If you want to say what job is the most enviable in these years, it is to eat iron rice bowls.

Of course, the iron rice bowl is also divided into grades, and it will change with the times, for example, the original workers and big brothers, now there are many people who feel that their lives are not very good, and the factory is reforming every day, but there are fewer and fewer people who change and live. Fools know that if you don't work, who will pay you?

Lao Chang is such an old worker who has not had a good life, this old man has three or four years left before retirement, but at this time the factory is going to be laid off, he learned from the grapevine that he is ironclad on the 'blacklist' this time.

The reason is also very simple, it is said that the new leader is now disgusted with the old man's 'strange words' - at that time, the old factory often had this situation, the old workers felt that they were the masters of the factory, and felt that they had the right to speak in the big and small things in the factory.

Of course, some of these people are really worried about the development of the factory, and there are also those who are not very good at that technology.

Lao Chang is the former, he is an old technician in the printing factory, and recently the factory has been renovated in the name of beauty, and some people have been laid off, and some young people have to be recruited, saying that they want to import fresh blood.

In fact, he didn't care about being laid off except emotionally. He was absolutely not worried about life, when the news of the layoff first came out, a paper mill from other places contacted him early, and he felt that the boss was here to play with him, and other treatments made him even feel that he was going to enter communism in advance.

He is not satisfied with the fact that the efficiency of the factory is really not very good now, saying that it is to replenish fresh blood, in fact, the number of newcomers entering the factory is tens of thousands of dollars, and the academic qualifications are not considered, isn't this nonsense?

As soon as he was in a bad mood, he had a habit of strolling outside with his hands behind his back, and it seemed that the pedestrians who came and went - there was food in their hands and they were not panicked, and some people felt that they had mastered the laid-off quota that everyone called the 'blacklist', and they had the power of life and death for others, which was absolutely nonsense for people like ordinary people.

What's the big deal, it's a big deal to try the boss who nods his head when he speaks, and doesn't look like a boss no matter how he looks at it. Anyway, he is a poor worker, and apart from this little skill in his hand, there is nothing else worth being deceived by others.

Although I think so, I feel really uncomfortable, in the final analysis, I am unwilling to leave the factory behind me that seems to be a little decayed, even if the salary is getting less and less.

The whole body was full of unpleasantness, as if it was frozen in wet clothes. Even the warm sun in the sky couldn't bask the ice in his heart. So he walked and walked, and as soon as he raised his eyes and looked to the side of the road, he couldn't stand still.

Then he shouted at the traffic policeman on duty at the intersection: "I said comrade, are you drinking? Is there such a thing as you? You still drink at work, not to mention that you are still on duty, this is a violation of discipline." ”

This is one of the reasons why Lao Chang is on the 'blacklist', this old man wants to say a few words when he sees anything he is not used to. The more bad the mood, the more he said—he knew that, or he wouldn't be in a bad mood and just walk outside. It's better to talk about the people and things outside than to offend people in the factory.

The traffic policeman on duty was stunned for a moment, and quickly explained: "Uncle, last night on the fifteenth, everyone worked overtime overnight. Originally, I was resting today, and a friend came to drink at noon, but I didn't expect that one of our colleagues had an accident, and it was really tight that I was asked to come over to work temporarily. ”

"That's not going to work either. "I always open my mouth and come. "Don't think I don't know your discipline, and even if you don't, you can't do that. How can anyone drink at work, you should quickly find someone to come over, otherwise I will call the evening newspaper hotline. ”

When the little traffic policeman heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood: "Uncle, I really didn't drink too much, it's just that I'm born with wine and blush, and it smells like this for a while." There was really no one on the team today...... If I lie to you, I'll be your grandson, okay?"

"No, don't give me a flamboyant tongue. "It's always the right word.

This is the second reason why Lao Chang was on the 'blacklist', he not only said strange things, but also admitted death. Who do you say is a leader and likes to have this kind of person under his command? As for his excellent skills, what is the use, anyway, there is no work in the factory, and no matter how good the technology is, he will not be able to use it.

