Chapter 38: Does anyone want my hand to be chopped off?
Chopping hands, this word, generally appears on the body of the poor.
For example, Chen Mo now only has more than 30 yuan in his pocket, and he is completely an iron rooster among the poor.
But the thousand-armed ghost mother, not only has self-driving smart luxury cars, but also high-tech gadgets that money can't buy, and is definitely a fighter among local tyrants.
She is so rich, she still needs to chop her hands?
"Lord Demon King, this ......"
The Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother didn't know how many years she had been in the world, and it could be seen at a glance that Chen Mo hadn't fully believed her.
So the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother took out a silver mobile phone.
A magnetic bass that makes you pregnant just hear it says, "Please scan your fingerprints!"
The Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother took off her shoes, raised her thighs in stockings, and tapped them on her phone.
Chen Mo subconsciously swallowed his saliva.
She looks about thirty years old, a beautiful and touching thousand-armed ghost mother, and this leg is definitely perfectly proportioned.
Coupled with the foil of stockings, it makes people's nosebleeds surge, which is very attractive to Chen Mo, a junior brother who has never experienced it.
However, when he thought that the body of the Thousand-Hand Ghost Mother was a jellyfish, Chen Mo was like being poured a basin of cold water on his head, and he instantly sobered up.
"It's still my dear Xiaoya is the best!" Chen Mo suddenly missed Xu Xiaoya.
Backbite......
"The fingerprint unlock is successful, please scan the iris for verification. ”
I don't know what brand of silver mobile phone automatically floated in front of the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother, and a red light lit up, shining on the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother's widening eyes.
Backbite......
"The iris verification is successful, the spirit network is opened, welcome users to Sanda does not slip a little pit pit point comm login, I wish you a happy shopping!"
After the magnetic bass finished speaking, an additional APP software appeared on the silver mobile phone screen.
The mobile phone floated in front of Chen Mo.
"Lord Demon, open this shopping app and take a look. ”
Chen Mo hesitated for a moment, took his mobile phone and clicked on the software that the Thousand Hands Ghost Mother said.
After opening it, Chen Mo was stunned for a moment.
As the thousand-handed ghost mother said, this is indeed a shopping software, like a certain treasure, a certain east.
But the name of the store on it ......
Recommended by the flagship store of Qizong!
Master Fu teaches you how to buy high-quality talismans!
Hey, hey, hey, the medicine can't be stopped!Danxia Valley's latest production......
The beast spirit faction vomited blood on Double 11, and bought a thunderbolt carving to send a beautiful carved saddle!
Chen Mo: "......"
Is this a certain treasure of the Xiuzhen version?
"Lord Demon King, have you seen it? There are so many shops, and the things they sell on weekdays are all expensive, only on Double Eleven, they are much cheaper, and after so many years, I really can't help it!" said the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother, and began to tear up again.
Chen Mo was speechless.
Zhuzhu next to him stretched out a white and tender little hand.
Chen Mo handed her a Lingmi steamed bun, and Xiao Zhuzhu was satisfied with the Lingmi steamed bun and ate it one bite at a time.
"Wind Steel...... Thirteen spirit stones. ”
"Neon Zhi, one hundred and twenty-eight. ”
"Heart refining fruit, one of the five spirit stones. ”
"Kwai Water Glass, Three Hundred and Eight ......"
Chen Mo couldn't help but swallow his saliva again.
He had never seen any of these things, but when he saw the name, he would automatically think of what this kind of thing looked like, and what it did.
It's all good stuff!
A variety of shops, a variety of goods, a wide variety of dazzling!
Chen Mo's breathing was a little short, he finally knew why the thousand-handed ghost mother wanted to chop his hands, he wanted to chop his hands!
"Lord Demon King, buy things to be affordable, these stores seem to sell very cheaply, but you still have to shop around, and then you have to pay attention not to buy fakes, otherwise you will lose a lot, you look here, right, click 'mine', and then click 'black', see, these more than 1,000 stores are selling fakes, as long as I block them, I won't be able to see their stores. ”
"There are still some treasures, the seller doesn't say the quality, so before placing an order, you must ask what the quality is, otherwise you will be pitted, otherwise it is useless to complain......"
