Four hundred and eighty-three poor ghosts
Let's go, the innermost part is still chattering, I have to use a radical method at the end to see if there is still a chance to finish this play.
"What kind of person! I waited for more than an hour, but I didn't buy it, I didn't have any sincerity! I also said that I wanted to buy two, and I bought them for my girlfriend, did I bring money? Can I afford to use apples? My pocket is cleaner than my face, and I take my girlfriend shopping! I am embarrassed? I still have the face to doubt me, am I that kind of person? I have no money, and I have two apples?......
"Hey, you're still a broken mouth, sincerely looking for anger!" Hu Dafa frowned, this old man is a bit excessive, and the more he talks, the more he goes too far, and in the end he is scolding me! If it weren't for Lan Yue'er here, I would have to follow you out, search your pocket, and see how many toys and real mobile phones you have!
"Let's go, ignore him, most of them are liars! The mobile phone can't be opened, and it still has to be sold!" Lan Yue'er comforted Hu Dafa for a few words, and reached out to intercept a waiter, "Pay the bill!"
"Mostly, it's the whole liar!" Hu Dafa packed up his things, accompanied Lan Yue'er out of the restaurant, and watched the middle-aged man still shuttling in the crowd from a distance, especially willing to hang around at the door of the mobile phone store, but anyone who looked inside the mobile phone store, he had to go up and talk to them, whether he wanted to buy a mobile phone or not, he had to show and sell his "Apple" to them.
"It's like those who peddle jade on the side of the road, they're all like this, chasing you and shouting! Take a white stone, just say it's Hetian jade, it's really white! It's also quite similar, plus a little mutton skewer accent, dress up a little. Actually, it's all fake and deceitful!"
"If you really know how to do it, you can't read it, you can lift their bottom in a word, but this kind of person doesn't care about them at all; those who don't know how to do it, there is no need to buy jewelry on the street, if you want to buy it, just go to the jewelry store; only those who say they don't understand, don't understand and pretend to understand, read some collected books, linger in collectible TV programs all day long, that little ability is half a bottle of vinegar, a bottle of dissatisfaction, half a bottle of swaying, and they are the ones!"
"Then, they also drop the jade bag?" Lan Yue'er has seen this, Xinjiang people dress up, no matter who they see, they take a stone and sell it on the side of the road, they must pout when they open their mouths, and they must also say that their stone is Hetian jade, who knows if it is really fake!
"That, there's no need to drop the bag! It's all fake, what kind of bag is dropped! Sell it directly to you, but it's just a stone! Think about it, if it's really Hetian jade, do you have such a shouting on the street? Besides, look at their carvers, give me a carving knife, I can carve, even if I can't carve a tiger, I can carve a cat!"
"And that green glass is jadeite, how much is a pound of glass? How much is jadeite? Even if it is made of scraps, it can't be a few dollars, and the wages can't be paid! Just this kind of deceptive trick, there are still people who believe it, you say it's not strange! I really don't know what these people think!"
"Alas, there are too many liars! There are not enough fools!" Hu Dafa watched the middle-aged man catch a fish again, and was pulling people into the alley, knowing that this time there is probably a door, and someone should be fooled again.
People, if you can't restrain the greed that arises because of frugality, then go to the best of your heart and be fooled!
"Hahahaha! There are a lot of fools! How can it be enough!" Lan Yue'er smiled and bent over, and gently punched Hu Dafa twice.
"Actually, there are too many tricks of this kind! Cameras and SLRs are sold on the side of the road, and when they bring a large flash, when they show you, they are dazzling! You think, the flash is all on, then it can still be a fake camera, and it sells cheaply, buy one for a few hundred yuan, and you can use it when you go home and install the card, and only when you take it home can you find out that it is a plastic toy, something that costs thirty or fifty yuan, and nothing else can be used, but the flash is easy to use, and it is specially for children to play, you say, hehe, alas! These people, I can't say anything!" Hu Dafa couldn't go on, he felt that it was coke, turned his head and took a last look at the middle-aged man in the alley, and pulled Lan Yue'er back.
"Brother Hu, I'm really happy today!Hehe, in addition to eating well, I also had a good chat, hehe! I didn't expect so many liars on the road! Also, you are a hero!" Lan Yue'er said, giving a thumbs up again, praising Hu Dafa's behavior today.
"It's nothing, it's a simple thing, it's just a little ---- to cost shoes!" Hu Dafa continued his humor, in fact, he was telling the truth, but what others heard was a "baggage", and he trembled loudly. What's more, in the eyes of the simple Lan Yue'er, she is pure and unstained, an ordinary person, and a good person, because she doesn't know her past.
"Hahahaha!" Lan Yue'er laughed again, holding Hu Dafa's shoulder, and the passers-by next to the laughing were watching from the side.
"Don't be happy, everyone looks at us! I feel like we're stupid! I didn't say anything, why are you happy like this?" Hu Dafa's face was serious, like a real fool, making others amused, and he still had a bitter look on his face, and nothing happened.
"Oh, I can't stand it anymore, I have to go back, or I'm really going to have wrinkles! I'm laughing too much today! Hu Dafa, if we have time another day, we must make another appointment!" said that, Lan Yue'er, who was full of smiles, said goodbye to Hu Dafa.
"Okay!" Hu Dafa nodded and said goodbye with a smile. Rubbing his distracted buttocks, he walked back and sorted out his thoughts. This run, sucking in the wind and soil, and being ridiculed by the restaurant guard, walking home, Hu Dafa remembered the villain protagonist who caught the thief in the long-distance run last time.
I don't know how Lu Liguo has been doing recently, I haven't been in touch for a long time, and I still have food? I won't be caught again! Alas, the matter of apprenticeship is really troublesome, and it is estimated that there is no drama, and I can't help! or ...... Hu Dafa remembered that he was about to take over the affairs of the restaurant, and since he had become the boss, it was not good to continue to greet the people in the front hall!
It is better to recruit Lu Liguo and let him take over the work I used to do, as long as he is fed and fed, it is better than living a fearful life now, what else can he ask for! Where can I find such a cheap worker? While beating him and exercising him, I will take a look again, and if his mental performance changes, I will help him go back and tell the master, even if it is to accept a junior disciple and close the disciple! I will be able to have a helper myself in the future.
Thinking about the current Qiu brothers, only Qiu Biao is still competent, and Qiu Dalong is really not enough to add to the chaos.