Chapter 8: Stand up for Lao Tzu
Calmly returned to the classroom, still no one cared about Yi Wubai, he had always been a little transparent in the class.
When the news of the "eunuch" broke out, I was afraid that I would become the most eye-catching student! Yi Wubai thought secretly.
Yi Wubai felt a little funny, and there was a sense of urgency.
He just came to this school to experience it in peace, and then go out independently in the name of the university, if the city is full of storms, I am afraid that his life will not be calm!
I still have to find a way to quickly improve my strength, so that the true qi is a little more abundant, and solve the poison of the Broken Yang Grass!
Thinking about his detoxification, Yi Wubai returned to his seat and sat down peacefully.
"Smack!" Before Yi Wubai could sit down, a fat palm slapped his shoulder again.
"Fatty, what's the matter with you?" Yi Wubai asked angrily.
The fat man squinted his eyes and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Hehe, it's nothing, I'm just asking, what is our beautiful head teacher looking for you?"
Looking at the fat man's obscene and confident appearance, Yi Wubai was a little funny!
"Yes, yes, she asked me if you have a girlfriend, and asked me if you are interested in older women?" Yi Wubai said in a serious tone.
The fat man was stunned for a moment, and instantly asked excitedly, "Really, how did you answer?"
Yi Wubai was a little amused in his heart, and replied seriously: "I said that fat people are single, and I like the most, and the more mature I am, the more I like them!"
"Yes, yes, yes, the more familiar you are, the more you like it! It's worthy of being my good brother, what does the beautiful head teacher say?" the fat man continued to ask excitedly.
"She said, the nanny in her family has just divorced, and she just happened to introduce it to you, fifty-five this year, guaranteed, ripe! Haha!" Yi Wubai finally couldn't help laughing.
The fat man, who was still excited just now, was stunned.
"Get out, your sister!" Tian Yuan, who reacted, pretended to be angry and pushed Yi Wubai, but it felt like he was pushing against a wall, and Yi Wubai didn't even shake it.
Tian Yuan was a little surprised, but he didn't pay too much attention, after all, he didn't exert too much force.
Tian Yuan didn't bother to pay attention to Yi Wubai, but turned his head to read the novel, he was reading a book "Invincible Immortal Cultivator on Campus" recently, it was very well written, and he was a little fascinated by it.
Seeing that Tian Yuan was busy with himself, Yi Wubai also cleared up, and finally had time to experience the student's learning career.
Yi Wubai slowly pulled down a math textbook from his desk, flipped through it casually, and found that these contents were very simple for him with a powerful soul, and he could basically understand and use them as long as he read them once.
Only some places that may require specific formulas and theorems, which are not in the memory of the predecessor, will Yi Wubai get stuck, but the problem is not big.
Since it is the third year of high school, it is basically a review class, so Yi Wubai's desk has all the textbooks from the first year of high school to the third year of high school.
Yi Wubai casually took all the high school math textbooks, and since the first semester of the first year of high school, one by one has been quickly turned over, and basically in less than an hour, several high school math textbooks have been taken by Yi Wubai.
If the so-called "college entrance examination champions" and "math geniuses" know about this situation, I'm afraid their faces will be swollen!
Yi Wubai picked up the "Three-Year Mock Five-Year College Entrance Examination" on the side, flipped through it casually, and found that basically all the questions could be answered from just a glance.
Maybe this is what the teachers said, "realize the dialogue with the proposer", right? Yi Wubai smiled secretly in his heart.
Putting away all the math textbooks and math problems, Yi Wubai was a little puzzled, why did he basically fail his predecessor for such a simple question?
Because it was reading in the morning, Yi Wubai was flipping through the book quickly, and not too many people noticed him; although the countryside on the side saw Yi Wubai flipping the book, he didn't care very much.
Because in the heart of the countryside, Yi Wubai has always been a "learning crisp"!
If you don't study, but you have good grades, this kind of student is called Xueshen!
Study hard and get good grades, this kind of student is called a scholar!
If you don't study and your grades are not good, this kind of student is called a scumbag!
