On Wednesday, October 25th, the weather was fine.

Ye Zheng rarely slept lazily, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, it was ten minutes and eight.

He usually lives an extremely regular life, and his biological clock, which is more punctual than the alarm clock, will wake him up at seven o'clock, and then be sealed by the bed for about half an hour, get up and wash, and arrive at school on time at eight o'clock.

But today is different, I took a leave of absence from school and legally slept once.

After watching the female tyrannosaurus rex in the sea last night, he couldn't support it anymore after using the [Low Spatial Will Trial Authority] for too long, and he threw himself into the street due to excessive nosebleeds......

I woke up in a blur in the early hours of the morning, and realized that he was in the hospital, and there was no one to take care of him, and he was as lonely as snow and at the same time added the setting of sending him to the hospital that was too unrealistic, giving him a sense of illusion that the things he had come into contact with in the cultivation world in the past two days were like a dream, and this waking dream was shattered.

Fortunately, he saw the news that Bai Su left for him, saying that he had asked for leave from the school, so that he could rest in the hospital for two days with peace of mind, and he didn't have to go to the cram school of the Tiandao Academy.

The cram school of the Heavenly Dao Academy, the cultivation realm, the small black house, the flying sword, the female tyrannosaurus, everything is real......

At this time, it was late autumn, the sun fell on the bed at ten o'clock, and the warm comfort came to his face, and Ye Zheng, who had just opened his eyes, was a little tired again, but he was very concerned about the sound of Suo Suo in the room, and he raised his spirits, lazily changed his bed posture-

The white sheets, the simple ward decoration, the transparent drip bottle, the pungent smell of disinfectant water, hehehe, and the nurse in white......

Little Yellow Hair?!

The white-clothed nurse over there heard the movement, put down the trivial things in her hand, turned her head and smiled: "Finally woke up, are you hungry, I'll give you something to eat?"

Ye Zheng: "......"

Who gave you the white coat!!

He has a very bad impression of this little yellow hair, and he can pry the lock of his house to take away the ring scar of the monk Yuxu, which is obviously a habitual offender of petty theft, and the scene of threatening Li Yanggang with social anger is also very unpleasant.

Compared to putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha on the spot, Ye Zheng would rather believe that the dog can't change the sentence of eating Xiang, and he wants to turn into a person like Xiao Huangmao Zhou Buyi, and the bald head of the Yuxu monk is afraid that he will scratch his bald skin.

Seeing Ye Zheng's silent vigilance, Zhou Buyi glared at him: "Look, is my face blooming?Do you think I want to come, it's my short-lived master who begged me to take care of you for two days, just one sentence now, do you eat only noodles?"

Short-lived Master...... As soon as I got started, I was already thinking about deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors!

"Eat!"

Ye Zheng is not polite, he has long been so hungry that his chest is close to his back, now is not the time to mix personal feelings, it is important to save his life, and the relationship between him and Zhou Buyi is just strange, not to the point of mutual hostility.

Zila!

The current ward is a luxury single room, with its own kitchen, pots and pans, and he found out that Zhou Buyi had just learned that Suosuo was actually picking vegetables, and after hearing the word "eat", Xiao Huangmao, a white-clothed nurse with a sense of disobedience, entered the kitchen with a green vegetable basket.

Zilazila!

The aroma of the fried vegetables penetrated into his nose through the crack in the door, and the gluttonous worms in his stomach were instantly hooked, cooing non-stop, and for the first time in his life, Ye Zheng had a feeling of longing to eat noodles.

After a while, Zhou Buyi brought out a large bowl, with two fragrant fried eggs and a stack of oily greens on top, and Ye Zheng's eyes were green.

"Want to eat?"

Zhou Buyi's hand handed over the bowl paused, and when Ye Zheng thought that he was going to tease and tease himself, he said to himself, "Forget it, give it." ”

He looked uninterested, put the bowl on the bedside table, and helped set up the small dining table for the sick, and sat down by the window in a daze.

