Chapter 773: Corpse Fraud
"I died so unjustly, I died so unjustly-"
"Why are you hurting me, why are you hurting meβ"
"I'm going to follow you, I'm going to follow you, I'm going to follow you, I'm going to follow you......"
Su Mo's "corpse" sat up stunned, his eyes closed, his hands stretched out, his body half twisted, and ran towards Fu Bao's white and tender neck.
".......No, I didn't hurt you...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's me, it's me...... Ah, don't come! Don't come! Don't follow me, don't ........"
Fu Bao's frightened little face was pale and trembling, so he sat on the ground and hid back, his eyes full of horror and fear.
It's just that she sits on the ground and moves like this, where can she get up quickly? Seeing that those hands are about to touch her neck, it scares her so much that her soul flies.
But the strange thing is that Su Mo's "corpse" is not fast, no matter how slow she dodge, the hands are always a little bit worse, always keeping a fixed distance.
Jiang Zheng and the guards were dumbfounded, and those who did not know the situation were also trembling with fright, and their faces were pale, if it weren't for the fact that Shang was still concerned about the strict military discipline in the army, and there were many brothers next to him, I am afraid that they would have already turned around and ran away.
Zhang Zhenren's nose was almost crooked, he was already puzzled by Su Mo's death, but seeing this scene at this moment, why didn't he understand, it was this kid who was messing with ghosts?
It's just that this kid can even hide himself, this ability is really extraordinary. He didn't know that his previous guess was really not wrong at all, and in this world, there was indeed an existence that he didn't know and couldn't understand: life vitality.
In the face of this higher life form that has already surpassed cognition, even the innate foundation can be supplemented, let alone a small trick such as pretending to be dead.
To tell the truth, the moment he suddenly sat up stunned when he saw his "corpse" just now, he was also involuntarily startled.
But when the "corpse" suddenly spoke, if he couldn't react, it would really be in vain. Can you meow a little more fake? Look at your appearance like a ghost? Stiff and stiff, still holding out his hands, that's clearly a zombie, okay?
How many have we heard that this person turned into a zombie as soon as he died? This is so unprofessional, not to mention, the most hateful thing is to play this kind of trick in front of the dignified Heavenly Master. You uncle! Do you know what the Heavenly Master Sect of Longhu Mountain does? Professional ghost catcher!
Zhang Zhenren's lungs are about to explode.
"Shameless villain, pretend to be a ghost, and die for Lao Dao!" Seeing that his daughter was about to faint with fright, Zhang Zhenren immediately shouted, and he already flew over and kicked towards the "corpse".
"I'll go, I'll come back!" Su Mo screamed, no longer caring about pretending to be a zombie. Turned over and got up, and hid behind Fu Bao in a puff of smoke, that's called a Ma Yuer, how can he still look stiff?
"Dead bullnose, you're almost done. Dare to come again, believe it or not, I'll strangle your daughter first?" Holding Fu Bao with one hand, Su Mo poked his head out from behind Xiao Lori and threatened fiercely.
Zhang Zhenren's face was pale, and the steps he was about to take suddenly stiffened, and his body shook a few times to hang and fall down.
What kind of person is this, he is obviously capable, but he actually hijacked a little girl as a shield, and he still needs to be a little bit of Bilian? What about the demeanor of a special master?
"You ....... shameless!" Zhang Zhenren trembled slightly, gritted his teeth and scolded angrily.
Jiang Zheng and the other guards next to him also understood at this time, and the two of them were all full of strangeness. Isn't this Zhang Zhenren angry? That person has even done something to pretend to be a ghost to scare the little girl, how can he have any demeanor and discipline at all?
Shameless and no lower limit, that's what I'm talking about.
Sure enough, Su Mo didn't have the slightest sense of losing his identity, but instead looked proud, pouted, and said: "Shameless sister! Let me tell you, the little master is injured, very serious, if you don't have an explanation, see if the little master is done with you?"
Zhang Zhenren was so angry that he didn't dare to act no matter how angry he was. My own daughter is now in the hands of others, and with the shamelessness of that thief, if you really want to do it desperately to your beloved daughter, you will regret it.
Helplessly, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath to suppress the anger. When he opened his eyes again, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you say!
How do ......you say that?
Su Mo's eyes were rolling, and he couldn't answer for a while. He was just a scoundrel casually, where did he really think about what he really wanted, but this question is difficult to stop Mr. Su, and it can be played in the forest farm.
"Well, then...... Why don't you get a few million taels of silver first?" Teacher Su opened his mouth tentatively.
Zhang Zhenren almost fainted, what kind of millions of taels of silver? Why don't you go and rob it? What are you doing as an old man, are you making silver?
"Don't go too far, where did the old man get you so much silver? no," he said angrily.
"No, how could it be! I don't believe it!" Su Mo said with wide eyes.
