"Come on, you have the ability to go first!"

"Why did I go up first, didn't you scream fiercely just now? Why didn't you go up first?"

The two of them took their places, but they started fighting again, although they were ready to fight, but neither of them had the intention of making the first move.

I probably know that there are provisions in the law of China, and if you strike first, you must be responsible first.

"What are you doing? Didn't you scream fiercely just now, and you want to tear my face? What are you doing now, cowardly? Are you only barking as a dog? Don't have any real skills? Don't dare to do it, don't be scary, if you encounter a ruthless person, you don't know if you kill it directly, and when the time comes, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”

"You can take care of it, how old are you? Don't you only know that you are over there, do you dare to hit me first? Come on! Come and try me, see that I don't kill you thing, indiscriminately scolding people, you have this kind of upbringing? Is your whole family like this? Hehe? I'm sorry, I forgot that your whole family is from a slum, you haven't read, you definitely don't have any upbringing, and you will only learn to bark dogs in this life. ”

"You have a face? If you have the ability, you can move me first? Don't just shoot the cannon there, what's the use? It's not just that you know bb, there is a kind of come and move me, I hit your parents until they don't recognize you, I promise to make you look like a pig's head, oh, no, it's even uglier than a pig's head, you look like a pig, it's just an insult to a pig, now pork is so expensive, you can't even be as good as a pig." ”

"Damn, don't clean up the useless, you cow, you just come over and exercise, I'll give it a try." ”

"I called it first, do you dare to come and move me?"

......

The two began to quarrel again, but neither dared to make a move.

"You two, don't just stop practicing! if you want to fight, hurry up, we're in a hurry to find a beer bottle, and then go and play Truth or Dare with the landlord and win the rent reduction." Girl No. 3 couldn't stand it anymore, so she said that she hoped that these two guys would fight quickly, instead of constantly discing on the scene, which was too embarrassing.

"Yes, you guys just hurry up, if you want to do it or not, it's too appetizing, it's not happy at all, it's not a little decisive and calm that girls should have, it's boring, if you want to fight or not, it's noisy, if you don't fight, it's scattered, don't affect the cityscape here, blind my eyes!"

Chen Xuan'er couldn't see it anymore and spoke out.

"Shut up! When will it be your turn to talk here? You can do it, you go up, if you can't do it, don't bb, wait for us to brew it for a while, can this kind of thing be done casually? I haven't seen martial arts, I will show my flaws first, you will lose, you are stupid, I am not stupid with you. ”

"Yo, like, I still know these skills, it seems that there is no shortage of fights!"

"That's of course, otherwise I dare to pretend to be this big head? I am not sure to kill you, how dare I make a move, if I don't make a move, it will be enough, and once I make a move, I will definitely be shocked and cry. ”

"Hehe! If you don't brag about it, will you die? You have to be so good, why don't you go to cultivate immortals?

Wait, you all listen to me first, I just looked up on my mobile phone, and there is no one of you who will show flaws or anything if you strike first, but there is a method of first having a hand to be strong, and then a hand to suffer!"

Girl No. 3, Dasheng reminded.

"What? Is yours real? Is it true that all TV series are deceptions?" asked Qin Lili loudly.

Of course it's true, don't believe it, the No. 3 girl is on, and she also holds up her mobile phone, lights up the screen, and deliberately adjusts the font very much, so that they can see it clearly and clearly, and it must not be missed.

"That's true. ”

"Ahem! What do you know about you like a bird? You still watch a lot of martial arts, and you're a nerd, right? ”

"You have the ability, you know? Then why didn't you just now? Now that someone else checks their phone, you will only be hindsighted, are you sick?"

"Are you sick, looking for a fight?" Chen Xuanxuan suddenly made a move, punching Qin Lili in the corner of her right eye, hitting half a dark circle under her eyes.

"I'm going to Nima's one, I'm really fighting, my mother will blow your mouth. ”

The time was slow, the time was fast, and Qin Lili also punched Chen Xuanxuan in the face fiercely, making Chen Xuanxuan's mouth crooked.

"Cheap thing, dare to hit me, the old lady will kick you to death. ”

Chen Xuanxuan kicked Qin Lili back two steps, and Qin Lili retreated violently and fell heavily on Lin.

"Damn, dare to kick me, look at the whirlwind feet of the old lady. ”

Qin Lili was on the ground, and with a sweep of her right foot, she also swept Chen Xuanxuan to the ground.

"yes, that's it, kill him!"

The No. 3 girl was on the side, watching very energetically, and desperately cheering for Qin Lili.

"Sister, you have to give it up, don't lose to him, that cheap thing!

Chen Xuan'er was also not to be outdone, and cheered for her sister on the side.

But Qin Lili and Chen Xuan'er suddenly felt right.

"What the hell is this, we're desperate, he's watching the show? ”

"No, we can't let them be so cool, we have to pull them into the water, we have to fight together, we can't let them just watch the show, it's too much of a loss. ”

"yes, pull them into the water!"

The two of them made up their minds and rolled towards Chen Xuan'er and Girl No. 3 respectively at the same time.

Chen Xuanxuan rolled to his sister Chen Xuan'er, and Qin Lili rolled to the feet of the No. 3 girl, and the two had a tacit understanding, knocking the two down at the same time.

In a panic, Chen Xuan'er asked angrily, "Sister, what are you doing here?"

"What else can we do? We're desperate, you're watching the show, it's so upset. So pull you guy into the water and do it together, that's fun, hehe!"

"Sister, are you really your own child?" Chen Xuan'er asked an international question.

"Surely! Otherwise, how could I think of you for all good things? Even the fight is prepared for you, it's interesting enough. ”

"I'll go, sister, you're a cheater, I don't dare, don't be like this, I'll tell my parents when I go back, and then you can wait for the scolding." ”

"In the future, let's talk about it later, let's get back today's face first. ”

"No, I'm not going to mess with you. ”

"Huh, huh?"

Chen Xuanxuan no longer paid attention to Chen Xuan'er, but shouted at Qin Lili, "My sister will commit it if she refuses, it's up to you." ”

Qin Lili also responded loudly, "The situation is similar here, I'd rather die than mess with us." ”

"Then we will divide the labor, my sister will be handed over to you, and the guy over there will be handed over to me. ”

“ok！”

Reaching an agreement, Qin Lili began to pounce on Chen Xuan'er.

Chen Xuanxuan pounced on the No. 3 girl.

After a while, Chen Xuan'er scolded loudly, "You stinky thing, dare to beat me, see if I don't kill you." ”

At the same time, the No. 3 girl also scolded: "If you hit someone, you will hit someone, if you dare to slap your face, you will die." ”