Chapter Seventy-Three: Brother Scar Wants to Marry Yuexin

A year later, Yuexin suddenly walked out of the door, and her parents saw that they were about to hide, she said: "You don't have to hide, you owe me almost the debt, I won't scold you anymore." I'm going to change people and find someone else to collect the debt. ”

"Who are you looking for?" asked the mother, tremblingly.

"The Shangyan family is going to collect debts!" said Yuexin.

"Don't ask for it, cub, even if it's the life you owe him in the previous life. Forget about him! The East is not bright and the West is bright, you have to cheer up and live well. Mother persuaded.

"I just listened to you, don't think I'll listen to you anymore. If you want to live in peace, you will listen to me upside down, and let me go out and say that I will enter the door of the Yan family in life and the tomb of the Yan family in death. Even if it is a chicken from the Yan family who is married to the Yan family, as long as there is one condition: this person is higher than Yan Yongnong's seniority, and if the person with a high rank dies and is older, it is okay. ”

"I wish Yan Yongnong's mother was dying of an emergency, so I went to marry his father and be his mother. I call him cubs three times a day. Yuexin was used to scolding, and she started to scold before she could say three sentences.

"Cub, don't count your life, people's lives are long and short, and it's sad to live in hatred and live unpleasantly. Mother advised.

"Don't be verbose! I emphasize once again that if you want to be peaceful, do as I say!"

It's really a show that he doesn't go out and knows the world, Yuexin locked himself in the room all day long, and somehow knew that Yan Yongnong had returned from outside with his wild mother-in-law. He changed his mind immediately and went to the wooden ridge to make a feud with them. She wants to be a person with dignity in front of Yan Yongnong.

Coincidentally, Yan Yongnong's family really has a scar brother waiting, and Scar brother is not in his thirties because he is high or low, and he has not yet married. He was normal except for his flawed appearance.

He has a good character, a lively brain, and a diligent hand and foot. He also has a unique skill, that is, playing suona, and it is estimated that the professional actors in the art troupe can't compare to him.

No, one of his mouths can blow two at the same time, one at the corner of his mouth, and not only that, but his nose can also blow, and he can play a total of four ensembles with his mouth, nose and eyes.

He can not only blow standing here, lying down, but also upside down. The provincial radio station's "Country Alien" column invited him to record his performance.

The county troupe invited him to be a musician, but he didn't do it, and he was afraid that the salary was low.

His skills are not only for fun, but also come in handy in the hot land of the countryside, and are more popular than any other craft.

Every family in the countryside has elderly people and children, and red and white ceremonies are indispensable for every family.

Welcoming relatives and marrying daughters, the old man passed away and loved to be lively, firecrackers were set off loudly, gongs and drums were deafening, and suona was croaking. Wherever there is excitement within a radius of dozens of miles, there is the suona sound of Brother Scar, and the happy event with Brother Scar present is particularly lively.

There was once such a thing that made Brother Scar not only popular but also popular, it was New Year's Day of one year, and there were quite a lot of people who chose this day to marry, Brother Scar went to greet the Wang family, and met the Zhang family's team on the road.

You tell me to give way, I tell you to give way, and they don't give way. was so deadlocked, and then according to the old rules, the blower played the suona, and the losing family let it.

So Brother Scar came on the field, only to see him drink a bowl of lard, wipe his mouth, raise his neck and blow it. An hour and two hours passed, and the Zhang family's blowsmith was obviously struggling, only to see that his face was swollen and red, and he could pick a large handful of "cowpeas" on his neck, and his mouth kept opening and shrinking.

As for Brother Scar, you can't breathe if you don't inhale the wind. And the tone of the blowing is more and more tactful and high. Sometimes "dragon boat tune" and sometimes "violin tune", in the middle of which the current popular tunes are played: ninety-nine sunny days, going back to my parents' home, and running on the mountain.

The Zhang family's blowsmith has long stopped, Brother Scar is blowing happily, and the people of the two families who greet each other can hear it, forget their respective missions, and hear that the sun is beating the Zhang family, and the people of the Zhang family are convinced to make way for the people of the Wang family.

Yan Yongxian doesn't pick when he eats, he doesn't pick clothes, he doesn't pick things to buy, he doesn't pick when he does work, he doesn't pick anything in a word, but he is very picky about finding a wife.

He thinks that this is a lifetime thing, and it is better to be single than to find an unsatisfactory wife. There are many people who worry about his marriage, and they always find a match for him from the corners, or walk upside down, or speak clearly, or have unbright eyes, Brother Scar is unwilling.

