Under the scorching sun, on the playground of Aimin Primary School, a cry sounded.

All teachers and students are having a memorial service.

The mountains are crying, and the sea is crying!

Earth-shattering bad news, spread all over the world!

In the annual team, a boy clamped his legs and twisted his body desperately, his cheeks flushed and his eyes straightened, as if he had entered the state of a sage.

Suddenly, the boy shivered and looked around in horror.

I'm grass, what's wrong with me? Where did I go?

Bai Ke remembers that the last minute, he was still on top of a building, trying to persuade Tang Tower.

"Run, man, they've found you. ”

And then all of a sudden, he was here.

Bai Ke looked at the children around him, and then at his own little hands and feet.

Suddenly realized: I am grass, reborn.

Suddenly, he felt his urine bubble about to explode, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly.

It seems that in this life, I still have to soak a big pee and become famous all over the world.

However, in the last life, he was a famous diaper bag in the whole school, and in this life, I am afraid that he will become a master performer.

Bai Ke did not hesitate and quickly took off his pants.

Like a high-pressure water gun, a big bubble of urine went directly to the position of three or four students in the front row.

Several of the crying children were startled and ducked to the side.

At the same time, Bai Ke also howled and cried, with a loud voice, completely crushing all the surrounding students.

While snorting wantonly, he cried loudly and peeked at the same time.

The homeroom teacher came over in a rage.

Seeing that he was about to come to the front, Bai Ke just finished urinating, and then fell on the spot.

Then he began to twitch, foaming at the corners of his mouth.

If you don't do this performance, Bai Ke's life will be over.

Of course, the last white guest has also been finished for most of his life.

In the previous life, he peed directly into his pants.

In 1976, shortly after the Shantang earthquake, Bai Ke's family of six crossed the river and sea from the southwest of the motherland, walked for more than ten days, and moved to the northeast of the motherland.

Soon after, Bai Ke, who had a mouth full of southwestern accents, enrolled.

In the second week after school, catch up with the memorial service.

Before the meeting, the homeroom teacher asked the students to go to the toilet, but Bai Ke didn't understand.

The classmates came back from going to the toilet, and Bai Ke remembered to go to the toilet, so he hurriedly asked the teacher for instructions, but the teacher didn't understand his words.

When the memorial service began, Bai Ke couldn't hold back and raised his hand repeatedly, but the teacher rolled his eyes at him.

In the end, Bai Ke finally peed his pants at the moment when the memorial service ended.

Instead, the teacher came over and urged him: "Hurry up and go to the toilet!"

Bai Ke stepped on a puddle of urine under his feet, crying with a sad face: "I'm a bird!"

Unlike the ruthless pronunciation of the Northeasterners, the Southwestern accent is melodious and frustrating, and prefers to use three tones.

Since then, "I'm a bird" has become the nickname of Bai Ke, accompanying him from primary school to middle school.

It is of course an unforgivable sin for a white guest to urinate in public on such a major and solemn occasion.

Even if you are not a *** element, you will have to have a major demerit recorded, or even expel from school.

However, the white customer fainted, foamed at the mouth, and became incontinent.

This may be due to extreme sadness.

Bai Ke was performing on the ground, and the homeroom teacher came over, bent down and picked him up from the ground, and walked towards the classroom.

Bai Ke peeked.

No, the homeroom teacher in my memory is an old lady.

Just think about it for a moment.

A forty-year-old woman is not an old lady in the eyes of an eight-year-old boy.

But in the eyes of a fifty-year-old man, she became a young woman.

In his memory, Bai Ke was very disgusted with this homeroom teacher surnamed Xu.

thinks she is very bad, and deliberately makes Bai Ke make a fool of herself in public.

But for now, it seems that she is okay, at least her arms are soft and warm.

At this time, the memorial service had just ended.

Bai Ke was carried to the desk in the classroom and put down, and the students gathered around.

Bai Ke was about to pretend for a while, when suddenly his body was pressed by a heavy thing, and he couldn't breathe.

When he squinted, he saw a girl with a big red face, round rumbling, and looking like a small potato, riding on top of him.

Dolma!

This is the same table of white customers.

