"You!" Long Yihan was furious, slapped the table, and stood up on one foot.

"Hey, Sister Yihan, don't be angry, I'll deal with it. Xu Maochen persuaded Long Yihan to get up by himself and pull the waiter aside, so as not to scare Xiao Lori.

In fact, Xu Maochen thought too much, Long Miaoke was just startled a little by the sound of the bowl being smashed, and she was watching the next conflict with great interest, and she was still a little unhappy when she saw Xu Maochen pull the waiter away.

"If you deal with it, you have to lose money, and you can't discount it. The waiter was still cold, thinking that Xu Maochen wanted to lose some money.

"No, no, no discount," Xu Maochen said with a smile, "It's a matter of course to smash people and things and compensate according to the price." Isn't that right?"

"Hehe, you're pretty good. The waiter smirked and reached out to ask for money.

Xu Maochen frowned, stared at his somewhat unwashed hands, and said with a wry smile: "I gave you money just now, but you didn't ask for it!"

The waiter retracted his smile: "What do you mean?"

"A bowl 5, a saucer 1, a total of 15. I only have 'hundreds' in my pocket, and I still can't find it, didn't you let me go to the supermarket opposite to break the money? I'll go!" Xu Maochen said with a smile, suddenly happy and angry, and the waiters were confused, not knowing Xu Maochen's true intentions, seeing Xu Maochen walking out, he was a little worried that this kid was going to slip away. But when I turned my head and looked, the good-looking mother and daughter flowers were still there, and they shouldn't be able to slip away.

Xu Maochen walked out of the hotel, looked left and right, crossed the street, entered the supermarket opposite, and asked the boss directly: "Do you have a hammer at home?"

“…… Buy a hammer and go to the hardware store in the south," the boss sat slumped on a rattan chair, shaking a pu fan, and glanced at Xu Maochen, "Where do you sell hammers in the supermarket?"

"How far away, why didn't I see it?" asked Xu Maochen.

"Thirty meters. ”

Xu Maochen thanked the boss, got out of the supermarket, and walked south, sure enough, there was a hardware store not far away, Xu Maochen went in, bought one big and small hammer, and carried it back to the hotel, and the waiter frowned: "What do you want to do?"

"It's nothing,, it's so heavy!" Xu Maochen put the sledgehammer on the ground, the ground was tiles, and the hammer was indeed very heavy, so he directly pierced the tiles with a crack.

"You'll have to pay for it!" the waiter pointed to the ground.

"I know, I know, how much?" Xu Maochen said impatiently.

"1, 1!" the waiter gritted his teeth.

Xu Maochen stared straight at the waiter, lifted the hammer, took a step to the left, let go, and the hammer fell to the ground again, smashing a tile next door: "It's also a hundred, right?"

“…… What the hell do you want to do?" The waiter was a little nervous, because Xu Maochen was carrying a sledgehammer in his right hand, and the other end of the small hammer in his left hand was extremely sharp, like a hook.

"Don't do it, dang, dang, dang!" Xu Maochen dubbed himself, jumped his feet, and smashed three floor tiles in a row.

"Old Wu!" the waiter shouted at the back, "Someone is making trouble!"

"How much is this?" Xu Maochen pointed to a ceramic golden toad on the table, with some coins on it, which was the mascot of the hotel.

"Two thousand! you dare to smash it?" The waiter wanted to scare Xu Maochen with his eyes and price, but before his words fell, the small hammer in Xu Maochen's hand fell on the top of Jin Toad's head, and a good golden toad turned into pieces.

Xu Maochen took out about 3,000 yuan from his wallet, threw it on the ground, turned around, and took a fancy to a large vase sitting on the ground next to the service desk.

"How much is this?" asked Xu Maochen.

"Don't smash it!" the waiter panicked, the store was not big, and if he smashed it for a while, there would be nothing!

"Ten thousand, is it enough?" Xu Maochen said with a smile, and after speaking, he picked up the sledgehammer and smashed it horizontally towards the vase. A person so tall was "cut in half" by a sledgehammer and broken into three pieces, as if the building had been blasted.

At this time, a middle-aged man in a white chef's outfit came out from behind, with a menacing momentum, carrying a kitchen knife in his hand, pointing at Xu Maochen: "Little bastard! Dare to break ground on Lao Tzu's head, I'm tired of you!"

Xu Maochen didn't say a word, picked up the sledgehammer, and smashed it directly at the middle-aged chef's head, the action was not fast, but it was scary, the hammer head of this sledgehammer weighed twenty pounds, and if he was hit on the head by the hammer head, he would almost die.

Don't look at the hammer does not have a sharp so-called "blade", but this kind of weapon, since ancient times, is to rely on weight to kill and injure the enemy, no matter how thick your armor is, how sharp the spear and feather arrows can resist, but under the blow of absolute weight, it is also vulnerable, a hammer down, the helmet may be fine, but the brain inside has been shocked as a bowl of bean curd that has been stirred, copper hammer, ancient known as armor-piercing artifact, local iron hammer. It's the same.

