Chapter 302: You're So Ugly

In order not to make himself look so protruding, Zhang Yang deliberately bought a lot of extremely ugly clothes on the stall that only greasy middle-aged people would wear.

took it home and looked in the mirror, Zhang Yang found that he was really not as kind and energetic as he looked, and in the end all that was left was this face.

"Alas, it's embarrassing to feel handsome for the first time!" Zhang Yang looked in the mirror, looked at his handsome face, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

At this moment, Zhang Yang suddenly remembered that Xiao Xi had shown him a few photos of her playing Cos in the past, although there were also P pictures in it, but after some careful dressing, Xiao Xi in the photo really looked very different from herself, and there was even a photo of a woman dressed as a man, and if you didn't look carefully, you couldn't tell that this was Xiao Xi.

"Well, Xiaoxi's makeup skills are so good, it should be no problem to ask her to give me plastic surgery. ”

Zhang Yang thought for a moment, and finally decided to wait for Xiao Xi to come back and ask Xiao Xi to put on makeup for him to see how it worked.

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After waiting patiently, at six o'clock in the evening, Xiaoxi and Sister Wang finally returned home.

After arriving home, the first thing that caught the eyes of the two was still a table of food, but when they saw the rustic atmosphere that Zhang Yang was wearing, their brows were wrinkled.

"Brother Yang, which garbage heap are you looking for, the janitor in the community will not wear this kind of clothes!" He Xi looked Zhang Yang up and down, and shook his head again and again.

"Zhang Yang, you said that if you don't have any clothes to wear, just tell us, we can buy one for you, the vision is definitely better than you men, don't you forget that your underwear was bought for you by the two of us?"

"Don't mention the matter of underwear, don't mention it......," Zhang Yang coughed dryly, and then asked, "By the way, do you really think I am ugly in this dress?"

"Then you still need to talk about it?" He Xi replied neatly: "Although Brother Yang, you are very handsome, but if you wear this dress and go out, your fifty-year-old aunt will definitely not look down on you!"

"Haha, that's good, that's good!" After listening to He Xi's words, Zhang Yang suddenly laughed, which made Wang Ying and He Xi feel very puzzled.

"Xiao Xi, aren't you playing Cos, then your makeup skills must be very good, you can help me put on makeup!" Zhang Yang smiled and said to He Xi.

He Xi frowned slightly, not knowing what Brother Yang was doing: "Brother Yang, your clothes are so ugly, makeup will only make you look more earthy." ”

"That's what I'm for!" Zhang Yang nodded heavily and said with a smile: "Xiaoxi, I want to ask you to do your best to put on makeup for me, of course, the uglier and decadent the better, it's best that people can't see that this is my kind at all!"

Wang Ying chuckled: "Zhang Yang, you don't need to use this way to show us your loyalty, others are disgusting to watch, and we are uncomfortable to watch!"

"Cut, Sister Wang, I'm not as superficial as you think!" Zhang Yang snorted lightly and said lightly: "I have more important things to do, Xiaoxi, you just do what I say." ”

He Xi pondered for a moment and nodded: "Okay, I'll try it, I will wear makeup, I really haven't tried ugly makeup......"

After that, He Xi took Zhang Yang to her room, and Wang Ying was curious, so she also went over.

Zhang Yang sat down in front of He Xi's dresser, and repeatedly admonished: "Remember, you must make as ugly as possible, and people can't see that this is the effect of makeup!"

"I'll do my best. ”

He Xi took a deep breath, then picked up his beauty foundation and fiddled with it on his face seriously.

"By the way, don't you women have that kind of smoky makeup, give me some, as long as it makes me look decadent when I haven't woken up. ”

"Give me some spots and blackheads, the uglier the better. ”

"Will you make wrinkles, I watch the behind-the-scenes footage of those film and television dramas, those makeup artists are very good at dressing up for the elderly!"

He Xi put on makeup for Zhang Yang, and Zhang Yang put various requirements on He Xi.

After half an hour, He Xi finally completed Zhang Yang's makeup according to Zhang Yang's requirements.

I have to say that Xiaoxi's makeup skills are really strong, no wonder her Cos looks so good, and Zhang Yang at this moment, under He Xi's personal control, is no different from a sluggish middle-aged man in his forties.

"Zhang Yang, seriously, you are really ugly now......" Wang Ying looked Zhang Yang up and down, and said sincerely.

Zhang Yang looked in the mirror and looked at his current appearance, feeling very satisfied.

"Don't worry, it's a little uglier!" Zhang Yang smiled faintly and rubbed his hair indiscriminately, and the whole hair suddenly became a mess.

If the clothes could be more torn, they would be no different from those who ask for food on the side of the road.

"Brother Yang, what are you going to do with such ugly makeup?" After finishing the work, He Xi breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the Zhang Yang in front of him who had become so ugly, his heart was full of puzzlement.

Zhang Yang saw that the makeup effect was so good, so he immediately got up and left Xiaoxi's room, picked up his pinhole camera, and left the house quickly.

"Don't worry, I have my own plans in my heart, Xiaoxi, you keep the phone open, I may call you later, you can eat dinner by yourself, I won't accompany you!"

With that, Zhang Yang closed the door.

"This, what is this operation?"

Zhang Yang put on such an ugly makeup and then went out without hesitation, Wang Ying and He Xi couldn't figure out what Zhang Yang wanted to do.

After leaving home, Zhang Yang immediately rushed to Jiaojiao's simple meal.

It's dinner time, and when it's time for a delicate meal, Zhang Yang sees that the business in the store is still as hot as usual, and the acting store manager Xu Zhaoheng can already take on the position of store manager very well, and command the work of his subordinates in an orderly manner.

Zhang Yang smiled faintly and walked into the store.

"Hello, welcome!" Xiaoyuan, the waiter in the store, immediately ran over to greet him as soon as she saw a new customer coming in: "Sir, I'm sorry there is no vacancy for the time being, can you please wait for a while?"

Zhang Yang smiled secretly, and then asked in a suppressed voice: "It's me, can't you recognize it?"

Xiao Yuan frowned slightly, and secretly thought in her heart that there was another big man who picked up her feet, but after all, Jiaojiao Jian Dian is a maid-themed café now, and these big men are their main source of income, so Xiao Yuan still maintains a smile on her face.