Chapter 17: The Liu Family with Two Pits
This is a mirror that must not be used in this life......
Ye Zheng secretly glanced at Teacher Liu, who was wearing light makeup, and thought about it, but in the end he didn't sacrifice the mirror of delusion to try the effect.
It's already December 4th, Monday night.
Ye Zheng took a night off from Yun Xiaolu to accept the results of Teacher Liu and Song Shuhang's cultivation at this stage.
Originally, he wanted to accept it after returning from the Ding Sword Sect yesterday, but what was waiting for him in Su City was a full set of physical examinations by Yun Xiaolu + Lin Yuanzhou, various laboratory tests, various scans, and various slices, and he didn't eat the scoop package, and confirmed that swallowing the humanoid black mist did not cause any problems, so he was let go home in the early hours of this morning.
After forcibly taking over Lin Yuanzhou's boss task more than half a month ago, Ye Zheng pretended to be the empowerment Dafa in martial arts, and directly lost to Teacher Liu and Song Shuhang's complete "Bursting Tooth Fang Qi Sutra".
The two of them are currently practicing the attached Qi Induction Fist Method, mobilizing the activity of various body parts, so as to produce a sense of qi and sense the existence of aura, but because both of them are F-level qualifications, they have been boxing for half a month, except for the increase in appetite, there is no other effect for the time being.
"Master, why didn't I find an ancient weapon like the Bursting Fangs on the Internet, what kind of pigs and strange things were searched? Song Shuhang asked.
Ye Zheng said calmly: "This weapon has been lost now, only this qigong book is left, and it is normal that you can't find it." ”
Ye is full of nonsense and all kinds of foolish words are at your fingertips.
Song Shuhang's face was "I see", and he was eager to try: "Then I'll start demonstrating it now?" I have recently gone to the park every day for morning exercises, and this set of boxing techniques has been perfected~"
The so-called acceptance of the results of cultivation is actually to let Teacher Liu and Song Shuhang demonstrate the boxing method, and use Ye Zheng's more realistic vision to see if there is any crooked practice.
"You wait first, do you understand the lady first?" Ye Zheng's face was not red and his heart was not beating, and he looked at Teacher Liu.
Teacher Liu boxing......
He had imagined this dreamlike scene countless times, and now the time had come, and his mind was full of appearance, and he was dripping with sweat.
For the first time in my life, I fully understood the word "can't wait".
However, another person who fully understood the "can't wait" jumped up: "Master, let Teacher Liu rest for a while, I'll come first!"
Song Shuhang's expression was full of desire, and before Ye Zheng could reply, he threw a punch and began to practice seriously.
Ye Zheng: "......"
Why did this bald head suddenly stop enlightening? I didn't even realize this kind of excellent timing, I really hope that Zhou Buyi can give him one-tenth of the ability to observe words and colors.
Ye Zheng clenched his fists, it was time for the unwell-behaved Song Shuhang to understand the truth of life.
"Run through your whole body, let go of your hands and feet, don't be soft, isn't it a man?" Song Shuhang had just made two moves with a set of qi induction boxing, and Ye Zheng began to pick and thorn.
The living room is relatively small, and there are many sundries, so it is difficult for anyone to show their skills, in order to avoid collisions, Song Shuhang recruited a lot of strength, and the posture is quite standard, but there is no expected majesty.
Song Shuhang stopped for a while, looked around, and couldn't help but look embarrassed: "But, Master, your place ...... you?"
"The narrower the place, the more you must learn to let go of your hands and feet, you can't retreat before you fight, you can't cower, what's inside, what did the ancients say......"
Ye Zheng scratched his head and wanted to say an ancient saying that suited the occasion, but his cultural level was relatively low, so he was stunned and didn't think about it.
"Master wants to say that when we meet on a narrow road, the brave wins?" Song Shuhang continued.
Ye Zheng's eyes lit up: "Yes, that's it...... Ahem!" He cleared his throat in an effort to hide his embarrassment, urging, "Punch seriously, don't be distracted!"
Song Shuhang didn't dare to refute, and began to exert his strength as usual, all kinds of jumps and movements, fists and feet, and there was a good look, it seems that he has really worked hard recently.
After more than ten seconds......
Bang!
Kicking against the wall, Song Shuhang gasped, and his face instantly turned the color of pig liver.
"Alright, let's rest first. It's common for people who practice martial arts to hurt their muscles and bones, like you did before, because of the small place, you will cringe when you punch, and you will definitely suffer in the future, understand?"
"Understood!" Song Shuhang nodded again and again, "When we meet on a narrow road, the brave wins, and the master is all for my good, in order to exercise my fearless state of mind." ”
The children can also be taught, and the reading comprehension is very good......
is so easy to fool, Ye Zheng suddenly looked at him a lot more pleasing to the eye, his eyes moved, and he looked at Teacher Liu again.
He still didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, and he put on a look of pointing out his juniors: "It's Liu ......'s turn next."
An untimely burst of music suddenly sounded, interrupting his words.
Mr. Liu looked down at his phone, hesitated for a while before opening it, but after listening to it for a few seconds without saying a word, he angrily cut it off.
"I'm sorry, there's something urgent at home, I'm going to go first......" Teacher Liu looked apologetic.
Ye Zheng didn't hold back, just nodded generously: "It's okay, let's demonstrate it when you have time." ”
With the footsteps of Teacher Liu hurriedly pushing the door downstairs, Ye Zheng turned his head with a smile and looked at the bald head who had stirred up Teacher Liu's fist kindly: "Young Song Shuhang, what are you missing from this slice package?"
Song Shuhang: "......"
