012: Fierce mother-in-law
Soon, a slightly emaciated middle-aged man ran over, and when he saw Ling Hao's knife-like face, he couldn't help but gasp.
My mother, this young man is a little crazy.
"You're Xiao Ling, right?" After being stunned, the middle-aged man patted Ling Hao's shoulder very enthusiastically, "The young man is really handsome." ”
It seems that Liu Yunman has already told her parents her name in advance.
Xiao Ling, right?
The corners of Ling Hao's mouth twitched slightly, this title was a bit sour.
Especially Liu Yunman's father, Liu Yuantao, has a bit of a strong accent here, and there is no difference between listening to lymph.
Uncle praised it. It can be seen that my uncle was also a handsome guy when he was young, otherwise how could he have given birth to such a beautiful daughter as Izumo Man?" Ling Hao said modestly.
Liu Yun's eyes laughed like crescent moons, which was even praised by her.
"Look at Xiao Ling, I can really speak, I take what I say seriously. Liu Yuantao laughed twice.
"Uncle, don't think I'm making sycophants!" Ling Hao said seriously: "Didn't a philosopher say that no matter whether it is a man or a woman, when they reach middle age, they don't have flashy appearances, but they have a nostalgic sweetness." ”
Don't think you're patting on the back, you're slapping as if others don't know. Liu Yunman snorted softly.
"Xiao Ling is really good at talking, look at this guy is happy, he was the worst when he chased me before, except for a little business acumen, I don't know which eye I am blind to actually take a fancy to him. Seeing her future son-in-law praising her husband, Liu's mother was also very happy.
Although she belittles her husband, everyone can hear the pride in her words.
"This is not blindness, it proves that my aunt has vision and knows that my uncle is a potential stock. Ling Hao said with a smile: "I believe that the person who once pursued the aunt is estimated to be able to line up from the east gate to the west gate, and the uncle is also capable of holding the beauty." ”
"No, it's old, it's old, how can you say it's so good. Liu Mu smiled and waved her hands, but her eyes were full of joy.
Who doesn't like to listen to something nice?
"Who said Auntie is old?"
Ling Hao pretended to be angry and said indignantly: "It is said that in the past, she was as beautiful as a flower, and what time took away was only the surface, and the real beauty was hidden in her temperament." ”
"What's more, time has not taken away Auntie's face at all, and with the precipitation of time, Auntie's temperament is better, I dare to say that Auntie and Yun Man go out, others must think that you are two sisters. ”
Ling Hao's sycophant past, which made Liu's mother giggle with her mouth covered, looking at Ling Hao's eyes was similar to looking at her son-in-law, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it.
Liu Yunman looked at Ling Hao softly, and a trace of indescribable emotion flashed in his eyes.
She thought that Ling Hao couldn't speak, who knew that she would amuse her parents as soon as they met.
If only he were really his boyfriend.
Thinking of this, Liu Yunman couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"Okay, okay, let's stop slapping each other here, let's let Xiao Ling into the house first. Liu Yuantao looked at Ling Hao with a smile.
"Yes, yes, look, I forgot to be praised by Xiao Ling's sweet mouth!" Liu Mu patted her head and pulled Ling Hao away affectionately and walked into the house, "Xiao Ling, are you tired of flying? Auntie will make you something to eat." ”
Seeing Ling Hao being pulled into the house affectionately by his parents, Liu Yunman suddenly shouted dissatisfiedly: "Dad, Mom." I'm still outside the door. ”
"The door is unlocked, and you won't walk in by yourself if you have hands and feet. Didn't you see me talking to Xiao Ling?" said Mother Liu without replying.
Liu Yunman: "......"
Waiting on the sofa, Liu Mu took out a large number of delicious foods and put them in front of Ling Hao, and when she peeled apples for him, Liu Yunman was even more uneven.
"Mom, I'm going to eat it too. Liu Yunman hugged his mother's arm and coquettishly.
"What to eat, you know what to eat in a day, like a pig. If you want to eat it yourself, go to the refrigerator and get it, and there are two left, so eat it quickly, so as not to be eaten by insects and wasted. Mother Liu said disgustedly.
"Are you really my own mother, how do I feel that Ling Hao is more like your son!" Liu Yun pouted with a face full of grievances.
