Chapter 60: The Number of Manners at the Wine Table

Since the village chief came out, he sang on the stage without other people's plays at all, and other people sang and sang and class, ran tricks, or watched the play at the same time.

"Dinner, please. Yan Yongnong shouted.

This sentence is more respectful, polite, and polite than the ear, don't say that those words are not worthy of rice, even if they are worthy of rice, they are also "cold rice fried three times and dogs don't eat it." ”

Everyone is tired of hearing and upset, and their stomachs are already "gurgling" in protest.

Eating is a big deal, so everyone got up and walked to the table regardless of etiquette.

The village chief's words couldn't be stopped, and he forced his back against the guest's back and finished the string of words that had been uttered in a noisy voice.

At today's dinner table, the village chief used a full set of etiquette on the wedding banquet.

Rural people invite guests to eat with a boxy table of eight immortals, divided into the upper and lower guest seats, three people sit on the top and bottom, and two people sit on each side, a total of ten people.

The oldest or the oldest or respected person sits in the middle of the head, and then the left and right of the head. The lower head is also respected in the middle and left and right. On both sides is the escort position, and the escort position is also divided into a serving food and pouring wine, and the people who sit in this position are generally younger or younger.

Those who are qualified to sit will not take the initiative to sit, and will seize the seats on both sides. Thus the position at the top is vacant.

At this time, it can be lively to sit on the seat, and it is an important etiquette to sit on the mat in the countryside, and if the disrespectful guest overthrows the table, the main family has to come forward to apologize. Some people are cheerful and don't want others to talk more and sit on it, and some people are entangled in whether they have to ask others to sit down.

The village chief didn't know which one was bigger, and he didn't know about the teacher's situation when he entered the door, but he was worthy of being a veteran of officialdom, and he said, "Leader, please sit down." Naturally, the teachers looked at the principal. One teacher pointed out, "Principal, this is your duty." ”

"Hey, it's terrible, you're still sitting on the side, hurry up!" the village chief exaggeratedly went to ask the headmaster.

"Ah, my name is Zhang Xinghui, you Layan don't call me 'Layang'! You Lajan is an elder, my Na Yang is a junior, you just need to call me Na Na Xiao Zhang. No matter how you say it, the head should also be pulled by you, and he should be pulled by him. The principal also used "you" instead of "you".

He was afraid that the village chief would interrupt his words of postponement and respect, and he spoke so fast that he added "Na Yin" to the end of all personal pronouns. The principal's words caused the teachers and students to laugh.

"You are a guest, and the guest is respectful, how can there be one of your own people who occupy the upper seat and throw the guest aside? It is also said that we who drag the wooden ridge do not understand the etiquette at all. The village chief went on to call the principal, who was much younger than himself, "Lajan". I don't feel respectful to the official who brought the "long", and he didn't take a "pull".

"It's the same, everyone who comes is a guest. You are the head of the village, and you are both the elder and the elder, and you should sit down. Principal Zhang refused to sit down.

"There are several kinds of people, and there are several kinds of officials. How can it be the same? You are a state cadre and a distant guest, hurry up and sit down, you can sit down and others can sit well, so don't delay time, everyone is hungry, sit down and serve food. The village chief persuaded while pulling.

Principal Zhang had no choice but to sit, and according to the village chief's wishes, he would not serve food if he did not sit on the head. In fact, you can eat the same everywhere you sit, don't make everyone hungry. Such a long way has already emptied everyone's stomachs, and the empty city plan has long been sung inside.

On the left side of the principal sat Yan Bianzhao's homeroom teacher, on the right was his subject teacher, and the village chief sat down with the other two attendants, and the other teachers sat on both sides. A few tables of students sit casually.

Sit down, the village chief came to the field to cut the grain, stood up and raised the wine glass: "Principals and teachers, I will have a glass of acquaintance wine with you first, it is really a blessing to be able to meet you, I will toast first." The teachers all stood up and drank their wines.

