"Instant noodles, come out. ”

Zhou Yu thought about it and shouted out the system.

"Can you not call other people's instant noodles, even if you call other people's systems, it's better than instant noodles!"

The cute voice sounded, and Zhou Yu only felt that the world was spinning, speechless.

"Okay, okay, I just want to ask, what's the point of my experience?" Zhou Yu didn't care, and hurriedly asked.

"What experience points? How do I not know what experience points. ”

The system directly started haha, pretending not to know anything, so that Zhou Yu almost picked up the hammer and smashed his head with a hammer.

But when I thought that I couldn't hit the system by smashing my head, I had no choice but to give up.

system, people are much better than you.

"Speak well, I'm serious. Zhou Yu was helpless, and hurriedly asked in a deep voice.

The system paused for a while before slowly speaking: "Well, isn't there something wrong with the system? Or, I'll give you some casually, well, that's a good idea, so be it, give you 500 points." ”

As the system spoke, it seemed that it suddenly thought of paying attention, and then as a matter of course, it directly transferred 500 experience points to his basic panel.

"What?500 points?"

Zhou Yu only felt that his head was confused, and said anxiously: "System, don't take you like this, I spent nearly 600 million, shouldn't I have at least 5 million experience points?"

Zhou Yu felt that he had worked so hard to spend money, but in exchange for a sentence, there was something wrong with the system.

I feel extremely sad.

Can you not keep having problems!

It's not fun to open a hanging.

The baby wants to cry.

What do you mean to give you some casually, that's 5 million experience points.

It's almost time to upgrade to level 3.

Level 3, now it's level 1.

"Host, you have to learn to understand people, don't you know? The system also has systematic suffering, who made me bad at math. ”

The system paused and continued, "I'd love to have a little more experience for you, but math limits my imagination!"

Zhou Yu: "......"

Are you bad at math? Why don't you always give me less or no counting?

Why don't you think it's a little more?

"No, at least 50,000 experience points, otherwise I'll be over with you. ”

Zhou Yu said angrily.

As he spoke, he stood up directly in the house.

"Hey, little brother, it's still not over with me, why are you telling me how to finish it?"

The system's voice suddenly became sharp.

Well, it should be a royal sister.

"If you don't give me 50,000 points, I'll jump. ”

Zhou Yu walked to the window, looking like if you don't give it to me, I'll die to show you.

Hiss!

The curtains at night were supposed to be closed, but now they opened automatically with a hiss.

Crunch!

The closed windows also slowly opened.

"I'm not going to stop you. ”

The system's provocative voice sounded again: "Little brother, you jump, you're dead, I'm going to find my 184th host, and you, heheda." ”

Zhou Yu was angry, opened his mouth and didn't know what to say.

I can only look at the night sky speechlessly, looking at the ocean and sighing, no, I can't sleep at night.

Closing the door and closing the curtains, Zhou Yu gave up seeking death.

"System, I lost, I didn't bully the host like you. ”

Zhou Yu lay on the bed speechlessly and said to the system, but the whole person wanted to cry without tears.

"Hmph, for your sake of admitting defeat, I'll give you 50,000 experience points!" the system snorted softly and said slowly.

Zhou Yu was overjoyed.

Then look at your own Fundamentals panel.

【Level】Level 1 (51440/100000)

Although there is still some distance from the upgrade, it should not be far away.

Well, it looked much more comfortable before.

However, when he remembered his father's system, he had a sense of collapse in his heart.

"The system, my next consumption, how to calculate the experience points, you can't look at it, it's not fair. ”

Zhou Yu said, but he kept thinking about whether the system would agree.

I was still thinking about how to get the system to agree, but I didn't expect the system to agree directly: "Okay, no problem." ”

"Ding, congratulations to the host for finding the system bug and confirming the fix. Reward a general raffle ticket"

"Ding, the system revision bug is successful, restarting, please wait. ”

"Ding, the system restarts successfully, the experience value calculation method is reset, and the source of experience points consists of three aspects, first, the system publishes the task, and the host completes the task to obtain experience points; second, the host can get 1 point for every 10,000 yuan consumed; third, it will immediately trigger the collection of a certain value, which can be exchanged for a certain amount of experience points"

Three voices in a row kept sounding, Zhou Yu was slightly stunned, he really didn't expect that this was actually a bug problem.

Of course, even now that the revision has been completed, his inner skepticism about the system has not changed.

Systems are a bad thing.

This idea has been ingrained in his mind and lingers.

The only thing that made him strange was that, though.

This time, the reboot time is actually very fast, there is no lag, and the system has no stuttering, which is really strange.

However, when you see the three ways to get experience points, a smile appears on the corner of your mouth, as long as you confirm how you will get experience points, it will be good.

At first, the system said it was paralyzed and no experience was calculated.

Zhou Yu felt that he could understand.

But when the system restarts, after telling yourself that you can get experience points for every 100 yuan you spend, the experience points have never grown, no matter how much you spend, you haven't moved.

This inevitably made Zhou Yu collapse, and now it is a bug in exchange for a sentence.

Well, even if you force it to explain, or if you play it on purpose, I believe you this time anyway.

Zhou Yu thought about the system like this, and then said: "A gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase." ”

"Who's a gentleman? Hmph, I'm not anyway. ”

The playful voice of the system made Zhou Yu speechless for a while, and it was difficult to say anything, so he could only give up.

Then Zhou Yu asked: "That's it, anyway, you are the system, you are cheating, what is that intermediate designated lottery ticket?"

"The intermediate designated lottery ticket is something that can be used to designate a lottery page, and the thing drawn is more than ten times better than that drawn from the ordinary lottery ticket. Although the system's answer was average, Zhou Yu was quite satisfied.

Nodding, he asked again, "What is that professional lottery ticket?" ”

"The hosts I chose have a very high IQ, why did you choose you this time with such a low IQ? ”

The system had a disgusted voice, which made Zhou Yu speechless again.

Is this host stupid?

Does the host have a low IQ?

I'm afraid you're mistaken!

"Whoever has a low IQ, who is stupid and begging to die, the system you give me out, I promise not to kill you. ”

Zhou Yu roared angrily.

"Just your IQ is low!As the name suggests, the professional lottery ticket is to draw a profession!" the system responded coldly.

"Didn't you give me my half-immortal profession?, why do you still need a profession extraction now?" Zhou Yu asked in wonder.

When the system heard Zhou Yu's question, it didn't answer for a long time, and finally spit out two words.

"Idiot!"