Nine hundred and four trick-or-treating
"No!" it seems that this is not the first time that the old man has caught up with this kind of thing, and all the processes are very detailed. If you want a certificate, you don't! You want an ID card, no! If you want a contact number, you don't have to give it to you! Even if you see the car keys, you want to, you don't give them the same! You can't do something big and engage in technological innovation, and you can't do tricks? You look at the crutches on the car, and the age is so old, who really does it mean to be rough for the old man? Get out of the car, you have to get down! If you don't get out of the car, and both sides are still on the road, then there is no way, and you can only take the car and people and push it away together.
"What did you bring? Can you prove your identity! Which street you belong to, where you live, you know this!" The traffic police are not willing to do this on weekends, but relying on the chengguan alone does not seem to be able to deal with these old men who are good at cheating. At the same time, these things are indeed their own business. Whether it is a black car or a crippled motorcycle, it is dangerous to go on the street, so it is better to sit less.
"Hey, don't squeeze it, why are you going? Is there anything to do with you?" Hu Dafa was trying to squeeze into the circle, grab the front row seat, see more clearly, listen more clearly, live drama, free ticket to watch the movie, so lively, why not be active? Unexpectedly, he was stopped by two "special agents" in front of him who stretched out their arms.
"It's my business!" Hu Da bouted and looked at the special service left and the other special service on the right, and rolled his eyes towards the sky.
"Do you know him?" the agent glanced at each other, could it be that this is the old man's son, calling the old man to go home for dinner?"
"None of them are my father! I don't know any of them!" Hu Dafa shook his head and continued to interrupt.
"What's the matter with you? What are you squeezing in?" The two young special services showed impatience on their faces, and this matter itself is not easy to execute, it is all the business of the chengguan, the traffic police, and the chengguan, and these civil servants only move their mouths and do not use their hands, and they have to let the special services do this kind of rough, manual work, and offending people! Fortunately, they are not locals, or they must not be scolded by their families and neighbors every day! No wonder the security team rarely recruits locals. It has to be a young man, just to be able to worry less about human favor and face, and be more angry, when it's time to make a move, lend your conscience and close your eyes.
"I'm ----" Hu Dafa paused, his mouth suddenly closed, and he just pointed to the subway station.
"Speak!" the agent on the left frowned, his face disdainful.
"Don't let me take the subway! Look at you, what are you going to do if you block this mouth? Is this convenient for everyone to travel, or is it sincerely in the way! The big weekend is not worry-free, artificially create the morning rush hour! Idle! And ask me what I am doing? I want to practice green travel with practical actions, is it okay?" Hu Dafa's subdued and frustrated voice and tone are very good, and he lowered his voice just now, and his voice suddenly increased, saying the thoughts of many onlookers, and he couldn't help but look sideways.
"Hey, comrade, be quiet!" The traffic policeman looked at Hu Dafa helplessly, instructed the two spies to let him go, turned his face and continued to interrogate the old man in the car. "Speak! from which community?"
"Oh, gentlemen, it's you!" The old man in the car saw Hu Dafa, as if he saw a life-saving straw, stretched out half of his head from the car, and greeted Hu Dafa warmly. In his impression, Hu Dafa and a female policeman had made their own car, and last time in order to catch the thief, he could be regarded as having made a contribution, if he could be like some officials, the merits and demerits were offset, and he treated himself as a fart, how good it would be! At least he could say a few kind words in front of the traffic police comrades, and finally deal with himself!
"Oh, old man, are you walking here early?" Hu Dafa squeezed his eyebrows, with a little mockery, a little emotion, and a little sympathy.
"Ahem, well---- it's early! It's not an accident!" the old man winked at Hu Dafa, as if there was sand in his eyes, and it was difficult to wipe it with his hands, so he had to use the muscles around his eyes to squeeze out the sand and tears.
"Hehe! No trick!" Hu Dafa had a wicked smile on his face, his brain was spinning rapidly, he had finally met once, and when he saw it, he had to stretch out his hand and come up with an idea! Even if he couldn't help, he had to mix the water.
"Alas, do you know that ----? Tell me! Isn't that the female ---- last time also their insider!" the old man squeezed his eyes and asked Hu Dafa for help.
"Hey, comrade, aren't you catching the subway, hurry up! Don't make trouble here!" The traffic police did not come forward, and the chengguan did not speak, but a few young "very diligent" said while trying to push Hu Dafa out of the circle. People are not afraid that you will make trouble, but they are worried that some ignorant irrelevant people will take a photo and record a paragraph, add oil and vinegar with eye-catching text, and send it all over the world, which will have a bad impact!
"Why are you in a hurry? I'm not in a hurry as an emperor! When I meet an acquaintance, can't I say hello? Do you know how to be polite? Our country is a country of etiquette, understand? When you see an older person, you have to be polite!" Hu Dafa rolled his eyes and fired back at the word "troublemaker." "Don't touch me, I'm sick all over my body, high blood pressure, heart disease, cerebral thrombosis, diabetes, AIDS, I'm too sick!
After listening to Hu Dafa's self-introduction, the city management and the police couldn't help but look sideways, but they didn't expect that this person was not very old and had a lot of illnesses! Why don't you get a certificate of neurosis, that good envoy is far away from you.
"Hey---- hey, isn't he, is he scolding?" A spy was more diligent in his brain, frowning and thinking beside him, "He said that he is the emperor, and we are eunuchs!"
"Well! That seems to mean that! Hey, don't spit out dirty words when scolding! Hey, what did you just say? Who is the emperor and who is the eunuch?" A spy raised his eyes and glared angrily at Hu Dafa, but he was at least a meter away, in case he got too tight, he would sit on the ground with a blow, who would call the shots!
"I'm used to being the emperor at home! Besides, the emperor is not just a eunuch!" Hu Dafa sneered, turned his head, and saw that the old man was still grinding with the traffic police and playing tricks with the chengguan, and he already had some ideas in his head.
"Uh---- old man, I haven't rested this big weekend, and I still run out on a rainy day? Do you have to practice the life motto of ** and do good things for a lifetime?" Hu Dafa blinked, a smile appeared on his face, it was the kind of cheap smile, and he glanced at the traffic police out of the corner of his eye. This hint is almost written on the face.