Chapter 25: Niu B is blowing a lot
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Li Bei smiled sadly, he didn't mind, and when he saw that they were both seated, he turned his head to Li Le and said, "This matter is really incredible, little brother, you go on." ”
Li Le took a sip of tea and continued, "The immortals brought me into the white light, into a world of white jade. So I asked him, where is this? He said, this is the portal of the Immortal Court, and he said: It's too illusory. Palm the past and the future, up and down the universe avenue of the four directions. I asked again who this immortal was, and whose surname was. The immortal said that after all the time, he could no longer remember his original name. I only remember that thousands of years ago he had a title, called Guangchengzi. ”
Hearing this, Li Beibei was shocked, his hand shook, and he almost threw the teacup out, this is really a bit big. Surprised, he asked, "Guang Chengzi?"
Li Legang almost squirted out a sip of tea when he drank it, and he casually pulled a character in "Romance of the Gods", and he could still have a relationship with the Yellow Emperor? How did Li Le, a stinky rascal who didn't learn or know, know that even in the world of his previous life, there was a legend that the Yellow Emperor asked Guangchengzi. And this world is so close to that world, and it is not a big deal to have such a legend left.
Li Le suppressed his heart, so he asked indifferently: "Oh? Did Immortal Master Guangcheng still instruct the Yellow Emperor? I haven't heard of it." "He is so thick-skinned, and it is natural to turn the word immortal into an immortal master, as if he is very familiar with the white-bearded old man who has nothing to offer.
Li Bebei realized that he was a little out of shape, and this seemed to be a big deal. settled down and said, "Brother is out of shape, junior brother, you continue." ”
Li Le said: "After that, I lived in the illusion realm, and the immortal master didn't say much, just let me take a look at it at will." The illusion is made of small pieces of white jade, and sometimes some very real images will flash on the small pieces of white jade, well, the characters in those pictures look like real people, and they can move, and you can hear them talking. The immortal master told me that this small piece is a world, and this illusion is composed of hundreds of millions of worlds. A small piece will reflect the past and future of this world. Time is endless, the world is infinite, and illusion is endless. The Heavenly Master also said that this 100,000-year illusion was guarded by him, and in the last 100,000 years, the illusion was guarded by Taiyi Salvation Tianzun. Taiyi Tianzun is rigid and obedient, and he will definitely not let me enter the illusion realm. Now that I think about it, I feel a little lucky. ”
Well, let's just say that the things that appear in those little jade pieces are all movies and TV series that I watched in my previous life, and I'll talk about a few of them later, so it sounds more real. It was so happily decided.
"Maybe it's because the illusion is too lonely, the immortal master sometimes talks to me, the time is too slow, and the immortal master naturally has more words, but I don't remember much. Here are some of the things I still remember, anyway, today is a chatter, and let's talk about it with my eldest brother, just listen to an absurd story. The immortal master said, the way of heaven is vast, if you can get one or two, you can become a great awakening immortal, and if I can get one or two avenues, it is already a deep blessing...... One day, the immortal master preached, saying, there are five immortals in Zhou Tian, saying, heaven and earth, gods, men and ghosts. There are five insects, which are said, and the scales and feathers are kun. There are four monkeys in the mixed world that are not in these ten categories, one of which is called the Lingming stone monkey, through change, knowing the sky, knowing the place, moving the stars and changing the fight. The second is called the Akajiri horse monkey ......"
This seems to be a certain plot in "Journey to the West", right? Niu B boasted too much, Li Le felt that he couldn't hold back, so he hurriedly recycled it, picked up some fairy stories he was familiar with, and said: "The immortal master once said that in ancient times, immortals and mortals were with the world, and there were immortals who often pointed out mortals, solved their doubts, purified their hearts, and taught them to practice. Once I asked the immortal master, in ancient times, immortals and mortals lived together, so why don't you see immortals often in the mortal world now?"
"Yes, why?" Li Le glanced approvingly at the green plum who listened attentively.
"Guangcheng Immortal Master sighed and said, that should start from Yin Shangshi......"
So a simplified version of "Fengshen List" came out.
"In that great war, the immortals were nine out of ten, and mortals also suffered a great calamity, the Emperor of Heaven was merciful, and he had the common people in the world, and set up another immortal court above the nine heavens, and issued an order, and those who became immortals were no longer allowed to contact mortals. So there is now a thing that does not see the true immortals in the mortal world......"
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It wasn't until the moon rose in the sky that he finished speaking, and after talking about the gods, he took the time to talk about the plots of a few movies. The excuse is, of course, the "past and future" situation seen on those small pieces of white jade. At this time, Li Le found that he didn't know when there were more people in the house. Li Xunhuan, Tie Chuanjia, Zhang Chunde, as well as Zhao An and Zhao Xian, father and son, there were several servants standing outside the door. You don't have to think about Li Le to know that by tomorrow, everyone in the mansion will know about what he has been given by God. In the end, Li Le concluded: "I have been with Guangcheng Immortal Master for more than 30 years in the Fantasy Realm, and I often heard him say some unbelievable truths, until one day, Guangcheng Immortal Master said to me, you have been granted by God, and it is time to go back. As he spoke, he tapped me on the head, and then I woke up and came back, only to find myself still a child. Alas, sometimes I often wonder, is it possible that more than 30 years in the fantasy world is a strange and absurd dream? Later, I remembered that the Guangcheng Immortal Master once said that the illusion realm is two years, and the world is ...... one day."
"When I first woke up, I kept thinking about what the immortal master meant by the so-called 'Heavenly Grant'. It wasn't until yesterday, when I talked with my second brother about Yuan Qi and Internal Strength, that I realized that I had learned a lot in the illusion world. Although what you have learned may not be of much use......"