Study hard, but the grades are still not good, this kind of student is a student!
Work hard like a scholar, but when you touch it, you drop the scum, that's right!
Although Yi Wubai's grades are really bad. But it's also quite hard.
Therefore, when Yi Wubai was reading in the morning, he carefully read all the math books in high school and read a few question books. These didn't attract the attention of Tian Yuan at all, and his mind was all on the book "Invincible Immortal Cultivator on Campus".
But what Tian Yuan didn't know was that in just one hour, Yi Wubai had become a god of mathematics.
Putting away the math materials, Yi Wubai began to look at other subjects.
For him, the liberal arts subjects of politics, history, geography and memory are actually simpler, pick up the book and quickly read it and memorize it, and then just look at how the answers to those college entrance examination questions are arranged.
In fact, as a generation of Immortal Venerables, Yi Wubai didn't need to come to school to learn these things, but Yi Wubai felt that since he escaped all his life in the Heavenly Tribulation, and was reborn into this boy with the same name and surname as himself, everything may not be described simply as a coincidence.
He vaguely felt that there was a big hand behind him silently pushing all this, but now he didn't have the strength to explore all this.
But Yi Wubai believes that heaven and earth have their own heavenly reincarnation, and since he has inherited everything from this young man, he is bound to inherit this young man's path. Help him fulfill his dreams, find out his parents, and teach his enemies......
The current Yi Wubai is no longer his own alone, he is not only a generation of immortals in the Xuanhuang Realm, but also a teenager on the earth!
Academic performance is what the young Yi Wubai has always wanted, and now Yi Wubai is obliged to do this for him, this is a period of cause and effect.
Yi Wubai, who wanted to understand this truth, put down the math book in his hand and began to look at the textbooks and exercises of other subjects.
When it came to the morning class, Yi Wubai also tried to listen to it, but found that these teachers didn't seem to understand as thoroughly as himself, so he was suddenly bored, and then turned over the textbooks and exercises at his own pace.
The countryside read novels with relish, and Yi Wubai was also addicted to reading his textbooks and exercises, and the two were so busy that they didn't even go to the toilet.
In one of the classes, Qi Feiling also came to the class to have a meeting, and the beauty naturally caused a huge sensation in the class, but Yi Wubai still read by himself.
Qi Feiling kept looking at Yi Wubai during the meeting, but found that this guy didn't even look up, and he was so angry that he wanted to teach him a lesson. However, after thinking about Yi Wubai's "illness", I felt that it was good that Yi Wubai could turn his sadness into motivation for learning, so he ignored it.
By the end of the four classes in the morning, the students in the class began to leave the classroom one after another to eat, the pastoral novel also saw a big climax, and Yi Wubai's study plan had been completed.
Yi Wubai has finally become a real god of learning!
The fat man shouted in surprise: "I'm rubbing, Lao Bai, are you sick? You didn't even look up when our beautiful homeroom teacher came, pretending to be a little too much!"
Yi Wubai closed the English dictionary in his hand and smiled, "Just take a look!"
The fat man looked incredulous, "Just watch four classes if you look at it, the fat man doesn't read novels so seriously." But don't struggle, people like us are not learning material at all, desperate or middle-class level, you still want to be the first in the grade?"
Yi Wubai was noncommittal, and said with a smile: "The first in the grade, it shouldn't be difficult, right?"
"Rub, say you're fat, you're still panting!" the fat man said with disdain, "Lao Bai, if you can be the first in the grade, I will confess to our beautiful homeroom teacher Qi Feiling!"
"Remember your words!" Yi Wubai gave the fat man a meaningful smile.
As soon as Yi Wubai's words fell, "Bang, bang!bang!", a violent knock on the door came.
Yi Wubai and Tianyuan looked up and saw three students who were not in the third (16th) class of high school standing at the door. One of them, fatter than the field, was patting his hand on the door, and a pair of mouse eyes were still glancing at the class.
The fat man who knocked on the door saw that everyone's eyes were focused on him, and he stopped his movements with satisfaction, and said in a very arrogant tone: "Who is Yi Wubai?