Chapter 177: Driver Sue
On the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month, at six o'clock in the morning, Su Yi got dark, turned on the electric light in the house, and began to pack his bags. Today, their family is going to the provincial capital to reunite with the Dong family.
Opposite Su Yi and Xiao Yi's bedroom, the old man was calling Chengcheng up.
The temperature in the early morning is very low, minus three or four degrees, the air is humid and cold, the cold wind is biting, the city has difficulty getting up, the old man coaxed him for a long time, and the little guy doesn't want to leave the warm bed.
Later, he was annoyed by the noise, so he simply shrank into the quilt, pretended not to hear the old man's shout, and continued to sleep with his head covered.
The little one felt bored and secretly left a slit for a breath of fresh air.
Su Yi laughed angrily when he heard the old man, he couldn't take the city, so he let him continue to sleep and clean up first.
Xiao Yi also got up after Su Yi got up, he asked Su Yi to sit next to the brazier and roast his hands, and verbally instructed him to act. Su Yi said how to get it, and he did it.
Su Yi couldn't sit still, thinking that it would take more than four hours to drive to the provincial capital, so he went to the kitchen to light the fire, cook some food, and take it with him on the road.
Because the truck master of the farm went home for the New Year a few days ago, this time he went to the provincial capital, and Su Yi planned to drive by himself. Fortunately, she was prepared, and when she made deliveries with the truck master before, she pretended not to know how to drive and asked the master to teach her. When I'm not so busy, I've tried to drive it a dozen times, and it's very steady, but it's slower.
In fact, she can drive very fast, but Su Yi didn't dare to expose too much "talent" at one time, for fear of scaring others.
Her slow speed of about 40 kilometers per hour made the truck master greatly admired, saying that she was born to drive!
Da Ya, Yingzi, and Liu Dawei even think that Su Yi is the legendary genius, and after touching the car a few times, he can drive the car smoothly, which is really admirable!
Yan Er, who also learned to drive with the truck master, was abused by Su Yi. Compared to the genius driver Sue, he is simply dull.
The two of them studied with the master, and Yan Er bumpered with the car more, but until now, he only dared to drive twenty yards on the straight avenue, turning, reversing or something, and he was still very unskilled, and there were more people, and he didn't dare to drive.
Su Yi has now replaced the master who first taught them to drive and has become Yan Er's coach. Usually, as soon as the two of them are idle, and the farm does not need to transport goods, Su Yi drove Yan Er to the factory area on the outskirts of the city to practice driving.
The road over there is relatively wide, avoiding the rush hour in the morning, noon and evening, and there are no pedestrians on the road, which is very suitable for novices to practice driving.
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Yesterday, Xiao Yi took Su Yi on a bicycle to pick up the car at the farm, and when Su Yi took the car back to the outside of Qingshui Lane, the whole person was stunned.
He also belongs to the category of people who don't have a talent for driving.
In the past, there were old drivers in the bureau who taught him, Gao Yao, Pan Gongzi and Xiao Zou Public Security to drive, and Pan Gongzi and Xiao Zou Public Security quickly learned, but Pan Gongzi drove very quickly and floating, and everyone in his car could be scared off half of their lives, and they would vomit ten times ten times.
Later, everyone didn't dare to let Pan Gongzi touch the car, and they all asked the more stable Xiao Zou Public Security to drive.
Xiao Yi and Gao Yao were scolded by the master for being unenlightened wood, and taught them for almost a month, Xiao Zou Gongan and Pan Gongzi were able to drive out of the city, and the two of them even had difficulty starting the car.
As soon as it got dark, the two brothers and sisters sat in the driver's seat, their hands trembled and their feet trembled, and they became more and more afraid to drive, and they were forced to go on the road, so that they could drive the car in the ditch and in the field.
Xiao Yixiang boasted that he was smart, and he lived so big that he made a big mistake in learning to drive, and the dark memory of learning to drive with his master still occasionally appeared in his nightmares, which woke him up in horror.
