Chapter 3: Monster Sage's Weight Loss Battle (Part 2)
"So, how did you get rich?"
"Hah...... Don't mention it......"
Nalan Twilight and Yakumo Purple were sitting at the table, each with a steaming cup of tea in front of them. Unlike when they were in the bedroom, they were both dressed in good clothes.
Hawkers, if you come out and you're still slick, then you'll be completely free. No matter what others think, Yakumo Blue is estimated to be very happy.
"Isn't this winter longer than usual?" Zi said, taking a sip of hot tea, "So...... I overslept by accident. ”
"Let me ask first," Nalan said, "do you just sleep all day and do nothing when you hibernate, or what?"
"Do you think I'm a turtle?" Zi frowned a little dissatisfied, and then said:
"Sleeping is a very physically demanding thing, and you can't last a winter without getting up to eat and drink. ”
"Hmmm......"
Hearing her say this, Nalan Yu pursed his lips and nodded, as if he understood something, and said:
"With all due respect, fall asleep when you turn your head, eat when you wake up, and sleep again after eating, which is generally raising ......"
"Bang!"
Before he could finish speaking, Yakumo Zi slammed the teacup on the table and asked with a smile:
"What to raise?"
"Uh......"
Nalan opened his mouth, hesitated for a moment, then wrapped the scarf over his shoulders, and then replied fluently:
"Raise some kind of mammalian artiodactyl porcine suborder pigs. ”
"I think it's better for you to die!"
Just as Yakumo pounced with her teeth and claws, using her weight advantage to crush Nalan Twilight under him, and was about to pinch off his neck, which was protected by an orange quality wool scarf, the kitchen door opened with a bang.
"Two, you are so enthusiastic before you eat!"
Walking in was a smiling Yakumo Blue, with an apron around her neck and a saucer in her hand, which was a rice bowl that had just come out of the pot.
"Blue!"
As soon as Yakumo Zi saw his own god, he immediately blushed, straightened his clothes, and sat back down. Just now, when Lan pushed the door in, she just threw Nalan Twilight to the ground, and was about to get started. That look, it looked like she couldn't hold back the fire in her heart that had been held all winter, and was about to push Nalan to open the meat.
It turns out that misunderstandings are always getting bigger.
"I know you've just woken up from hibernation and can't control yourself a bit. Lan placed the plate containing the food in the middle of the table and said with a smile:
"But please satisfy your appetite first, and then satisfy other desires, you are not good for your stomach. ”
"I said it wasn't what you thought it would be!"
Yakumo Zi cried and mourned, looking like a wronged child. Lan is the mother of this grumpy child, who always has a loving smile on her face, and only listens to her coaxing in a good voice:
"Yes, yes, Lord Purple is right! Come on, this is your favorite pork chop rice!"
"Oh, this is good!"
As soon as he heard the words "pork chop rice", the gloom on Yakumo's face was swept away, and a smile as warm as the sun floated instead. Regardless of whether she is a real child or not, she eats this set of blue.
Zi at the other end of the table happily pulled the plate to her, grabbed the spoon, scooped a big spoonful of rice, and was about to start, but Nalan Yu at the other end suddenly slapped the table, stood up, and shouted:
"Wait!"
His momentum suppressed Zi and Lan at that time, and the two of them put away their expressions together, stopped what they were doing, and looked at Nalan Yu blankly. But seeing Nalan Yu stretching out his hand and pulling the plate of pork chop rice in front of Zi, he ignored Zi, who was holding the spoon and his face was getting worse and worse, and asked:
"Blue, tell me, what is this thing?"
"Uh......" Lan rubbed his apron and replied with some confusion:
"It's ...... Pork chop rice...... Isn't that obvious?"
"What kind of rice?" Nalan Yu frowned, turned his face sideways, put his palm behind his ear, and asked again, "Behind my ear, you tell me again, what kind of rice is this?"
"Tonkatsu rice bowl. ”
"Bomb what?"
"Pork chops. ”
"What's the fried pork chop cover?"
"Pork chop rice bowl......"
"What pork chop rice bowl?"
"Fried pork chop!"
Even a person like Lan who has a good temper is so good that he was confused by his series of retarded questions, and rushed to ask rhetorically:
"Mr. Nalan, what the hell do you want to ......?"
"Don't talk to me about this yet!"
Nalan Yu waved his arm and interrupted her very rudely, then pointed to the fried golden pork chop on the plate and asked:
"Tell me, Blue, what is this thing?"
"It's all said, fried pork chops!"
"What's the sauce on top of this pork chop?"
"Mayonnaise, Purple-sama's favorite with pork chops. ”
"And what's under this pork chop?"
"Red bean rice!"
"Hey!" At this time, I heard Zi shouting, "Why is it red bean rice!"
"That's because it's not a festive day!" Lan said, "If you want to make a baby, you have to make red bean rice......
"So we don't have ......"
"Okay, don't say it again!" Nalan Yu suppressed Zi with his momentum, and said with a serious face:
"Listen, Purple, if you want to lose weight, there are three, no, four things in this plate, and you can't eat them. ”
"Which four?"
"It's very simple," Nalan said, pointing to the contents of the dish one by one:
"Mayonnaise, pork chops, red beans, rice, just these four things. ”
"Isn't that not a bite to eat!"
When Yakumo Zi heard him say this, she was in a hurry, and she raised the small spoon in her hand and was about to throw it on the ground. As soon as the arm was halfway down, she stopped again, looked at the rice in the spoon, and then swallowed it into her mouth, chewing and snorting angrily:
"You're a bit of a bully, aren't you?"
"I didn't mean to bully you, Yakumo Murasaki. Nalan said, "Do you think you can lose weight while eating fried food?
"yes, what's wrong, do you have an opinion?"
Yakumo said confidently, straightening up the two fruitful fruits on her chest, and the more abundant ...... below Well......
Belly.
Then she put her chest and stomach back together in a gloomy manner, lowered her head and said in a smug voice:
"I ...... I think you're right. ”
"Hey...... Can I say it's self-inflicted......" Nalan sighed, then said earnestly:
"It's great if you can realize the problem yourself. It's come to this, and it's too late to regret it. If you still want to slim down before the cherry blossoms bloom, then you need to have a set of scientific ...... for the next period of time"
"I don't think it's okay for Lord Purple to be a little fatter!" Lan suddenly interjected, "This will be more safe......"
"So we're not in that kind of relationship......"
"Listen to me, you two peach blossom stuff!"