223 Catching Turtles in Bath Salts (Supplement 1)
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are rivers and lakes, there are such places.
Reluctantly glanced at the two realistic versions of 'Zhao Ling'er', I think 668 is worth it.
The girls outside are so punctual, tonight, I haven't met the fairy yet!
As a result, the waiter had another problem, and each person paid a deposit of 1,000 yuan first.
I'm rubbing! Du Nyima is a dragon, why do you need a deposit?
"That's right, sir, there's an extra service in it! If you don't need it, I'll give it back to you when the time comes!"
Isn't that a play on words with me?
I immediately quarreled with the waiter, which provoked frequent onlookers from the male compatriots who came to the beautiful encounter bath and massage.
……
Teaching is a lofty profession, and Liu Hongwei suddenly felt very embarrassed.
This...... If Mr. Liu continues to argue, it will not be good to meet acquaintances!
"Forget it, Xiao Liu, I'll pay the rest of the money!" Liu Hongwei wiped his sweat and handed the waiter a stack of red tickets, distressed.
"Oh!" I came back to my senses and comforted Liu Hongwei in turn: "It's okay, it's just a deposit, not a consumption amount, right?
"yes!"
The three of them finally walked into a beautiful encounter.
I have to say that the interior decoration and the outside match very well.
There are three types of bathing places: large pools, barrel baths, and traditional Chinese medicine pools.
"Will there be any diseases for people who go to soak in Chinese medicine?" I was very worried, and finally chose the big pool.
The big pool is changing the water every second, the new water is pouring in, the old water is flowing out, it is so big and vast that you can't see the edge at a glance, there are not many people bathing, and the waves are sparkling like the sea.
Luxury, atmosphere!
I walked to a place where water was sprayed, felt a pain in my lower back, and cursed: paralysis, the impact of the water flow at this inlet is really explosive!
Fang Han began to swim in the big pool.
Liu Hongwei and I had black lines on our faces: "Fang Han, I didn't let you swim!"
"I was a freestyle swimming champion when I was in college!"
A few people soaked for a while and became interested.
There were also a few bathers standing outside: "Three gentlemen, are you done, it's time to take a sauna!"
The three of them followed the scrubbers to a sauna.
Fang Han coughed: "I can't stand it inside, I'm not going!"
"I can't enjoy the service, really!" I scolded Liu Hongwei.
The two of them were steaming in the sauna. I finally couldn't take it anymore and walked out.
Someone has already handed over a tool to brush your teeth!
Liu Hongwei couldn't help but ask, "Is this an extra service?"
"No, because my female colleagues complained before, some guests ate garlic, and the leeks came in a hurry, and they couldn't stand the taste!
You know, the three of them immediately obediently took the disposable toothbrush ointment and brushing utensils.
I brushed it three times, inside and out.
After brushing my teeth, there is a disposable facial cleanser to wash my face, and there is a part of applying a mask.
The man wears a mask, and it feels weird.
The three of them looked at each other and laughed at each other.
"Isn't this an extra service?" asked Liu Hongwei again.
He was afraid that his deposit meat bun would hit the dog and there would be no return!
"Oh, don't worry, the extra service will definitely remind us!"
"That's right!"
Finally, it's time to take a shower.
Of course, it's the men who rub the bath.
"Apply a little bath salts, your skin looks pretty dry!" advises the bather.
"Oh!" I leaned over and the bather skillfully smeared me with bath salts.
Then a pot was poured up, like surfing, very cool!
"Apply it again, your skin is still dry!"
"Oh!"
I was painted again, and then surfed again, and it was so cool!
"Well, I think your skin is still very dry, let's do it again!"
"Oh!"
So, again.
Repeated ten rushes. I walked out in a daze.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Mr. Liu Hongwei waiting for me outside.
"It's so dangerous, it turns out that the bath salts are an extra service, thirty-eight yuan at a time, but fortunately I didn't rush!" Teacher Liu said expectantly: "Teacher Liu didn't rush either, right?"