"Haven't you heard of a son-in-law for half a son?" After speaking, Liu's mother put the peeled apple in Ling Hao's hand and asked affectionately: "Xiao Ling, I heard Yunman say that you have been dating for half a year, when do you plan to make a villain?"
Ling Hao's hand shook, and the apple almost fell to the ground, his face full of embarrassment.
This future mother-in-law is a bit tough, this kind of talk will come as soon as she opens her mouth.
"Mom, what do you say, how embarrassing!" Liu Yunman's face was instantly hot, and he was about to burn red.
"What a shame!" Liu Mu stretched out her finger and pointed at Liu Yunman's head, and said angrily: "Is it so difficult to make a villain......?"
Speaking of this, Liu Mu slapped several times, making a snapping sound.
I'll go, this mother-in-law is not just an old driver, I'm afraid it was the Air Force before, Lao Tzu fastened his seat belt and was flashed.
"Mom, you...... Don't talk about it. "Liu Yunman can't even lift his head, it's too embarrassing.
"Mom told you that you are not young anymore, and it is time to have a child. Don't bring those little umbrellas, and if you do, I'll poke a few holes for you. ”
After Liu Mu finished speaking, she turned her head to look at Ling Hao again, "Xiao Ling, don't worry, Aunt will get you a bottle of Tiger Whip Wine another day, and Yun Man won't squeeze you." ”
it!
Auntie, you drive slowly, I can't stand this unprepared drag racing, I'm still a child!
Until Liu Yuantao was called to help in the kitchen, Liu's mother still smacked her lips a little unsatisfied, and said: "Yunman, wait for Mom to give you a science popularization." ”
Seeing Liu's mother go to the kitchen, Ling Hao and Liu Yunman finally breathed a sigh of relief.
It's too welcoming and a little unbearable.
"Hey, your mother is a bit biao!" Ling Hao looked at Liu Yunman sweating profusely.
"Shame!" Liu Yunman slapped her forehead, how could she forget who her old lady was?
"By the way, your family is not native to Yanjing, right?" Ling Hao shook his head and didn't think about this somewhat embarrassing topic.
"Well, my father's house in Yanjing was bought after my father made a fortune, and our hometown is from Wanggang, what's wrong?"
"No wonder your father's accent is a bit heavy, just call me Xiao Ling, it sounds weird. ”
"Xiao Ling, right?" Liu Yun was stunned for a moment, and suddenly reacted, "Haha, little lymph, you are a little lymph." ”
"Yes, fortunately, I don't have the surname Wang, otherwise it would be miserable. Ling Hao smiled bitterly and shook his head.
"What's wrong with the surname Wang?" Liu Yunman was a little puzzled.
"I'll tell you a story about my friend, and you'll know. Ling Hao pretended to be in pain and shook his head, "I broke up with my girlfriend because of one name." ”
"Is it so mysterious? Tell me about it!"
Liu Yunman was also interested, kicked off his slippers, sat cross-legged on the sofa with his bare feet, and looked at Ling Hao with his little face blinking with his hands.
"I have a friend, his name is Wang Genji, this person usually doesn't like to talk much, one day, his girlfriend took him to meet his future father-in-law and mother-in-law. Ling Hao smiled and said slowly in a deep voice.
Obviously, the woman had already told her parents about Wang Genji's information in advance.
So as soon as Wang Genji entered the door, her father greeted her very warmly: "You are Xiao Wang, I have already heard my daughter talk about you, come and take a seat." ”
Wang Genji was instantly embarrassed.
Little Wang Ba?
His girlfriend's father saw Wang Genji's embarrassed face, and at first glance it seemed that something was wrong, so he changed his words embarrassedly, "Look at my stupid mouth, I should call you Xiaoji!"
Small base, right?
Wang Genji was speechless for a while, and he couldn't wait to put his head in his pants......
My girlfriend sees the atmosphere becoming more and more awkward, and she doesn't know what to do!
At this time, my girlfriend's mother, who was teaching Chinese at school, hurriedly stepped forward and hit her husband, rolled her eyes and said, "How do you speak? What Xiao Wang, Xiao Ji, can you speak? If you can't speak, don't talk nonsense, it's embarrassing." ”
When everyone breathed a sigh of relief, his girlfriend's mother enthusiastically took Wang Genji's hand and said, "You are the foundation!"
