In a restaurant in the provincial capital where East meets West, if Yan Fei's teacher Guan Yue saw the scene inside, he would definitely have to grit his silver teeth with hatred - that classmate Yan Fei who kept saying that he would not have anything to do with the gringos, and Yan Fei, who said that he didn't learn English no matter what, actually chatted with a blonde and blue-eyed gringo. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

A young man in a small Chinese town, a forty-year-old foreign uncle, one in the local dialect of his hometown, the other in the weird and strange Chinese language, actually chatted very happily.

Not only Xu Xiaoyan and Wang Jiuming, who were watching, but even the few guests in this hotel were dumbfounded. Especially the content of the chat between the two is even more incredible.

Yan Fei chatted with the foreign chef for a long time, and finally knew how to classify beef, no, it was graded. And the high-end price is completely different from the ordinary one. Ordinary beef sells for less than ten yuan a catty, and high-end beef can be sold for several times the price.

Later, the two of them were no longer limited to talking about beef, but also about how to slaughter cattle in a 'humane' way. The gringo was very excited, and stood up and gestured to Yan Fei in an awkward posture: "This is the part, in this place of the cow, the connection between the head and the spine, there is only such a big little gap......"

The gringo gestured to Yan Fei with his little finger: "Yes, there is only such a small gap, although it is small, but it is very deadly. If you can find this position accurately and pierce it with a tool, you will block the entire central nervous system of the cow, and it will completely lose consciousness and incapacitate itself. ”

"Is it like a person's 'death hole'?" Yan Fei's interest was even higher.

"Goodgood, Troll, this place is the 'death hole' of the cow, in the technical terms of your magical kung fu here. I have to say, Yan, you are a very perceptive young man. The gringo exclaimed.

"When I went to buy beef, when I told the merchants who sold the beef, they just stared at my face and didn't care what I was saying. Even if there were people who listened carefully, they just thought I was crazy. In their opinion, killing a cow is a knife that bleeds, and they just need to kill it, and they don't care about the pain of the cow at all. What kind of 'humanity' is that kind of taking off your pants and farting, and doing more......"

"Hahaha, you are still really a China expert, and you can even say this kind of thing. Yan Fei listened to a slang phrase coming out of a gringo's mouth, and suddenly became even happier. "They stare at you in the face because you're a gringo. We don't have many gringos here, but you're the first gringo I've ever seen. ”

The gringo expressed his grievances: "Dear Yan, I think we had a good conversation, this is called 'talking very happily', isn't it? Because I know that the word 'gringo' does not mean any goodwill to you, and even a little bit of discrimination. I'd prefer you to call me Mr. Will, or just call me Will......"

"Okay, Will. "Yan Fei doesn't care about the authenticity. "But I didn't mean anything bad when I said it, and besides, I'm not used to calling Mr. Ren......"

"Thank you! "The gringos were delighted. "So you said you were raising cattle in a place called Wancheng, right? Wait, let me think about it, as if the beef we bought with the marble veins you said was Wancheng's. Oh my God, dear Yan, can you provide us with the best beef? You will, right? I don't think you're the kind of person who would go to a restaurant that is more expensive for you for the sake of vanity. So, you're here to learn about the grading of beef?"

Suddenly, some of the guests were embarrassed! This foreigner was really upright, he said that Yan Fei and a few people did not come to pursue vanity, didn't that mean that we came to pursue vanity?

Xu Xiaoyan and Wang Jiuming began to have fun secretly, listening to this foreigner talking, it was really coke!

"Will, I said you didn't lack eyes?" Yan Fei lowered his voice. "If you say a few more words like this, it is estimated that you will not need beef, the guests are gone, and your boss will not drive you away?"

"I'm not lacking in heart, that's true. Will turned his head to look around as he spoke, and finally noticed something was wrong. "Well, but I didn't say about them, I just said some of the guests, just some...... You haven't told me yet, can you provide us with beef? Don't worry, the owner here is a friend of mine, a very righteous man, and he won't drive me away. ”

"Even if you are a friend, there will be no guests at all in the future, you rest every day, are you embarrassed to get a salary here?" Yan Fei ruthlessly exposed a fact. "I don't know if my cattle are good or not, because when I was killing cattle a few years ago, I heard a beef buyer shouting marbling. I thought he was here to make trouble, saying that my beef was like a stone, and many people who bought meat at that time said to him, and he later bought the meat and left, so I didn't have time to ask. ”

"Haha...... Dear Yan, you have such a good sense of humor. The gringo burst out laughing. "Marbled beef is just the part of the beef that is more nutritious and tastes better when making steaks. If another cattle farmer hears someone say that their beef is marbled, they will be very happy. I've got to say, you're probably missing a connoisseur......"

