They are all here to see the fault, they are not, it stands to reason that there is no need to queue, right?

Thinking like this, Comrade Gao Ming walked forward vigorously, and there were two flower pots at the gate of Zhou Guapi, one was a cactus more than one meter high, and the other was something similar to a lotus, and the leaves were almost the same as lotus leaves, but they were a little smaller, and they were still dry-planted!

The two old men in line looked at the two flower pots and kept pointing, saying that Zhou Taixian's flower pots were really authentic.

Laughed, just two flower pots, nagged by two old superstitions.

Comrade Gao Ming smiled at the two old men, revealing a harmless smile: "Two masters, is it Zhou Guapi who lives inside?"

An old man took three sips and said coldly: "Young man, don't be disrespectful to Zhou Daxian, you will be at fault." ”

It seemed to be true, and when he pushed the door open, a young man in his thirties stopped Comrade Gao Ming and said angrily: "What are you doing?

If you're in line, wait until tomorrow morning, right?

Comrade Gao Ming pretended not to hear and walked straight into the compound.

I finally saw Zhou Guapi's appearance in the room.

As soon as the leaves fell, as soon as he saw the appearance of Zhou Guapi, Comrade Gao Ming guessed where his nickname came from, he kept a watermelon head and wore a robe, like a refugee who crossed over from the Republic of China. There is no Dao bone fairy wind to speak of. What's even more interesting is that there are two mustaches, which can't tell the age, and should be in their fifties.

Zhou Guapi glanced up at Gao Ming and smiled: "You're here, wait first, I'll be fine soon!"

Gao Ming was a little apprehensive in his heart.

What do you mean by coming, you should ask me, 'Who are you?'

It seems that I have been here before, but I don't know what I am here for!

A middle-aged woman handed over a big piece of unity under Zhou Guapi's flickering, and then turned around and left.

There are so many people in the back line, and at this price, he can't give it out.

I knew what university I was studying, and I worshipped him directly!

He stroked his beard twice, looked up at Comrade Gao Ming, and said calmly: "Figured it out?"

Comrade Gao Ming didn't know what he meant, so he hummed.

Zhou Guapi nodded leisurely: "You are now blackened in the hall, and it has only been a day, and that evil ghost has already tortured you to a human form! This kind of evil ghost does a lot of evil, I have to do it myself to subdue it!"

Evil ghosts, do a lot of evil, don't be, buddy has a big unity left in his pocket!

Zhou Guapi waited for Comrade Gao Ming for a while, and found that he was silent, so he coughed lightly: "By the way, the 20,000 yuan, do you give cash or check!"

20,000 yuan! Are you robbing a bank?

Comrade Gao Ming laughed angrily.

I thought it would cost my last great unity, but I didn't expect this guy to open his mouth.

O god stick!

Thinking of this, he sneered and said, "Come on, when I didn't come!"

Zhou Guapi saw that Comrade Gao Ming was going to go, and probably didn't want to miss such a good business, so he pulled Comrade Gao Ming's sleeve: "Don't worry, young man, I'll give you a 20% discount!"

Twenty percent off your sister, I'll twenty percent off your second uncle and grandmother!

Zhou Guapi saw that Comrade Gao Ming ignored him, he was energetic again, gritted his teeth, and said, "Come on, I will lose money once this time!" Then he took out two pieces of yellow paper from his pocket, looked at the two pieces of yellow paper reluctantly and said: "You take these two spirit runes, paste one on the street door, paste one at the main gate, and see if your evil ghost does not appear in his true body, come to me when the time comes." ”

You're the devil, and your whole family is a devil!

If you don't take it for nothing, Gao Ming reached out and grabbed it, but he used too much force and tore it apart directly.

Zhou Guapi's tears fell out: "My spirit rune!

"These two are broken, let's have two more!" Stretching out his hand, Dang Gaoming stretched out his hand.

Zhou Guapi gritted his teeth again, and took out two more pieces of yellow paper tremblingly.