He said: "You always grasp my shortcomings, and insist on finding someone with my shortcomings. I can't carry a healthy mother-in-law with all hands and feet on my baby's life?"

"Of course, the crooked pot is equipped with a crooked stove, and the broken basket is combined with a rotten brush-----。 Only such delicious food is not bad food. "People say twenty-four perfect matches in one mouth.

"What you say is reasonable, then please go to the lame and help me find someone who can play the flute, a blind man who can play the huqin, and a dumb man who can play the harmonica, so that I will not lose. Yan Yongnong said.

In the meantime, the girl who has both hands and feet and is in good health asked to marry him, but he said that people are asking for his money, so he is not uncommon!

Brother Scar heard the news of Yuexin's recruitment of a husband and was about to be moved, and he thought that in addition to the requirement to prepare Yuexin, he had two more important advantages: first, he had a heart that loved her, and he knew and loved Yan Yongnong when she was Yan Yongnong's daughter-in-law.

Because of his own shortcomings, he can only have a desire for her, the kind of rotten toad that craves swan meat, and this heart has not changed until now.

Second, he has a considerable amount of savings, and there are very few people who have 10,000 yuan in their hands nowadays, and he is far more than that. Although money cannot buy love, what couple does not eat the fireworks of the world? There is the saying of "loving husband and wife" and there is also the saying of "chai and rice husband and wife".

The husband and wife live together in addition to sleeping, eating and dressing, and holding a good keto all day long?

These two points are enough to make up for the flaws in his appearance. So Yan Yongxian firmly believed that Yuexin would marry him.

Yan Yongxian didn't attribute Yuexin to the girls who asked to marry him, he knew that Yuexin didn't marry him for money. If only she had a crush on his money! he'd marry her anyway.

Here it is necessary to dig up the source of Brother Scar's money, his money is not stolen and begged, it is all earned by his skill. His mouth has earned him a lot of votes, and he can continue to earn more votes for him, his skill will not go out of style in his life, and it will be inexhaustible, enough for him to be very rich to support his wife and children.

You may wonder: How many people in the countryside are there in the countryside who has worked hard for half a lifetime and has become a 10,000-dollar household? Yes, don't look down on him, don't underestimate his mouth, you can only believe it.

He is mainly the riches of the dead.

The filial piety of the grandmother passed away, and he did not hesitate to invite the grandmother out, which is beyond reproach and is known by the world. But some people are so hateful and pathetic, when the grandmother was alive, they were reluctant to give them food and clothing, and after death, firecrackers were set off all night, and the ceremonial flowers rose to the air, and the money used was uncountable, so the money thrown in the fire was willing.

When the grandmother was alive, they always thought that they had lived a long life, which hindered their eyes, but after death, they cried in front of the spirit with a "crying bamboo stick", making a sad appearance that was inseparable.

When the grandmother was alive, they rarely went home to accompany them, and after the death of the grandmother slept in the coffin, they slept with the coffin on the bed; the grandmother was friends with the lonely and lonely during her lifetime, and after her death, they would give the ancestors a reward--making sacrifices and Taoism.

The opening of the sacrifice is just to invite the monks and lisheng into the door to sing all night, firecrackers, gongs and drums, and suona sound all night, and the younger filial sons kneel and bow down all night.

This may be the final punishment of the ancestors for the descendants, and the descendants are willing to invite outsiders to toss and exploit themselves. The funeral is to be lively, there are no gongs and drums, suona, firecrackers to be calm, a funeral has two hard suona I don't know how lively.

Yan Yong first held a white wedding event, with a salary of ten yuan, a round ball cigarette, a towel, and a liberation shoe. There is another amount of tips that are several times the salary, that is, the monks and lisheng asked the filial sons and grandsons when the sacrifice was held, and this money was shared by the craftsmen.

There are five opportunities to beg for money in a sacrifice, the first is to receive the deceased to cross the bridge, and the filial sons and grandsons who wear the white hexagram kneel on the side of the bridge one by one to cross the bridge money and invite the deceased to go on the bridge, or one yuan or two yuan voluntarily.

Lisheng said, "If you have your hand, you will be able to enter my hand." At this time, no matter how stingy a person is, he will pretend to be generous in full view of everyone. Then it is to offer tea to the dead, wrap around the coffin, recite the blood basin sutra, and offer elegiac couplets.