"I didn't have any humor, I didn't understand it at the time. Yan Fei said honestly. "If you hadn't explained to me for a long time, I still wouldn't have figured out how many grades there are for beef. When I get back, I'll kill a cow and see how much marbled beef there is on a cow. By the way, try your 'humane' method of killing cattle......"

"Goodgood, dear Yan. My friend and I will be grateful if you can bring us good news, you will be our most honored guest......" Gringo shouted in an exaggerated tone.

"I am your most honored guest now, you see who else can eat a few steaks at once besides me......" Yan Fei was very helpless about his loud voice, how quiet this restaurant was, just his voice with a strange and strange accent echoed, if he was thin-skinned, this chat would not be able to continue.

"Also, can you please stop calling me dear Yan, and I get goosebumps once I shout once......"

The gringo looked at the clean cutlery in front of him and exclaimed even louder, "Yes, dear Yan." But this is a steak, you can eat so much at once, I have to say, you can go to the Big Stomach competition, if you have this competition here!"

"I don't eat much. "Yan Fei was helpless again, and he was also very 'humble'. "It's that you have too little steak here. There are a lot of people here who practice kung fu, and they can eat like me. Maybe the reason for your bad business is not only that the price is too expensive, but also that the portion is too small. Anyway, this senior brother next to me doesn't like to come, because he can't eat enough when he comes......"

Wang Jiuming was also very 'modest' smiling beside him.

"But we have strict standards for portions, and that's all there is to one steak. The gringo defended himself, and then said curiously: "So you are also a kung fu master, like the legendary dragon? is that hehehaha, whoa...... Dear Yan, you know, I have admired your Huaxia Kung Fu for a long time, but I have been in this restaurant and have not had the opportunity to meet ......."

Looking at his curious and pleading eyes, Yan Fei thought about how hard it was for people to tell him about beef grading for a long time. He took out a one-dollar coin from his pocket: "I don't know who the dragon you are talking about? You see, it's actually quite simple, and that's it......"

As soon as you put your hand on it, the coin slowly becomes bent.

The gringo's eyes were already wide, and when Yan Fei showed him the coin that had turned into a semicircle, he grabbed it in his hand, held it in his hand, and kept shouting at the cake seller, shouting for a long time before exclaiming: "Isn't this really magic? Is this true, is it true? Dear Yan, isn't it magical enough? Why have I been in Huaxia for so long and have never seen it?"

"No one will come to have a meal and call you out to perform a coin pinch for you, right?" Yan Fei said angrily. "You can call me Yanfei, Xiaofei can do it. Don't call me dear Yan, you shout a little longer, and the steak I ate will spit out in a while. ”

The gringo exclaimed as he said, "Okay, dear...... Dumbo ...... Can you give me another show? I think that's enough for me and my friends to brag about for a whole year! No, maybe two years, three years, maybe a lifetime......

Yan Fei pretended to touch his pocket and refused his request to perform again: "I don't have any coins!"

A waiter over there ran over again and urged helplessly, "Mr. Will, the kitchen needs you, can you hurry over?"

The gringo, who was in high spirits, looked back and said, "I've already said that as long as that kind of inferior beef is made, whoever makes it is the same." Anyway, it can never be a real filet mignon to come...... Well, if you can give me a coin, I'll hurry back to the kitchen......"

The waiter was also helpless, and touched it from his pocket, but no. I had to run to another waiter and ask for a coin to be delivered.

The devil knows where the boss here got such a strange chef, and he has to let him talk here in the hotel! He sits here and talks for a long time, and it is estimated that there will be less than 30% of the customers in the future. If he comes to talk about it for a while every day, it is estimated that it will not take three days for this hotel to close.

Yan Fei felt embarrassed, and after performing a hand-pinching coin for the gringo again, he was ready to settle the bill and leave.

The gringo enthusiastically refused his request to pay the bill: "No, no, no, dear...... Dumbo, we're already friends. According to your tradition here, friends have the right and obligation to give each other money and treats, and today is my treat. I hope you can bring us good news soon, okay?"

What's so bad, anyway, the price of your steak is too tricky, so if you want to have a treat, please do it!