"Needless to say, he is afraid that he will be arrested by you and locked up for ten and five years, so he is ready to pretend to be stupid and stunned. Zhang Haoran smiled, glanced playfully, and pulled his pants, like a puddle of mud Hou San.

Of course.

He knew that the situation in front of Hou San was not pretending to be stupid, but he was really frightened, frightened by the momentum he had just had, and accidentally became like this.

"This bastard actually used all his cleverness in this situation. Zhao Mengyue glared at her viciously, like a puddle of mud, Hou San was afraid that Hou San would be soiled by Hou San, who had pulled his pants, so she directly let go of her right hand and let Hou San fall to the ground softly.

Zhao Mengyue's face was bitter, and she didn't care if Hou San would take the opportunity to escape, so she said depressedly: "What should I do now?"

Although she is jealous and hateful, she is still a girl after all, and she still has the cleanliness habit that she should have, like Hou San, even if she pretends to be stupid and stunned, she still pulls her pants, and she doesn't dare to take Hou San back to the police station.

Who knows if Hou San, the bastard, will be frantic and rub the things he pulled out on her!

"Xiao Zhao, what's the situation!"

At this moment, a shout sounded, and a middle-aged man in uniform walked over after a while, Zhao Mengyue suddenly had a happy face, "Brother Liu, you can be regarded as here!"

Liu Dongwei was a little confused, "What's the matter, could it be that you have encountered something difficult?"

"Brother Liu, you are really a god!" Zhao Mengyue was ecstatic and handed over the dagger and the lady's sachet in her hand, seeing that Brother Liu subconsciously took it, she pointed to Hou San like a puddle of mud, "Brother Liu, this bastard forcibly robbed the lady's sachet, and everyone got the stolen goods, so I handed it over to Brother Liu and you took it back to the bureau." ”

While speaking, Zhao Mengyue didn't wait for Liu Dongwei to reply, and hurriedly caught up with the departing Zhang Haoran.

"Isn't it, Xiao Zhao, this is a great achievement, you just gave it to me?" Liu Dongwei looked at Zhao Mengyue's back happily leaving suspiciously, this didn't look like Zhao Mengyue's behavior at all.

Suddenly, an unbearable stench came, which made Liu Dongwei look along the stench, only to see that it came from the body of Hou San, who was lying on the ground like a puddle of mud.

Liu Dongwei glanced at Hou San seriously and smiled bitterly, "No wonder, I said how could I be so kind to give me the credit." ”

A student in the shop, looking at the backs of Zhang Haoran and Zhao Mengyue leaving one after another, also withdrew their gaze, and the pedestrians hiding on both sides of the street also continued to walk towards various destinations.

"Hahaha...... I recorded everything that just happened!" A young boy laughed and fiddled with his phone, and before long, a bunch of students gathered around what was happening on the street that they didn't see clearly.

"Brother, let us see the video, we know what's going on!"

"Yes, little brother!"

"Little brother, little brother, you just be a good person!"

The boy ignored the boy who spoke first, but looked at a girl with a delicate name happily, "Young ladies, since you want to see it, let you take a look." ”

As he spoke, the boy turned on the video, played the video he had just recorded, and put his phone in a suitable place so that the surrounding classmates could see it.

The main thing is to let the girls see it!

As the video appears, a man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks can be seen fleeing in disarray, followed by a policewoman, and a teenager of a young grade appears in the middle of the street.

It is Hou San, Zhao Mengyue and Zhang Haoran!

"Ahh

A girl suddenly screamed, they just saw Hou San holding a sharp dagger and stabbing at Zhang Haoran, although they knew that Hou San flew out strangely, but they were still startled by the scene in the video.

"Wow!"

Not long after, a famous girl screamed again, they only saw, seeing the dagger stab, Zhang Haoran not only did not dodge, but also took a few steps forward and came to Hou San's side, and then raised his palm, which was a slap and threw it over.

"I'm grass!" At this moment, a boy shouted, "This is filming, someone can slap a outlaw and fly him out." ”

Until this time, they happened to see that in the video, Zhang Haoran, who raised his palm and slapped Hou San's face, was this slap that made Hou San's whole person fly upside down.

"Wow! little brother is so powerful!" a famous girl screamed, her eyes shining.

"Thank you for the compliment, thank you for the compliment......" The boy who contributed the mobile phone was triumphant, and before he finished speaking, his face was stunned, only to see that the screaming girl was talking about him, but the teenager in the video.

"Hahaha...... I'm going to be on fire, I'm going to be on fire!"

At this moment, as soon as the video ended, there was another loud shout, which attracted everyone's attention, and I saw a boy sitting at the door of the store holding a mobile phone, and suddenly smirked.

A boy next to him pushed the boy who couldn't stop smirking, and said depressedly: "I said, brother, you won't be crazy!"

"Get out, you're crazy!" The smirking boy glared at his companion angrily, "I tell you, you'd better be polite to me in the future, I'm going to be popular and become an Internet celebrity." If you dare to be polite to me, be careful that I expose your mess on the Internet, and wait for everyone to send you a blade. ”

"Just like you, your father doesn't love your mother's appearance, and you still want to be an Internet celebrity?" The boy next to him glanced at the boy who couldn't stop giggling, and sneered unceremoniously, "I think you want fire unless you put the video of you eating on the Internet, I think you want fire, it's impossible." ”

"You know a chicken!" The smirking boy glared at his sneering companion angrily, and slapped his phone on the table, "I just put the video on Douyin, in such a short period of time, a bunch of people replied to me, you say, do I want to be hot!"

"Aren't you, are you so scheming?" The sneering boy was startled, and quickly picked up the mobile phone that his smirking companion put on the table, just in time to see the steady stream of replies under the video, "There are really a bunch of people to reply to you." ”

"I'm grass, I'm so stupid, why didn't I think of uploading the video to Douyin?" The other boys who also took the video regretted it, especially the boy who contributed the mobile phone, and he couldn't wait to slap himself a few times.

The sneering boy suddenly seemed to think of something, and looked at the reply under the video seriously, "Wait...... Let me see how they reply to you. ”

"I said, little brother, are you Shi Lezhi, this kind of thing that doesn't even have Wumao stunts, are you embarrassed to put it on Douyin?"

"Wow, this policewoman is simply my goddess, by the way, the acting skills of the pretending thief are good, as for the last male protagonist, this is another facial paralysis. ”

"Slap people away?well, I'll kick them down, little brother, you might die, believe it or not?"

"With this kind of reply, you're embarrassed to say you're going to be on fire?" The sneering boy put down his phone, looked at his smirking companion strangely, and laughed, "You might as well go daydreaming." ”