There are two monks who accompany Li Le to visit the scenery of Dajue Temple, which is much better than staying in the meditation room and watching two stuffy gourds play chess. In his previous life, Li Le was an active and unquiet corner, he was naughty and mischievous since he was a child, and when he grew up, he believed in the reins, and remembered that one play was another. Keeping him in a boring place for a long time, or doing something that doesn't interest him, is worse than killing him.

The time is close to evening, the morning bell and dusk drum in the temple, the peace is like a plain, the green willow becomes yin, the begonia is in full bloom, there is a breeze to come, the cigarette smoke rises and rises, under the sunset, it seems to be a fairy and a fantasy.

The antique temple, so that Li Le can't help but be a little obsessed, with the guidance of the two monks, the Tibetan scripture building, the macro ~ law hall, the Tianwang Palace, the Daxiong Treasure Hall and so on were visited by Li Le. When he walked all the way to the drum tower, Li Le was attracted by a man and a woman standing under the green willows and chatting.

The reason why Li Le's attention was attracted was entirely because these two people were too beautiful. The man is a little monk, tall and tall, wearing a moon-white monk's robe, a pair of hemp rope straw sandals, gentle and elegant manners, and a pair of peach blossom eyes always with an indifferent and gentle smile.

And the other girl, dressed in an emerald green clip skirt, with two small buns combed on her head, long black hair shawl down, peach blossoms on her face, beautiful eyes with spring, and a pair of black bright eyes shining and smart between Gu Pan. It's just an eleven or twelve-year-old girl, who already shows her graceful posture, front ~ convex ~ back ~ warped, and when she grows up, she must be an indescribable style.

Li Le has been in this world for a while, and he has seen a lot of beautiful women. Not to mention the two girls in the family, even the princesses in the palace are also rare beauties. But compared to this girl, I feel a little inferior. In terms of appearance alone, it seems that only Lin Shiyin and this girl are not equal.

Beautiful things always make people yearn for them, where can you not get acquainted with such two beautiful people? So Li Le motioned to the two acquaintance monks who followed him to go farther, and he himself walked over quietly...... Going to eavesdrop on what the two were saying.

Li Le's steps were very light, and when the two of them were talking happily, they didn't notice that a lewd little ghost was slowly approaching.

When the chat is forgetting, it should be the girl telling the story to the little monk, and I only hear the girl say: "...... So, in order to protect the scholar from being eaten by her grandmother, the female ghost pressed him into the bathtub, hoping that the grandmother who suddenly came would not find out......"

The little monk couldn't help but interrupt: "If you press it into the bath, won't the scholar suffocate to death after a long time?"

The girl waved her hand impatiently and said, "Oh, you listen to me first, don't interrupt me, okay." ”

The little monk hurriedly agreed: "Okay, okay, the female Tanyue continued, and the poor monk didn't interrupt." ”

The girl said: "It's all said, I don't know what female Tanyue means, you can just call me Xiaoxia or Xiaozhi." ”

The little monk nodded repeatedly.

The girl continued the previous story and said: "After grandma came, the situation was very critical...... The female ghost saw that the scholar was about to emerge from the bathtub, and in a hurry, she could only kiss the scholar's mouth so that he could cross his breath, little monk, do you know what it means to kiss the mouth?"

The little monk said: "The poor monk doesn't understand, and the master hasn't talked about it, so I think it should be a very advanced skill." ”

The girl smiled, smiled very happily and said: "Little monk, you are so stupid, kissing is a man and a woman mouth-to-mouth together, I heard that kissing will conceive a child, so men and women can't kiss casually." ”

The little monk suddenly realized: "Oh, oh. ”

Li Le, who was hiding behind a tree and eavesdropping, almost laughed, what is the matter with the sex education of these two children? Thinking about the things that Lao Tzu understood when he was seven or eight years old in his last life, they were still so ignorant.

"Later ......"

"Later, Ning Caichen left Lanruo Temple with Xiaoqian's ashes, and Yan Chixia has wandered the cliff since then......"

Li Le stood behind the tree for a long time, his feet were numb, and he couldn't help interrupting the girl's story and made a final summary.

"Who!" Li Le's words startled both of them, and the girl couldn't help but exclaim.

Li Leshi Shiran walked out from behind the big tree: "It's me." ”

As soon as the girl saw Li Le, her eyes immediately lit up: "Whose little brother is so cute?"

Little brother, your sister, little brother, believe it or not, Lao Tzu took out his little brother and stabbed him to death, do you believe it or not? Li Le was full of black lines and secretly complained to himself.

The little monk saluted the Buddha with one hand and said, "Amitabha, Xiao Tan is more polite." ”

Li Le shook his hand and said: "It's unreasonable, it's unreasonable, I've just arrived, so it's unreasonable." ”

The little monk smiled slightly, he didn't understand what Li Le's words meant, but he was also very polite and did not ask, but introduced himself: "The poor monk has a wonderful saying, a little novice in the Dajue Temple, dare to ask Xiao Tan Yuegui's surname." ”

When Li Le heard him say this, he was immediately stunned: "You are the little apprentice of the old monk Huien?"

The little monk smiled and nodded: "It's the poor monk." ”

Li Le said: "I mentioned you when I was chatting with the old monk just now, and the old monk said that you are very wise and born with the Buddha. Now it seems that what the old monk said is not true, he will flirt with his sister at such a young age?"

"Flirting with girls?" Xia Zhi heard a new word and couldn't help asking, "What does it mean to flirt with girls?"

Li Le smiled and said, "Is he trying to soak you?"

Xia Zhi was puzzled: "Soak me, how do you make tea? You little brother is really interesting, say something that others don't understand." ”

Li Le was no longer able to complain, so he turned to the little monk and said, "My surname is Li, and my name is Li Le." My eldest brother's name is Li Bebei, and he is a good friend of your master, and he is now playing chess with your master. My second brother is Li Xunhuan, who is very famous. The prince and I are classmates, how are they?

The little monk suddenly said wittily, and said: "It turned out to be the younger brother of Mr. Li Da, and the poor monk often heard the master talk about Xiao Tanyue, saying that Xiao Tanyue was born with wisdom and had a good relationship with the Buddha. ”

Su Hui is a fart, and he wants to fool Lao Tzu into becoming a monk?

Xia Zhi heard Li Le report to his home and exclaimed, "You are the one who made up the story of the scholar and the female ghost?"

Li Le straightened his chest and folded his belly, and he didn't blush at all because of plagiarism: "No, it's down." "I thought to myself, it would be more perfect if there was a fan fan now, and I was completely suave and suave.

Unexpectedly, Xia Zhi heard him admit it, and immediately raised his willow eyebrows, his apricot eyes widened, and he pointed at Li Le's nose and asked: "Why do you want Xiao Qian to be with Ning Caichen's scholar? Why isn't Xiao Qian with Yan Chixia? Yan Chixia is the big hero who stands up to the sky, and the scholar will only hide behind Xiao Qian and cry, who wants such a man, Xiao Qian's eyes are not blind......

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