Chapter 8: Impersonating a Master
I really don't believe it, she looks like she is in her thirties and can be a mother-in-law, and she is in her thirties, or I deliberately increased her age, because she wears makeup, and she looks like she is about thirty years old.
After the politeness was over, she got to the point, she briefly told me about Ye Lin's situation, saying that she didn't deal with Ye Lin much, but she didn't expect that she, the daughter-in-law, would be so resistant to finding a lactation promoter.
She said that she had worked hard at that time, and wanted to find a lactation promoter, but there was no one at all, so she could only rely on the experience of the old man to teach her.
I saw that she was a little flamboyant, and even a little self-familiar, and I couldn't accept it for a while, so I just coped with it, and asked her if Ye Lin had any abnormal behavior recently, such as what kind of reaction she had when she saw which lactation promoters.
Then Ms. Miao shook her head helplessly, and said, the girl was very dissatisfied with the other lactation promoters, saying that she didn't want people to touch her body and felt dirty.
After speaking, she seemed to feel that she had said the wrong thing, and hurriedly smiled: "Doctor Zhang, I didn't mean that, my thinking is not so feudal. ”
I got used to it, so I asked her, "What about when the female lactation promoter came?"
Ms. Miao shook her head: "The woman came, but she asked her to take off her clothes, but it didn't work at all and drove her away." ”
I nodded and said, the lactation promoter industry, the woman is really not good, and she can't pass this hurdle in her heart, but it will make her resist this industry, so you can take me up to take a look, I don't think her situation is serious.
Ms. Miao nodded again and again, "Doctor Zhang is really insightful, I'll take you up to see her." ”
I nodded and said, "Well, don't say I'm a lactation promoter, just say I'm a friend, I'll observe her first." ”
Ms. Miao's eyes lit up, obviously she didn't expect me to have this kind of way, so she nodded busily, reassuring me that she was very good at this kind of thing.
I followed her upstairs, looking at her somewhat bewitching figure, I could naturally understand that she said what she was good at, generally this kind of bewitching and well-dressed woman will fool people, both men and women can fool people.
There are also surprisingly many rooms upstairs, and my client, Ye Lin, lives on the third floor.
When Ms. Miao took me over, she walked all the way to the corner of the third floor, and then she knocked on the door gently: "Linlin, are you sleeping?"
A somewhat vigilant voice came from inside: "No, what's wrong, Auntie?"
When I heard this aunt, I almost understood what kind of girl was inside.
are already married and have children, and they have to be called mother-in-law and aunt, it seems that the girl in it is either quite simple, or her personality is a little flawed.
Ms. Miao also smiled awkwardly, pinched her throat and said inside: "Linlin, I have a friend who just came here and hasn't seen you yet, so it's inconvenient to open the door to meet you?"
It took a long time inside before there was a hesitant sound.
After a while, the door was opened, and an innocent girl with long hair and a shawl looked obviously surprised when she saw me.
I guess she thinks Ms. Miao's friend should be a woman, but I'm a man.
For fear that she would resist, I hurriedly smiled at her: "Hello Ye Lin, my name is Zhang Luo." ”
"Oh, hello. ”
Ye Lin nodded at me without knowing it, but she stood at the door, obviously not letting me in.
After all, when a woman is confined, she is very sensitive, and most men will not enter the room.
Ms. Miao obviously noticed this, and was busy next to her and said with a smile: "Linlin, Zhang Luo is my friend, I asked him to come and see if there is any problem with the feng shui pattern of your room." ”
I was directly stunned, I didn't expect her to find such an excuse to let me in.
"Huh, okay......"
Ye Lin nodded, and this was the way to get out of the way.
Ms. Miao winked at me, pulled me, and entered Ye Lin's room.
The room is not big, I pretended to look inside, turned to Ms. Miao and said, the layout of the room is not bad, there is no problem.
As a result, she asked me several questions, such as whether the vase could be placed like this.
I replied ambiguously, and without saying a word, she suddenly changed her face and said:
"That, Master Zhang, I'm sorry, I suddenly remembered, the chicken soup below is still stewing, the nanny has the child, I'll go down and get it first......" She glanced at Ye Lin again, and explained: "Linlin, you entertain Master Zhang, I'll come up later." ”
Ye Lin nodded blankly, smiled awkwardly at me, and obviously agreed.
Then Ms. Miao winked at me, turned around and walked out the door.
I thought to myself that her acting skills were still first-class, and I nodded at her.
When she went out, there were only two people left in the house, me and Ye Lin.
The atmosphere was extremely awkward, and I found that this Ye Lin didn't seem to be very good at talking, so she just said, Master Zhang, you can watch it first, and then sat on the bed and played with his mobile phone.
I pretended to look around the room, and then pointed to a wind chime and said, "Linlin, I see that your wind chime is here, and the position is not very good, is it a little bad lately?"
Ye Lin was playing with her mobile phone, and was obviously stunned and said, "No, Master Zhang, I've been a little unhappy lately, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with wind chimes." ”
I thought about it and said, "Has the kid been arguing all the time these two nights?"
Ye Lin, who was still full of concern, looked at me in some surprise and asked, "Master Zhang, how do you know?"
I smiled and said, "You have something to do with the location of the yin evil, the room is too far back, the position of the wind chimes is not good, and it even affects your meridians." ”
Ye Lin's eyes widened, and her face was full of surprise: "Yes, I have been sleeping hard lately, does it have something to do with this?
I shook my head and said, "Take this, it won't have any effect in a short time, your house is decorated with wind chimes, right? At least three months, even if you take it now, you can't change the room, it has affected your physical condition, and it will also cause the symptoms of lack of milk and lack of milk." ”
"So what should I do?"
Ye Lin was visibly anxious.
I pondered for a while and said, "In your condition, if you are weak, it is definitely not possible to use acupuncture, in addition to daily diet control, you also need to go through the meridians, because your body and qi and blood are not very good, the best way is to massage." ”
Speaking of these, of course, I am good at the field, I have studied Chinese medicine, and I am also familiar with things like qi and blood.
"Do you think I need to find a lactation promoter?"
Ye Lin was obviously a little displeased.
"That's not necessary, you don't need a lactation promoter in your situation, you just need to ventilate the blood and breath, I'll ask your mother-in-law if she agrees, if you agree, I'll give you a warm vein." ”