The little traffic policeman really can't meet such a person, he really violates discipline. However, this violation of discipline was known to the leaders, and there were really special circumstances, and they made sure that he didn't drink too much and didn't affect his normal duty before he was allowed to come.

We all know that fireworks are set off on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, but this day is also the most tense time for the city's police force.

The fireworks flying in the sky are still dry seasons, and if you are not careful, it may turn into a disaster. Over the years, there have been many incidents because of fireworks, but festivals are festivals, and they are our traditions, and they can't even be festivals because of accidents, right?

The little traffic police is indeed a little wronged, listening to him speak clearly, it really doesn't look like he drank too much, but it is estimated that he said it himself, he was born red-faced, obviously he didn't drink much, and he looked like he was going to drip blood out of his blushing face.

In fact, the place where he works is a remote highway not far from the printing house. Usually there are not many people on this road, and generally no people on duty are arranged, which is just after the festival, so it is arranged - there are not many vehicles passing on this road, and the small traffic police are standing and furnishings. If it weren't for the fact that there was no emergency nearby, the police officers could not arrive in time, and there would be no need for people to come here on duty.

Lao Chang didn't see anything well today, and this little traffic policeman was a little younger, and he spoke with a little 'flamboyant tongue', which made him even more disliked.

The two of them were talking here, and there were passers-by nearby who saw them and came over.

Some people don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and there are also those who come over to participate in the comments. There are few cars on the road, there are few pedestrians, this is on the edge of the city, and there is a village outside. Most of the people who passed by were not at work, and they had just finished the festival and were very idle. Not long after, there was already a group of children on the outskirts of the crowd, and they started to play games.

You can't say anything about it, you say he drank alcohol, and he said he was excusable. Yesterday, in order to have a good holiday for everyone, I was on duty until the early hours of the morning, and I slept until noon and woke up with guests, all of whom were young people, and it was normal to drink two sips of wine, not to mention that I didn't drink too much.

It is precisely because it cannot be said that it is worth discussing. The people who came around to participate in the opinions quickly split into two sides, one side supported Lao Chang - which made him even more motivated, look, there are so many people who support me.

The other party is naturally the little traffic police, who just slept for a while in the morning, and the fatigue on his body is not invisible. It's not easy for young people to work so hard just now, and everyone should understand it.

Take the things that can't be said, the result is arguments and arguments, and there is no result after all.

Of course, Lao Chang will not really call any hotline, to say that it is not good, he is purely unhappy and idle, and wants to find something to vent his unhappiness - or to say that people are the most complicated, take Lao Chang as an example, he can let other bosses find such good conditions, and the technology must not be said. But in terms of being a person, especially in certain things, this is ...... I don't have to say it.

There are more and more people, and even relatives and friends who have only met in the New Year have met here again, and they have simply pulled up the family routine - everyone is discussing this matter, and they don't think it's a big problem. To put it simply, it is not busy after the New Year, and there are no cars on this road, so everyone comes to use this as entertainment to pass the time.

There is no anger, just after the New Year, everyone is in a good mood. And this situation is clear, it is an old man who admits his death, and he met an unlucky little traffic policeman, what is this!

"Why didn't you check the driver's license of that car just now? It's the Chinese New Year, maybe that person is just like you, he drank alcohol." "Why don't you say how this guy is on the 'blacklist', see how annoying the old guy is.

People drove by, didn't recruit anyone and didn't provoke anyone, and the car drove steadily, so he asked the traffic police to check - this has just passed the fifteenth day of the first month, in case people ...... Did you really drink?

Fortunately, this person really didn't drink, waiting for the car to leave, and was so 'strictly supervised' by Lao Chang, the little traffic police had an idea, and simply did the work of checking the car, and stopped it when he saw the car and felt that there might be a problem - at least this way he could listen to a few words of Lao Chang's pickiness.

It really happened that the next thing I stopped was a guy who was drinking and driving.

Originally, the little traffic police thought that he was doing his duty, and the old man should have nothing to say, but he didn't expect that next, he heard Lao Chang's triumphant voice: "Look, look! I said, you can't do that at all just now, only in this way can you not let go of a lawbreaker." ”

The crowd behind him burst into laughter, all of them thinking it was funny.

