Chapter 105: Don't Move Otherwise I'll shoot
Yan Fei sent the girl up, saw her enter the dormitory and left. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
I first went to the dinosaur world to work for a while, ate a big meal, played with three puppies for a while, and looked at the tanning progress of the dinosaur king skin. Only then did the bird fly towards the Sancha River.
When he was about to enter the range of Sancha River Township, he suddenly circled in the air a few times, staring at the two figures below and observing.
The two people below didn't know that there was a bird in the sky, and they were not only staring at them silently, but even listening to the conversation between the two. The two of them were still talking and laughing freely.
One of them was boasting: "Ergouzi, it's not me talking about you." You're just too cowardly! These days, you are dying to death the bold, starving the cowardly. I've inquired for a long time, and tonight is our last chance. In the future, there will be patrols, will it be as convenient as it is now?"
When the other person heard this, he boasted: "Yes, yes, yes! It is good to follow Brother Liang, I used to be afraid of this and that, and I will not be able to make a fortune at any time! It is better to follow Brother Liang, as soon as I make a move, it will be a cow." Isn't it going to be a few thousand dollars to make this back? ”
"That's!" Brother Liang enjoyed the second dog's sycophancy. "Actually, I'll tell you! If you want to say that this work is the fastest way to steal cattle, you can pull it out casually, how can you not get three thousand yuan, how easy it is for one person to divide a thousand yuan. Do you say?"
"Yes, yes!" the second dog continued to tout. "I know that Brother Liang has a lot of unique skills, and Brother Liang can teach me more in the future!"
"Don't worry, follow my brother, there is meat to eat. Brother Liang was triumphant. "Now you know! This cattle stealing is actually very simple, except to guard against some people. There's even simpler! ”
"Really, I've long heard that Brother Liang's work of touching chickens is also a must! That chicken can't crow, right?"
"It's a trivial matter to keep the chicken from crowing!" Brother Liang did not hide his selfishness, he was really righteous to his brother, and immediately taught him his tricks.
"Chickens are like people, and at night they are dazed, as if they were asleep. You just have to move lightly, hold its belly and hold it up, and it won't even scream. You can put it on your shoulder, and it will stand honestly, and promise not to fall. Of course, since we have touched it, we will definitely not touch only one, but still bring a basket and put it in it to decorate more. ”
"High, really high!" Ergouzi gave a thumbs up to Brother Liang with his hand that was not holding a bull, and exclaimed.
"Where, where!" Brother Liang said modestly. "Actually, the work of touching chickens is not bad, although the money is a little slower, but a few in one night, there are dozens of dollars. It's safe, even if you get caught, you're not afraid, we don't have any money to fine it anyway, and we'll be locked up for a few days at most. If you are caught stealing cattle, you will be locked up for a long time, and most people will not dare. But the money is coming quickly! Otherwise, the bolder you are, the faster the money will come!"
"Yes, yes, if I hadn't followed Brother Liang, I wouldn't have dare. Ergouzi agreed. "Brother Liang is still amazing, this place is good. Let's go to the boundary of Tanghe County to steal, and we will arrive at our county in two steps, and the police station over there can't control us. ”
"Of course, since we want to do it, we have to do it with our hearts. Like ours, first of all, this selection point, that must be the key......"
The two thieves exchanged their experiences of stealing, looked at the stolen cattle, and thought about the money that was about to arrive, which was really in a good mood.
At this moment, a dark shadow appeared in front of the two, and when they came to the front, they saw that it was a young man with a bag who was slowly swinging over. The young man reached in front of the two of them, reached out and pulled it out of his bag, and a small black pistol appeared in his hand. Then the muzzle of the black hole hole was aimed at the two people: "Don't move, or I'll shoot!"
The legs of the second dog were weak, and Brother Liang was also a little weak at first, and then he stood firm, stared at the young man for a while, and sneered: "Which way is the brother? Are you joking with our brothers? And the gun? If you take a shotgun and come out, we will believe it, and if you take a pistol, who will you scare?"
Do you dare not believe my gun?
Without hesitation, the young man pulled the trigger.
Poof!
A stream of water was spraying on Brother Liang's face.
Brother Liang was furious: "The second dog leads the cow, and Lao Tzu teaches him a lesson...... Ah......h
Before the words fell, he was kicked out by the young man. Then the young man reached out and grabbed the reins of the ox from Ergouzi's hand, and pushed Ergouzi to the ground.
Then the other hand touched from behind, the gun in his hand was gone, and there were a few small bamboo poles with the thickness of his thumb, and he pulled them away from the two of them.
The small bamboo pole is much better than the water gun, this thing is soft and can be used as a whip, no matter how hard it is used, it can't kill people without hitting the vital point. And it hurts, and it is guaranteed to go down all at once, even through thick clothes, it hurts hotly.
After a few strokes, the small bamboo pole was broken into bamboo slivers, and when it was pumped again, there were bloody blood marks where the exposed flesh was encountered.
It hurts.
"Big brother, don't fight, don't fight, if you have something to say...... Ah......h
"Big brother, tap it...... Ah......h
"Big brother, you have to take the cow away...... Ah......h
The two thieves were crying bitterly and crying for their parents, rolling on the ground and begging for mercy.
The young man who beat them stopped beating after a few beatings, and was about to throw away the rotten bamboo in his hand, when he saw that Brother Liang suddenly became angry again, went up and slapped him a few times, and said hatefully: "Lao Tzu spent several yuan to buy a pistol in the provincial capital, you actually don't believe that this is true, who will you hit if you don't beat you?"
Brother Liang cried for his father: "It's true, it's true! Big brother, don't fight, your shot must be real, it really can't be real!"
"Now that I know it's fake, it's true, why are you sarcastic about me?"
Brother Liang, this is wronged! Didn't you say that you wanted me to believe that your gun was real?
After a few more strokes, the young man saw that the bamboo was broken, and then threw it away: "Where did you two steal the cow, take me back to send the cow." ”
"You said to send the cattle back?" The two thieves suddenly stopped, they thought that this young man was black and black, and their feelings changed and became righteous and courageous.
"Hurry up, send it back, or I'll kill you. Choose one of the two, and I'll beat me if you talk too much!" said the young man, and with another touch of his back, a wooden stick thick with a wrist appeared in his hand.
The two of them didn't care about the pain in their bodies, and they rolled over and got up.
In fact, the clothes are thick now, and most of the power of the bamboo just now was resisted by the clothes, but now with such a thick stick, the clothes will not work.
But don't expect the two of them to lead the way honestly, sucking and covering the place where they were beaten just now as they walked, and they kept talking: "Big brother, we will hand over this cow to you, can you raise your noble hand and treat the two of us as farts and let it go!"