Chapter 9: The most embarrassing netizen face
"Hey, the signal isn't very good, hey, can you hear me......"
Toot ~ Toot ~ Toot ~
Ye Zheng quietly cut off the video with Bai Su, and then took a few steps back, widening the distance between him and Yun Xiaolu: "Put down the scalpel behind my back first, let's talk about my strength......"
Now, the only way to divert attention is to distract yourself......
Yun Xiaolu's eyelids were raised, revealing a sense of interest.
"My strength is also caused by the power of the original darkness, I don't know if you have heard Chang Qingqing talk about it, I am special?"
"Nope. Yun Xiaolu shook her head, she had been with the five founders during the time of reverse entropy, and she had not been in contact with Changqingqing's research on reverse cultivation.
Well, it's easy to do......
Ye Zheng was overjoyed, and began to explain to Yun Xiaolu about the reverse cultivation and his own affairs.
Beep beep for a while, and then said: "So your top priority is to study the power of the original darkness thoroughly, then make the weapon of the original darkness, and finally study the secrets on my body, do you understand the girl? Go quickly, time waits for no ......"
Yun Xiaolu was thoughtful, subconsciously turned around, and drilled into the Xuanzhu Ruins.
The next moment, Yun Xiaolu's footsteps paused: "...... question just now"
"Bad review from Yun Xiaolu,............!"
Imperial Palace Space.
In the world where people's hearts are cold and ruthless, only Mr. Liu's appearance G is still a little warm.
Ye Zheng wiped his cold sweat and glared at Teacher Liu's appearance on the ladder to the sky......
Well, Mr. Liu was pulled by Sydney Fairy to shoot an advertisement!
There is no love in life......
……
Due to the low ranking on Bai Su's side, he had to wait in line for at least three or four days before he could start touching the stick.
Mr. Liu's side, he didn't come back from shooting commercials.
Yun Xiaolu's research results are far away.
Pinching his fingers, only Chi Huan's side is the most efficient.
At noon the next day, Chi Huan brought back the refined elixir, as well as the master of the Beast Control Sword Sect, Ding Shou......
Ye Zheng: "......"
The efficiency is high, but it's a pitfall!
"36D Yaoyao?" Ding Shou, the almost round big fat man, barely squeezed into the door frame, with a look of resentment.
On the way to Suzhou City, he had already accepted the reality that 36D Yaoyao was a man, what Ding Sword Sect Master disciple, 36D Milk God, all fake, fake!
Ye Zheng smiled awkwardly: "The strongest shovel officer in the city?"
This girl, the cliff is the most embarrassing netizen face......
"It's down, looking up for a long time. Ding Shou stretched out his greasy fat hand, "It's because I have eyes and don't know Taishan, it turns out that '36D Yaoyao' is Ye Xiaoyou, the messenger of justice, tsk, sure enough, the hero is a young man......"
"Lord Dingmen praised it. Ye Zheng maintained a smirk, shook hands with Ding Shou, and rubbed a hand of oil.
Quietly patting the snickering Chi Huan's back and wiping his hands clean, Ye Zheng asked, "Master Ding is here for dogs?"
Ding Shou's eyes lit up, and negative emotions such as resentment were swept away: "Exactly, Ye Xiaoyou's dog...... Phew, where is the spirit beast!"
It doesn't seem too much to be able to name a cat a dog and pretend to be 36D Yaoyao.
Syllable~~~
Ye Zheng smiled and snapped his fingers.
Syllable~~~
Snap your fingers again.
Ding Shou: "???"
Chi Huan: "???"
Bang Bang Bang ~~~
Ye Zheng held back his embarrassment, snapped his fingers seven or eight times in succession, and the dog slowly came out of the cat kennel.
Ding Shou: "......"
Chi Huan: "......"
After surviving the hit between Yun Xiaolu and Bai Su yesterday, Ye Zheng began the plan to domesticate dog eggs, and the first thing to train was to snap ~~~ snap fingers and cooperate with dog eggs......
That's right, the main character is just so boring.
Maybe I don't like strangers, obviously I appeared on the stage yesterday as soon as the dog egg snapped, but today I have been twisting and pinching like a yellow flower girl for so long.
Ding's thin eyes narrowed, and he grabbed the dog's egg and rubbed it for a while.
Petting a cat is a kind of life enjoyment, and after a long absence, Ding Shou suddenly burst into tears: "This feeling...... That's right, a genuine spirit beast, as soon as the spiritual wisdom is opened, the divine consciousness is as bright as the eternal sun, and the body is also changing imperceptibly......"
"Wait, the body has changed?" Ye Zhengqi said, looking at the dog, there was no change at all......
"A layman is a layman, do you know what steps ordinary animals will go through after they transform into spirit animals?"
Ding's thin and fat hands flew up and down, rubbing the dog's eggs to his heart's contentment, and he lazily lay in Ding Thin's arms and refused to move.
Ye Zheng: "Of course I don't know ......"
"Today's children lack knowledge of cultivation to such a point, they don't know how to domesticate spirit beasts, and they only know what 36D, I have to say that it is the sadness of the times. Ding Shou took the opportunity to vent a wave of 36D small emotions.
Ye Zheng smiled: "Master Ding, is it cool to pet 'my cat'? It's time to return the cat, right? My house is too small, it seems that it can't accommodate the god of the strongest shovel officer in the city......"
Ding Shou: "......"
As soon as Ye Zheng spoke, he easily pinched Ding Shou's soft underbelly.
Since the end of the aura depletion period, the Beast Gate reopened the mountain gate, and no newborn spirit beasts were found in the cultivation realm, for the continuation of the sect, it had to be renamed the Beast Control Sword Gate, and because the Beast Control Gate has always been mediocre in the way of the sword, few people are willing to worship the door.