The only thing I found this boring was the middle-aged man who was driving. He kind of understood, no wonder there is a small traffic police here, there will be so many people to watch the excitement - this driver also deserves it, he saw a small traffic police behind so many people pointing and pointing, and thought there was something, deliberately drove the car here to get closer to see, but I didn't expect to see myself 'in'.

After understanding, he looked at Lao Chang as if he were an enemy, but unfortunately Lao Chang was proud and ignored his dissatisfied gaze.

"Hurry up, hurry up, another big car. Didn't this big car let him into the city? He sneaked in at noon, and you quickly stopped him. The depressed little traffic policeman and the middle-aged driver heard Chang's nasty voice again. "Look at it, the baffle on this car is so high, maybe the car is filled with contraband......"

The little traffic policeman was helpless, and ran to the opposite side and reached out to stop the big car. It's not because of the usual contraband or anything, but because the city doesn't allow such large trucks during the day. Unless there are special circumstances, so he has to ask, if he doesn't ask, it's a small dereliction of duty, and the old man in the back doesn't know what to say!

The car stopped across the road, and the little traffic policeman ran over, and the driver didn't wait for him to ask and said, "Comrade, I'm not violating the rules." I pulled a tiger for the zoo, and the people in the car behind me brought something to prove, and they said that they could let me drive the car directly in. ”

The one sitting in the car was Yan Fei who was sitting with Xu Xiaoyan Qingqing and me, and it was naturally Xiao Qin from the zoo who was driving.

Xiao Qin was still asking Yan Fei: "Boss Yan, is this really okay? After a while, there are many people and cars in the city, this tiger won't be alarmed and jump out, right?"

Yan Fei was quietly holding Xu Xiaoyan's hand, and said nonchalantly when he heard the words: "You have asked hundreds of times, and I said that it will be okay." ”

No wonder Xiao Qin is worried, Yan Fei's tiger is too big, and it is difficult to turn around when he gets into this big car that is two meters three or four wide. Originally, Yan Fei wanted to find a place to tie the tiger, but he didn't tie it at all—anyway, it was a high-bar cart pulling grain, and if the tiger was inside, outsiders wouldn't be able to see it. Besides, he is following behind, and he is not afraid of problems.

But Xiao Qin was not at ease, he could see that after Yan Fei had just dispersed the tiger called the big tiger, this guy's jubilation, and he didn't think that the high bar on the car could stop this big guy at all.

The tiger in the zoo, who is weak every day, tore open the fine barbed wire with one paw and injured people, although the barbed wire was a little rusty, but it was scary enough, not to mention this big guy who looked extremely fierce.

As he was talking, he saw that the big car in front of him was stopped by the traffic police, so Xiao Qin hurriedly drove the car over, took out the zoo's certification documents, and showed it to the little traffic police.

The certificate must be no problem, the little traffic police looked at the documents, and waved their hands to let them go.

But the old man on the other side felt that there was a problem again, and trotted over and shouted: "We all know that big cars are not allowed to enter the market, is it not that the leader who drives the small car is ready to violate the regulations?

When he said this, Yan Fei and the others couldn't laugh or cry. Among the few people, Xiao Qin works in the zoo, and there is a newcomer, what kind of leader is it?

The little traffic policeman turned around and explained a few words to the old man, but the old man didn't listen: "Anyway, you only allow the state officials to prevent fire, and the people are not allowed to light the lamp." Even if this car can enter the market under special circumstances, you have to check the contents on it, right?"

Behind Lao Chang was a group of idlers, there were no cars on the road, and they also came over to watch the excitement. What he said was quite able to arouse everyone's emotions, and suddenly although no one spoke to these people in the back, their eyes began to reveal suspicion.