On the top of the red paint are written some words that Gao Ming Comrade does not recognize, and it looks like it is very hanging. In line with the principle that white jealousy is not sour, Gao Ming put it back in his pocket, doesn't my mother like to ask for spiritual talismans, just take it back and make her happy.

After returning home, Comrade Gao Ming also saw his neighbor Zhang, and when he saw him, he snorted coldly: "Yo, this is not Xiao Gao, your wife won more than 30 yuan for you, it's not bad!"

Hey! Look at his depressed look, he must have lost too much.

When I got home, my dad wasn't at home, so I was supposed to go to work.

He is the accountant in the township, usually has nothing to do, but when it comes to a meeting or any major instructions, he is too busy to even have time to eat, and Comrade Gao Ming has long been used to it for so many years.

My mother was washing vegetables in the kitchen, and when she returned to the east wing, Gao Ming saw Xibei squatting beside the bed at a glance, fiddling with colorful tickets on the bed. The sample is quite excited. Maybe he heard the footsteps, and he didn't raise his head and shouted: "Yo, I'm back, come and see, my luck is still so powerful today!"

Gao Ming laughed dryly, lowered his head, and went to find glue to glue the yellow paper, strange, it used to be in this place!

"What are you looking for?" asked Xibei curiously, having already put all her money back in her bag.

Gao Ming said: "Where's the glue?"

Xibei thought for a moment and said: "Didn't the glue run out of stickers!"

Looking at the happy word on the door, Gao Ming didn't know what to say.

Usually, when there is no glue, Gao Ming uses toothpaste, and this time is no exception, taking out the yellow paper that Zhou Guapi gave himself on one side, and looking for toothpaste on the other side.

Xibei snorted angrily: "Please get the spirit rune? Do you also believe in superstition?"

"You know what, I'm here to make my mom happy!"

"Show me!" Xibei said, ignoring Gao Mingtong's reluctance, and snatched the yellow paper directly from him.

"Haha, the pardon general is here, it's interesting, it's so interesting!" After speaking, she looked at Gao Ming with a smile and said, "How much money have you been cheated of?"

These are such awkward words, she actually knows them?

Gao Ming ignored her, took back the spirit rune, and according to what Zhou Guapi said, pasted the two spirit runes, which were yellow paper, on the street door and the door of the west wing where my mother lived.

A dead horse should be a live horse doctor, although Comrade Gao Ming does not believe in such things as Yintang blackening. But lately, there have been too many things about the evil sect.

"Don't waste your efforts, no lonely ghosts in our family dare to come!" Xibei muttered, but unfortunately the voice was too small for Comrade Gao Ming to hear.

After dinner, my mother stopped Gao Ming alone and said some bad things about Xibei goods.

It means that if you don't do housework, you know how to dress up and go out to play cards, not like a serious daughter-in-law, so let Comrade Gao Ming adjust/teach and teach.

Gao Ming nodded approvingly: "If she is a serious daughter-in-law, then there is no serious daughter-in-law in our town!"

My mother said: "The most important thing is to do housework, you see how busy I have become, how unbalanced, don't we pay attention to fairness and justice." ”

Gao Ming nodded: "It's not!"

Then my mother issued a task to Gao Ming, whether it was coercion or temptation tonight, she must be allowed to share the housework, Gao Ming agreed with a wry smile, now that the real estate certificate has been transferred, it is time to settle it with her.

Seeing that it was still early, Gao Ming planned to take a bath, but he felt that the water in the bathhouse was not very clean. As soon as I pushed the door, the voice of Xibei came from inside: "You wait, I'll be fine right away!"

"Hurry up!"

Half an hour later, Xibei woke up Comrade Gao Ming, who had almost fallen asleep

"Alright, you can go quickly!" said Xibei, wrapped in his pajamas, as he ruffled his hair.

At this time, Gao Ming, who looked at her, suddenly found that she had a tattoo on her calf, which was a black rose.

Paralyzed, I knew that this thing was not a good bird, and sure enough, my inference was correct.

As soon as you enter the bathroom, there is a burst of the fragrance of shower gel, and the sound of running water, which is damn not turned off the faucet!