Anyway, the luxury car is so mature that you can drive it by yourself, so the thousand-handed ghost mother has been teaching Chen Mo all the way, which is extremely valuable 'shopping experience'.
After watching it for a long time, Chen Mo's eyes were a little red, and he withdrew from this shopping app called 'Immortal Demon Taotao' with trembling hands, and exhaled a long breath.
I can't control it, I'm so hungry to shop!
"Double 11 chopping hands, it's all a joke, why do you really chop? Although you can't control it, you don't need to be so serious, right?" Chen Mo slowed down for a while before returning the phone to the thousand-handed ghost mother.
As soon as the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother heard this, her tears immediately swept down.
Chen Mo secretly said badly.
With the water output of the thousand-handed ghost mother, this car won't be flooded, right?
But before Chen Mo could say his worries, two small barrels floated beside the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother.
"Wow!"
The Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother wept bitterly, and her tears were like two threads, each spilling into the bucket.
Chen Mo looked at the thousand-armed ghost mother crying expressionlessly, speechless.
So all your enemies are drowned by your tears? Why do I want to complain so much?
I can't help it!
This keg is also a treasure.
Chen Mo felt that the water output of the Thousand Hands Ghost Mother was amazing, and the two buckets were completely insufficient, but it seemed that no matter how much it was contained, the tears in this bucket did not overflow, and it was estimated that there was room for compression, just like the storage bag.
Finally, the Thousand-Armed Ghost Mother had enough of crying.
She wiped her tears aggrievedly, and then said, "I'm sorry, Lord Demon King, my subordinates didn't hold back." ”
"It's okay......" Chen Mo didn't know what to say, and he had the urge to send the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother to the desert.
I believe that with the amount of water produced by the Thousand-Hand Ghost Mother, the desert will soon become an oasis, right?
Such a thing for the benefit of the people is more glorious than winning awards for the country in the Olympic Games.
"These two kegs were also bought by subordinates from Taotao and specially filled with tears. The Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother said.
Chen Mo smiled: "I guessed." ”
Sure enough, when you encounter an enemy, you will pour a bucket of tears directly, and the other party will definitely be drowned!
"Lord Demon King, my subordinates don't really want to chop their hands, but they can't help it!"
The Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother said, her eyes moistening again.
"I'll cry later!"
Chen Mo hurriedly stopped: "Do you think that chopping your hands can stop you from shopping? Wrong! Big mistake! This is a psychological problem! You must refrain from doing so!"
"No, Lord Demon King! The hands of his subordinates can be refined, can be used for medicine, and there are many special uses, which are very valuable! Every year on Double Eleven, I don't have so much money to buy treasures, so I can only chop off one of my hands and put it in the auction house, and the spirit stones sold are used to buy treasures......"
Chen Mo: "......"
Well, that's the real reason why you chop your hands!
"So, Lord Demon King, you must become strong as soon as possible, only your demonic qi can unlock the seal of your subordinates, and your subordinates can grow their hands again, and you can continue to chop!" said the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother with a serious face.
Chen Mo took a deep breath and suddenly felt a little tired.
He felt that there was something wrong with the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother's thinking, just like drinking a donkey to quench her thirst, and it was wrong! If it was not corrected, this path would become darker and darker!
So, Chen Mo persuaded bitterly: "Ghost Mother, you are not right, you want things, you can go and rob, why do you want to hurt yourself in exchange for spirit stones? You must know, you are a member of the Demon King Army, if you do this, you will bring the soldiers below to harm, how can they do evil and do all kinds of evil from now on?"
"The Demon King has taught him a lesson, but his subordinates have been sealed. ”
Chen Mo was furious: "Then you can't keep chopping your hands to deal with Double Eleven!"
"Lord Demon King, my subordinates know that they are wrong!" said the Thousand-Handed Ghost Mother with tears in her eyes.
"You can teach!" Chen Mo nodded with satisfaction.
At this time, Zhuzhu stretched out her little hand again: "Baba, Zhuzhu can still eat a hundred steamed buns!"
Chen Mo smiled and took out a Lingmi steamed bun and gave it to Zhuzhu, and asked the thousand-handed ghost mother, "Ghost mother, does anyone want to chop off my hand?"