Chapter Ninety-Eight: The Princess of the Desert
Mingsha Mountain Crescent Spring Scenic Area, a peculiar and magnificent desert landscape. Since the Han Dynasty, it has become a world-famous tourist attraction.
After a night without words, Xiao Ming had a rare good night's sleep. When he woke up, Xiao Ming almost couldn't get out of bed, only to feel that the whole person was even more tired than yesterday, and the sore feeling coming from the cracks of his bones made him want to cry.
At eight o'clock in the morning, after breakfast, the members of the brotherhood took a car to the Mingsha Mountain Scenic Area to start the second recording of the "Desert Special".
After the entrance ceremony was recorded, Sun Chao first made a warm-up introduction: "Hello everyone. I would like to introduce our new guest in this issue, the host Shen Lin. Fang Zulan because of the recurrence of his foot injury, he invited Shen Lin to come to the substitute class today, everyone is welcome. ”
Shen Lin bowed and thanked: "Hello everyone, I'm Shen Lin, please take care of me." ”
Sun Chao interviewed with a smile: "How do you feel about coming to our show?"
Shen Lin smiled shyly and said, "There has never been a show that was about to run away at the beginning." ”
"Haha!" everyone burst into laughter.
Sun Chao said very seriously: "The part of the road that I ran on the yellow sand just now, in fact, this is just not as good as the appetizer, are you ready for it?"
Shen Lin nodded: "I'm mentally prepared." ”
Sun Chao deliberately provoked trouble and asked, "Are you here today to replace Zu Lan's soul or his physical body?"
Shen Lin said seriously: "Brother Chao, if you talk like this, Zu Lan will be unhappy when he watches our show." I'm here to 'replace' Fang Zulan!"
Sun Chao immediately laughed: "Replace Fang Zulan?haha, do you know, you finally said what all of us want!"
"Haha. The crowd burst into laughter again.
After the laughter, the director began to announce today's theme behind the camera: "The theme of this issue is 'Desert Princess Competition'. ”
Hearing this, Sun Chao suddenly showed a knowing smile on his face, and asked, "That means, we will have a lot of female guests today, right?"
"This is good, this is good. The crowd applauded excitedly.
Chen Chi smiled exaggeratedly: "The grade of our show has come up again!"
Sun Chao also said funny: "As long as there are beautiful female guests, we are not afraid of such a landscape." ”
"That's right. Chen Chi casually threw his coat aside and said with a smile: "I feel very warm now." ”
Sun Chao said expectantly: "Okay, we can't wait, hurry up, okay?"
At this moment, the first female guest arrived in a car.
Yang Ying wore a yellow windbreaker, and happily pushed open the door and walked out.
The brothers are used to joking with each other, and when Li Chen saw Yang Ying from behind the door, he immediately pretended to be disappointed and said, "Are you the only one?"
"That's right. Yang Yingjiao replied with a smile.
"Just a female guest?" Deng Kai greeted the others in disappointment: "Let's go, let's go, I'm so disappointed, today's issue is definitely not interesting." ”
Yang Ying pounced on him and patted him on the shoulder, and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm not the only one, why am I disappointed?"
"You're the only female guest?" asked Li Chen, still unrelentingly.
"That's right. Yang Ying straightened out the hair that had been blown out just now, and replied affirmatively.
Sun Chao also joked: "Suddenly so lost, really." ”
Chen Chi smiled and said: "I don't have any motivation at all, my clothes feel so cold." ”
Yang Ying wanted to cry without tears and said, "Have you thought about my feelings?"
Sun Chao shouted to the director team: "We want a real princess." ”
At this moment, Chen Chi suddenly said excitedly: "Here it is, there is another one! orange clothes, white car, I have a hunch that this must be a big beauty." ”
"Oops, short skirts, short skirts. Chen Chi's head was almost on the ground, and he said with a very obscene smile.
"Pink, pink. Deng Kai also said excitedly.
Sun Chao's eyesight is not as good as these two people, and he struggled in the back: "Don't say it anymore, my heart can't stand it." ”
"Long hair, so tall, it's a perfect body. Chen Chi said in surprise.
Sun Chao finally saw it at this time, and said excitedly: "She walks so elegantly, much more elegant than Yang Ying." I'm so excited now, I can't hold back my excitement. ”
Chen Chi pointed at Sun Chao and said, "Be calm, you are married, don't forget that you still have a mother." ”
"I can't do it. Sun Chao exaggeratedly shouted: "It's coming, it's coming! Wow~Xiong Dailin~"
"It's so white, it's beautiful. Deng Kai's face turned red, and he said awkwardly to his neck: "Her legs are up to my neck." ”
The members of the brotherhood hurriedly stepped forward to offer their courtesy, and Yang Ying reminded Xiong Dailin with a smile next to him: "You have to pay attention, they are thieves." ”
"Is it cold?" Sun Chao saw that there was only a pink short skirt under Xiong Dailin's orange windbreaker, and said movingly: "Thank you for wearing so little for us." ”
"I'm fine. Xiong Dailin covered his face and said shyly. It seems that he is not very good at this kind of communication, and his body movements are a little stiff.