You are the foundation!
It's a few roots!
Bar!!
"Giggles, it's so dirty!" Liu Yun leaned back with a smile, tears were about to come out: "It turns out that her daughter likes this foundation." ”
"What are you laughing at? It's so happy, it's time to eat. Mother Liu walked out with the food, and when she saw her daughter lying on Ling Hao with a smile, she couldn't help but smile and ask.
"No, I didn't laugh anything!" Liu Yunman finally stopped laughing, and his stomach hurt a little.
"Come, Xiao Ling, try your uncle's craftsmanship, he was a chef back then!" Liu Mu clipped a braised lion's head to Ling Hao.
"Hey, my dad's level is not regressive, it's so unpalatable. Liu Yunman took a piece of braised lion's head and chewed it in his mouth, his brows furrowed slightly, and he muttered quietly.
"Is it unpalatable? Could it be that you forgot to put salt?" Liu Yuantao tasted it suspiciously, "It's not unpalatable." ”
"Hmph, it's not as delicious as Ling Hao's cooking!" Liu Yunman said and licked the corners of his mouth, with some aftertaste.
She ate the noodles that Ling Hao gave her just now, as well as those steamed buns, and now when she thinks of that taste, she feels fragrant, and her stomach growls.
"Oh, could it be that Xiao Ling can still cook? Liu Yuantao looked pleasantly surprised, although he is a business owner, he prefers to cook.
If it weren't for some reason, he would have applied for the chef exam.
"A little. Ling Hao said modestly, he can't say that Lao Tzu is very good at cooking, right?
"What do you mean by a little bit? It's so delicious that it explodes, I've never eaten such a delicious thing when I'm so old, even the top chef of the Michelin restaurant is not as delicious as Ling Hao's cooking, no, it's not even a tenth of it." Liu Yunman said proudly.
Liu Yuantao and Liu Mu looked at each other, is it really so delicious?
Or is it that the daughter grows up and turns her arms outward, and her lover's eyes are shih hiffy?
"Really, there is also the braised pork that Ling Hao made for Grandpa!" As soon as he saw his parents' expressions, he knew that they didn't believe it, and Liu Yunman suddenly became anxious.
Then he couldn't wait to take the thermos box that Ling Hao had placed in the living room like a treasure and opened the lid.
Oh, my God!
As soon as the lid was opened, Liu Yuantao and Liu Mu subconsciously sniffed, what kind of smell is this?
It's so fragrant that just smelling the roundworms in my stomach is a little unbearable and tempted to burst out.
Gollum!
Mother Liu and Liu Yuantao's stomachs screamed at the same time.
"Is this braised pork?" Liu Yuantao swallowed as he looked at the pieces of meat that were crystal clear and poured with red soup on them.
I have never seen such a good-looking braised pork, each piece is the same size, fat and thin, no more, no less, it can be seen that the knife is good.
The color, the shape is a little more beautiful than the drawing.
"This, why don't I try it?" Liu Yuantao really couldn't bear this temptation, knowing that it was Ling Hao's intention to give his father, but he really couldn't bear it.
I can't stand this fragrance just by smelling it, but I can still eat it?
"No, it's grandpa's. Liu Yunman was like a little girl who was about to be shot with a lollipop, and held the thermos box tightly in her arms.
"Your grandfather is still in a coma, he can't eat, and it's a pity if it's cold. Wouldn't it be nice to let Ling Hao cook a meal when the time comes?, right?" Liu Yuantao said as he licked his face, and then glanced at Ling Hao a few times.
If it were usual, Mother Liu would have gone out with Liu Yuantao's ears to teach a lesson, it was too embarrassing, and she was so low for a piece of braised pork.
But now she acquiesced, and even she wanted to taste it.
"It's okay, uncle and aunt, you eat, when the time comes, grandpa wakes up, and I'm making a portion." Ling Hao smiled and nodded.
"Since Xiao Ling has said so, I'm not welcome. Liu Yuantao snatched the thermos box in Liu Yunman's hand for the old disrespectful.
I couldn't wait to pick up a piece of chopsticks and put it in my mouth.
Then his eyes widened, and he trembled all over, as if he were mad.
As soon as the hand was released, the chopsticks fell to the ground with a "click", the eyes were closed, the body was crooked, and it fell heavily on the ground......