Chapter 149: The Four Arts of a Gentleman
"Are you ready? Don't say that I won't give you a chance, as long as you are willing to take the initiative to admit defeat, and then throw yourself into my door to be my minions, I will save you some face later, how about it?" Li Zhaoxian did not squint, looked at Su Mo with disdain, and said lightly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Naturally, he was not generous when he said this, and he didn't really expect Su Moken to bow his head. Knowing that he couldn't do it, like Su Mo's previous strategy, it was just to mess with Su Mo's mind and hit Su Mo's confidence.
Everyone was stunned, but Xu Pengju was furious, and he was about to step forward to make a move, Su Mo grabbed him, didn't speak, just stared at him, leaned slightly, and suddenly smiled.
"It's 1-0 now, who has ever heard of a defeated party admitting defeat and bowing his head? Li Gongzi, your IQ is really worrying. ”
Li Zhaoxian was stunned for a moment, not understanding what one to zero meant. But then he was furious, and this bastard raised his IQ again, which was simply disgusting. I had the heart to ask what it meant to be one to zero, but at this time, I understood that it was not a good word, so I immediately snorted angrily, but refused to ask again.
However, just because he doesn't ask doesn't mean that others don't ask, the little girl who is curious about the baby Luting can't help it, poking her little head and saying carefully: "What is one to zero?"
Su Mo is very happy, I really like this little girl with pink makeup in my heart, look at this girl, it is called a tacit understanding.
"Lu Ting, take a closer look at Li Gongzi's face. Isn't there a big circle in the eye socket? In the West, there is a country called Big Eclipse, and the circle represents zero. Now Li Gongzi and the others all have zeros on their faces, doesn't it mean that they have already lost a game just now? This is called one to zero. Well, however, it can also be seen that Li Gongzi is open-minded, losing is losing, and he clearly expresses it in this way, this spirit still needs to be praised, it is really a model for my generation. Su Mo was tireless in his slander and patiently explained.
Wang Mi and Lu Ting, as well as Kong Wenshao next to him, were dumbfounded, and they couldn't imagine that they could say this at all. Zhang Yue couldn't help laughing, with a look of banter. Xu Pengju even held his stomach and smiled and bent over.
Li Zhaoxian's faces turned red and blue, blue and red, and their faces were wonderful. Hua Long couldn't stand it, and said angrily: "Su Mo, do you only have the ability to speak? Such words are mean, and it is not the way of a gentleman to be a scholar." ”
Su Mo pursed his lips, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "Sage Yun, see people talk about people, and talk about ghosts." For a gentleman, he should be a gentleman, and for a villain, of course, it is also the way of a villain, what's so strange about it. ”
Hua Long was choked up, but there was a person next to him who said blankly: "Sage Yun? Which Sage Yun is this? Why don't I remember?"
What a pig teammate! Li Zhaoxian was so angry that he shouted loudly: "Shut up!"
The man was frightened and hurriedly lowered his head and hid behind.
Li Zhaoxian looked at Su Mo with a cold gaze, and said coldly: "It's useless to talk too much, let's say it, how can I compare?"
Su Mo began to look at him with a stupid look again, and Li Zhaoxian almost went crazy. Fortunately, Su Mo didn't let him wait longer this time, and after looking at him up and down, left and right, he shook his head and sighed: "Li Gongzi is so brave, he is not afraid of death at all, admire and admire!"
Li Zhaoxian's hands began to tremble. This is obviously a compliment, but how awkward it sounds. What kind of trick is this bastard going to play? He pursed his lips and stared at Su Mo with his eyes full of fire, but he refused to ask.
This time, no one praised it, and everyone didn't understand. Lu Ting wanted to ask, but Wang Yu covered his mouth. This girl, isn't it messy enough?
Su Mo looked left and right, a little sad, no one praised him and was really unhappy. His eyes fell on Li Zhaoxian again, and he said with a smile: "Since Li Gongzi, as a defeated person, is so brave to let me propose a way to compete, then I will not be hypocritical." Well, why don't we sing a song and entertain everyone?"
Li Zhaoxian hummed and sang a tune, Nima, what are you doing as a son? Are you a singer and a prostitute? Entertain everyone, I'll entertain you!
Hey, no, no. Isn't this guy trying to make that weird slang song again, trying to attract attention with it? Yes, yes, it must be. This guy is a person who doesn't learn at all, if he asks poetry and literature, how can he have half a chance of winning?
But if you don't agree, I just said that I would let the family solve the problem, and I regret it at this time, and I really can't come down.
Thinking of this, he glanced sideways slightly, and gestured to Hua Long with his eyes.
Hua Long really had an eye, and immediately stepped forward, and said disdainfully: "We are all scholars, and we want to be literate, of course, we are more knowledgeable than poetry." How can you compare these vulgar and vulgar things? It's really insulting and makes people laugh out of their teeth. Ah, isn't it that Su Gongzi can only do this, but the real knowledge is not to be ugly? Hmm, but he also has some self-knowledge, so why not just as Li Gongzi said, just admit defeat and bow your head. ”
As soon as these words came out, several companions next to him echoed each other, and Li Zhaoxian also bowed his head slightly with satisfaction, and looked at Hua Long's gaze with great relief.
