Chapter 453 "Uninhabited Island"

Liang Huili rolled her eyes: "It's the same thing as the arapaima of your mahogany statue, can you buy it the same as the one you won?"

Lin Zhao said: "That's it, if Wei Wei is here, then we will go!"

Li Junge rolled his eyes: "You can tell the truth, just like your skinny monkey, I have to take care of you! The tropical rainforest is so good? Mosquitoes and ants bite you to death!"

Lin Zhao said: "Isn't there no mosquitoes on the beach? When the time comes, the sea breeze blows on ......the beach, drinks coconut water, and swims in the sea when you have nothing to do, and it is so beautiful to think about it."

Li Junge laughed angrily: "Do you think that the desert island is a resort? It's so beautiful, can you guarantee that the sun will be shining every day for fifty days? And you don't live in the house at night, and you can try to blow it outside for three nights in a row?"

Wu Zhiqiu said: "Piwa, I really think it's okay, let foreigners see our Chinese's skills! Last year, you guarded wild boars in the cornfield, didn't you know how to build a shed? Just build a shed on the island and live for fifty days, it's not difficult for you, right?"

Li Junge said: "You are fooling! Guarding the wild boar is not worried about eating and drinking, who knows if there is food on the desert island?"

Lin Zhao said: "Isn't it your job to catch fish and touch shrimp?

Li Junge said: "Eat dried fish for fifty days in a row? Brother is now a person who is hundreds of thousands of people every minute, and he is guilty of that crime? Besides, I am not familiar with the number of roads in the sea, and you will be responsible for the Ayin who is hungry for me when the time comes?...... Huh, Ayin, why don't you speak?"

Ayin blushed and said to Li Junge: "Erpi...... I, too, thought we could try...... It's a big deal, if you can't stick to it, you will quit......"

Li Junge turned his head and said to his Thai sister with a righteous face: "Sister, where is the pen? Let's sign up! You have the right education, you can't let the Japanese represent us yellow people!"

was so angry that Liang Huili, Wu Zhiqiu, and Lin Zhao gritted their teeth, and a few of them said that their saliva was dry, and they couldn't withstand Ayin's words. It's embarrassing to sarcastically mock people, "Poor Zhu Jinyu Xiangxue, not as clear as the pond is true." ”

Your turtle is no better than that Tang Xuanzong!

The Thai sister was very happy and ran to find the host.

After a while, the host came to the stage: "Hello everyone, after discussion by the organizing committee, we have selected eight groups of contestants from the majority of applicants, and now we invite them to appear one by one." ”

"Group 1, Russia, Titova, Chersky!"

"Group 2, Team England, Isabela, Charlton!"

……

Next are France, the United States, Australia, Argentina, South Africa.

At the end of the registration, he said: "Group 8, Team China, Ingris, Jungle!"

The surrounding crowd was coaxing, and every team announced that it was a burst of cheers, and when it was the turn of the Chinese team, it was called a huge momentum.

No way, who said that there are the most Chinese tourists now?

The host continued: "Now, eight teams are invited to the stage!"

Liang Huili was so happy that she clapped her hands again and again: "Erpi, Ayin, look at you, don't worry, I'll go back to show you at home, and behave well!!"

The eight teams took the stage in turn, and as soon as Ayin and Li Junge appeared, there was a sensation below.

"Wow!

"yes, yes, look at that figure, that face, that hair, oh, where can I see this show......?

"I'm going to go, I knew that I was partnering with this beauty, and I would go to the sea of swords and fires......"

"If people know you, you can ......"

"Ouch, such a girl is not easy to serve, right? I'm afraid this guy will be a cow and a horse again in the past fifty days......"

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Not to mention the following discussions, the host began to interview teams from various countries, and the most interesting thing for everyone is, of course, their relationship.

Some say it's husband and wife, some say it's brother and sister, and some say it's lovers......

It was Li Junge's turn, and the host asked with a smile, "Jungle, can you tell us what your relationship is with this beautiful girl?"

Li Junge said solemnly: "Ah, she is my superior leader!"

The host was stupid, and the Chinese in the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha...... Look at the host's expression!hahaha, Lao Tzu laughed out of tears......"

"This kid is full of firewood, right? It can't be his leader, right? I look like a little couple......"

"There's nothing wrong with this, isn't my wife the leader of the family?"

"Brother, you accidentally exposed your family status......"

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Fortunately, Li Junge followed up and explained: "She is the head of our village, and I am a villager, so she is my leader, but we are also boyfriend and girlfriend." ”

The host breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then your profession is a farmer?"

Li Junge said: "This is a bit complicated to say, our country is in the midst of great changes, and it is difficult to define this identity, for example, peasants who have gone out to work for decades, are they counted as peasants or city dwellers? For example, urban people who go back to the countryside to contract land and forests, should they be counted as peasants or city dwellers...... What do you think?"