Xiao Qin hurriedly came up and explained: "Uncle, we are really not leaders, the things from the zoo pulled by this car, under special circumstances, and the traffic police have applied to enter the city." ”

In fact, it's just a matter of saying hello, now it is said that big cars are not allowed, in fact, this rule is not too strict, and there are not many cars in the city now, and there is no problem at all to occasionally enter a big car - as long as it is not the kind that pulls coal and does not use tarpaulin cover.

"What if you are pulling your own private goods in the name of the zoo?" "Maybe it's contraband! People are very bold nowadays, I used to read the newspapers, and some of them secretly caught wild animals and transported them in fake military vehicles! I remember very clearly, there were tigers on the trucks, and there were several of them!"

Oh......

Yan Fei and Xiao Qin, including Xu Xiaoyan in the car, were a little crying and laughing.

This old man is really god, Xiao Qin and the traffic police were afraid of scaring people, so they didn't tell them that it was a tiger pulling in the car.

And this tiger, if there is no second case in Wancheng City that captures the use of fake military vehicles to transport wild animals, then it is one of the 'several' that the old man said.

Seeing that there were still some people on the other side of the road who were going to come over, the little traffic police were a little anxious - he was in a hurry, and someone was happy, and the middle-aged man who was drinking and driving over there saw that the situation was very good, and immediately took the opportunity to sneak into the car and drive away, if he could guarantee that he would not be bumped into next time, this catastrophe would be avoided.

In the eyes of the small traffic police, it turns out that these people are nothing to see the excitement, and there are few cars at this intersection, so they should be supervising their own law enforcement - after all, it is also wrong for them to drink, and it cannot be said that they are interfering with their normal work.

But now that there is a tiger in the car, if something happens, I can't afford to take this responsibility.

Yan Fei was very strange, and asked Lao Chang: "Who are you? Are you also a traffic policeman? You don't even wear a uniform for law enforcement, this is still a drinker." You're smearing the faces of our Wancheng traffic police, aren't you?"

The old man's neck stiffened: "I am an enthusiastic crowd, this little comrade has drunk, I am afraid that he will not be able to work seriously, so I specially came to supervise him." These folks in the back too, what's wrong?"

Yan Fei was speechless: "Not much." The fake military vehicle you said pulled the tiger was caught by me. I used to feed all the tigers, but now I'm bringing one and matching the tigress at the zoo. Now do you understand? Don't stand in front of our car, let's go!"

"Hey!" "Is it such a coincidence? I'll just say that this is a hero who catches poachers? You're more zealous than us zealous people, aren't you?"

When the people in the back heard this, many of them immediately laughed, obviously thinking that this 'coincidence' was very funny.

Yan Fei didn't smile: "You are just an enthusiastic crowd, it's not your turn to enforce the law, hurry up, I have to go back before the evening!"

"Don't you know that everyone has the right and obligation to stop illegal and criminal acts?" Lao Chang sneered. "The big guys live on the side of the road, and I've seen a lot of cars coming and going, but I've never seen a tiger pulling. If you don't let us check it, it's ......"

The little traffic policeman was anxious: "Old man, you just said me, that is my fault first, and I have to listen to what I say." But now you're a little unreasonable, it's really a tiger in the car, and people are carrying documents. Besides, in broad daylight, you've seen people like them who break the law, right? It's not that you won't be allowed to check, it's dangerous......

Lao Chang also knew that he was a little unreasonable at this time, but now there is a group of people standing behind him to watch the excitement, and he still loves face, so it is a little difficult to ride a tiger. I always feel that if I don't check it, I will lose face.

But Yan Fei was still sneering and said to the traffic police: "You tell him how useless it is, let him get in the car and see." I'll say it first, the tiger in the car is not tethered, if you are scared out of the problem, pay for the doctor yourself, don't lie to me!"

If you are in a hurry, then there is no good word.

As soon as Yan Fei said this, Lao Chang replied neatly: "Don't worry, old man, I have lived for decades, and I have never done the skinless and faceless thing you said." Everyone is watching, I have to get in the car to watch, and I will never let you care if something goes wrong. ”

A group of spectators choked up when they saw them talking, and then someone came out to persuade them: "Old man, forget it! People are really in the office, so let's not get involved." It's not interesting to be more energetic. Let them go!"