The people of this place call their table mates old couples, which sounds very kind.

is like the name of the partner in many Mi criminal investigation dramas that I saw as an adult.

"Teacher, I'm going to give him artificial respiration!"

Dolma said, pressing Bai Ke's chest, almost breaking Bai Ke's bones.

Then, he brought his mouth over and wanted to breathe mouth-to-mouth.

The white guest sat up in fright.

Dolma jumped to the ground proudly: "Teacher, look, I'm always good to him." ”

Teacher Xu nodded and leaned over to look at Bai Ke.

Bai Ke pretended to be ignorant and looked around.

Actually, he was a little ignorant.

Surrounded in front of him are classmates in shabby clothes and dirty faces who look like little Hanako in the future.

The walls are mottled and the roof is covered with yellowed newspapers.

It's back, it's really back, this barren era.

"How are you?"

Teacher Xu asked with concern.

"I, how did I get here. ”

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Xu and the surrounding students were taken aback.

"You, you still speak Mandarin?"

It's only been a month or two since I moved from the southwest to the northeast, and the white guest is full of Northeast Mandarin.

This is a bit strange, but the language of Bai Ke was brought back after forty years, what can be done?

You can only be wrong if you are wrong.

"yes, what's wrong with me? Wasn't I out just now? The memorial service is over?"

Teacher Xu nodded: "You should be overly sad." ”

Bai Ke suddenly remembered that he seemed to be too much like an adult now, and hurriedly smiled shyly: "I, I miss my grandfather." ”

In fact, Bai Ke has never seen his grandfather, because his father Bai Ce passed away before he got married, and he didn't even leave a photo.

But Bai Ke's reason immediately resonated with several other students.

They all said: "Yes, teacher, I miss my grandfather too." "I miss my grandfather. ”

Yes, Bai Ke looks at the children in black armbands.

Do children pretend? Of course they do, one in front of teachers, one in front of parents, and another set in front of classmates.

However, it is not easy to cry, and the situation is indeed a solution.

The children were shouting when the school doctor came.

The school doctor is actually not a doctor, but a girl who has just graduated from nursing school.

He wears a stethoscope around his neck, like a serious doctor.

Let her deal with a headache and brain fever, bandage a wound or something.

Seeing the doctor coming, Zhuoma became even more excited, and hurriedly shouted, "Doctor, come and show my old friend." ”

The white guest is annoyed by the stethoscope.

That cold piece of iron sticking to my chest was so uncomfortable.

But this is not for nothing.

Zhuoma grabbed the piece of iron and stuffed it directly into Bai Ke's chest.

Bai Ke couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Eight-year-old self is so weak.

The doctor listened attentively to the white man's heartbeat, and then shone his flashlight into his eyes.

Without waiting for the doctor to ask, Bai Ke hurriedly said, "Doctor, I'm fine now, it's fine." ”

The doctor frowned, "Do you feel unwell?"

"No, no, it's all good. ”

"Do you need to notify your parents to come?"

Bai Ke was about to refuse, but Mr. Xu came over and said, "Why does he suddenly speak Mandarin, what do you say is going on?"

The doctor was taken aback: "And this is the matter." ”

Take a closer look: "Why don't you inform your parents?" ”

"No, no, that ......," Bai Ke was moved, "Actually, I can always speak Mandarin." Our family used to be in the army, and we all spoke Mandarin in normal times. But I've always been embarrassed to say it, it feels awkward. I don't know what happened just now, and suddenly it will be. ”

The doctor let out a sigh of relief: "Alright then, come to me anytime you have something." ”

After saying that, put away the stethoscope and flashlight and left.

Teacher Xu also waved his hand: "Okay, students, go back to your seats, there will be a class in a while." ”

Everyone returned to their seats.

Back more than 40 years ago, in the face of familiar classrooms and classmates, the memories of Bai Ke's sleep have emerged.

However, he still couldn't name most of his classmates.

Because, in the previous life, he only studied in Aimin Primary School for one year, and after the second grade, he transferred to Hongqi Primary School.

The only one who can be named is the old pair, Yang Zhuoma.

By the way, there is also a surname Yang.

Just behind Bai Ke is the class leader of the class, named Yang Wei.

