Chapter 1 Chapter 011 The misunderstanding is a bit big
Knock knock knock......
Before he woke up, Lin Feng heard someone knocking on the door violently, and he didn't know that he thought there was an earthquake, he was very unwilling to wake up from the gentle township, and walked outside with a scolding grin: "What knock, what is the soul?"
When the door was opened, he was a little dumbfounded, he didn't expect that it was Meng Miaomiao who knocked on the door, of course, all of this is not the main thing, the main thing is that he is now, just wearing a pair of pants, and the bottom is like a tent.
"Ah, perverts, scoundrels. ”
Meng Miaomiao covered her eyes on her face, and Lin Feng was speechless, no matter what, they were all in their twenties, and they were already running for three, so how could they be hypocritical.
Although he thought so in his heart, he still went back to the room and put on his pants, walked out, touched his chin and said, "Sister Miaomiao, what are you doing here early in the morning?"
"It was just a misunderstanding, the reaction in the morning is normal, don't make a fuss. ”
Meng Miaomiao looked at him, unwilling to talk to him about this at all, and then looked left and right, "What about Qianqian?"
"Qianqian is sleeping, what's wrong?" Lin Feng had confusion in his eyes, not knowing what Meng Miaomiao meant by this.
"What's the matter? I'm here to take Qianqian to school, don't you know how to get up early and let her wash up? Why don't you send it later?"
"Ah......" Lin Feng suddenly sounded at this time, he had just paid the tuition last night, he pointed to the next room, and said, "Ahem, Sister Miaomiao, Qianqian is in the next room, I will sleep on the sofa bed, you don't need to call me when you leave." ”
With that, he lay down on the couch and fell asleep again.
Meng Miaomiao looked at him like this, very speechless, where is this what it looks like to be a poop, a typical irresponsibility.
It took a full hour, Meng Miaomiao took Qianqian away, and when she left, she didn't forget to kick him hard.
Bang knock knock...... Lin Feng, who was kicked, undoubtedly fell off the sofa and knocked over several beer bottles in a row, he rubbed his head, looked at the coffee table two centimeters away from him, and scolded: "Meng Miaomiao, there is a kind of ...... you don't go, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you."
"What about people?" he rubbed his face, quickly ran to the bathroom, looked at his fairly handsome face, and said confidently: Fortunately, his face is not injured, if he is injured, you must take care of me.
took out the old age machine, looked at the time, it was only seven o'clock, and I was speechless in my heart, do you want to be like this, heaven, earth, if it is like this in the future, I will not live.
When he fell on the bed, he was just about to fall asleep, when the knock on the door sounded again, he was angry, and took out a kitchen knife from the kitchen: "Meng Miaomiao, the master has fought for you, is it over?"
The door opened again, and the kitchen knife was about to slash outside, a little dumbfounded, and the two policemen were looking at Lin Feng in astonishment.
"Lin Feng, what are you doing with a kitchen knife?"
"......Forehead" Lin Feng saw one of the male policemen, he actually took out the handcuffs, rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I saw a mosquito just now, I didn't catch it for a long time, so I don't plan to kill it with a knife." ”
Tong Xue pursed her red lips and said with a charming smile, "Really?"
"Tong Xue, of course it's true, it's more real than gold, oh, by the way, what are you?" Lin Feng scratched his head, looking at Tong Xue and them, he was very puzzled, didn't he explain everything he should have explained? Although the result was a bit cruel, it could be regarded as helping to catch the evil, if it weren't for me, those people would not have known where to go.
"By the way, how did you find here?"
"Giggles, Lin Feng, are you kidding?" Tong Xue pushed him and walked inside: "What are we doing? If you can't even find you anywhere, then it's better to go home and plant sweet potatoes." ”
Lin Feng looked at Tong Xue in uniform, and muttered: "What sweet potatoes to plant, it's better to have a baby at home and watch the baby." ”
"What are you muttering?"
"Oh, no, no. Lin Feng's eyelids jumped suddenly, he didn't expect this Tong Xue's ears to be so sensitive, his voice was so small, he could hear it, and then picked up Xia Liang's quilt from the sofa, and said embarrassedly: "Ahem, two police officers, the place is a little simple, please take a seat." ”
"Don't sit down, we'll just come and have a look. Tong Xue looked at Lin Feng, who was jumping around and having some convulsions, and said: "Yesterday, I heard from the doctor that you were suddenly discharged from the hospital, but it took us a lot of effort to find you, let's say, how to treat us." ”
"Hey, what's the reward, I didn't do anything, besides, it's a waste of money to live in the hospital, I want to save some money for the government, a good citizen like me, the government has to give me a certificate." ”
"Lin Feng, you're wrong, I mean you treat us. ”
"Why?"
Tong Xue took out a red envelope from her bag, "This is a reward given by the bureau according to your righteousness and bravery, do you want to treat us well?"
Lin Feng looked at the thick red envelope, his breath was short, his heart was overjoyed, he hurriedly walked over, stretched out his hand to pick it up, but was slapped away by Tong Xue: "I haven't said how to treat it yet?"
"Please...... No, how about having two police officers dinner?"
Tong Xue smiled in her eyes: "This is what you said, it can't be less than five hundred yuan." ”
"No problem, no problem, it's all trivial. Lin Feng pretended to be very generous, but now he was just thinking, first cheat the bonus, look at the thickness, it must be almost 10,000 yuan.
The eyes are red, 10,000 yuan, developed, Lao Tzu has never seen 10,000 yuan together.