Su Mo squinted at them and sneered, his disdain overflowing. Li Zhaoxian and the others' laughter stopped abruptly, and Qi Qi glared at him angrily. Fuck, it's this look again! Why are you so hateful, you want to rush up and stomp on it.
Li Zhao suppressed the fire first, and said coldly: "Su Mo, if you have something to say, is it interesting to pretend like this?"
Su Moha smiled, pointed at Hua Long, and said to him: "I think you, uh, your minion has a very problematic brain, and I didn't hold back for a while, sorry, sorry." ”
Hua Long's forehead was full of green muscles. What is this, is there a "rule" for people? This dog thief!
Li Zhaoxian frowned slightly, and said indifferently: "What's the problem?"
Su Mo smiled and said solemnly: "I just said Qu'er, your minion said that it was vulgar and vulgar, and it is not something that a scholar should dabble in." Then I'm going to ask, aren't the four arts of a gentleman, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, according to his meaning, all vulgar and vulgar? Ha, why don't we ask everyone below on the spot and see if there are a few people who agree with this statement?"
Li Zhaoxian and Hua Long's faces changed at the same time when they heard this. It is indeed understandable that the song belongs to the category of the four arts of the qin. But the question is, is that what you Su Mo just said about the song? This little bastard stares and talks nonsense, it's really shameless!
But it's really hard to refute him by being pulled by him like this. If he asks him on the spot, won't he be sprayed to death?
For a while, left and right are not counted. Li Zhaoxian was furious, but suddenly a flash of spiritual light flashed, stabilized his mind, and said in a deep voice: "Oh, in this way, Brother Su means to compare the four arts of this gentleman? ”
Su Mo raised his eyebrows and looked at him deeply, this Li Zhaoxian was really not a pure straw bag. Seeing that he couldn't resist it, he simply put aside those irrelevant ones, directly grasped the key points, and immediately turned the disadvantage just now into invisibility.
"The four arts of a gentleman are not impossible. But ......" Su Mo said hesitantly with a hesitant look on his face, but paused in the middle of his words.
Li Zhaoxian was secretly happy in his heart, and said hurriedly: "What's the matter?
Su Mo shook his head: "What are these words, since you have answered, you will naturally not regret it." I just think that one of the four arts of chess takes too long, and it is not easy for everyone to see it intuitively. If this is going on, will you let everyone just wait? After all, the rural trial is imminent, and it is really not good to delay everyone's time. ”
Li Zhaoxian was suffocated, he also wanted to participate in this township test, just now he only cared about forcing Su Mo to fight, but he forgot about this stubble.
What Su Mo said is also reasonable, this way of playing chess is the most time-consuming, especially when encountering similar opponents, sometimes it can even last for a day or even multiple days, which is really not suitable for the current competition.
"What do you mean?" he asked, frowning.
Su Mo said angrily: "In my opinion, if you are not as good as me, I can only compare the piano, calligraphy, and painting." The way of playing chess is more about the words "clear and quiet", which is not suitable for this place and place, so it will not be tried today. In this way, the piano, calligraphy, and painting, exactly two of the three winners of the three games win, what do you think?"
Li Zhaoxian pondered slightly, then nodded. In this way, it is one of the ways of the qin, and even if this Su Mo wins by surprise, it is only a game. In the later way of calligraphy and painting, he did have great confidence to win, and in the end, he won two of the three games or himself.
Su Mo saw him respond, and a cunning light flashed in his eyes. Next to him, Hua Long suddenly said: "Wait." Then he pulled Li Zhaoxian.
Li Zhaoxian was stunned for a moment and turned his head to look at him. Su Mo shrugged his shoulders and waved his hand to indicate that it was okay. Li Zhaoxian took two steps away with Hua Long and said in a low voice, "What's the matter?"
Hua Long glanced at Su Mo's side, and saw that he didn't care, so he smiled gloomily and said in a low voice: "Uncle Zhen, I have a way to ensure that that guy is completely defeated, and there will be no more face." ”
Li Zhaoxian's eyes lit up, and he said in a low voice: "Will the plan be released?"
Hua Long's eyes flickered, he got closer, and said in a low voice: "This person is cunning, he has to compare the Qin Dao, but he just wants to win by surprise." But since it is a best-of-three game, Zhenbo might as well agree with him to compare calligraphy and painting first, and then put it at the end. In this way, as long as the first two Zhen Bo wins, no matter how surprising he is, he will have no chance to show it, won't he lose face?"
Li Zhaoxian squinted his eyes and pondered slightly, then nodded fiercely, and praised with great joy: "Good! This Tian Ji horse racing plan is indeed wonderful. ”
Hua Long smiled proudly, and said: "Forcing him to put what he is best at last, this is already a preemption." The younger brother still has a plan, but in the first two calligraphy and painting courses, he completely eliminated his chance to win, and Bao Zhenbo stepped on him fiercely. ”
Li Zhaoxian was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "What is the wonderful strategy?"
Hua Long smiled sly, leaned over and whispered. Li Zhaoxian listened carefully, and the more he listened, the brighter his eyes became, and in the end, his face was full of uncontrollable joy, and he couldn't help laughing.