Chapter 157
Since you can't find any evidence, let's get him some evidence.
Fu Erdai's mind is very sober.
But what evidence is there for him?
Panties?
It's too scoundrel to proofread
Bandeau?
This one, it's so shy!
After thinking about it, Fu Erdai finally thought of a good way to be a woman.
If you have it, just add something to him, absolutely no problem.
Hee-hee!
But I'm a big man, how can I add something to him?
And it's such a hard thing to be ashamed of, what's the matter? It's so hard for me!
Pregnant!
Lao Tzu doesn't have a system, ask it.
In his mind, Fu II evokes the system.
"System, can you help me put a lipstick mark on this guy's suit? It should be hidden, not so easy to be discovered, and it must be able to prove that this is a female lipstick mark, preferably real. ”
"No problem, as long as the host pays 100 check-in points, it's done. It can also be tailored for you, the location and the depth of the lipstick are up to you, how about it?
"Bah, 100 sign-in points, just add a lipstick print, and the converted money is 10 million, my good one!"
"If the host doesn't feel good, then it's okay to print it yourself, and it's not that difficult, right? Just buy a lipstick and come back, then put it on your mouth, and print it on your clothes, right?"
"Isn't this nonsense? Lao Tzu has time to buy some lipstick now, and Nima and I kiss myself on a very man's suit? This is not a clear cheating? Is Lao Tzu that kind of person? Even if Lao Tzu is that kind of person, it is impossible to be stupid enough to blatantly let people find out, right? Why do you have a pig brain in this system? Oh no, you don't have a brain at all, Lao Tzu is too lazy to talk to you. ”
"Well, why don't you buy me a magic lipstick and put it on? It's cheap, it's only 10 sign-in points. ”
"The problem is that I bought lipstick from you, even if I can print it, then when people come to search me and find that I have lipstick on my body, won't I wear it, isn't the big detective Lao Tzu embarrassed? ”
After thinking about it, Fu Erdai still felt that it was better to let the system directly add a lipstick print. ”
"Forget it, you still get a lipstick to print it, just on the inside right side of the collar fold, generally men hug women like this, and then women start to kiss on the right side of the man, just kiss that place, it's perfect. ”
"Is the host now sure to spend 100 sign-in points to buy a lipstick stamp on the suit?"
"Sure, hurry up, why are you so verbose every time? It's toxic, right? Can't you save some effort, just do it?"
"This is also something that can't be helped, it must be confirmed, so as not to make a mistake, and it is also for the sake of the host, so don't complain?"
"Okay, hurry. ”
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully purchasing the lipstick print, it has been printed on the required position for the host, please check it for the host, and deduct 10 million Huaxia coins from your bank card, I hope you know." ”
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Only then did the second generation of Fu turn over the suit of HJ Fu Ma Ye in his hand, looked at the position of the collar, and sure enough, he saw a shallow lipstick mark.
Then Fu Erdai began to pretend to be forced.
"Haha...... Sure enough, as I expected, there was a girl's lipstick mark on the clothes, please look at Her Royal Highness the princess. ”
After the second generation of Fu finished, he just wanted to hand over the suit to Her Royal Highness the princess.
Unexpectedly, Her Royal Highness the princess was already furious at this time, snatched the suit from Fu Erdai's hand, and began to check.
"HJ, you sweet-talking liar, my mother will definitely kill you. ”
"Then I will dismantle you in 10 pieces, one to feed the dogs, one to feed the pigs, one to throw into the sea, one to hang on the balcony to dry, one to make meatballs for you to eat, one to the mountain for the beasts to swallow, one to send back to your parents, one to your lovers, so that they are afraid to death, if they do not die, I will kill them again, it can only be related to you, I want them not to end well." ”
Her Royal Highness the princess basically shouted these words, and the degree of anger can be imagined.
"Ruth, what's wrong? What's on my clothes? Make you angry? Like an angry bird, don't be angry, and it's easy to get wrinkles when you're angry, and you get old quickly, and you won't look good when the time comes, and you're so fierce that it's easy to be turned into a tigress, and the impact is very bad!"
"You give me death, see for yourself!"
Princess Ruth threw her clothes over to HJ Fu Maye.
HJ Fu Ma Ye took his suit and began to look at it with a confused face.
"What are you doing, with such a big temper, I don't see anything. ”
"Are you fucking blind? You can't see such a big lipstick mark, or are your whole family blind?"
"Where is the lipstick print? Why can't I see it?"
"Keep your eyes open and see where the collar is. ”
When Master Fu heard this, he began to look at the collar of his suit.
I really found a very shallow lipstick mark, and I was so scared that I stuttered on the spot.
"No, it's impossible, I obviously washed my clothes once after I slept with Fen Fen last night, how could there be lipstick marks, impossible, impossible, I don't believe ......"
"Haha...... Who are you? After sleeping with Fen Fen last night?"
Fu Erdai caught the key to HJ Fu Ma Ye's gaffe, and hit the point with one word.
"This time you confessed it yourself, we didn't wronged you!"
Fu Erdai smiled very proudly on the side, and there was a kind of look of letting Zhi in Zheng
"What? I don't have anything. ”
HJ Fu Ma Ye immediately covered his mouth with both hands, and the ten dukes looked aggrieved, and they really wanted to swallow the words that came out just now back into their stomachs.
"You don't have anything to say, you give me death. ”
Princess Ruth took off her shoes and threw them at HJ Fu Ma Ye, and it was a very useful kind.
This ** work attracted the audience to look at them, and they all pointed at these two people.
The people who eat melons don't know what's going on, they don't know what's going on, so they can only be monkeys and watch the show.
HJ Fu Ma Ye suddenly killed back, and pointed at Fu Erdai fiercely.
"You are dead, even if you escape to the end of the earth, I will not let you go, I will make you unable to mix in H City, I will find someone to kill you, and then throw you into the sea, so that you will be eaten alive by fish, and there will be no bones. Don't be complacent, thinking that you can play dead in this way, to tell you honestly, the princess still loves me, as long as I admit my mistake in front of him, there will be nothing, you, just wait for my endless revenge. ”
Fu Erdai didn't say anything, just looked at HJ Fu Ma Ye with a smile.