Ergou took Shangguan Zuo back home, and after talking just now, Ergou also felt a lot more comfortable.

Otherwise, I have to think about how to deal with this aunt and grandmother provoked by Sangou every day, but Sangou's words are also very clear, I am an artificial intelligence connected to your heart, if it weren't for this desire in your heart, I wouldn't have done this.

Regardless of Shangguan's expression now, his expression was obviously not particularly good, and as soon as he entered the door, he pouted and didn't say anything.

Meng Cheng looked at Shangguan Zuo and asked, "What's wrong?"

Ergou hurriedly said, "The negotiation is over." ”

"Talked about how this expression. ”

Meng Cheng secretly pointed to Shangguan Zuo, and Ergou said to Meng Cheng: "She asked me to teach her to practice." ”

Meng Cheng opened his mouth and said, "Then you can teach her." ”

Ergou hurriedly covered Meng Cheng's mouth and said to Meng Cheng: "You don't understand the situation, I said that when she cultivates to a high level, she will be with her." ”

Meng Cheng suddenly broke free and deliberately raised his voice: "Which one are you or her?"

Shangguan Zuo was not happy, but he couldn't help laughing when Ergou and Meng Cheng made such a fuss.

"Meng Cheng, can you teach me to practice?"

Meng Cheng shook his head again and again, then sat aside and said seriously: "If I teach you to practice, then it will be a bad time, you said that in the future, you will call me Master, what will the second dog call me?"

Ergou sat aside, I won't play with you anymore, he now seriously suspects that this kid Meng Cheng must have taken the benefits of Shangguan Zuo.

"Alright, alright, all go back to your own house, I'm going to go about my business now. ”

Shangguan Zuo glared at the two dogs, what do you mean to go back to their respective homes?

Isn't she the only one who lives somewhere else? Doesn't everyone else live in your house? I don't know what you're doing with a bunch of big men all day.

As soon as Shangguan Zuo went out, he met Long Zaitian, who had just entered the door.

"Shangguan, where are you going?"

Shangguan Zuo turned his head and snorted, then looked at Long Zaitian and said, "You want to take care of it?"

Long Zaitian pouted, don't guess a woman's thoughts, otherwise she will die a miserable death.

"Sect Master, Sect Master. ”

Long Zaitian walked in the door and found that the two dogs were not there, and thought to himself, could it be that Shangguan Zuo left just now because there was no one at home?

I was just going to ask him if he wanted to make a ceremony to worship the heavens and ghosts now that the real estate was about to start.

Sect Master, if they're not here, then he'll go.

Long Zaitian never thought that Ergou was now in the virtual world facing a group of ghosts in class.

After Shangguan Zuo left just now, they entered the virtual world, and since the Internet shopping platform has done everything, then now Ergou is going to cultivate the first batch of low-wage disciples of the sect.

These ghosts, they don't covet too many things, they just need a place to live, as long as they can eat enough every day, and then find a place to play games, they are very happy.

"Master, I told them the basic rules before, but they didn't understand it at all. ”

Ergou sighed and said, "How do you feel when they don't understand?"

Sangou analyzed it and made a serious analogy: "It's like eating." ”

Ergou looked back at Meng Cheng and said, "Actually, often when I say business to Sangou, I am also in this mood. ”

Three dogs: "......"

People are obviously very reliable.

After Ergou came to the virtual world, he yelled at the virtual world: "Big-headed ghost, your Ergou master is here." ”

The big-headed ghost who was sleeping in the room suddenly hit a carp and accidentally hit his head on the ceiling.

"Brothers, the second dog master is here, let's line up and go out to see the second dog master. ”

Then Ergou saw hundreds of ghosts led by big-headed ghosts lining up and walking in from inside with their heads in their hands.

One of the imps asked, "Why are we holding our heads?"

"Be quiet, I heard the big head ghost brother say that the second dog master likes to watch this. ”

Sure enough, the second dog was on the side and looked at Meng Cheng with a smug face.

"You see, I didn't give them any lessons, and their current consciousness is not ordinary. ”

Meng Cheng: "......"

Sangou added later: "Master, I always think that they look like a class in the interstellar era. ”

Ergou looked back at Sangou and saw what Sangou said, they all caught up with the army.

"Three dogs, say it out loud, like what kind of military. ”

"Puppet Army. ”

Ergou backhanded a kick and then scolded: "I'll go to your dog uncle." ”

"Big-headed ghosts take your troops and sit down in groups for me. ”

Then all these ghosts sat down in a short time, and Ergou looked at them and said, "Some of your ghosts here were captured by me, and some of them were brought by big-headed ghosts. ”

All the ghosts inside actually nodded in unison, and then Ergou asked, "How about this new home I built for you?"

