I understood.
"General, what do you mean by this? You've said it three times this time, why hasn't Wan'er ever heard you say it? You're really okay, right?" Wan'er asked as she stared at me in great confusion, her eyes full of worry.
"This ...... Oh, I just want to think about it! Because I have amnesia, of course I want to recover my memory quickly, and I can recover quickly by shouting like this. This is the secret recipe I learned from a high monk, of course you don't understand it. Don't you want me to regain my memory soon?"
I began to ramble nonsense, looking for a reasonable explanation for my mantra, and after I finished speaking, I wiped my sweat with a weak heart, thinking that I would become an unscrupulous uncle if I deceived an innocent girl so much!
"Yes? General, of course I want you to recover your memory quickly! Do you know? After I learned that you had unfortunately passed away last night, everyone, including Madame, missed you, oh! No, I should say that you can recover your memory quickly, and I should say that everyone relied on you last night! Every time I see you in the future, I will say that I rely on you, can you recover faster? Damn! General, why is your face suddenly so bad?"
Wan'er seemed to understand a little bit when she said that when she mentioned last night, she was sad again, and after "understanding" the meaning of "relying on", she quickly used it perfectly.
"......" Listening to Wan'er shouting one by one, I was speechless, and I had the urge to find a crack in the ground to get into......
"Ahem...... That, Wan'er, this reliance can't be abused, let alone said all over the world, it won't work, you know? And it's only useful if I say it, so don't say it anymore. By the way, why don't you tell me in detail about the origin of this Great General's Mansion and the affairs of my wife, maybe, I will recover my memory a little faster, right?"
I coughed a few times speechlessly, and diverted the subject, lest a simple maid of this level go too far on the evil path of foul language, and never come back.
"Okay, okay. If you don't think I'm verbose, then I'll go into detail, general, because you didn't like to listen to me the most. I'm always annoyed. I've been holding it back for a long time!" Wan'er said with a light in her eyes, as if she had been looking forward to something in detail.
"How can it be, General Ben has completely lost his memory, so the more detailed you say, the better, I won't think you are verbose, just say it. I said disapprerovingly, thinking, as long as you don't bother with words, what are you afraid of, I don't believe it, you can be more verbose than your aunt?
"General, speaking of our Great General's Mansion, it is the capital that everyone knows, no one knows! Speaking of the capital, it is a holy land at the feet of the Son of Heaven, how many people have never been able to come to the capital in their lives! Not to mention witnessing the majesty of the emperor today! Speaking of the emperor, it is the real dragon Son of Heaven, unparalleled in the world! By the way, Wushuang is my best sister and playmate, her family, she lives in Xisi Hutong, this is talking about Xisi Hutong, then I have to talk about the eight major alleys in our capital first! These eight alleys ......
Wan'er shook her head like a different person, just like a storyteller, but her words made me know the true meaning of verbose and off-topic, so I had to interrupt her words with black lines:
"Stop! Girl! You're talking about it, aren't you? I'll let you tell me about our General's Mansion, why did you get to the Bada Hutong! You can really talk nonsense! Continue to talk about the General's Mansion and his wife, otherwise you will be fined and not allowed to talk for a month!"
After saying that, I suddenly understood why she would say that I didn't like to listen to her the most before, no wonder she had the anticipation and excitement on her face when she listened to me ask her to speak in detail.
"Ahh......h Oh, then I'll continue to talk about Madame," Wan'er was interrupted by me, and heard that I was going to punish her, and said with a look of begging for mercy and regret, but when she mentioned her peerless, her eyes lit up again, and it seemed that she was about to pull away again, and I stopped her in time with my eyes.
"I think back then, on the day you married Princess An He back to the house, the emperor came in person, not to mention other civil and military officials, as well as groups of ordinary people, Wuyang and Wuyang came to the door of our general's mansion to congratulate! The gongs and drums in the house are noisy, the firecrackers on the ground are ringing, and the birds are flying in the sky, and I stand at the door and see my best friend Wushuang also coming! Speaking of Wushuang, I have to talk about her naughty things when she was a child, at that time, she was five years old, and I was also five years old......
"Hey, wait a minute, don't you say that Wushuang will die! Stop me? You just said that my lady is Princess An He? What are those two words?" As soon as I heard Wan'er go to Wushuang again, I was speechless! I ordered her to shut up word by word! I interrupted her words again, but when I heard the words Princess An He, I asked eagerly, because I wanted to confirm whether this An He was Bi An He.