Chapter 693: Three Stages
The pot-bellied man drank the third bowl of Divine Whip Tonic Wine into his stomach, feeling as if the whole person was about to explode, and there was a surge in his stomach, and the alcohol mixed with gastric juice rose up, reaching his throat and eyes, and was about to squirt out.
The pot-bellied man covered his mouth, gritted his teeth, stared, and finally swallowed back what was in his throat.
The pot-bellied man took a few breaths, thinking to himself, now Xia Yu should fall under the table and vomit in the dark, right?
The big-bellied man looked up and was dumbfounded, Xia Yu was looking at himself lightly, as if nothing had happened.
Xia Yu smiled and said, "What's the matter, can you still hold it?"
The big-bellied man has been exercising and drinking since he was a child, the milk bottle is half milk and half wine, and he has never served anyone at the wine table, Xia Yu's provocative move aroused the anger in the heart of the big-bellied man.
The pot-bellied man shouted: "Boy, let's not drink bowl by bowl, let's hold the jar and drink, do you dare?!"
Xia Yu grabbed the wine jar and said, "Come on, drink a jar in one go, whoever can't drink it is a bastard!"
As he spoke, Xia Yu raised his neck and poured the Divine Whip Tonic Wine from the wine jar into his stomach.
Not to be outdone, the big-bellied man also held the wine jar and poured it up.
Knock knock, the divine whip and tonic wine kept flowing into his body, and the pot-bellied man felt that his whole body was about to turn into ashes as if it had been burned by the true fire of Samadhi.
The pot-bellied man thought to himself, that kid will definitely not be able to hold on, I can't admit defeat, keep going, he will definitely fall in front of me!
The big-bellied man decided that Xia Yu couldn't drink himself, so he held on and drank down.
Drinking and drinking, the pot-bellied man felt something strange in his nose, he raised his hand to wipe his nose, and found that blood was flowing from his nose, which seemed to be boiling, and it was very hot.
The pot-bellied man hesitated, ignored the nosebleed, and continued to drink!
Goo dong goo dong, the divine whip tonic wine almost filled the stomach of the pot-bellied man. The big-bellied man's nosebleed more and more, staining the placket of his chest red.
The rabbit servant next to him reminded, "Pot-bellied man, you have a nosebleed." ”
Nobita clenched his fists on the side, cheering for the pot-bellied man, shouting: "Big-bellied man, hold on, you must hold on, you are a god of wine!"
The pot-bellied man closed his eyes and continued to drink, drunk to the point of dizziness. Suddenly, the pot-bellied man felt something strange in his ears, and when he raised his hand to touch his ears, blood flowed out of his ears!
Seven orifices bleed, this is the rhythm of death!
There was a panic in his heart, and the big-bellied man finally couldn't hold on, and with a poof, he squirted out the divine whip tonic wine in his stomach, and sprayed the rabbit servant next to him with a smell of wine.
The pot-bellied man has actually reached his limit a long time ago, and he is completely relying on one breath to support him. Now, this breath is vented, and the pot-bellied man's whole body is like mud, falling to the ground on all fours, bleeding from his mouth and nose, unconscious, and the wine jar is rolled to the side, falling to pieces.
Xia Yu drank up a jar of divine whip tonic wine, slammed the empty wine jar on the table, and shouted, "Prepare for the next game!"
Xia Yu got up to leave, and a cold voice sounded, "Who let you go?"
Xia Yu stopped and felt a surging true qi flowing around him, forming a spiritual realm that trapped Xia Yu. This spiritual realm is full of wine containers, including wine jugs, wine glasses, wine cups, wine bottles, wine jars, and wine vats, and the strong aroma of wine wafts out, making people feel a little drunk when they smell it.
I saw the big-bellied man stand up from the ground, but the big-bellied man changed his appearance and turned into a young man dressed in white and black crown, dressed as a scholar, this scholar was polite, arched his hand towards Xia Yu, and said: "The student is polite." ”
Xia Yu was inexplicable, frowned, and asked, "What are you going to do?"
The scholar said, "Friend, you haven't passed the test of this first level?"
Xia Yu asked, "How can I pass?"
The scholar smiled slightly, took out a huge brush, and said, "It's very simple, if you can defeat me, even if you pass this first level." ”
Xia Yu pouted and said, "I've been grinding for a long time, you said it earlier." ”
Xia Yu summoned the Tianxin Sword, stabbed at the scholar with a sword, and the scholar waved the big brush as a weapon, and hit Xia Yu and fought fiercely with Xia Yu.
After more than a dozen rounds of fighting, the scholar was a little invincible to Xia Yu, took a few steps back, held the big brush in his hand, and entered the true qi, only to see ink dripping from the tip of the big brush.
"Look at the move!"
The scholar screamed, shook the big brush in his hand, and the ink on the tip of the pen spurted out and hit Xia Yu. Xia Yu picked up the Tianxin Sword to resist, and the blade hit the ink, making a bang-bang explosion, and a burst of fire.
Xia Yu didn't expect this ink to be so powerful, and was surprised, a cold light flashed in the scholar's eyes, and he waved it vigorously, and a large piece of ink sprayed out from the tip of the pen, overwhelming, and hit Xia Yu.