"Uh!" I sighed, and quickly lied: "That bather speaks the dialect of his hometown, and I don't even understand what he says!"
I was shocked by my own wit: Afterwards, if Liu Hongwei settles accounts after the autumn, I just need to say that I don't understand, and see what else he can do?
The two of them waited for a while before Fang Han slowly pushed open the door and walked out.
"Hey, both of you are out?"
Liu Hongwei asked again and again: "It turns out that bath salts are an extra service, thirty-eight at a time, I didn't flush, you didn't flush either, right?"
"Huh?" Fang Han was not as witty as me, and couldn't help but say, "I said that guy painted me more than twenty times, I was impatient, and suggested that I paint it!"
Liu Hongwei was shocked: "How many times have you been twenty times? It's miserable! I said why didn't you come out for half a day!"
Liu Hongwei was extremely painful, and the first thing he learned as a teacher was stingy.
"Alas, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay to be happy!" I hurried to play the round.
……
Liu Hongwei sighed. I secretly said in my heart: Fortunately, Mr. Xiao Liu and I didn't have bath salts.
I don't know how he would feel if he knew that I had done ten bath salts behind his back.
The three of them came to the foot massage room again. I changed into a makeshift cotton yukata. I finally saw the woman.
I tried to talk to the podiatrist, but the podiatrist ignored me, and after two random clicks on my feet, he kicked me out and shouted, "Next!"
You're ruthless!
As the saying goes, the best is yet to come.
I finally got my wish and went to the room for a full body massage.
That's the most critical part.
I stared at the gate and said to myself, "Fairy, fairy, come quickly!"
The fairy didn't come, but came in a woman with heavy makeup, her face was so thick that she couldn't see her age clearly.
"Brother, don't be restrained, it's the first time you're here?" the woman sat down beside me with a smile.
She calls me brother, I guess it's not as old as me, right? It's just strange, why does her voice look so old? Like an aunt in her forties!
This girl, uh, let's call it a girl, reached out and lay on my lap: "Come on!"
I was not lightly frightened by this girl, I had no interest, and the whole person was curled up in a ball: "That, my waist disc herniated attack, or don't massage!"
"It's okay brother, just press it!"
At this moment, the door of the room was kicked open with a bang: "The police are checking the room, they are not allowed to move, take out the ID card!"
I'm a mud horse!
Labor and management can't be so unlucky, right?
I clenched my hands into fists.
Then he was invited out by these two policemen.
I regretted and was angry, regretting that I was obsessed with my mind, and that I was almost by a forty-year-old aunt.
……
Seeing that I was 'invited' into the police car, Zhu Xian, who was observing me from the side, and planned to secretly knock on the stuffy stick, couldn't help but be happy: the labor and management of the province did it themselves.
I was arrested in the police car, and Fang Han and Liu Hongwei next door were not arrested, obviously this was a premeditated plot against me. Even so, I don't dare to do it with the police brothers!
The people do not fight with the officials, this is a truth left over from ancient times.
Although there were only three policemen in the car.
I'm curious to know whose hands I fell into.
The first thing that comes to mind is, of course, the Gemini girl, who suffered a big loss under the hands of labor and management, and lost two fierce generals, Taurus and Aries, and secondly, wanted to spend money to buy labor and capital, and was preempted by the Pisces kid. In the end, as long as labor and management are in the day, she will not be able to turn over in that comic meeting.
Of course, imagination is imagination, and I'm not sure.
Perhaps, the three cops will know, right?
Just past the traffic light, the policeman driving the car stopped on the side of the road, and then the two policemen got out of the car and made a fuss around the car. It's like the sound of paper tearing, the sound of rubbing against metal.
I think the lights that were still flashing are gone.
Aren't these guys police officers? This car isn't a police car?
I'm not sure yet.
The two policemen got back into the car and began to take off their police uniforms, and I also saw a tattoo on the arm of the man in the passenger seat. This makes me even more skeptical.