Ye Shenming nodded slightly and said, "I was about to talk to Zhi'an." The first thing is about the Xuanyi Qinghua Division, everything has been arranged, and the leaders of the Twelve Societies, except for the head of the Guild who has been killed in Jinan Mansion, everyone else has arrived. ”

Mei Dangjia is now giving a lecture in the Peach Blossom Nunnery in the back mountain, and making corresponding arrangements. After that, it's time for you, the commander of Xuanyi, to appear, Mei said, when you come, I will let you meet those leaders, so as to give them a reassurance. ”

"Oh, by the way, and that 'Thunder Knife' Ma Xingkong is also here. When Mei Dangjia was discussing with the leaders of the meeting, he wanted to go in, but was stopped by your guard Zhang Chunde, and the two of them also made a move. ”

Li Le rubbed his eyebrows with a headache, and said a little angrily: "This dog can't change the thing of eating, what does he think? The head was kicked by a donkey? Why didn't Ma Kongqun care about him, the sixth uncle, and came to the capital to wrap up me." ”

Ye Shenming smiled and said: "I heard Niu Dali say that the Ma family didn't care about him, but after a few days of this guy's promise, he ran out alone." It is estimated that most of the Ma family still don't know that he came to the capital. ”

Li Le sighed helplessly, feeling quite speechless, there is really nothing he can do about this kind of person with a tendon brain.

After the makeup was removed, Ye Shenming wiped his face with a hot hand towel, and the group walked out, and then said: "The second thing, I and the eighth prince have already sent people to send those invitations, but the person in charge of the seven factions and eight gangs in Beijing, except for Niu Dali and Hua Shan, none of the others came. Huashan sent the money back, and it is estimated that it is only when the horse gang is the guarantor dares to come. ”

Li Le nodded and said: "As expected, there is a money that does not come back, which is already a big breakthrough." ”

Zhu Laoba said with a smile: "They were scared of being killed by Zhi'an, and the fact that the last attack on the killing of Mei Dang's family was revealed, so they thought that you were setting up a 'Hongmen banquet', so they didn't dare to come." ”

Li Le chuckled: "I remember this matter in my heart." If you don't move them now, it doesn't mean you won't move them in the future. If the money doesn't come back this time, I will send them a friendly signal, and when I invite them next time, they will probably dare to come. ”

Ye Shenming said: "Could it be that the next time they come, you plan to clean them up?"

Li Le shook his head and said: "It's still early, next time it's just to send them a signal of reconciliation, otherwise Xuanyi will really become the only ~ husband on the rivers and lakes." If you really want to solve them, you have to wait after the crown prince ascends the throne. ”

Ye Shenming nodded slightly, and said, "That's fine, I'm still worried that you can't help but get rid of them all at once." After all, Mei Dangjia is your woman, and you are a heart protector, for the sake of your red face, you can do anything. Now Tao Zhiyan is lying on the bed, just waiting for death with a breath. ”

"The belly is big and bulging, and other places are thin into firewood, and it feels terrifying to think about it. Everyone knows that you did it, but there is no evidence, and after the doctor's diagnosis, they can't say why. A sorcerer came, saying that someone had given him a head to drop on the seedling ground. ”

Now Tao Zhiyan is alive and scared, crying for help all day long. Two days ago, he asked his family to send me a letter, saying that he was willing to give you all the inheritance of the family, and begged you to spare him, spare his life, and remove this bowing head. ”

Li Le sneered: "It's late, there is a saying that if you don't die, you won't die." Since he died by himself, no one can be saved. This thing is beautiful, and I will thank him later. ”

Zhu Laoba said with a smile: "Han Popi took your idea to do it, he thought that method was just disgusting and the surname Tao was all of a sudden, who would have thought that the surname Tao would become this kind of character." I knew the appearance of the surname Tao a few years ago, but I was frightened. ”

"He still can't figure out why you made the surname Tao look like this in such a casual way. also said that it was better to kill the surnamed Tao with a knife. ”

Ye Shenming was curious and asked, "What is the solution?" I also asked Splashy, and he felt disgusting as soon as he mentioned it, and he didn't say a word to me. ”

Zhu Laoba said: "That method is really disgusting, he is afraid to say it, Xiao Ye, you are a good and clean person, I am afraid that you will not be able to eat for a few days." ”

Ye Shenming said with a smile: "My family is a gate, I have seen the disembowelment since I was a child, what kind of means can make me disgusting? ”

Zhu Laoba laughed and said, "Then I'll disgust you, I'll tell you truth." This method is very simple, that is, to buy Tao Zhiyan's cook, and quietly pour a drop of dung juice into the food surnamed Tao every day. He ate big fish and meat, and a drop of dung juice had long been covered by spice gas. ”

When Ye Shenming heard this, his face became stiff, and he suddenly felt that his stomach was churning, and he struggled to calm himself down, took a deep breath, and said with some good face: "It's nothing." ”

Li Le said with a spoof: "He eats, and he's still human." ”

"Wow!" Ye Shenming spit directly.