But if you want to say that this thing is a murder weapon, it's not even a murder weapon, after all, it is a common "tool" on the construction site, anyone can buy it, and there is no need for a real-name system. ID is required to purchase!

"You're too old, you're still breaking ground on your head, what are you talking about?" Xu Maochen laughed while picking up the hammer again, this time directly smashing the bar, and a big pit appeared on the table of the bar, and the hammer head sank in.

"Grass Nima!" the white-clothed chef took advantage of the sledgehammer to get stuck on the table. Carrying a kitchen knife, he came up to cut Xu Maochen, Xu Maochen did not make any defensive gesture, directly picked up the small hammer in his left hand, turned it into a "hammer", and flew towards the white-clothed chef. actually used a kitchen knife to knock the small hammer out!

"Hehe, there's no guy, right? Look at you, what's going on!" The white-clothed chef sneered, he is a native of the Northeast, rampant, very common in the Northeast dialect, meaning "crazy", but it means more than crazy. It's more violent, crazy and crazy, and pretending to be like that, that's probably what it means.

"Hehe, who said there is no guy?" Xu Maochen took out a pistol from his waist, and the mouth of the black hole pointed at the white-clothed chef.

The white-clothed chef was stunned, but immediately reacted and smiled contemptuously: "What about you take a lighter to fool sei?"

Xu Maochen turned the gun. Pointing at the half-cut vase poking on the ground, hey, opened a gun, because it was an oblique shot, the egg hit the floor tiles, bounced, and hit the glass of the window, shattering. It scared Xu Maochen, he didn't expect it to ricochet, what if he hurt someone? Fortunately, there was no one outside the window.

When the white-clothed chef saw that it was a real guy, he immediately panicked, smiled on his face, and said timidly: "Brother, if you have something to say." What are you doing, put it away, put it away, don't go off!"

As the chef spoke, he put the knife on the table next to Xu Maochen, took the initiative to disarm, and slowly retreated.

Xu Maochen glimpsed that the waiter standing in the corner was on the phone. The voice was small, but he heard it anyway.

"Crooked, demon spirit?"

"Is the dish ready? Hurry up, we're hungry." Xu Maochen also put away his gun and said to the cook.

"Do it now, do it now!"

Xu Maochen returned to the private room, Long Yihan and Long Miaoke both stared at him as if they were staring at a monster, Long Yihan may have expected that Xu Maochen dared to make a big fuss about the hotel, after all, he had money, and he could settle the store if he smashed it, even if he encountered hard stubble, Long Yihan was not given in vain in Dongguan, just call over, and he could help Xu Maochen settle this matter. But she didn't expect that Xu Maochen solved it by himself, and he solved it with the gun on his body!

"Uncle Xu, you are a real gun, can you show me?" Long Miao simply thought it was funny.

"Yes. Xu Maochen said with a smile, handing the gun to Long Miaoke, of course, at the same time. He withdrew the magazine and held it in his hand, so that little Lori would not go too far.

When Long Yihan first "debuted" in her early years, she experienced a lot of things in the rivers and lakes, saw the power rush, and naturally saw hot weapons, whether it was a toy or a real gun, she could tell it at a glance. He even recognized the model, which was the same as the Browning and Chu Yunfei produced by the FN company.

"Xiao Xu, don't eat it, let's go, that person seems to have reported the well. Long Yihan whispered.

"Don't worry, Sister Yihan, I have a gun license. Legal," Xu Maochen said with a smile, and shouted in the direction of the back kitchen, "Hurry up and serve the food!"

"It's coming, it's coming!"

Soon, the waiter came over with a plate of three fresh dishes.

"Where's the rice?" Xu Maochen asked sharply, Northeast cuisine is generally a little salty, so you have to eat it with rice.

The waiter was frightened, and hurriedly went to serve the rice again, and soon, the pot wrapped meat was also ready, Long Miaoke was full of praise for this dish, thought it was super delicious, and asked Xu Maochen if he would make it.

"Of course it will," Xu Maochen said modestly, "I make it better than this, they don't taste authentic." ”

"Really?" Long Miao couldn't help but say, "Then you will live in my house in the future and do this for me every day, okay?"

Xu Maochen couldn't cry or laugh, and tried every possible way to please Long Miaoke, but unexpectedly, she was conquered by a plate of pot-wrapped meat.

Long Yihan hurriedly coughed: "Uncle Xu will go back to the Northeast in two days." Can't live in our house. ”

"Yes, baa ......" Long Miaoke held the head of the chopsticks in his mouth, looked lost, and bent his eyebrows.

At this time, there was a commotion outside, the sound of the well whistle and the sound of the engine were endless, Xu Maochen looked out the window, oh, it was really lively. There were four blue and white well cars, two black special service cars, and more than 20 people came down, some with riot shields, and some with assault guns, and the battle was not small.

"Sister Yihan, Miaoke, you eat first, I'll go out and deal with it. Xu Maochen got up, took back the small gun from Miao Ke's hand, put it into the magazine, hung the gun with his fingers, raised his hands high, and walked to the door of the hotel.

This is a gesture of surrender and, of course, a preparatory posture of pretending......

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