It's not right to delay the business, but everyone still understands a lot of reason.

But the old man couldn't do it, and when it came to this, people also promised to go up and see it. If you don't look at it, doesn't it seem that you don't have the guts?

Xiao Qin and the young little traffic policeman were also panicked, one pulled Yan Fei to prevent him from saying more, and the other pulled Lao Chang to persuade: "Old man, all the mistakes are my fault, and I shouldn't drink today." But this is really a business for people, so let's not delay other people's time, if you want to see it, can you go to the zoo to see it later?"

In fact, there are still some people who don't believe Yan Fei and his party, but even if most people don't believe it, they won't say anything, after all, it's not illegal for people to do it, and it may be inconvenient to say what they pull.

But there are always a small number of people, who are the kind of people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and they are muttering in a low voice: "Is it so coincidental? The old man said that it was a tiger, and these young people also said that it was a tiger, and it was necessary to lie about anything that could not be said, so was it necessary to lie like this? I support the old man to see the ......?"

Although some people persuaded Lao Chang to stop fighting, but the majority of people who don't believe it, it is inevitable that there will be curious people who want Lao Chang to really go up and take a look - who has ever seen a car on the road, as soon as you ask what goods are pulled, people say that it is a tiger, you believe it?

Lao Chang got the support of these people, it was really more energetic, and he spoke more and more confidently, and said loudly to the little traffic policeman who was pulling him: "Look at it, everyone also wants to show it, and they themselves agree, why are you pulling me? I'm not drinking and driving, and I haven't driven into people, can you control my walking?"

Taking advantage of the little traffic policeman's stunned efforts, he climbed neatly towards the big car - in the end, it is for the sake of a well-off society, the old workers who have worked hard all their lives, this skill is really not blown. You must know that this is a big car, or a high bar, and generally old people like him who have reached retirement age want to climb up, but ordinary people really can't.

Xiao Qin saw that Lao Chang began to climb up, he was so frightened that he was about to pull people, but he didn't move as soon as he took a step, and when he turned his head, he saw Yan Fei stretching out his hand and pulling himself with a smile: "Don't worry, you've seen how well-behaved Huda is." Besides, he doesn't even like beef frozen, do you think it's going to be interested in this old man?"

"You let go of me!" Xiao Qin worked harder, struggling to pull the old man, but with that bit of strength, can he call it strength in front of Yan Fei? In the end, he had to scream in a hurry. "Uncle, don't go up, it's really a tiger, I won't lie to you!"

Lao Chang had already climbed halfway, and when he heard that his body was vertical, he reached the highest place, and then turned around and sneered condescendingly: "I still don't believe it, your tiger is so honest, there is not even a little movement in the car, this is a tiger specimen, right?"

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a huge tiger head.

Most people may not be able to imagine how big the tiger's head is, but everyone should have seen the lion dance. This tiger's big head is not much smaller than the lion head made of the lion dancer.

Lao Chang turned his head and saw the tiger head, but he didn't react for a while.

He didn't see the group of people standing on the road behind him who were so frightened that they didn't even dare to breathe, and naturally he couldn't see the frightened eyes of everyone.

Just under the horrified gaze of a group of people, he made an unimaginable action: he reached out and touched the tiger's head.

He muttered as he touched it, "I'll just say it's fake, right? This must be a specimen, right? Who has ever seen such a big tiger? Hehe, I've never seen anything in my old man, right? Huh...... Why is it so hot to the touch? Look at this ear, this mouth, it looks like the real thing...... Also gasping for air...... Damn......"

"Save people!" The little traffic policeman reacted the fastest, and he didn't care that there was a tiger on his head, and he caught the old man who fell from above with a single step.

Originally, Yan Fei wanted to do it, but when he saw this, he simply stood still. Xiao Qin was very anxious, ran up with the traffic police to help the old man lie down, and then shouted loudly: "Uncle, uncle, are you okay......?

At this moment, Huda, who was finally not obscured from his vision, finally saw Yan Fei and immediately became excited.

"Whew......"