Until now, he didn't dare to recall the old man who taught him to drive and slap his face violently.
In Xiao Yi's impression, this old master is an existence that is more terrifying than evil ghosts.
And the truck, like the Shu Road that is difficult to get to the blue sky, he has no way to take it.
The wagon, which he regarded as a beast of prey, became an obedient means of transportation in the hands of his daughter-in-law.
Seeing Su Yi skillfully avoiding pedestrians and easily driving the car back to the outside of Qingshui Lane all the way, Xiao Yi's three views showed signs of collapse. Who said that a woman can't drive a car, tell him to come and see his daughter-in-law!
His daughter-in-law is too powerful, too smart, too capable, and too cool and handsome!
Xiao Yi really wanted to offer his knee to Su Yi.
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On the way to the provincial capital for the family, Xiao Yi saw that Su Yi drove the car better than many old drivers, and completely convinced her, especially worshipping Su Yi.
Xiao Yi, who planned not to touch the truck for the rest of his life, asked Su Yi with bright eyes: "Daughter-in-law, can you teach me?"
"Yes. Su Yi didn't know how bad Xiao Yi was about driving, "But we have to wait until we come back from the provincial capital, and we ...... After the fifth day of the new year. Second Brother Yan made an appointment with me, and from the sixth year of junior high school, I taught him to drive every day. After a month of practice, he'll probably be able to go on his own......"
"That's right. But I don't have a foundation, wouldn't it be inappropriate to study with him?" Xiao Yi knew that as soon as he touched the car, he would behave very stupidly and clumsily. He didn't want to study with Yan Er, so in front of Su Yi, he asked him to make fun of him.
It's so shameless.
If you want to lose face, just leave it to your daughter-in-law alone. - Xiao Gong'an, who wants to save face, thinks.
Su Yi didn't think much about it, "How could it be." Brother Xiao, you are so powerful, you will definitely be able to learn it soon. I'm so stupid, I didn't touch it a few times, and I was able to turn it on. β
She is very confident in Xiao Yi. Her husband is a clever people's policeman, and even the most cunning criminals can't escape from his palms. A simple manual truck can still stump him? It is not a mecha with hundreds of buttons and extremely complex operation.
The old man sat by the window with Chengcheng in his arms, and when he heard the conversation between Xiao Yi and Su Yi, he covered his mouth and snickered. He didn't know what his son was like.
Xiao Yi is an authentic super-super-difficult household to learn to drive! He was so stupid that he almost killed the old driver of the Public Security Bureau.
"Dad, stop laughing. Xiao Yi's face seemed to have been smeared with ashes, and it was swarthy. He had a bad premonition.
Chengcheng asked the old man very innocently: "Grandpa, what are you laughing at? β
"yes. Dad, if you have any happy things, share them with us. Su Yi stared ahead, distractedly asking the old man. She's curious, too.
The old man smiled and said, "It's nothing." It's just that I think of the time when Ayi learned to drive with others, haha, you don't know, this kid ......"
Xiao Yi: The premonition came true. I'm afraid I'm going to throw this face into the Pacific Ocean. He felt that he would not be able to raise his head in front of Su Yi in the future.
He pulled up the collar of the elderly sweater that Su Yi knitted for him with his own hands, surrounded half of his face, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. He can't face his black history calmly.
Su Yi couldn't stop laughing when he heard the old man finish speaking.
Xiao Yi pressed his forehead with his hand, covered his eyes, and stole the bell from his ears: "Xiao Su, don't laugh." You're still driving. Watch your feet and don't stomp on the accelerator. β
"Oh. Hehehehe...... "Su Yi's eyes were crooked, like a beautiful half-moon in an arc, Xiao Yi stared at her fascinated through his fingers.
If you can smile at your own troubles, your daughter-in-law can be regarded as "making the best use of things".