The big-headed ghost opened his mouth and said, "Second Dog, this place is simply wonderful. ”

Laughing ghost: "Hahahaha, I really love it here,"

Meng Cheng looked worried on the side, can these ghosts who don't speak well really be able to do things well?

"Since you live well and eat well, then you must do a good job, and today I am here to tell you what you should do. ”

Many ghosts have taken out small notebooks, these are given to them by big-headed ghosts, and under normal circumstances, even if they can't understand the leader's speech, they have to take out the small notebook, so that the big men will look like it.

"Your job is to help me deliver the goods, and when the time comes, I'll move all the goods in here, and the goods that people buy will appear on this big screen, and all you have to do is find the goods on the big screen in the warehouse, and then find the port of their mobile phone over there, and throw this thing in. ”

"Got it?"

All the ghosts said in unison: "Understood." ”

Ergou nodded with satisfaction and then said to the big-headed ghost, "You get up and repeat." ”

The big-headed ghost said confidently: "The big man means that we will throw the goods out of the warehouse." ”

The rest of the ghosts actually applauded in unison, and they actually thought that the big-headed ghosts were very beautiful.

Ergou looked at the big-headed ghost with a bewildered expression, weren't you taking notes carefully when you just spoke?

Why is it like this now?

Ergou grabbed the notes of the big-headed ghost in his hand with his hand, Sangou and Meng Cheng glanced at it curiously, and then the two of them almost died of laughter.

"These ghosts are holding pens and drawing dolls in a notebook. ”

Meng Cheng patted Ergou on the shoulder and said, "I said sect master, is there really no requirement for culture for the Thunder Sect to recruit disciples?"

The big-headed ghost scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Master, we don't know how to read." ”

After the big-headed ghost finished speaking, all the ghosts said in unison, "We are the same." ”

Ergou patted his head, it seems that he really wants to improve the cultural level of the disciples of the sect in the future.

"Sangou, let's show them. ”

Then the second dog took the mobile phone to simulate an online shopping, and the third dog went to the warehouse to find something after seeing the order, and then threw it in from the mobile phone signal entrance.

A series of actions are flawless, and the second dog looks at the third dog with satisfaction, and it is really knowledge that determines fate.

"You do it for me. ”

Then Ergou did another drill, and after a pillar of incense, Sangou and Meng Cheng laughed on the side again.

The two dogs have no love, not only their knowledge and cultural level is not enough, but even their physical coordination is not strong enough.

A group of ghosts can take an item and the legs of several ghosts can be twisted together in the next second, which is indeed possible.

"It's all ready for me. ”

Ergou suddenly became angry, he now thinks that this group of ghosts is not mentally retarded, he himself is mentally retarded, this group of lazy ghosts completely walk the dog.

Ergou's voice fell, and a group of ghosts all returned to their original positions.

"Second dog, we really don't. ”

The big-headed ghost was a little aggrieved, and the three dogs said next to him: "Master, if they really can't do it, forget it, right?"

Ergou turned his head and glared at Sangou and said, "No, forget it, why should I raise them?"

"Why do you let them live in such a good building?"

Then Ergou looked back at a group of ghosts and said seriously: "I'll tell you again, if you haven't learned a pillar of incense after a long time, then you can't even be ghosts." ”

Ergou suddenly took out a whip and struck it in the air.

"Listen, my Thunder Sect has never raised idlers, if you become idlers, be embarrassed and leave my sect. ”

"But you are a group of ghosts, you can't stay in the Federation, you don't dare to go to the world of cultivating immortals, and you don't dare to think about the land of reincarnation, but I promise to let you know that this is not what you should be most afraid of. ”

"What you should be most afraid of is me, I will beat you to pieces, and then make soup and drink. ”

The big-headed ghost was suddenly startled, and he suddenly remembered how Ergou looked at the place of trial with cumin and chili noodles.

At that time, the second dog was too fierce and vicious, and the big-headed ghost turned around and gave his brothers a look.

The meaning of the eyes is also obvious, if we don't work hard today, they may be eaten by the second dog with sauce tomorrow.

"Brothers, the eldest lord thinks so highly of us, we can't embarrass the eldest master. ”

Then the big-headed ghost picked up the mobile phone and placed an order by himself, and then a group of ghosts cooperated to deliver the goods, and the goods were delivered in just a few seconds.

Ergou swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and you guys were playing me just now, since that's the case, then I'm relieved.

"It's the same sentence, if you work hard, then you will have a good life, if you can't do it, then I don't mind changing another group of ghosts. ”

Then Ergou and Meng Cheng left the virtual world directly, and after returning to the room, Ergou was still a little angry, this group of ghosts was really too slippery.

"Sangou, you keep an eye on the movements of this group of ghosts for me, if they have the slightest slackness, it doesn't matter how many ghosts I kill. ”

"Master, the virtual world can't be killed. ”

"Then kill a few more times. ”