After Niu B finished blowing and made a summary statement, Li Le suddenly found that the people in the room showed a stunned look. In such a scene, it feels like watching a Stephen Chow movie. But for the current Li Le, he doesn't have that sense of comedy at all. I was only apprehensive in my heart, and I couldn't help but ask myself, was it blowing too much, and they couldn't accept it, or didn't believe it at all? Thinking of this, he very wittily picked up the teacup and pretended to drink water to hide his inner uneasiness.
Li Bebei reacted quickly, coughed lightly, and woke up everyone in the room who was dumbfounded. looked at Li Xunhuan who was sitting next to him again, the brothers looked at each other, only to see Li Xunhuan nodding imperceptibly, as if he had made some kind of approval. Li Beibei's heart was stable, and then he stood up and announced: "It's not early, it's all gone, if you have anything to say, I'll talk about it tomorrow." ”
A sentence woke up Tie Chuanjia, who was in a trance, and suddenly said: "Oh~!!! It turns out that the little boy has been bestowed by the immortals, I thought he was telling a story." ”
Zhao Xian, who was standing beside him, gave him a disdainful glance and didn't speak.
A group of people came out of the house one after another, Li Bebei and Li Xunhuan walked at the end, and there was a green plum chirping voice behind their ears: "Little boy, little boy, did the surnamed Xiao escape from prison in the end?"
Then Qing'e's voice said: "What's the surname Xiao, that person's name is Shawshank." Don't disturb the little boy, it's so late, the little boy has to rest. ”
"Oh......" Qingmei's reluctant voice was obviously still a little unfinished.
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After the two brothers walked out of the courtyard gate, Li Bebei spoke and repeated what Li Le had said before, Li Xunhuan came late, and he hadn't heard the previous things. In the end, Li Beibei asked, "Xunhuan, what do you think? Are you satisfied with such a result?"
Li Xunhuan was speechless for a while, and after a long time he hesitated and said, "It seems to be ...... It's not a panic, it's just too ...... It's too bizarre and too absurd...... It's unacceptable for a while. ”
Li Bebei nodded: "Naturally, it's not a panic, so many unheard of, but never repeated stories, are not something that can be made up by just one person, even if it is a demon and evil." When the younger brother talked about those things, you also saw that the expression and demeanor were not what a liar or a person who made up lies should have, but more like he was talking about what he had seen and heard...... Stories, well, stories. As for the front, the younger brother said that when he was floating in the endless void and darkness after he fell into a coma, the fear and helplessness in his eyes were real, and it was impossible for a lying person to have that kind of deep feeling in the bone marrow. That kind of darkness was experienced by my brother back then, and the disaster happened many years ago, when my brother was seriously injured and fell into a coma, and what he faced was a darkness and emptiness. It's just that it's not as thorough as the younger brother's experience, presumably only when you're infinitely close to death. So, looking for fun......"
Li Bebei didn't say the following words, but Li Xunhuan already understood, he nodded a little apologetically, and said, "Erlang understands......"
Because this bull boasted too much, the two brothers believed it. This is a kind of information asymmetry scam, just like an old farmer in the countryside who has never been to a big city, listening to the young man who has returned from working outside boast about what kind of bizarre things are in the city, no matter how false the old farmer will believe it. Because he hasn't been, because he knows in his heart that there are a lot of good things in the city. No one has ever been to Wonderland, but the immortal mansions that have been passed down from generation to generation make them superstitious. Therefore, when Li Le said an incomparably detailed "fairyland", they would subconsciously choose to believe it first.
It seems that Li Xunhuan and Li Bebei brothers have never thought about it, even if what Li Le said is true, it seems that it has little to do with whether the current Li Le and the previous Li Le are the same person. Maybe they will have such doubts subconsciously, but they will soon unconsciously block these questions. It's an inexplicable feeling, perhaps the so-called doting.
Early the next morning, Li Xunhuan came to Li Le and began to teach him to practice. Practicing is a very troublesome thing, or rather, the Li family's practice is a very troublesome thing.
Early in the morning, when the genius was bright and there were still a few twinkling stars hanging in the sky, Li Xunhuan entered Li Le's courtyard, knocked lightly a few times through the door, and shouted, did the little brother get up? No one answered after a few calls, Li Xunhuan thought, it should be Li Le who slept too dead. So the knock on the door couldn't help but be heavy, and he screamed a few more times. Not long after, Qing'e ran over in a panic, made a Wan'an, and said goodbye to the second son. Li Xunhuan waved her hand, signaling that she didn't have to be polite, and went in to wait for Li Le to get up.
Li Le reluctantly got up from bed, the story was told too late last night, and he was seriously deprived of sleep. I had already heard Li Xunhuan's knock on the door, but I just didn't want to get up. After Qing'e waited for her to get dressed, her two eyelids were still fighting. When I went out, I was stimulated by the cool air of the early morning, and I seemed to be much more awake.
Seeing that Li Xunhuan seemed to have been waiting outside the door for a long time, he felt embarrassed, so he said without words, the second brother is early.
Li Xunhuan didn't mind what he got up in the middle of the night, touched Li Le's head dotingly, and said: "Get up at this hour every day in the future and teach you to practice for my brother." ”
Hearing that he could practice, Li Le's spirit of coming immediately swept away his previous sleepiness.
So on this cool morning, Li Xunhuan took Li Le's little hand, one older and one little brother, walked out of Li Le's courtyard in the faint morning fog and walked into the Li family's practice room.