"Actually, I wear very little. Yang Ying unbuttoned the trench coat, revealing the short-sleeved T-shirt inside.
"Hurry up and cover your banana peel, there's really nothing like it. Li Chen covered her face and pulled her clothes back.
At this moment, Shen Lin pointed in the direction of the gate and reminded, "You see, there seems to be another one." ”
"We have a new one?" Sun Chao suddenly said in surprise.
Chen Chi looked at the voice of the third guest and explained excitedly: "Look at that wide long dress, it is as green as life. With this heroic step and wild short hair, people can't help but exclaim: What a man!"
After Deng Kai saw the person coming, he also exclaimed: "Why are you here again?"
The female guest suddenly stopped, snorted softly, and continued to walk forward.
Li Chen opened his arms, looked up to the sky and laughed, "Hello, baby!"
Sun Chao smiled and teased him: "Li Chen, you wipe your saliva, otherwise Xie Yilin will be drowned by your saliva." ”
"I still need to wipe my saliva. Li Chen said and walked over to Xie Yilin, and said with a smile: "Let's have a hug first, and our 'previous life couple' has met again." ”
Xie Yilin smiled and hugged him.
Sun Chao asked, "Wouldn't it be a little uncomfortable for you to dress like this today?"
Xie Yilin turned around elegantly and said beautifully: "No, I am the princess of the Western Regions pineapple today. ”
"Princess Pineapple?" everyone burst out laughing.
Sun Chao pointed at Yang Ying and said with a smile: "Is the pineapple supposed to be Yang Ying, she is yellow." ”
Xie Yilin is from a variety show, and her reaction is naturally very keen, I saw her pointing to the two female guests and saying: "Yang Ying is a banana, Xiong Dailin is an orange, I am a pineapple, and the three of us are 'Western Regions Fruit Platter'." I'm green because I'm not ripe yet. ”
Everyone laughed for a while, and after getting acquainted with each other, the director said: "All of us are here, Sun Chao, please come and get the task card." ”
After Sun Chao got the task card, he read: "There will be a 'Desert Princess Battle' today, and each princess can choose two knights to join her team. Now, princesses, make your choice. ”
Speaking of this, Sun Chao put down the card and walked to the three girls to promote himself: "I'll come first, no matter which of the three of you choose, I will do my best to protect you and help you win the championship of the desert princess." In addition, princesses, I can also pole dance, and you can't go wrong with choosing me. ”
Xiong Dailin covered his mouth and smiled: "So sincere." ”
Sun Chao was immediately overjoyed and said with a smile: "Then you remember to choose me." ”
Li Chen strode over to the three girls, and said, "Do I still have to choose?" I don't have to choose at all, my goals are the most determined. Are you right, my Xiong Dailin?"
Xie Yilin was looking forward to it, but she instantly went crazy and roared, "Li Chen, what are you talking about?"
Li Chen hurriedly ran to her side, smiled and flattered: "I'm joking with her, it's the first time people are here, so you want to welcome them." ”
Chen Chi mended the knife and said: "It's not your choice, it's just canvassing, why are you so excited?"
Chen Chi walked up to the three girls and said confidently: "If you have watched the show, you should know that with me you only win, never lose." ”
Deng Kai pulled him aside and sneered: "You don't brag less." After speaking, he walked up to the three girls, lifted his pants, and said proudly: "Although I am not the most handsome and strongest in the brotherhood, my legs are the longest." ”
Xie Yilin smiled and mended the knife: "But your legs are really not long, far worse than Xiao Ming next to you." ”
Xiao Ming touched his nose, but he didn't expect to be shot while lying down.
Xiao Ming saw Sun Chao looking at him, he waved his hand gently, and then Sun Chao said to the three girls: "Three goddesses, you can start the final canvassing time." ”
Xie Yilin first said: "Everyone also knows that I have both physical strength, wisdom and appearance. ”
"The most important thing is appearance!" Sun Chao added with a smile.
Xie Yilin nodded heavily and said, "That's right, the most important thing is appearance, the other two are not important! I will definitely lead the two knights to victory." ”
Xiong Dailin continued: "I really don't have much experience in the game, and I hope that there are two boys who can lead me to victory and finally become a princess." ”
Yang Ying finally said: "You also know... ”
"Okay, thank you, that's the end of the canvassing. Everyone deliberately pretended to ignore Yang Ying and said funny.
Sun Chao said to the three girls: "From now on, we will make a choice and ask the three goddesses to stand in the corresponding positions." ”
Sun Chao smiled and said to the others: "Now I'll count one, two, three, let's stand behind the goddess." One, two, hey, why did you run away in advance. ”
In the end, after everyone laughed for a while, the nine people were divided into three groups: Yang Ying, Xiao Ming, Shen Lin group, Xie Yilin, Li Chen, Chen Chi group, Xiong Dailin, Deng Kai, Sun Chao group.