Chapter 291: Name change
"I said, no, no! I don't recognize that Tang Lewd Tiger!" On the street corner of Yanshui Town, Xu Jingtie blushed and almost roared and shouted, which immediately attracted the sideways glances of passers-by. γγγ
Hit the oolong from the boat, and the two sides don't know each other. Especially when Tang Bohu is involved, it is invisibly much closer.
But this also made Xu Jing's head bigger several times, and he regretted knowing these two people. To be exact, I got to know Su Mo, a slut.
Because after getting acquainted with each other, this product asked about "Tang Lewd Tiger" after a while, and pulled him vigorously to introduce him to him.
Xu Jing patiently explained countless times, and every time Su Mo nodded seriously, but after a while, he asked again, this tortured Xu Jing. He simply wondered if this girl was sick in the brain, otherwise how could she be so forgetful?
Tentatively asked from the side, but Su Mo answered him very calmly, no, his brain was normal, and he was not sick at all. The reason why he kept asking him the same question over and over again was actually a method of fatigue interrogation that he had studied. If the prisoner is lying, then asking the same question repeatedly from time to time is likely to make it difficult for the prisoner to reveal his flaws.
After hearing it at first glance, Xu Jing felt that it was reasonable. Just after thinking about it again, he was furious. Isn't this bastard saying that he doesn't believe in himself? Also, this is the method of interrogation, your sister, is Lao Tzu a prisoner?
Xu Jingqi's nose was about to be crooked. But Su Mo's guy always smiles at each other, and he will apologize happily if you are angry. After waiting for a while, he suddenly asked. Xu Jing was almost crazy, and soon entered the crazy mode.
He Ying watched it next to her, laughing and angry. Xu Jing didn't understand what was going on, but she knew Su Mo too well. This thing is pretending to torture people, and it has nothing to do with any interrogation. The reason for this is actually just a kind of catharsis.
As for why it was leaked, it was very simple, it was because of Xu Jing's little scholar. To be exact, because of the name of the little scholar.
That little scholar's name is Shimo.
If you don't listen carefully to these two names, or if you say a little vaguely, it's easy to get confused.
At that time, everyone exchanged names on the boat, and after Xu Jingyi introduced the ink, He Ying realized that Su someone's eyes were wrong.
Based on what she knew about him, if this master was not happy, then someone would definitely be unlucky. Sure enough, the next scene quickly verified her conjecture. Xu Jing Xu Gongzi unfortunately fell into the target of Su Daguan's leakage.
As for why it is Xu Gongzi and not someone else, how simple it is. Depressed to He Nuxia, who is it? Su Mo would not be brain-dead to that extent.
And as the servant of the party, well, this little Zhengtai has been bullied just now, and his little face is still pale and white, and he has been wiping tears all the way.
I didn't eat in the morning, so I easily mixed a bun to eat on the road, but I was stirred by Su Mo, and I only ate half of it, and even the half I ate was vomited out again. At this time, the hungry chest is close to the back of the back, but I can only endure it. Because there is no place to sell food, I can only wait until I get to the place where I settled.
Looking up at this day, there is still no time? When the child is fourteen or fifteen, when he is growing his body, he follows Xu Jing, a rich young master, on weekdays, how can he ever suffer so much?
The partial-born son actually became good friends with Su Mo, a bad guy, and Shi Mo felt that he had no chance of revenge in his life. So the more grievances are added, aren't the tears loud?
Therefore, if he bullies this little Zhengtai again, Su Mo himself feels that he can't do it. Then the question is simple, Xu Jing, the master of serving ink, the initiator of this bullshit name, the size and length are simply not too suitable, who will he torture if he doesn't torture?
That's it, Xu Jing was sad.
"Say, what do you want, tell me straight. Xu Jing finally reacted in hindsight. This bastard did it on purpose, but he couldn't figure out where he had offended him.
Su Mo turned around and looked at Xiao Zhengtai. Shi Mo was horrified by him, and a sense of foreboding rose from his heart, and he subconsciously hid behind Xu Jing.
"Change your name, Shimo, this name is full of discrimination when you hear it. Doesn't Father Heng hear that the saints have clouds and all beings are equal? You discriminate against others in this way, which is really too blameworthy. Without waiting for Xu Jing to speak, Su Mo said with a righteous face.
Xu Jing began to be messy again.
All beings are equal, and they are still saints? What kind of sage is this? Let me go, it seems that only Buddhism has this kind of interpretation.
Well, the Buddha is also a saint. But you, a Confucian protΓ©gΓ©, use the Buddhist scriptures to talk about things, is this really good?
Also, I'm just a scholar in my family, what's in the way of you? Why do you suddenly want to change your name? Is there anything in the way?
Xu Jing felt that the whole person was not good.
