Chapter 273: Send you a scolding poem

"Hey, how do you talk!" cried out Night, his teeth and claws could be regarded as fierce, but unfortunately the latter could not hear or see it.

Jiang Changan took a step forward and said: "A few people, people have already settled in the ground, why do you want to disturb people's dreams? It is not only a tour, but also has the rules of a tour." ”

When a few sons heard this young man who had been standing and had not left, they all laughed back and forth.

"What kind of thing are you, kid, who are you qualified to teach us a lesson!"

The Xiao Gongzi led by him stretched out his hand to stop the restlessness behind him, put away the paper fan and said a similar salute: "Xiao Pingkuo, dare to ask His Excellency's name?"

Without waiting for Jiang Chang'an to answer, Xiao Pingkuo said impatiently: "This person was born with a rank of three, six, nine, and order, otherwise what would you want those geniuses to do? Besides, what does Your Majesty have to do with this tomb owner?"

The person behind him followed the fox and the fake tiger: "That's it, what does it have to do with you kid?

Jiang Changan said lightly: "It doesn't matter. ”

"It doesn't matter? Hahaha, it seems that today I have not only met a dead man, but now there is another nosy person. ”

The person next to him smiled: "No, Win said that there is another nosy dying person." Boy, do you know who this person is in front of you? His Royal Highness King Gong is a guest of the door, serving as an important position in the Seven Grades of the Wen Pavilion, that is the person who has seen the dignity of His Majesty Emperor Jing in the previous court, what kind of thing are you kid!"

Behind Jiang Changan, Xi Ye couldn't wait to stand up and say: "He's not a thing, and he just almost became Emperor Jing's son-in-law......

It's just that during this period of time, getting along with Jiang Changan not only learned some things about him, but also explored the other party's temperament - if there is kindness, it will be repaid, and it will be reciprocated.

Not only the night, but even Ruoruo, who has always been well-behaved and stupid, also knows that the person in front of him is about to be unlucky.

Xiao Pingkuo smiled: "Since it doesn't matter, then Ben Gongzi can do whatever he wants, and it has nothing to do with you." Don't talk about this dead man, what if this son scolds even the living!"

Xiao Pingkuo took out a prepared ink brush, thought about it, and looked at a family of ordinary people who were walking on the official road.

The people of this family seem to have fled from other places, a thin middle-aged woman holding a baby waiting to be fed in her hands, and a white-haired old man on her back, no man, and not even a cotton coat for winter.

Xiao Pingkuo shook his head and pretended to be a little bit, and wrote on the wall and said: "One litter after another, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nests, eat all the emperor's thousand bells, how many good horses and pigs!"

When he put down the pen, there were many compliments behind him: "Good words! I never thought that Xiao Gongzi was not only good at alchemy, but also had such literary brilliance." ”

"Sacrifice ugliness, dedication ...... ugliness," Xiao Pingkuo responded with a smile.

Jiang Changan's fists were clenched white, and the murderous aura in his eyes gradually filled. Using animals as a metaphor for people, the meaning of this poem could not be more naked!

Xiao Pingkuo looked at Jiang Changan contemptuously and sneered: "Boy, now, what should you do? ”

Xi Ye's reaction was even more violent than Jiang Changan's, if Jiang Changan hadn't stopped him, he would have rushed up and slapped him one by one, so he had a long memory.

Just when Xi Ye insisted on appearing, he saw Jiang Changan walking towards the family with a gloomy face.

"Auntie, I have some money here, you can buy some winter clothes. ”

Jiang Changan took out a hundred taels of silver tickets, he doesn't like to bring money very much on weekdays, even this one hundred taels is the money given by Su Shangjun to buy some clothes at the time of parting, and there are only one hundred taels left with the two little girls all the way.

One hundred taels is enough for the family to spend a year without worry.

The middle-aged lady fell to her knees and said in a panic: "Childe, if you show mercy, let us go, we won't cause trouble......"

The many evil things along the way have made this woman a frightened bird.