Xia Yu stabilized his mind, put away the Tianxin Sword, stretched out his hands, and displayed the martial art of the Heavenly Killing Star, and a black whirlwind roared out, hitting the ink, rolling up the ink, and flying into the sky.
Xia Yu defused the scholar's ink offensive, and was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, when he felt a murderous aura hit him overhead, and when he looked up, a huge inkstone fell down and smashed into himself.
Xia Yu hurriedly dodged, and the huge inkstone smashed beside him, and with a loud bang, a big hole was smashed out of the ground.
This inkstone is controlled by the scholar, and the scholar mobilized the inkstone, flew up, and smashed it at Xia Yu again.
Xia Yu dodged a few times, condensed his true qi, aimed at the inkstone, and hit it with a bang, and the huge inkstone was smashed by Xia Yu.
The scholar was stunned for a moment, pinched the magic trick in his hand, and said a few spells, only to see a large piece of white paper flying over, taking advantage of Xia Yu's unpreparedness, he suddenly entangled Xia Yu and wrapped Xia Yu.
The scholar smiled, quickly recited the incantation, and the white paper shrank tighter and tighter, strangling Xia Yu's figure out, and wanted to strangle Xia Yu to death.
Xia Yu struggled a few times, and found that the spiritual power of the white paper was strong, and he couldn't struggle, so he mobilized the true qi in his body and transformed the true qi into blasting true qi, which penetrated out of the pores.
Bang bang bang!~~~
The blasting true qi exploded on Xia Yu's body, blowing up the roll of white paper.
The scholar was dumbfounded, but he didn't expect that he would not be able to defeat Xia Yu after using the four magic weapons of pen, ink, paper and inkstone.
Xia Yu jumped up suddenly, was furious, and blasted at the scholar with a punch. The scholar was caught off guard, was beaten squarely, fell to the ground.
Xia Yu thought to himself, this scholar has been killed, the spiritual realm should be lifted, and the first level should be passed, right?
Unexpectedly, the scholar fell to the ground, his body flashed with golden light, turned into a martial artist, and stood up again.
This martial artist was wearing armor, with a beard, his eyes were like light bulbs, his eyes were round and big, and he opened his mouth and roared, as if a thunder sounded out of thin air, which shook Xia Yu's ears.
"Good boy, let me die!"
This martial artist raised his big knife, rushed up, and faced Xia Yu, slashing his head and covering his face.
Xia Yu dodged to the side, and the blade grazed his body, slashing on the ground, and with a bang, a deep and long hole was split on the ground.
Xia Yu was a little surprised, thinking to himself, this martial artist's strength is really not small.
"Take your life!"
The martial artist roared, picked up the big knife in his hand, and kept slashing at Xia Yu.
Xia Yu dodged a few times and found that this martial artist was brave and unscrupulous, and he was a stunned young man, so he seized the opportunity and cast the double gun immobilization spell of Tianlixing.
(In "Water Margin", Tian Lixing is a two-gun general-Dong Ping)
A huge golden light talisman roared, and struck at Wufu. Takefu stared and was stunned for a moment, and was hit by the golden light rune, unable to move.
Takeo gritted his teeth and struggled desperately, but he couldn't fight even a little with all his strength.
At this time, Tian Lixing held two guns in his hand, rushed over, and stabbed at Wufu is fierce, and the two guns turned into a phantom, like a storm, poof!~~~
In the blink of an eye, Takefu's body was poked hundreds of times, poked into a sieve. Takeo stared, blood coming out of his mouth.
After the two-spear immobilization spell was cast, the golden light talisman was unraveled, and Takefu's sturdy body collapsed with a bang.
Xia Yu looked at the corpse of the martial artist and thought, will this guy cheat the corpse for the second time?
As soon as Xia Yu was muttering in his heart, Wufu's body flashed with golden light, and he turned into a crazy, sloppy beggar, jumped up, and smirked at Xia Yu.
This big-bellied man first became a scholar, then a martial artist, and now a madman, Xia Yu frowned and remembered a story.
Legend has it that Du Kang made wine, and in the final stage, he needed three drops of blood, so Du Kang went out to look for these three drops of blood, and met three people on the road, namely scholars, martial artists, and madmen.
Therefore, when people drink, most of them have three stages, the first stage, like a scholar, is polite, the second stage, like a martial artist, is rude and reckless, and the third stage, like a madman, talks nonsense and is drunk and crazy.
Xia Yu thought to himself, the scholar and the martial artist have been killed, if he kills this madman again, will he pass this first level?
Xia Yu was thinking about it, when the madman screamed and pounced on Xia Yu, Xia Yu waved the Tianxin Sword to cut the madman. The madman actually stretched out his hands and grabbed the blade of the Tianxin Sword, and he didn't know that it hurt when the palm was bleeding.
Xia Yu was taken aback and thought to himself, this madman is really crazy enough.
The madman grabbed the white blade empty-handed, opened his teeth and danced his claws, and for a while, Xia Yu was anxious and at a loss.
The madman pounced, threw Xia Yu to the ground, and stretched out his hand to strangle Xia Yu to death. Xia Yu grabbed the madman's two wrists. The madman's arm couldn't move, so he raised his knee to push Xia Yu.
Xia Yu entangled the two legs of the madman again, and the madman couldn't move his hands and feet, so he simply opened his mouth and bit Xia Yu like a beast.