He became famous at a young age, learned well, and even won the juren earlier than Tang Bohu, and is said to be a very intelligent character. But I don't know anything about some ghosts. This actually has a lot to do with his experience.
He has been immersed in hard reading since he was a child, and he is proficient in the Four Books and Five Classics, and the Zhuzi Classics, but until now he is in his twenties, but he has never been far away. is a friend, although he has a lot of intersections with Sergeant Wu, but the real friends are only two or three people such as Tang Bohu and Qian Fu. To put it in layman's terms, it is actually an ancient version of an otaku.
And this time he suddenly ran to the northwest, also because Tang Bohu took the township test to solve the yuan in high school, and the two agreed to participate in the next year's examination together.
Therefore, such an otaku who rarely gets along with people, how can he guess the mind of Su Mo, a person who is proficient in human affairs? Naturally, he couldn't imagine that Su Mo asked Shimo to change his name, but in fact, it was just the homonym of the names of the two, which made Su Mo unhappy.
In his consciousness, the names of ordinary people were given by their parents and elders, how could they be easily changed? Su Mo made such a request coldly, which suddenly made him think wildly.
Whether all beings are equal or discriminatory, these words may sound completely unreliable, but when you think about it, they seem to have hidden meanings. But if you want to think deeper, you won't get anything. This made him feel even more uneasy.
Once a person drills the tip of the horns of the bull himself, the immortals who can often deviate from what they think are dumbfounded. This is especially true for people like him, who have a lot of experience and simple nerves.
"That'...... What name should I change to?" Xu Jing, who was already in his head, and his brain was filled to the point that he didn't know what to do, and when he couldn't figure it out, he had to ask Su Mo for help, and asked hesitantly.
Su Mo rubbed his chin with his hand, thought for a while, and said seriously: "Dog leftovers, well, how about dog leftovers?"
What? What the hell is this name? Xu Jing was suddenly dumbfounded.
"Don't! I don't want to call the dog!" Shimo had been listening with his ears pricked up, and when he heard such an earth-shattering name, he couldn't help it anymore. The little head poked out from behind Xu Jing and shouted.
"This..... this, Ne Yan, what is the name of?" Xu Jing's face was shocked and dazed, and he gently patted Shi Mo's head to comfort him, while asking Su Mo for advice.
Next to him, He Ying covered her face with her hands, and she was almost embarrassed. This bastard is so bad that he teases people like this. This Xu Gongzi is also honest, and he cooperates with him like this, but he doesn't know how to end it.
Su Mo was having a good time, but he didn't care about that. Hearing Xu Jing ask him, he immediately said seriously: "Well, cheap, this name is cheap enough!"
Xu Jing only felt that there was a burst of thunder above his head, what is this called? Why is it cheap? Why? At this moment, he suddenly felt that he didn't understand the other party's realm at all.
"Wow-" Shimo in the back suddenly burst into tears. The little hand was dragging the placket of his son-in-law's clothes, and the rattle of his head was also like that. Dog leftover, if such an ugly name falls on him, he feels that he might as well die.
"This ...... This ......." Xu Jing didn't know how to say it, and he was upset by the crying of Shimo, and he couldn't speak for a while.
Su Mo sighed, walked up to Shi Mo and bent down slightly, and said with a gentle face: "Silly boy, a name doesn't mean anything." You just need to improve your self-esteem, not to mention the dog leftovers, but the cat leftovers, right? Hey, or call it the cat leftovers?"
"Wow, I don't want to call the cat left......" Shimo cried even louder. I just feel that at this moment, the sky and the earth have no color, and the future of life is bleak.
"Ne Yan, this ......." Xu Jing looked at his little scholar distressedly, and hesitated to Su Mo.
"It's easy to feed by being cheap! What is anything else compared to life? Su Mo waved his hand and decisively interrupted Xu Jing's words before he could speak.
"Wow, Childe, I don't want to call the cat left......" Shimo cried and begged his son.
"Then it's called Dog Leftover!" Su Mo interjected decisively.
"Wow, I don't want to call the dog leftovers either. β
"That's called Cat Leftover. β
"........Wow-"
Happiness is always based on the unhappiness of others, and the ancients did not deceive me! Su Mo was fighting his mouth, only to feel refreshed, and the depression that had been homophonized into a scholar was swept away.
Xu Jing's master and servant are one sighing, one crying darkly, and the depressed don't want it.
was jubilant, He Ying suddenly approached Su Mo, gently tugged at his sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Su Mo, something is wrong with the person in the back." β
Su Mo's eyes narrowed, pretending to tilt his head inadvertently to look at the scenery next to him, but the corner of his eye looked back.
But he just glanced at it casually and took it back, and said lightly: "It's okay, I'm waiting for them." Fish, hooked. β
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