Zhu Laoba continued to be disgusted: "Yes, the surname Tao is a person who eats." ”

"Hey!" Ye Shenming continued to vomit.

The two of them high-fived each other, which can make the gentle and elegant Ye Shenming make a fool of himself, no matter how you say it, it is a happy thing.

The guests who passed by them all avoided one after another, thinking that they were another drunk master.

There was a gentleman who was familiar with Ye Shenming, and when he saw this scene, he immediately shouted: "Ye Dagongzi vomited, Ye Dagongzi, who usually only eats three glasses of wine, vomited, who of you have seen it?"

Other people who saw it coaxed one after another, and some shouted: "Brother Shen Ming also has this day?" It seems that our face is not big enough, only Zhi'an and Zhu Shizi can let him drink two more glasses." It is estimated that it is the amount of four cups, and I vomited directly. Hahaha. ”

Another said: "Who says it's not? Ye Dagongzi also looks at people's ...... when he drinks."

It's rare to see Ye Shenming, who usually knows etiquette and etiquette, and is as gentle as jade, has such an ugly state, where can I let go of this opportunity?

Li Le sighed in his heart, there is no mobile phone in this era, there is not even a camera, if there is, directly take a picture of Ye Shenming's current appearance, and there must be a lot of people in the circle of friends who like it.

Ye Shenming ignored the squirrel, wiped the vomit from his mouth, glared at Li Le and Zhu Laoba, and said, "You can destroy me, I don't even know what my cook has eaten for me now." ”

Zhu Laoba and Li Le continued to gloat and looked at him with a smile.

Zhu Laoba was even more damaged, and said: "Maybe, what you eat is ......"

Before the next word was finished, Ye Shenming spit out again.

"Hey, I vomited again, I vomited again, which of you brought the painter to draw a picture like this with Brother Shen Ming?"

There was a lot of coaxing.

Ye Shenming heard the coaxing, spit out two mouthfuls of spittle, ignored those squirts, turned to look at Zhu Laoba and Li Le, and decided to fight back, "Maybe the cupboard at your house has also been added?"

Zhu Laoba said with a smile: "My family's cooks are all from the palace, and the dishes are supervised. ”

Li Le said: "My cooks are all confidants, and I am a good mouth." If you have any favorite food, you will teach it to the cook at home, so don't worry. ”

Ye Shenming sighed and said, "You guys are okay, I just remembered it now, and my family's cook can also be trusted, because my father is a general." ”

Li Le and Zhu Laoba laughed.

Ye Shenming took a deep breath and smiled: "Isn't it just eating? The surname Tao ate it, and it wasn't me who ate it." ”

Zhu Laoba laughed and revealed the matter.

Li Le's pupils shrank, and he couldn't help but glance at Ye Shenming. A person who can overcome psychological obstacles so easily is really powerful.

The other gentlemen saw that the three of them had something to say, so they left very interestingly.

Zhu Laoba said: "I don't want you to know, you have to listen, who is to blame for this?" But it's okay, just like Zhi'an said, you get used to it when you spit and spit it, and it's not a big deal." Seriously, after I heard this, I vomited for a long time. ”

There was a waiting servant who brought Ye Shenming a cup of tea and rinsed his mouth. Ye Shenming continued: "Do you two have anything to do? Come over and disgust me? It's really disgusting to open the door to disgusting, disgusting to home." ”

Speaking of this, Ye Shenming looked at Li Le curiously and asked, "Zhi'an, they all say that Miao Guling is poisonous, is there really such a thing as lowering the head in this world?"

Li Le smiled: "I don't know if there is a head-lowering technique in this world." Anyway, the method I used was definitely not, the surname Tao became like this, but it was because he had a parasite in his stomach. ”

Ye Shenming asked curiously, "Parasite?

Li Le waved his hand and said, "You don't understand it." Don't talk about it, it sounds disgusting. ”

Ye Shenming nodded and said, "Then it's not a topic, I feel disgusting to listen to." Let's talk about the next thing. ”

Li Le said: "You say." ”

Ye Shenming said: "I also received the news not long ago, the one from Hangzhou will arrive in Beijing in March." ”

Li Le asked, "That Zhao family?"

Ye Shenming nodded: "Yes, Zhao Jiazi, I threatened to meet you for a while." ”

Li Leha laughed and said, "Will I, Zhao Jiazi have such a big guts?"

Ye Shenming said: "There's no way, who made you the number one gentleman in the capital, and the Zhao family is the number one gentleman in Hangzhou." One south and one north, two firsts, who will you be? ”

Li Le chuckled and said: "This person is really boring, my son is known as the first in the capital, just to step on the surname Tao, what kind of excitement does this surname Zhao have." I guess he's here for the sake of the Peace Society. ”

Zhu Laoba said with a smile: "It is estimated that this is the case, the old Zhao family did not coax people." One by one, they are very tight, and the great grandfather has been planning for a long time in order to collect the power of the south. As a result, the old Zhao family directly handed over the power and recognized the grandfather of heaven. After all, it is the royal family of the previous dynasty, so it is impossible to overstate it. ”