The reason why Bai Ke remembers his name is not only because of the times, but also because after the third grade of elementary school, they will meet again.

On that day, Bai Ke was punished by the teacher for standing outside the classroom for peeing his pants.

It happened that Yang Wei's parents led Yang Wei to Hongqi Primary School to go through the transfer procedures.

That moment of shame was like peeing his pants in public at the memorial service, and it was forever engraved in Bai Ke's mind.

As for the reasons of the times.

At that time, the name He Wei was very popular.

Zhang Wei, Xu Wei, Liu Wei, Yang Wei and so on.

It is estimated that many years later, there will be a famous person, most of whom were originally called Yang Wei, but later changed to Yang Mouwei.

At that time, people were relatively simple.

Black fungus is just the name of a dried dish that can only be eaten during the Spring Festival.

Yang Wei is just a name.

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Bai Ke couldn't remember what class he should take next.

When he saw Yang Zhuoma take out the drawing book, he immediately knew that today's last class was an art class.

Bai Ke took out the brand-new schoolbag from the desk and was clumsily undoing the straps of the schoolbag.

Dolma reached over and untied it in a few clicks.

Then he leaned over and looked at Bai Ke intently.

Dolma is a fat girl with a big red face, like two big apples.

Her figure is also round, revealing a silly energy.

"Well, you're not okay yet. ”

After watching it for a long time, Dolma came to a conclusion.

"It's okay, I'm fine. Bai Ke hurriedly defended.

But it was not up to him.

"I'll treat you," Dolma couldn't help but say, grabbing Bai Ke's hand.

Zhuoma has great strength, and Bai Ke can't break free even if he tries to eat milk.

can only let her pinch her own valley.

It hurt so much that tears were about to fall.

Until Dolma asked, "How's it going?"

Bai Ke was relieved: "Okay, okay, it's okay." ”

Zhuoma was also immediately satisfied, and stuffed a piece of candy into Bai Ke's hand.

Children are greedy, and they don't ask, they put it in their mouths.

He almost threw up in the bitterness.

It's sweet potato sugar.

As long as the white guest stays in this era for another three or four days, he will understand that sweet potato candy is already a good thing.

In the art class, the teacher originally wanted to teach everyone to draw the great leader.

But after thinking about it, I gave up, and the painting didn't look like it would cause a monstrous disaster.

Finally, the teacher taught everyone to draw Tiananmen Square.

Bai Ke has almost no talent for painting.

It's a ruler again, and it's an eraser, and I've been busy for a long time, and I only draw a mess.

Dolma is a repeater and his studies are a mess.

But his talent for painting is good, and he writes well.

She's a left-hander, though.

When she was painting, Bai Ke had to avoid her.

After bumping into each other for a while, class finally ended.

It's also time for school to get out.

Today is a special day, so there is only one class in the afternoon.

When Bai Ke rushed out of the classroom with his military schoolbag in his hand, like an adult, it was already drizzling in the courtyard.

Water stains can be faintly seen on the potholed playground.

The white guest walked through the campus and came to the gate.

Outside is an avenue, even more muddy than the campus.

It's really back!

It was like a dream.

The world is both familiar and strange.

It's like watching a color movie that has suddenly been changed to black and white.

The pedestrians on the street look gray and abrupt, black and white.

They walked on tiptoe, panicked in the mud.

Everyone wore black armbands on their arms.

The young girls also locked two white edges on the black armband, which gave the black armband a little bit of fashion.

Is the air fresh in this era?

Not at all.

There was even a strong smell of sulfur.

Because there was no such thing as liquefied gas or natural gas at this time.

Every house burns a stove.

People in the countryside burn firewood, and people in the city burn low-quality slag coal with high sulfur content.

The world is so different through the eyes of children.

It's like a camera that was originally a zoom suddenly changes back to a fixed focus.

Maybe a prime shot will be more flavorful than a zoom.

I'm back, I'm birding.

The "I am a bird" in the previous life indicates that Bai Ke has been a failure all his life.

The "I am a bird" in this life will indicate that the white customer will soar into the sky!

At the beginning of chaos, there will be a phoenix in his life.

But in the last life, how did I die?

What happened on that day in October 2017?

Maybe in this life, it will take a lifetime to answer.