Ye Zheng glanced at him strangely, after all, his curiosity could not match his belly at this time, and he couldn't wait to pick up the noodles and send them to his mouth.

Woohoo.

The smooth noodles, the crisp and fragrant leaves, the crispy burnt edges of the omelette, and the full heart, each bite blooms with a different layering on his taste buds, and he can't stop taking one bite after another.

A big bowl of noodles went down, obviously full of stomach, but still unsatisfied, Ye Zheng lifted the empty bowl, and gestured with a blank eye: "Zhou Shen, is there anything else?"

Simple and simple bowl of noodles, the white-clothed nurse Zhou Buyi is already a god-level existence in Ye Zheng's heart.

"It's gone. ”

Ye Zheng's disappointed look was imprinted in his eyes, Zhou Buyi turned his head to look out the window, and said, "You have slept for so long, you can't eat too much at once, wait for lunch, steamed fish or boiled fish, which one do you want to eat?"

"Uh, I want to eat ......"

"Bad review from Zhou Buyi, you want to be busy with me!"

Ye Zheng was a little careless, who thought that Zhou Buyi just glanced at him obliquely, and said angrily: "Okay, half boiled and half steamed." ”

Is that okay?!

Ye Zheng was grateful, so he almost fell under Zhou Buyi's white coat, I really couldn't imagine that this little yellow hair looked at the flow of anger, and was so kind!

At this time, Zhou Buyi suddenly said in a loud voice: "Are you thinking, my little yellow hair is so kind?"

Ye Zheng was taken aback, I'll go, do you have a barrage that can see through people's hearts like me?!

"Are you wondering how I could know your mind?"

This time, Ye Zheng decisively escalated from surprise to shock, and met the same kind! This week, it is not easy to be inconspicuous at all, and it turns out that he has also awakened a special function.

Seeing that he was silent, Zhou Buyi just smiled: "Your students' minds are too easy to guess, don't they all think that they are not good people when they see me in the society like this?"

I see, this ability to read words and colors is so terrifying that it almost scares the baby to cry......

It is said that knowing people and knowing faces do not know their hearts, although Ye Zheng has learned this sentence, but if he really wants to practice it, it is inevitable that he will be biased because of his subjective consciousness, just like when he first met Zhou Buyi yesterday, he subconsciously classified the other party into the underworld forces, and the starting point was to kill with a slap on the head, in fact, after getting along with each other in this short ward, Ye Zheng understood that his subjective consciousness was wrong, and immediately apologized: "It's me who has a preconceived idea, I'm sorry." ”

Zhou Buyi raised his eyebrows: "Do you know what's wrong?"

Ye Zheng said weakly: "I shouldn't have knocked you down yesterday." ”

"Oh, it's not your fault, it's my fault first, I picked the lock of your house uninvited, it's normal for you to misunderstand, it seems that you still don't recognize the mistake, do you know what's wrong now?"

This dialogue mode......

Your three views are quite right, but why did you hear it so wrong......

Ye Zheng didn't refute anything, but continued to apologize: "I know, I shouldn't be prejudiced against you, thinking that those who dye yellow hair are all evildoers." ”

Zhou Buyi's nostrils turned to the sky, and he snorted arrogantly: "It's about the same, for the sake of your sincere attitude, I'll add food to you at noon." ”

"Praise from Zhou Buyi, knowing mistakes can improve a lot!"

Hearing the word "add vegetables", Ye Zheng was overjoyed, and then suddenly realized that something was wrong, and he inexplicably remembered a sentence - if you want to tie a man's heart, you must first tie the man's stomach.

The pill was actually powdered by Zhou Buyi's bowl of green vegetables and egg noodles, it's really a long time to see, this guy won't awaken the special ability to subdue humans with cooking, right?!

Seeing Zhou Buyi Meizi coming over to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, Ye Zheng suddenly remembered something, so he asked, "By the way, what did you do with our teacher Liu Yan yesterday morning?"