Still sifting the wine, the village chief stood up again and saluted: "Your arrival has brought us glory, and I welcome you on behalf of the Tuomugen Village Committee. The teachers stood up again and drank

Then the village chief's congratulatory wine and thank-you wine 、----- followed. Congratulations to the village committee, congratulations to the villagers, congratulations to the parents. Thank-you wine consists of first thanks, then thanks, then thanks, and finally thanks.

The village chief repeated the polite words he had said when he sat with him with a glass of wine more fully and fully. The teachers sat together, sat together, and couldn't resist it, and there was no chance to hold the chopsticks at all, so they only looked at the dark red bacon on the plate and the fragrant chicken in the bowl.

Yan Yongnong said: "Don't just drink white wine, eat vegetables, eat vegetables, eat some vegetables first." The teachers hurriedly put down their wine glasses, picked up their chopsticks and stretched out to the target that they had already targeted, and no one paid attention to the village chief's wine.

The village chief had to put down his wine glass and echo: "Everyone eats the vegetables first, they are all local dishes, and the cooking skills of the rural people are not good, which is not to everyone's taste." ”

The teachers didn't have a voice, firstly, it was difficult to speak with the food in their mouths, and secondly, the village chief could not answer too much without oil and salt.

The village chief is very skilled in sifting wine, and he can add a few more drops when the wine is full, and the wine in the glass looks too high to overflow from the rim of the glass. He toasted with satisfaction, craned his neck and took a sip, and then turned the bottom of the glass to the sky, and smacked the rim of the cup on his teeth a few times.

He demanded that the drinkers be the same as he was, or that he would say something about you, that you were perfunctory, that you despised him, that you were hypocritical, that you had wasted food, that you were embarrassed to leave a drop of wine in the glass.

Pity these scholars, none of them have a wine jar, and their faces are like rouge under three glasses of wine, how can they withstand the various famous wines in the back! The village chief does not allow any of them to say: "I can't drink it." He said, "What have you drunk of wine, and the fish have not yet moved their heads? ”

Looking at these two huge wine jars, the teachers paid attention to trying to escape, using the excuse of stomach upset, the excuse of toothache, the excuse of trachoma, the excuse of catching a cold, anyway, this wine is a disease-inducing. If you don't believe it, you can take out the balls from your purse to testify.

The village chief did not allow them to be deserters, saying, "A man should be like a man, and he would rather be drunk than be drunk." Don't take out those moves of yours, I've seen a lot. ”

The wine was drunk until two o'clock in the afternoon, and the village chief drank until he walked and shook and talked backwards. Men drinking are really "shallow feet in the wine tank, and a foot up in the dung tank." ”

The village chief kept running to the toilet, and while he was in the toilet, the principal gave everyone a look and got out quickly, and did not say goodbye to the master's family and took his subordinates away. He was afraid that he would not be able to stand his endless etiquette when he saw the village chief, and the village chief drank almost a lot of wine, and he was pulled by him, and the courtesy was not finished, and the chicken really couldn't go home in the middle of the night.

The guest comes to the host, and the guest goes away to the host. The guests were gone, and Yan Yongnong's family finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The things in the room were sprinkled with sand, the cups and plates on the table were messy, Yan Yongnong couldn't help, he drank enough, his feet couldn't step on the soil, and he walked like twisting Yangge. Yan Bianzhao helped his father take a shower and helped him go to sleep.

The two children are tired enough today, serving tea and water, washing dishes and vegetables are all things that Yan Bian is happy about. Yan Bian Zhao specializes in walking and jumping, inviting guests to pick up and urging customers on the road, and borrowing things. At this time, I stopped and didn't want to move.

They unanimously asked the mother to leave these matters for tomorrow. But their mother was a very tidy person, and if she didn't clean up quietly, she would have nightmares when she fell asleep. While she put the children to wash up and go to bed quickly, she declared that she didn't feel tired at all, and that she could do these things quickly without them worrying about them.