"You ........" Lao Dao trembled angrily, gritted his teeth and said angrily: "What do you not believe, Lao Dao is a monk, how can he have more than two silver." β
Su Mo sneered and pouted: "Bullshit monks, you Taoist monks are the best at cheating. Don't say that you didn't draw talismans to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits or anything in the past, even if you didn't, but there is always a fortune telling, looking at feng shui or something, right? Can you play these without charging money? Or is your nickname Lei Feng? Don't play tricks with the little master, hurry up and give money and everything will stop. Otherwise, hum ......." he said, tightening his grip on Lori's arm, eyes slanting.
Zhang Zhenren's robe sleeves were windless, and he saw that his hair was standing up. What kind of status he has in the rivers and lakes. There was what Su Mo said, and that was a long time ago.
Not to mention, he was recruited by the emperor, and his identity was almost like that of a national teacher, so how could he engage in those tricks again? Not only did he lose his identity, but the emperor would never allow it. Otherwise, wouldn't even the royal face be lost?
A national teacher of a country, go to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, tell fortunes and look at appearances...... How old is this weird idea?
Zhang Zhenren was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Jiang Zheng next to him couldn't stand it anymore, although he was actually very happy now. Seeing this old cow's nose deflated, it made him feel as if he had drunk a big sip of iced sour plum soup on dog days.
If you despise Lao Tzu again, and then let you look down on Lao Tzu, you should let this shameless person deal with you, see if you can do it?
It's just that he is cool, after all, he hasn't forgotten his duty. The emperor is still waiting over there, and since the time limit of one hour has been given, there is absolutely no room for turnaround!
Thinking of this, he waved his hand and motioned for the guards to surround him, then stepped forward and coughed lightly: "Su Mo, don't make trouble." Your Majesty has a decree to order you to go and see you quickly, and the matter here, and wait until you meet the king, and then make a plan. β
As he spoke, he glanced at Su Mo vaguely. His meaning was naturally to imply that Su Mo would accept it when he saw it, and when the time came to the Son of Heaven, he would help him speak together, so that Su Mo would not suffer a loss.
It's a pity that he is wishful thinking. For Su Mo, Zhang Laodao is not a friend, and Jiang Zheng and Jiang are also not friends. When the two first met, Commander Jiang looked disdainful, but he remembered it clearly.
Therefore, after hearing Jiang Zheng's words, he ignored his eyes at all, and pouted: "Commander Jiang, aren't you standing and talking without backache? What kind of trouble, where is the little master? I'm injured? Your Majesty wants to see me? Okay, but I'm seriously injured now and can't move, let me talk slowly." β
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Zheng opened his mouth in disbelief at first, but then he couldn't help but have a blue tendon on his forehead.
Injured?Still very serious?Can't move?Why are you so injured that you can still pretend to be a ghost and scary? Can you still kidnap other people's daughters and blackmail people? Are you thinking you're a fool, or are you taking Lao Tzu for a fool?
"You're enough! Where are you injured, are you really blind? I tell you, hurry up and go honestly with this official, otherwise you will be disrespecting the decree! According to the law of the Ming Dynasty, those who resist the decree and do not respect it will be killed!"
Jiang Zheng didn't care about looking at Zhang Zhenren's jokes anymore, and while he was angry in his mouth, he was already holding the embroidered spring knife on his waist with one hand.
"Kill, yo, yo, tsk, okay, you come to chop, the little master will take your surname if he frowns! How do you know that the little master is not injured? The little master is a psychological trauma! The spirit has been greatly damaged....... forget it, with your IQ, you can't understand the explanation to you. Wait obediently, and when the little master solves the current matter, he will go with you. β
Su Mo let out a series of strange noises at him, and the whole street scoundrel posture of virtue. At the end, he waved his hand impatiently, and attached a spiritual contempt attack to his hand, which immediately caused 10,000 points of mental damage to Commander Jiang's psychology.
Jiang Zheng was choked, and immediately began to tremble like Zhang Zhenren. The two of them stood there shaking and shaking, trembling and pointing at him tremblingly, unable to speak.
"You...... What do you have to do to let go?" or Zhang Zhenren was the first to hold back his anger and opened his mouth again.
He can see that this kid clearly has other plans, what millions of taels of silver, it is simply nonsense and entanglement. In this case, it is better to admit it happily and rescue the girl first.
"That's right, that's right. If you are wrong, you must admit it, and if you are beaten, you must stand upright, the so-called person who knows the times is the one who is handsome......." Sure enough, Su Mo raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and his face showed appreciation.
"Since you are not willing to give up the millions of taels of silver, you can also exchange it for something else. For example, your * thing, the little master is very interested....... alas, it hurts, I'll go, let go!"
Su Mo triumphantly saw the dagger, but before he could finish speaking, he suddenly stiffened and screamed loudly.
Under the light of the lantern torch, Fu Bao Xiaozhen hugged someone's arm with both hands, and bit and bit fiercely with his small mouth, and the strange light in his big eyes was burning, and he was ashamed and excited......