There is no sewer in Gaoming Town, and it takes a while to pour dirty water, and the leaking pipe in her bathroom is connected to the outer ravine, and it is nothing to take a bath at ordinary times. Neighbors are certainly nagging.

So Gao Ming was very dissatisfied and said Can you turn off the faucet next time, don't you know that it's a shame to waste water resources.

There was no movement over there, only the laughter of Xibei was heard, and she was fascinated by watching TV!

Come on, it seems that the matter that my mother asked for can't be solved, and she doesn't plan to communicate with herself at all.

Just as Comrade Gao Ming was washing the skin, Xibei suddenly shouted: "Husband, where is the remote control of our house?

"I don't know, can you find it yourself?"

After a while, Xibei said: "See, it's on the coffee table, you hurry up and come out and help me get it, I've already got into the quilt." ”

God logic, this thing is definitely God logic! What kind of state is this lazy?

Won't Nima get out of bed and take it? Comrade Gao Ming resolutely pretended not to hear it and continued to wash his thoughts. You don't get out of bed, the remote control is there, do you like to watch it or not!

It's a pity that Comrade Gao Ming far underestimated the laziness of this sister.

Just when Comrade Gao Ming was rubbing the shower gel, he suddenly heard a crisp glass and the screams of Xibei goods.

ran out in a panic, and the scene in front of him made him want to pull Xibei out and beat him up.

My beloved crystal cup was ruined by her.

On the coffee table, the remote control was lying there peacefully, and the beloved crystal cup had fallen to the ground, the water inside had been spilled, and the cup had been broken.

And Xibei was holding a mobile phone charger data cable, and looked at Comrade Gao Ming with an innocent face: "Saorui! I just wanted to use the data cable to hook the remote control, and accidentally broke your beloved cup!"

Saorui, your sister!

Instead, Comrade Gaoming, who was furious, calmed down and came back from outside the door with a broom.

Xibei said with a smile: "It's okay, I won money in the past two days, and I'll buy a new one for you tomorrow!"

Do you know what this cup means to me? This is, this is what Zhong Yanan gave me. Comrade Gao Ming's heart was broken.

She didn't see the displeasure on Comrade Gao Ming's face at all, but said confidently: "Don't be busy sweeping the floor first, bring the remote control!"

Gao Ming instantly understood where domestic violence came from, whoever has such a lazy wife can't help but launch domestic violence against her, right?

immediately sneered and turned off the TV series.

She slipped out of the covers and asked unpleasantly, "Why did you turn off the TV?"

"No why!"

You scold me, come, as long as you dare to scold me, I will launch domestic violence against you, do you believe it?

Gao Ming is ready to overwhelm everything with strength.

As a result, he miscalculated.

She sighed, but didn't contradict him.

Hey, this is your favorite non-sincerity!

Gao Ming looked over curiously, only to see that she had drilled the quilt again, and a pair of ankles were exposed.

The black rose lay on her white calf, which was not ugly at all, on the contrary, it was very beautiful, and the two pink little feet were clean on the top, and the green tendons on the instep were spreading, and the branches and leaves of the rose were connected together, and they contrasted with each other.

It's so beautiful, I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

Looking back at the crystal cup on the ground, Comrade Gao Ming began to miss Zhong Yanan again in his heart.

This is when he celebrates his sophomore birthday, she gave it to herself.

He clearly remembered that she wore a pink coat that day, which stunned everyone present.

This is the only time in the entire university that Comrade Gao Ming can invite her to a birthday party.

In a few years, we will both get married, and this feeling buried in my heart will also drift away with the wind, right? Comrade Gao Ming could not help but feel a little lonely.

Uh, paralyzed, it looks like I'm married now, right?

After sweeping the floor and wiping it with a cloth again, Comrade Gao Ming walked back in a hurry. Of course he doesn't have a habit of cleanliness, it's not good if the broken glass slag pierces people's feet, Xibei doesn't care about it, it's better to step on the glass and bleed too much and die, he and his parents were injured for this, and the gains outweighed the losses.

Hey, there seems to be only one quilt on the bed. Only then did Comrade Gao Ming, who had a big nerve, think of it.