Tong Xue happily handed the red envelope to Lin Feng, then looked at the colleague next to her, and said to Lin Feng: "Lin Feng, it just so happens that I haven't eaten, let's go and find a restaurant to have a meal." ”
"Hey, trifle. Little things, wait for me to change my clothes. ”
After speaking, he quickly walked towards the back room, and after entering, he immediately locked the door, opened the red envelope, and was completely dumbfounded, Nima, why are there ten yuan in it, he counted it carefully, and it turned out to be a hundred ten yuan bills.
I'll go and bring it with me. He didn't change his clothes, he walked out with a red envelope, he hadn't opened his mouth yet, Tong Xue smiled and said: "Oh, by the way, Lin Feng, I forgot to tell you, the hundred-yuan bill in the bureau is not enough, and it is ten yuan for you." ”
"Hey, why are the corners of your mouth twitching so much, do you want to go to the hospital to have a look?"
"Your face is not very good-looking, hurry up and change your clothes, let's go to dinner." ”
"Go, I'm not hungry. Lin Feng returned to the room like a deflated ball, leaving Tong Xue with great joy.
"Lin Feng, we will give you a bonus early in the morning, even if you don't go, you have to give us a little errand fee. ”
"Errand fees, what errands, no, no. Lin Feng looked at the mineral water on the coffee table, and hurriedly took it, the mineral water was a bottle for one dollar, and he worked hard to get a reward of 1,000 yuan.
I won't give you water to drink, let alone eat.
Hum!
Tong Xue looked at Lin Feng, who was hiding in the room and didn't come out, she was very helpless, she had seen it, but she had never seen such a pick, she looked at the colleague next to her, and said speechlessly: "It seems that he can't wait for him to invite him to dinner, let's go, I'll invite you to dinner." ”
The male colleague was overjoyed when he heard this, and it was definitely a gift to be able to eat with Tong Xue.
Lin Feng quickly washed and put on the clothes he bought three years ago, he wore them twice, and he was reluctant to wear them for the rest of the time, but he had an important date today, so he decided to dress up better, at least to leave a good impression on others.
Fiddled with the hairstyle, thought about it, felt that there was something missing, found the perfume left by his ex-girlfriend, sprayed it on his body, and held a large black wallet in his hand, a hundred ten-yuan bills were placed in it, and the wallet looked bulging.
Hehe, buddy is also rich.
I was so happy in my heart that I went downstairs to buy two steamed buns, nibbled on the big buns, got into a taxi, and drove towards the holiday plaza.
The driver's eldest brother looked at the young man in the back row, his heart was full of contempt, eating big buns, and spraying perfume on his body, how could he feel so weird?
Lin Feng didn't know at all, he was making up in his brain, what this Wang Ping's cousin looked like, and Wang Ping didn't tell him what the other party's characteristics were.
Glancing at the money count on the monitor, he threw down twenty yuan and got out of the car decisively: "Master, don't look for it." ”
The driver's eldest brother looked at Lin Feng who got out of the car, and scolded in his heart: "Looking for your uncle, 19.9, I even thought that I would find you money, which made my whole car smell, and it would be good if I didn't ask you for health fees." ”
Holiday Plaza, inside the café.
There weren't many people at this time, so he hurriedly walked in, holding a rose in his hand, and looked at the woman in the distance, his eyes lit up suddenly.
The girl is wearing a white T-shirt, ultra-short hot pants on the lower body, and a pair of sneakers on her feet.
She was wearing a little light makeup, she was holding her mobile phone, obviously she didn't know what she was looking at, the woman asked for a cup of coffee, the heat was fluttering, and with the stunning color, it actually gave people a kind of fairy descending to earth.
On her left hand, there was a camera, the other party should like to take pictures, Lin Feng's heartbeat suddenly accelerated.
What a beauty, buddy is finally going to solve the problem of singleness, but why does this woman look familiar?
He shook his head and decided to give it a try by calling to see if it was her.
He called and found that the woman's mobile phone was ringing, so he was overjoyed and hung up the phone and walked quickly.
When the woman saw a person sitting opposite, she was very unhappy, but she didn't speak, but when she saw Lin Feng, her cheeks were full of surprise.
It's him......
"Ahem, hello, my name is Lin Feng, it was Sister Wang who asked me to come, you should be Sister Wang's cousin. Lin Feng looked at the woman and said again: "I am now working in the Blue Moon Bar, with a monthly salary of three thousand, plus all kinds of tips, the normal salary is less than 100,000 a month, I am more satisfied with you, if you feel that we are suitable, you can grow a baby, and then cultivate ......"
"Lin Feng, right?" the woman touched Qiong's nose, feeling quite funny, and planned to tease him and said, "What is the salary of less than 100,000?"
"Five or six thousand. ”
"Well, that's what you said about less than 100,000?"
"Yes, five or six thousand, it's not even a hundred thousand. ”
“……”
Lin Feng wanted to continue, but suddenly the phone rang: "Hello?"
"Okay, your sister, I'm Wang Ping's cousin, are you Lin Feng, why are you like this, you hung up after calling the phone once?"
"Forehead ......" Lin Feng looked at the woman in front of him, looking at the other party's smiling expression, I went, I got the wrong person, and then he searched in the café, and sure enough, he found a woman wearing a black skirt, almost more than three hundred pounds, and a loud voice.
My heart suddenly bursts, I go, this arm is thicker than my thighs.
Sister Wang, you cheat me, you are in such a good figure, how can your cousin ......
Lin Feng didn't even think much about it, immediately hung up the dots, and turned off the mobile phone.
"Beauty, we've never seen each other, I'll go first. Lin Feng was about to slip away, looking at the roses in his hand: "I just bought it, the beauty with the rose, I'll give it to you." ”
I'll go, it's a big shame for this matter.