Don't book!

Don't book!

Don't book!

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1. Dad. I was wrong.. I shouldn't have taken the most expensive of the many teas. , I didn't know that your tea could be as expensive as 1500 a tael. I was wrong Dad. I shouldn't have boiled tea eggs with it, and I accidentally put a lot of them. But Dad... Can we stop howling? The door hasn't been closed yet. The neighbors are all up.

2. The purpose of the library is not to generate money by fines, but to encourage more reading: I received a letter from the library in New York saying that five books borrowed by my son were at least 14 days overdue. If you go to return the book today, the overdue fine is 15 dollars, but you don't have to pay, you can choose to accumulate reading time to offset the fine: that is, every time you come to the library to read for 1 hour, you can offset 2 dollars, and if you read for 7 and a half hours, you can offset the 15 dollars fine.

3. I remember that when I was in junior high school, the teacher came up with a half-proposition essay "------ Pressure" or "Pressure ------", and we all wrote "the pressure of growth", "the pressure of the exam" or "us under pressure", but only one of the geniuses in our class wrote an expository essay - "Pressure Cooker"......

4. This drummer is too literate!! A man picked up the music of the band's drummer after a performance. The content is as follows: "At the beginning, I froze a few subsections, and when I heard the guitarist's "Zi'er", I began to freeze Oji frantically. ”

5. In the morning, before I got up, I saw my daughter-in-law happily putting on makeup, and asked her why she was so happy today, and replied: I have lost weight, and it is very easy to put on jeans! When I got up, my jeans were gone.

6. The dry and cold in the north is a physical attack, which can be easily defended by wearing more clothes, and the clammy and cold in the south is a magic attack, no matter how much clothes you wear, it is useless, you have to resist!

7. My friend's girlfriend is called Xiaowan, which is very beautiful. This grandson likes to go out to surf, especially likes to go out to find a young lady, and every time he asks those mothers if they are called Xiaowan, and if so, he will order the girl. Ask him, saying that it can relieve the guilt in my heart. Finally, two days ago, he clicked on his girlfriend...

8. Tell me a female classmate, I had a cold and menstruation was uncomfortable, and told her boyfriend, who came from Shanghai in a hot way, and her boyfriend asked her: "Are you cold?" The female classmate grabbed her boyfriend's hand and put it on the lower part of the lower abdomen, so her boyfriend's face instantly flashed with embarrassment, and the female classmate continued: "I have a warm baby" Hearing this, the boyfriend exhaled lightly and said: "Scared me to death, I thought you asked me to touch your sanitary napkin..."

9. In order to enliven the classroom atmosphere, the teacher writes a question on the blackboard and says, "Come, student No. 15, you go to the blackboard and tell everyone about this problem." No. 15 Nai slid his head, saw him calmly walked up to the podium, and asked, "Teacher, do you mean to let me speak here like a teacher?" The teacher replied: That's right. Student No. 15 immediately took over and said, "Come, student No. 16, you go to the blackboard and tell everyone how to do this question."

10. On average, 9 out of 10 people have tried to close the refrigerator door slowly to see when the lights inside went out.

11. The head Ge You was once rated as the "actor", some people said that Ge You was not good-looking, Ge You laughed at himself and said: "The lively road does not grow grass, and the smart head does not grow hair." ”

12. Essay by a classmate in my second grade: "This weekend I went to my grandmother's house in the countryside, and the mountains were full of ripe potatoes, hanging on the branches and shaking in the wind. ”

13.: Why didn't I do my homework? My classmate: It's too cold today, and my dad used my homework to make a fire to keep warm.

14. After the final exam, the teacher criticized me in the class for not doing well. He said: "Classmate XX, why did you get such a little score in the exam, the whole class is average, you have seriously dragged down our class." I was puzzled when I heard this, so I raised my hand and asked, "Teacher, our class is not a pig, and we have front and back legs?"

15.: "Some students are starting to be proud, and everyone still remembers the story of the tortoise and hare race." Xiao Gang, tell me, why did the rabbit lose to the turtle?" Xiao Gang: "Because it sleeps." Teacher: "That's right, what should we do to keep the rabbit from sleeping?" Xiao Gang: "Replace the turtle with a wolf." ”

16. In literature class, I sat in the last row and played poker with a classmate. I took a handful of three old K's and said, run five laps. He said, "Follow, add ten laps." I looked at him, are you sure? He said, sure, plus breakfast tomorrow morning. I said, open. You show your cards first. He shot out the JQK straight. I showed three old Ks, and you lost. He stood up suddenly, pointed at me and said, "Teacher, he's playing poker in class."

1. Dad. I was wrong.. I shouldn't have taken the most expensive of the many teas. , I didn't know that your tea could be as expensive as 1500 a tael. I was wrong Dad. I shouldn't have boiled tea eggs with it, and I accidentally put a lot of them. But Dad... Can we stop howling? The door hasn't been closed yet. The neighbors are all up.

2. The purpose of the library is not to generate money by fines, but to encourage more reading: I received a letter from the library in New York saying that five books borrowed by my son were at least 14 days overdue. If you go to return the book today, the overdue fine is 15 dollars, but you don't have to pay, you can choose to accumulate reading time to offset the fine: that is, every time you come to the library to read for 1 hour, you can offset 2 dollars, and if you read for 7 and a half hours, you can offset the 15 dollars fine.

3. I remember that when I was in junior high school, the teacher came up with a half-proposition essay "------ Pressure" or "Pressure ------", and we all wrote "the pressure of growth", "the pressure of the exam" or "us under pressure", but only one of the geniuses in our class wrote an expository essay - "Pressure Cooker"......

4. This drummer is too literate!! A man picked up the music of the band's drummer after a performance. The content is as follows: "At the beginning, I froze a few subsections, and when I heard the guitarist's "Zi'er", I began to freeze Oji frantically. ”

5. In the morning, before I got up, I saw my daughter-in-law happily putting on makeup, and asked her why she was so happy today, and replied: I have lost weight, and it is very easy to put on jeans! When I got up, my jeans were gone.

6. The dry and cold in the north is a physical attack, which can be easily defended by wearing more clothes, and the clammy and cold in the south is a magic attack, no matter how much clothes you wear, it is useless, you have to resist!

7. My friend's girlfriend is called Xiaowan, which is very beautiful. This grandson likes to go out to surf, especially likes to go out to find a young lady, and every time he asks those mothers if they are called Xiaowan, and if so, he will order the girl. Ask him, saying that it can relieve the guilt in my heart. Finally, two days ago, he clicked on his girlfriend...

8. Tell me a female classmate, I had a cold and menstruation was uncomfortable, and told her boyfriend, who came from Shanghai in a hot way, and her boyfriend asked her: "Are you cold?" The female classmate grabbed her boyfriend's hand and put it on the lower part of the lower abdomen, so her boyfriend's face instantly flashed with embarrassment, and the female classmate continued: "I have a warm baby" Hearing this, the boyfriend exhaled lightly and said: "Scared me to death, I thought you asked me to touch your sanitary napkin..."

9. In order to enliven the classroom atmosphere, the teacher writes a question on the blackboard and says, "Come, student No. 15, you go to the blackboard and tell everyone about this problem." No. 15 Nai slid his head, saw him calmly walked up to the podium, and asked, "Teacher, do you mean to let me speak here like a teacher?" The teacher replied: That's right. Student No. 15 immediately took over and said, "Come, student No. 16, you go to the blackboard and tell everyone how to do this question."

You go up to the blackboard and tell everyone about this problem, and you go up to the blackboard to tell everyone about this problem. You go up to the blackboard and tell us about it. (To be continued.) )