The host is dizzy, why am I interviewing you or are you interviewing me?

The audience was dizzy, this kid is too difficult to do, the burden is thrown to the host, and the host can't hold it!

Fortunately, the host was clever and turned his head to interview Ayin: "Ingris, listen to Jungle's introduction and say that you are the village chief?"

Ayin smiled and said, "Yes, I work as an administrative worker in the village. ”

The host said, "You and Jungle both have good English skills, you are both highly educated?"

Ayin smiled: "Now in China, there are more and more people with higher education, and Jungle and I both returned to the village after graduating from university. ”

The host said politely: "I really envy Jungle for their village, which can have such a beautiful person as you." ”

Ayin smiled decently: "Thank you, the girls in your country are also beautiful." ”

This was applauded unanimously by the Chinese and Thais who were watching around.

The host returned to the stage and said to the audience: "Now I announce that the large-scale tourism public welfare activity, "Uninhabited Island" is the beginning, now, please the men in the participating team to retreat to the back of the stage, please stay." ”

Li Junge and the boys retreated into the background, leaving only Ayin and a few girls.

The contestants are between 20 and 30 years old, so they are not very old, and everyone shakes hands and greets.

The host said: "Considering the limited survivability of the participants, the organizing committee agreed that the female players of each group of participating teams should choose a tool for their team, and the staff should be asked to carry the toolbox up." ”

After a while, several girls were chosen.

The moderator visited them one by one.

"Titova, you chose a lighter, can you tell me why?"

"We have a cold climate in Russia, and we all know the importance of fire, so lighters are my first choice!"

"Isabella, you chose the line and hook for the British team, and it seems that you are more interested in food?"

"Yes, my husband Charlton is a fishing fan, and I believe that with these two things, we won't go hungry. ”

"Sophie, what did you choose?"

"I chose!"

"Uh...... This one...... Can you tell me why? Are you still ...... on a desert island?"

"It's super elastic, it's waterproof, it's a slingshot, it's a tourniquet, it's a water bladder, but well, hee-hee, these are all excuses......"

"I see, okay you French are really romantic......"

"Scarlett, what did you choose for Team America?"

"I chose a short hunting knife, which can also be converted into a long spear if necessary, and I believe that with it, my brother will overcome all difficulties......"

"Laura......

"I chose a machete, the kind of ...... that Lara used in the Peruvian jungle in Tomb Raider"

"It seems that this film is also very popular in your Argentina, so what about Sally, what about you......"

"I also chose a machete for the Australian team, but this machete is wrapped around the handle with a paratrooper rope, so I actually got one more thing than Laura, rope!"

"Uh, you're such a smart girl! Tanya, what did you choose for South Africa?"

"I chose the harpoon because I have seen the natives use wood to make fires, so it is not difficult for us to drill wood for fire, and food is more important relatively speaking. ”

"You're going to drill wood for fire? Then you have an advantage, let's take a look at the Chinese team, hey, Ingris, you're holding a garden handsaw?"

Ayin smiled: "Yes, I think that when you go to a desert island, the first thing is to choose something that we can't make on a desert island, and the serration of this handsaw is something we can't finish on a desert island......"

"Wait, can you get machetes, hunting knives, harpoons, all those things from other teams on a desert island?"

"Well, I don't know what the desert island is like now, but I have the same idea as Sally, this saw is three fingers wide and curved, and the serration is on the inner arc...... Well, my idea is that if we polish the outer arc, we can get a machete, so that we have two tools......"

"Wow, you guys are really smart!Okay, now each team has chosen the tools, in order to ensure the fairness and justice of the game, each participating team will be provided by us uniformly, except for the costumes and the tools you have chosen, the rest of the things can not be taken away, now please go to the backstage to change clothes, set off immediately after the change, there will be someone to send you to their respective desert islands!"

There was a big uproar on and off the stage, and this was just a matter of doing what was said!

Li Junge was changing his clothes when he heard a neat Chinese dialect shouting outside: "Mesh, Bima, Mesh, Bima......"

Li Junge was confused when he heard this: "What the hell is Bima? Lao Tzu still wants to scold Mabi!"

However, the organizing committee urged him to change his clothes, and the organizing committee carefully checked it up and down to confirm that he didn't take anything away, and then handed him a set of clothes to change his clothes and let him out.

Ayin held a handsaw in his hand and looked at him excitedly.

Li Junge hugged her and said in her ear: "Ayin, thank you for your trust, no matter whether you can win the award or not, I will not let you suffer." ”

Ayin also hugged him: "It's okay, I just think it's fun, with you, it's okay to be bitter." ”

Li Junge smiled: "Then let's come on!"

Ah Yin nodded and said, "Hmm!