It can be clearly said that the Beast Control Sword Sect has always stood still without any progress under the continuous revival of other sects.
What? Those monsters that have survived from ancient times to the present?
Demon beasts and spirit beasts, in fact, the essence is the same, the demon beasts in the mouth of human cultivators are self-contained and are not domesticated by humans, while spirit beasts are existences that humans can domesticate.
There are monsters alive now, but their numbers are scarce.
can survive the period of depletion of aura, each of them is an extremely strong existence, at least it is on an equal footing with Ding Shou, the master of the Beast Control Gate, Ding Shou can't run to say, Brother Demon Beast, please give birth to a little demon beast for me to domesticate and domesticate......
Let's not discuss the problem of whether those different demon beasts have reproductive isolation, the stronger the demon beast's cultivation, the difficulty of bloodline inheritance will rise sharply, and the more difficult it is to give birth to heirs, and now everyone is restrained and imprisoned, multiple factors are superimposed, and the aura has been revived for ten years, and no little demon beast has ever been born.
Hearing that Ye Zheng meant to thank the guest, Ding Shou hurriedly put on a smiling face: "Don't be angry, Ye Xiaoyou, let's put it this way, the transformation of ordinary beasts into spirit beasts will go through three stages, the first is to open up the spirit of wisdom, you know, and secondly, the spirit body - favored by the way of heaven, the spirit qi will transform the spirit beast body by itself, just like our human awakened people, in the process of transforming the body, the spirit beast will gain some special abilities......"
"Thirdly, breeding, transforming the spirit body and the ability obtained can be passed on through the bloodline, and through scientific breeding methods, the bloodline will be refined and refined from generation to generation, so that the offspring of the spirit beast will become stronger and stronger, reaching the level of being able to fight side by side with our cultivators......"
Ye Zheng waved his hand and interrupted Ding Shou's explanation: "Master Ding, in fact, the third one was added by yourself, right?
The front is to open the spirit and turn into a spirit body, and the back suddenly becomes a word for breeding this kind of spicy eyes, and you can tell that there is a cat at a glance.
Ding Shou smiled embarrassedly: "Inheritance is a major event in the life of beasts, and it must not be sloppy, and a spirit beast without an object is incomplete......"
Ye Zheng had a clear understanding and said: "Master Ding came to see me this time, it's not just as simple as seeing dogs, right?"
"I can't hide it from Ye Xiaoyou, Ye Xiaoyou is really as resourceful as rumored, clever, exquisite, and ......ice and snow are smart," Ding smiled flatteringly.
"Stop, stop, I'm going to float ...... if I pat myself again" Ye Zheng.
There are still four bottles of restricted Kai Ling Lu left in the system waiting for him, if he really plans to domesticate spirit beasts, he will have to ask Ding Shou for help in the future.
And Ding thinned down as an ancient cultivator, put down his body for the sake of the spirit beast, and tried hard to pat himself on the back, which shows his urgent intentions.
"It's useless for me to agree, you have to convince the dog to ...... yourself" Ye Zheng relieved.
Ding Shou couldn't believe his ears and asked, "What did Ye Xiaoyou say just now?"
Ye Zheng repeated it again.
"Ye Xiaoyou Gaoyi, I'll get it right away!" Ding Slender smirked and took out a little female cat, two little female cats, and three little female cats from the carry-on space......
Ye Zheng: "......"
"Xiao Chizi, let's avoid it for a while, Spicy Eyes. ”
I'm not interested in watching the dog egg pick N at all, not only spicy eyes, but also heart-piercing, even the dog egg has a group of wives and concubines, and he is still a 17-year-old little virgin......
"Master Dingmen, how long will it take, and we'll be back later......"
"Very fast, two hours at most. Ding Thin has already pulled out the eleventh little female cat.
"That'll give you three hours......"
Seeing that the dog who had no discipline actually understood, and under Ding Shou's encouragement, he squinted and got on a little female cat, Ye Zheng hurriedly held the glazed golden light tower and sent himself and Chi Huan into the imperial palace space.
In the imperial palace space, today there are still prosperous years of diligent ladder climbing, and Qin Qiuqiu and Song Shuhang who are diligent but climbing like dead dogs.
"Xiao Chizi, do you know why Chinese martial arts are always questioned as showmanship?" Ye Zheng ralara clenched his fists.
Chi Huan, this kid, actually dared to betray himself and expose the true identity of 36D Yaoyao, if this matter spreads, where will he put his face in the future......
Chi Huan shrank his head and said weakly, "I don't want to know." ”
Ye Zheng smiled: "Because of the lack of actual combat ......"
Chi Huan: "......"
I said I don't want to know, hey, Brother Ye, can you follow the normal conversation?!
Chi Huan subconsciously pulled his legs and ran, and before he could turn around, a hand was as fast as a ghost, already covering his frightened face.
"Immortal stroke!"
"Get up!"
"Immortal Strokes +1!"
"Get up again!"
"Immortal Touching +2!"
“……”
On the ladder to heaven, Song Shuhang, who had only climbed to the twentieth floor, was on a whim, subconsciously looked back, and cold sweat broke out all over his body.
He didn't know about Chi Huan going to the Beast Control Sword Gate, he just thought that Chi Huan was lazy and didn't come to climb the ladder this morning, so he was being pressed to the ground by the stern Master Ye.
Song Shuhang clenched his fists, diligent, I must be more diligent than now! Surpass Qin Qiuqiu, surpass Chi Huan, surpass Sheng Fengnian, surpass Master!
Boom!
Because one hand was used to make a fist, and the other hand was weak and weak, not enough to support his hanging body, Song Shuhang fell neatly and threw himself into the street......
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