Chapter 31: Delayed Return (1)

And Yangchun slipped faster than a rabbit, Pingle wanted to say that she wanted to ask Yangchun to help her, but when she turned her head, her shadow was gone, and she said what sisters, Pingle shouted, "No righteousness!"

Feng Michu came over and helped Pingle to sit down on the stone chair, Pingle jumped on one leg, enduring the pain, and at the same time enduring Jing Diyi's gloating face, which was really angry. Jing Diyi said, "This is called harming others and ultimately harming yourself, you are self-inflicted every time, and you should get used to it." But you peeked at people making out, but you just sprained your foot and didn't have a needle's eye, thank God. ”

Feng Michu smiled and said, "Ping Lexu just happened to pass by, Di Yi help take a look." He said it calmly, as if he had just ignored the teachings of reason, and it was not he who was dissolute.

Jing Diyi held her cheeks, didn't smell it, just glanced at it, and this time she looked very childish, "I sprained my foot, go back to the room and take the blue porcelain bottle of medicine and smear it on her, and it will be fine in two days." ”

Feng Michu said, "I'll go get it." ”

Jing Diyi called very smoothly, "By the way, bring the jade face ointment." ”

Feng Michu smiled and left.

Pingle wondered, "What is in your room, does Lord Feng know where to put it?" She knew that Yurong Paste was a plaster refined by Jing Diyi herself, and the pharmacy outside was not available for sale. And the sprain medicine, Lord Feng should not know pharmacology, what should I do if I take it wrong?

Jing Diyi said, "He is resting at my place, how can he not know where to put my things." ”

Pingle opened her mouth wide, did Jing Diyi mean what she understood? Pingle only lived in Fengfu yesterday, and yesterday she didn't return to Jing Diyi who took the wrong medicine on the street, and Fengfu was in a mess, and Bai Xue Yangchun didn't have time to tell her about many things.

Jing Diyi smiled, "Are you so surprised that I slept with him? Didn't you and Mu Sheng suspect that I had his child before, but now it has become a fact, and it can be regarded as a foreshadowing before." ”

Can these two things be mixed together, "It was a misunderstanding before, but since you have figured it out, you and Lord Feng are not married, so you should also be polite." ”

"Then you should ask your admiring master why he did not resist the temptation for a while, and did not prosper? But he has already slept before he was married, and even so, there is no difference between sleeping once and sleeping twice or three times. ”

When it comes to women's chastity, how can you be so frivolous, "How can you say that you are like a woman in a green house, you are not married yet, when will you marry your master, since the rice has become a cook, you must always have a reputation." ”

This tone is a bit like Mu Sheng, Jing Diyi raised her eyebrows, "Are you worried that I won't be able to get married?"

Pingle blushed, "Who is worried about you, I am worried that Lord Feng will bear the charge of abandoning the beginning and the end." She said strangely, "Lord Feng likes you so much, since you also have a skin-to-skin relationship, why didn't he mention the matter of marrying." "If you want to get married, there are so many things to prepare for three books and six ceremonies, and Mu Sheng is an adopted son, so it is impossible not to know.

Jing Diyi was in a good mood and didn't mind chatting a few more words on this topic, "It's that I don't want to marry yet." ”

"Why? Do you know how many people in the Imperial Capital City want to marry Lord Feng? "The person who wants to marry can go from the Chunjiang plumbing row to the gate of Fengfu, if she still likes Lord Feng before, as long as Lord Feng can agree to marry her, she will definitely nod her head immediately and choose a day to visit the church.

Jing Diyi said, "It's too troublesome, let's talk about it when I get used to that kind of trouble." Instead of being curious about other people's affairs, you should worry about yourself, be careful and become a cousin in less than a year. ”

"He dare!" Pingle wanted to slap the table, but suddenly remembered that it was a stone table in front of him, "If he is sorry for me, I will definitely chop him into meat sauce." ”

Jing Diyi asked, "Do you think it is okay to shout and kill between men and women? When he likes you, he is rude and willful, he is innocent and cute, and when he doesn't like you, he is barbaric and unruly. ”

"What do you want to say?"

"Look at Cui Hu, he used to be so attentive and lingered in Flower Street and Willow Lane all day long, but after I taught him how to discipline his wife, he is much more comfortable now. And you can also see how your Feng master treats me, it can be seen that men and women need some means to get along, do you want me to give you a few tricks?" Jing Diyi blinked and seduced softly.

As soon as Pingle heard the word means, he felt that it was not a serious word, shouldn't men and women be honest when they get along, as if there was intrigue in the court.

But she saw that Lord Feng was really fascinated by her, and she was very obedient, and Pingle was moved, "If you don't talk about it, I'll listen to it." ”

Jing Diyi said with a smile, "As soon as you think of a way to make Qingqin disappear, no matter what you say, it is also from the palace, what means do those concubines use to compete for favor, you have never seen or heard of it, this is the most once and for all." ”

Pingle's mind flashed through the dirty times he heard when he was in the palace, such as poisoning, pushing people down the well, and stabbing him in the back, Pingle shook his head and said loudly, "I don't kill people." "She couldn't get her hands on it.

Jing Diyi lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "Then the second way, Nanban has a kind of spell, as long as it is this kind of spell on the person you like, his heart will be yours in this life, and he will never look at other women again." ”

Pingle thought, "Isn't it the same as witchcraft?"

"Of course it's different, witchcraft is harmful, the spell I'm talking about is to help a lover grow old together, that's helping people, how can it be the same. ”

Pingle thought that Mu Sheng was Jing Diyi's son, and no matter how much she harmed him, she wouldn't harm him, "Then how to deal with this curse?"

"Do you really want to put a spell on Mu Sheng?"

"I'm not going to use this kind of sideshow, I'm just listening, curious. Pingle repeatedly emphasized that she was just curious, and she didn't intend to use those shady means.

Jing Diyi said, "The curse is not difficult, but the materials are not easy to find, you have to find three little mice that are born 100 days ago, two hundred-legged female centipedes, a scorpion with a broken tail, and ......"

"And?" Why are they all disgusting things, what is a hundred-legged female centipede, how can a centipede be divided into male and female? Pingle saw Jing Diyi's evil smile, "You tease me!"

Jing Diyi laughed and said, "It's not bad, I can tell that I'm teasing you, and I've grown." ”

Pingle turned purple, she would actually believe Jing Diyi's words, she really broke her brain stupidly when she fell just now, Pingle snorted heavily, and didn't want to wait for medicine, so she jumped away on one foot.

Feng Mi didn't see Pingle when he first came back, so Jing Diyi was drinking tea with the teacup he had just used, "What about Pingle?"

Jing Diyi said, "Jumped away." ”

Feng Michu gave her the jade ointment, "I'll come back later tonight, Miss doesn't have to wait for me." ”

Jing Diyi said, "Then Lu Pingzhao saved the silver in Qianzhuang with a fake name, Brother Feng said that the rest of the Lu family knows? If you know how not to scatter the silver, the danger of dispersion will be smaller, isn't it? If you don't know, then how does Brother Feng know?"