……
Teacher Liu's phone call was only a few seconds, but Ye Zheng's hearing was 100 points, and he easily heard some of the key words said by the deep male voice on the other side - blind date, uncle.
Teacher Liu is going on a blind date?
I don't know why, it's obviously something that has nothing to do with me, and I always feel a little stunned.
Ye Zheng sighed and stood up.
Song Shuhang under his ass hurriedly crawled to the corner and trembled, his little expression of horror and regret was entangled, what happened recently, his mind was full of practicing and practicing, and he was not interested in his appearance.
Song Shuhang stroked his little bald head, and suddenly hesitated whether he should order six ring scars......
Ye Zheng clicked on the chat box with "Phoenix Son": "Phoenix Daoyou, your son is forcing Teacher Liu to go on a blind date?"
"Praise from Liu Fenggu, the young man is so sensible!"
Mr. Liu Fenggu only has half a foot on the cultivation realm, and it is enough to be happy for a long time to hear people in the cultivation realm call him a fellow Daoist, and he has a son and a daughter, the eldest son is now in control of all the properties of the Liu family, and the younger daughter is the mother of Mr. Liu Yan, who was expelled from the house by Mr. Liu in the early years, and now lives a life of a family of three who are careful about their calculations.
Phoenix Prince: "I actually care about Xiao Yan's family affairs, Xiao Daoyou has changed his mind? I will go and tell Xiao Yan immediately, let her not meet those crooked melons and cracked dates." ”
This old and unserious person has always wanted to pair up with Mr. Liu and him, and he will play indiscriminately when he has the opportunity.
"Seriously, it's my teacher and apprentice, greet me normally. Ye Zheng replied.
The relationship between him and Teacher Liu is very wonderful, you are my teacher and I am your master, but the title has not changed, he calls Teacher Liu Yanliu, and Teacher Liu still calls him classmate Ye, and there is no sense of disobedience.
Mr. Liu reluctantly said: "Tsk, the teacher and the apprentice, the relationship is so close, don't you consider adding another close nodding title?"
"Hehehe Ye Zheng replied.
Mr. Liu's ridicule is over: "It's not a big deal, it's just that my daughter and son-in-law are unemployed again, and life is worrying, my son took advantage of the situation to introduce Xiao Yan to a few good family affairs, hoping to take this opportunity to make the brother and sister reconcile." ”
"That's okay, you finally changed your mind and stopped talking to your daughter?"
Bai Su said that it was Mr. Liu who expelled his daughter from the house at the beginning, and now his son is trying to reconcile with his daughter, which should represent Mr. Liu's meaning, right?
"Me and my daughter, you think too much, I have already reconciled with my daughter, otherwise how could Xiao Yan be willing to come to my house." ”
Ha???
Ye Zheng was stunned, it seemed that the information given by Bai Su was wrong, and Mr. Liu was not as tough as rumored.
"When?"
Son Phoenix: "At 1:03 p.m. on September 23 this year. ”
Ye Zheng: "......"
It is said that she was only seven years old when the three members of Teacher Liu's family were kicked out of Liu's family, and they are all twenty-seven years old now......
Very good, take back what I thought about before, Liu Fenggu, this old man is really tough enough, and he has been with his daughter for twenty years.
"I'll give you three Qi Gathering Pills, and tell me what happened from beginning to end? "There are still three extra Qi Gathering Pills lying in the inventory, which are just used to bribe Mr. Liu.
"Deal. Mr. Liu replied very simply, anyway, he had reconciled with his daughter's family, and there was no need to avoid anything, "In fact, my son-in-law brought back the woman from outside, and my daughter was still dedicated to defending him, so I couldn't get angry, so I drove their family away." ”
Ye Zheng: "......"
Wait, so Mr. Liu Yan's father is still a scumbag? embarrassed, I always feel that I shouldn't have asked.
"Don't think about it, he's not a scumbag, I blamed him at the time, everything was done by my son......"
Ten minutes later.
"......" Ye Zheng, "Liu Fenggu, have you and your son been hit by meteorites?"
He didn't deliberately make insulting remarks, but deliberately, since he knew the motive of Mr. Liu's son's trouble, he has always wanted to complain.
A double pit, Mr. Liu can live in such a 'big' situation, which can only be said to be a blessing in misfortune.
What does it mean that a son wants to test his son-in-law's sincerity, so he takes his son-in-law to prostitution, but the son-in-law refuses to take the drug, and as a result, he accidentally causes 'human life'? !
The son-in-law took the prostitute sister and the unborn 'human life' home to confess, but was labeled a scumbag by Mr. Liu back then, and was kicked out of the house with his protesting daughter and granddaughter?!
The problem is that Mr. Liu regretted it at the beginning, but he refused to admit his mistake when he was killed, and his son always felt that he was right, and felt that the son-in-law who was drugged by him was a scumbag, and even used the power of the Liu family to make a stumble from it, so that his daughter and son-in-law were often inexplicably unemployed.
I feel sorry for Mr. Liu's family of three......
"Xiao Yan will definitely not go on a blind date, even if I really go on a blind date, I will stir up the yellow, little Taoist friend, think about it?" Mr. Liu turned the topic back again.
I really didn't want to chat with Mr. Liu like this, so Ye Zheng sent a message to Mr. Liu Yan instead: "Mr. Liu, may I ask what is the real purpose of your qigong practice? Surely Mr. Liu asked you to practice it, right? I want to know the real purpose." ”
Ding dong~
Liu Xiaoyan weighed two tons: "Beat my uncle hard." ”
Well, I'm relieved to be relieved, hit hard, fight to death, don't shout to stop, don't stop.