With a low roar, the people around were reminded by the roar, and finally reacted, so frightened that they ran away: "Mom, run......"

"I can't run, second brother, hurry up and pull me......"

"Hurry up, hurry up, such a big tiger, eat people without spitting out bones......"

That mess on the road!

Xiao Qin and the traffic police were helping the old man to shout, Yan Fei saw this situation, so he shouted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this tiger doesn't bite, it's its own family, and it's the same as the family dog, and it's very obedient." Tiger big, hurry down and ......"

The panicked crowd dispersed, but fortunately, Yan Fei's voice was loud enough for everyone to hear - there were two cars passing by to watch the excitement, and they all began to speed up and escape.

Until Yan Fei shouted a few times, many people still ran a few more steps before looking back. Seeing that there was really nothing going on, I dared to stop.

Xiao Qin saw that the old man didn't move, and finally remembered to notify the hospital quickly, and shouted at Yan Fei, who was the only one with a mobile phone: "Boss Yan, you hurry up and call for an ambulance!"

But Lao Chang, who was supported by them, was yelled at by the tiger, but he sobered up a lot, and muttered to himself: "It's really a tiger, it's a real tiger...... Hey, I've got a tiger...... I'm still alive after touching the tiger's head, hehe......"

The little traffic policeman was really frightened when he saw him like this, and stretched out two fingers and dangled in front of his eyes: "Uncle, be sober, don't scare me." Wake up, come, what do you think of me?"

He thought the old man was confused!

Lao Chang slapped his hand away: "I'm fine, I'm really fine!"

In fact, I was trembling all over, but it didn't scare anything wrong.

After a long commotion, the onlookers were terrified and never approached the car again.

Such a big tiger, how scary!

Maybe you can jump out with a jump, and then everyone won't be able to run if they want to—there may be people who can outrun tigers, but definitely not among this group of people watching the excitement.

Lao Chang, who said that he was fine, stood up for a long time, and everyone knew at a glance that although the old man was smiling, his walking legs were fluttering. But no one said much, to be able to stand up with such a 'close contact' with the tiger, everyone has to say a word of obedience, I didn't see that someone was so scared just now that he couldn't run!

Living on the side of the road all day long, watching a car accident from time to time, watching a lively people, only then did I know that watching the excitement is also risky, and it is not small. Because if you are not careful, the big car parked next to you may be filled with a live tiger.

After a lot of delays, Lao Chang completely stabilized his mind. He didn't want to stay here any longer, smiled and said hello to the group of people he didn't know, and walked towards the factory with all his body fluttering—still the same sentence, if you are scared to walk by yourself, you have to say a word. How normal it is to walk and flutter, fluttering like a fairy!

It is said that he went to work in the new factory later, and after working for a long time, his colleagues and leaders were satisfied, and the boss repeatedly raised his salary.

Because this person is not only skilled, but also very responsible. I never look at what I shouldn't see, I don't care about what I shouldn't care about, I don't care about what I shouldn't say, and I don't even say half a word to death - people give the nickname "Master Chang who never does much".

In particular, some people inquired about why Lao Chang was laid off, and they complained about Lao Chang.

It's really unpleasant to say. It turns out that what kind of broken factory is that who often goes to work, and will bully honest people. People like Master Chang actually dismissed him with nonsense reasons such as 'spreading improper remarks many times' and 'being nosy', no wonder the factory is going to close down!

They deserve to go out of business!

Of course, that's all later, watching Lao Chang leave flutteringly at this moment, the traffic policeman on duty, as well as Comrade Xiao Qin, were very relieved.

It's scary, it's not that the tiger is scary, to them, this old man is scary than a tiger.

In case something really happens to this old man, Xiao Qin, the person who is responsible for pulling the tiger, and this little traffic policeman who didn't stop the deterioration of the situation in time and let the situation develop, really can't eat and walks around.

Fortunately, it's a blessing.

In the midst of the bewildered, curious, and complicated eyes of the onlookers on both sides of the road, the big trucks and cars finally started up again and began to move slowly towards the zoo.