Chengcheng was ashamed of Xiao Yibi: "Uncle, you are really useless! Auntie is much more powerful than you! Hey, if you continue like this, how can you hold your head up in front of your aunt in the future?"
"Uncle Yan has been learning to drive for a few months, but he can't drive well, and he is compared to his aunt, and Mr. Qi dislikes him. Uncle, you are not as good as Uncle Yan...... Gee. β
"Ghost elf, be quiet!" Xiao Yi said to Chengcheng angrily, "Boy, you wait and see." I'm really going to learn how to drive!"
"Daughter-in-law, you will teach me slowly in the future. I'm a bit stupid, you have to be patient with me and be gentle. Xiao Yi broke the jar and broke it, and in front of his old father and little nephew, he shamelessly coquettishly coquettished Su Yi.
The old man made him so disgusted that he almost vomited, and immediately asked Chengcheng to tell him a story, not wanting to deal with that naΓ―ve and cheeky son.
Su Yi was very fond of him, "Hmm." Keep it to your church!"
Audience in the live broadcast room: This is simply shocking news! How stupid is Xiao Gong'an? He can't even handle an old-fashioned truck. They anchor such a stupid and mentally retarded woman, and she can also fly airships and mechas.
Xiao Gongan is not even as good as an anchor. How can this husband get up?
Their anchor is so wise and stupid, they found a husband like Xiao Gong'an who is usually very smart and occasionally makes stupid mistakes, how interesting the days are!
Speaking of being stupid, Xiao Gong'an has been back for two or three days, and he hasn't asked the anchor about fooling him into saving Yan Er in the middle of the night.
Did he forget? Or did he plan to quietly observe the anchor for a while, and when he had the evidence, he would make another attack, so that the anchor would be caught off guard?
Brother Lin: "Anchor, I always feel that your man is holding back his big moves, you have to be careful." β
Wild Meat: 'Sympathetic. Brother Xiao has not mentioned the strange performance of the anchor when Yan Er was attacked before, which makes me a little uneasy. @δΈ»ζ, grow your eyes, be vigilant in the future, and don't ask your husband to grab your pigtails. I don't want you to be forcibly repatriated by the mastermind, otherwise in the future, who will we complain about on the live broadcast?'
I'm a hacker: 'The way our group leader expresses his concern is really awkward, a more stupid and cute anchor, you are also a person who has done live broadcasts a few times, and when you met more witty and cunning people, you didn't expose yourself. Don't encounter Waterloo here with Xiao Gong'an and bury your career. β
Yi is in my heart: 'I think the anchor must have it in his heart. She is usually confused in small things, but she is very vigilant in big things, and nothing has gone wrong. I believe that the anchor has already responded to it. Anyway, anchor, I placed an order for a little suckling pig with you a week ago, when will you ship it to me? β
Su Yi is dedicated to three purposes, he wants to drive, chat with Xiao Yi, the old man and Chengcheng, and reply to the audience.
Su Yi: '@ζΌͺε¨ζεΏη·η₯, this customer, please be patient. Recently, I can't deliver the goods, so I have to wait until the tenth day of the first month. If you don't mind if I send you a suckling pig in the background, you can ship it now. β
Yi in my heart: 'Great, we're not in a hurry. I just want to eat the native-born suckling pig that you feed yourself, and I'll tell him where I go. Tomorrow is Chinese New Year's Eve, I wish you a happy Chinese New Year's Eve in advance!'