Zhou Buyi looked indifferent and said, "It's not a big deal, our boss wants to say hello to her and let me investigate Teacher Liu's commute to work." ”

Ye Zheng: "......"

Boss, say hello, investigate the commuting path, put it together and say it's okay, the ghost believes it!

He hurriedly asked, "Who is your boss?"

As a good law-abiding citizen, he is ready to strangle all wrongdoing in the cradle.

"Uh...... What is it called? I just changed it last Sunday, and it turned out that the boss of this area was beaten away by him, you wait, I'll take a look after washing the dishes. ”

Zhou Buyi entered the kitchen with the bowl, and the sound of rushing water came out.

Dare to love this product or surrender to the enemy!

Ye Zheng vowed to figure it out, but Teacher Liu Yan loves his job and is dedicated, and in his mind he is the No.1 among the teachers, cough, in fact, in the hearts of all the boys in No. 1 Middle School, Mr. Liu is the No.1......

He asked aloud, "How are you going to ask a good question?"

There was silence in the kitchen, save for the sound of rushing water and the clattering of chopsticks.

Ye Zheng chuckled in his heart, there must be a problem if he didn't reply!

After a while, Zhou Buyi walked out while wiping his hands with a white coat, he stared at Ye Zheng with burning eyes, and his face hated iron and steel: "You, you, you have read so many books in vain, do you know that kidnapping is a crime? ”

You can't wash it in vain!

In order to defend Mr. Liu's appearance, Ye Zheng turned on the earnest teaching mode: "Zhou Buyi, have you ever heard a word?"

"Don't take evil as small, don't take good as small?"

Ye Zheng: "???"

It's so smooth, this product really doesn't have the special function to see through people's hearts?!

He quickly touched his glasses.

Mental power: F, spiritual power F, reaction power F, physique F, qualification: C, appearance, A.

Overall strength: 4. Evaluation: It is better to dye the top of the head yellow than to dye it green.

Except for qualification C, the others are scum, it seems that this kind of observation of words and expressions that is almost penetrating people's hearts is a skill that Zhou Buyi has practiced.

Zhou Buyi shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands .jpg: "What can I do, I don't want to, you think that even if I don't go, there will be others who will go, they all come out to eat, I behave positively, and my life will be more comfortable." ”

Fallacy, absolute fallacy!

Ye Zheng knew that he was wrong, but he couldn't think of any words to refute him, to be honest, aside from the unreliable identity of the apprentice of the Yuxu monk, Zhou Buyi was just an ordinary person struggling at the bottom of the society, his behavior in mixed society did not conform to the mainstream values of society, but it was also an indispensable part of this society for the time being, which can be said to be an extremely contradictory existence.

He pondered for a while: "Otherwise, if your boss wants to say hello to Teacher Liu one day, you will notify me in advance, right?"

Zhou Buyi didn't want to think about it, and refused: "No, if you enter a line and love a line, betraying the boss is a taboo in this industry, I can't do this." ”

Wait, didn't you just join the enemy?

Ye Zhengyi gritted his teeth: "Two hundred." ”

Zhou Buyi narrowed his eyes and said with a hesitant expression: "Are you going to insult me with money?"

Ye Zheng nodded: "Five hundred." ”

"Huh. ”

"A thousand!"

"Deal!"

Ya, the acting is so good, if the barrage system doesn't show your bad reviews, I really thought that using money throwing would insult you!

Even though he is a poor person with no future, Ye Zheng doesn't feel sorry for this thousand yuan at all, he has already recorded this account on the head of the Yuxu monk......

He took out his mobile phone and added friends with Zhou Buyi.

Your friend [Zhouyi Gossip] has received money.

The nickname is so Xiuzhen, could it be the reason why Yuxu takes a fancy to him?

Ye Zheng asked curiously, "Do you play such advanced things as Zhou Yi Bagua?"

"I like to watch gossip ......"

Ye Zheng .jpg with a smile.

When the atmosphere between the two was delicate, there was a sudden bang, and the door was slammed open by a thin figure.

Well?

I don't know who this thing is......