The baby in her arms seemed to feel her mother's fright, and cried even more fiercely.

Those well-dressed noblemen laughed heartily at what Jiang Changan had done, and there was no lack of sarcasm.

"A pig is a pig, once someone approaches, no matter whether the other party is good or evil, I just know that I am scared and pee, haha......"

Xiao Pingkuo's words set off another burst of laughter.

"Auntie, I don't do anything, I just want to spend the winter, you don't think about yourself, how can you think about the child in your arms and the old mother on your back, eat a full meal, and buy a few winter clothes......"

Jiang Changan said that the middle-aged woman accepted the silver ticket in fear, kowtowed a few times in gratitude, and was picked up by Jiang Changan, so she hurriedly left.

stared at him in the night: "Jiang Changan, it's the first time I feel that you are so handsome!"

The little girl is even more full of little stars: "It's the best to call Brother Hua......"

Jiang Changan smiled lightly, there was no relief in his heart, but he felt endless sadness, he could save one person and save a family, but he couldn't save the poor people in the world.

Before walking back to the stone wall, in front of a crowd of gentlemen, Jiang Changan directly lifted the brush whose ink had not dried.

Xiao Pingkuo smiled even more: "Oh, I'm still literate, but I don't know how to write a few big characters, should I only write my own name?" I said it in advance, my son is not interested in knowing what your boy's name is, but I am afraid that you will stain the inscription wall in front of you." ”

"Yes, if you can't write, don't hold on!"

Jiang Changan was not affected by it, pondered for a moment, and wrote-

"One after another, all of them with shallow mouths and sharp mouths. Mao Qian's desire to fly is not far away, and his mouth is not round when he wants to sing. Mo laughed at Dapeng's lonely voice, spreading his wings and singing for nine days. ”

All the sons laughed, this kid's calligraphy still looks a little good, and the writing is not enough, but after a while, they all suddenly froze.

Jiang Chang'an's poem can't help but fight neatly with the former, and even the meaning is more far-reaching, and he breathes this breath fiercely!

Xiao Pingkuo was furious and scolded: "You kid dare to scold my son?!"

This poem clearly compares this group of dog-like noble sons to chickens, which are lower than pigs, how can a few sons who are dazed by praise and praise on weekdays endure it?

"Scolding you?" Jiang Changan sneered, "I'm not scolding you, I'm praising Xiao Gongzi, the next one is the real scolding poem!!!

Jiang Chang'an's pen tip is like wind and thunder to help, wonderful pen flowers, and in the blink of an eye, a new poem jumped on the wall.

"I don't see the poet's face in my life, but I see the poet's eight longs. It's not a poet, how do you fart on a high wall?"

"Good! Well written!"

Xiye and Ruoruo clapped their hands and said fast. finally spit out this evil breath, and he treated his body in the way of others, and his heart was so unhappy!

"What kind of thing are you kid! Dare to scold me! Today, this son has to teach you a good lesson, break your hands and feet, pull out your tongue, and see how you are?!" Xiao Pingkuo was so angry that he was about to rush forward.

Just as he was about to make a move, an old voice suddenly came out behind several people-

"Young people should be calm and calm, and don't do it at every turn......"

Jiang Chang'an was shocked, this old man was only half a meter away from him at the moment, if he didn't make a sound, he hadn't noticed it at all, even the soul in the stone with extraordinary spiritual consciousness was shocked, and he jumped away in a panic like he was greatly frightened.

Before Jiang Changan could ask, he was scolded and scolded by Xi Ye first: "I'm scared to death this girl, that old man, who are you, when did you appear? Do you know how to be polite? Although you are an old man, you can't rely on the old man to sell the old......

As soon as Xi Ye opened her mouth, it was as if she hadn't spoken for thousands of years, and she didn't care that the other party couldn't hear her words at all, just spit out all the curses in her heart, Jiang Changan also had time to observe the old and strong man in front of him.

The person in front of him was dressed up, and Jiang Changan was stunned even more than the strength he showed.