Blue and white porcelain: 'Say, big, is there a special program on Chinese New Year's Eve? Let's have some creative shows. β
Chronicle 11: 'I read that it is written in the history books that during the Chinese New Year, when the conditions were good, they would set off firecrackers, paste couplets, stick peach charms, eat glutinous rice balls and big fish and meat, and the family would gather together to celebrate the New Year...... It's kind of interesting. @δΈ»ζ, you don't seem to have bought fireworks and firecrackers yet, don't forget. β
Su Yi: '@年代迷11, my aunt bought it. If you are interested, please come and watch us set off fireworks tomorrow night. @ιθ±η·, I'm sorry, I'm going to disappoint you, we earthlings are very boring, and we can't play anything new and creative. How others celebrate the New Year, we also spend. β
Yi Da is the most handsome: 'Big, you can't do this. Although the mastermind changed your body to an earthling. But you're still an interstellar at heart...... That's it, I'll give Da Da an idea, I heard that Da Da brought a lot of meat this time, tomorrow you want to fry meat balls and crispy meat, make a lottery, randomly draw ten lucky viewers, send crispy meat and fried meatballs. β
Passers-by floated by: 'This can be there!'
Su Yi was dark all his life: 'Pump me, pump me, pump me! Say important things three times. β
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Su Yi smiled sweetly and distressedly: "You guys are digging a hole for me like this." Our family Xiao Gong'an has been very clingy to me recently, staring at me a little tightly, don't you let me take the initiative to expose myself? Let's wait for the lottery. β
After sending the barrage, Su Yi was afraid that the disappointed and angry audience would drown in the barrage, so he hurriedly withdrew from the live broadcast room.
Xiao Yihu looked at Su Yi suspiciously: "Daughter-in-law, what were you laughing at just now? Obviously, the story Chengcheng told is boring, not funny at all." β
Su Yi: "Our laughter is different, I think it's funny." β
Chengcheng was excited, and the little guy gave Xiao Yi who hit him with a big white eye, and said to Su Yi: "Auntie still knows how to appreciate." β
His uncle was so boring that he couldn't help it, he didn't have common sense, and he didn't understand education. I wonder if a sensitive child like him needs more encouragement, care and praise?
The little guy said to Xiao Yi in an old-fashioned manner: "Uncle, I suggest that you talk to Teacher Qi more about education, learn from her, how to teach, guide and cultivate children." β
Xiao Yi, Su Yi and the old man: ...... What is this kid talking about?
"I've grown up sensible, I'm still very confident and strong, and if you hit me, it won't have any bad effect on me. But my future siblings, not necessarily. For their sake, uncle, you must never give up, let alone slack off in your studies. As the saying goes, live to be old, learn to be old......"
Su Yi and the old man: Poof! Our Chengcheng is worthy of being a little genius that teachers often praise, and we really know a lot. The books at home and in the library are not in vain.
Xiao Yi: ...... The longer the city gets, the less lovely it becomes. Where did this kid learn this? Seems to make sense...... Wait!Xiao Yi, you can't be led by the nose by a hairy child!
"Little thing, you have to lecture me, it's still early. Let's move on to your latest story. β
Su Yi snorted, "I think what Chengcheng said makes a lot of sense. Wisdom is not old. Brother Xiao, you can't despise a child just because he is young. Our Chengcheng has been going to the bookstore a lot recently, and he often goes to the library with Qiaoqiao and Taotao's father to borrow books and come back to read, he knows a lot. You have to be humbly taught, and you have to learn from him, well, and skillfully. Qiaoqiao is indeed very professional in educating children. β
Xiao Yi: ......
The old man also said, "That's right. You don't understand it yourself, and you don't want Chengcheng to understand it? I see that you have lived in vain for so many years, and you can't even compare to a child! Boy, you still have to learn. Come down and straighten out your thinking, study quickly, and strive to make progress as soon as possible, so as not to teach my good grandson badly in the future. Xiao Su, you keep an eye on him more. β
"Hmm. Su Yi responded very seriously. She was ready to come down and ask Qi Qiaoqiao to make a list of books for her, buy the books home, stare at Xiao Yi, let him read, and have to take notes and write down her feelings after reading.
Educating children is a big deal, and it should not be neglected!
Xiao Yi wanted to cry. He felt that when he came back from this business trip, he was often disliked by his family. Now his father and daughter-in-law still think that he is not as good as Chengcheng...... Alas!