Chapter 34: Lying in the groove, it was yin again

The police have arrived, the audience has dispersed, or they can only watch from a distance, and no one wants to be invited to tea.

The only ones left were the second generation of Fu and the porcelain toucher.

And the porcelain toucher was also forced to surrender by Fu Erdai, and he also stunned the three police comrades.

However, the police comrades were professionally trained and recovered quickly.

"Someone called the police and said that you were cut? Where did you get there? Let's take a look first, and then deal with what happened to you before. ”

The police comrades quickly regained their proper majesty and inquired again.

This one...

Faced with this problem, the porcelain toucher is also a little confused.

How do you answer?

Say you're cut, and then it's okay?

Isn't this a fool?

Fooling the police is also a crime, so he's thinking about how to answer.

At this time, the three police comrades looked at Fu Erdai, who was holding a knife on the side, and immediately became seriously vigilant, and asked: "You are the one who hurt people? Put down the knife immediately, otherwise we will take action." ”

At the moment, only Fu Erdai is holding a knife here, which is particularly scary, so it is not difficult to guess.

Fu Erdai nodded.

And explained, comrade policeman, "You misunderstood, we are just doing street magic, and we are not really hurting people, and there are no injured patients here, if you don't believe it, you can ask the people around you." ”

"Is it like this?"

The three police comrades did not rush to take advantage of the porcelain touchers who surrendered themselves, but they wanted to be vigilant against the second generation of Fu first.

Holding a big knife, at the door of this hotel, it is not normal, and it is no wonder that the police comrades are not vigilant.

"Whether it's true or not, put the knife on the ground first, and then walk over slowly. ”

The police comrades made a series of arrangements.

Fu Erdai didn't say anything and obeyed the arrangement.

This is a process that must be done by police comrades to handle cases, and Fu Erdai did not suffer a loss, so of course he was too lazy to say anything.

Seeing that Fu Erdai looked harmless and obedient, and there were no injured people nearby, the three police comrades relaxed their vigilance.

"You can tell me about the situation first!" said a police comrade who was led by Fu Erdai very casually.

"I say, I say, I'll say first!"

Seeing that the police actually took the initiative to ask about Fu Erdai, Ling, the porcelain toucher panicked.

If Fu Erdai said it first, in case he added oil and vinegar to say something, he would not be able to explain his dream even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

The previous sins were in vain, and I don't know what the second generation of Fu gave him to vomit blood.

He had vomited blood so much that his stomach had vomited several times, and he didn't want to suffer this sin again.

Immediately afterwards, the porcelain toucher did not wait for the three policemen to agree, and then talked about the beginning and end of the incident of touching the second generation of porcelain Fu 1510.

Looking at this scene, Fu Erdai wanted to laugh a little, but he didn't stop it.

Anyway, whoever says it's the same, and I'm not afraid of this guy messing around.

With the lesson just now, and the fact that he had not been injured in the first place, the porcelain toucher had no choice but to say that the ones that were cut down were magic.

Anyway, he wasn't hurt, and no one believed that he was really cut, so he could only fool around.

If it's true, it will be more than worth the loss if it is treated as a mental illness.

At this time, the two policemen were stunned by the information revealed by the porcelain toucher.

When they received a phone call, they only said that someone was cut at the door of the hotel, and they didn't know these specific processes and details.

A magic trick forced an old fritter to turn himself in!

Although I have heard of this kind of thing, it is all in the TV series, which is too far away.

Now that there is a real version in front of them, of course they are refreshing and very interested in listening to it with relish.

Especially when I heard that the porcelain toucher was slashed more than a dozen times, he was able to recover to his original state without a trace of wounds.

It's also so bizarre.

It's like listening to a story.

No......

This TM is even more exciting than the story.

It's just that, as the obligation of the police, they can't just listen to the words of the porcelain toucher, so they looked at Fu Erdai and asked for verification: "Is what he said true? Do you have anything to add?"

Seeing that the decision was back to Fu Erdai, the porcelain toucher cast a begging glance at him, and almost knelt down on the spot.

This person is so good at tidying up, if he conjures up something for himself, he will be cool.

"Pretty much true!"

Hearing Fu Erdai's affirmative answer, the three police comrades also had a general understanding of the matter.

Since nothing really hurtful happened, just an ordinary porcelain incident, it's easy to deal with, go back and record a confession or something.

It is precisely because of the frequent customers that Fu Erdai also confessed correctly, and the matter returned to the simple crime of touching porcelain.

The main reason is that now that he is protected by the police, he is confident that Fu Erdai will not dare to do anything to himself again, so he will start to do it again.

"Boy, what can you do with me? I didn't come out of the police station for a cup of tea, and then I was a good man. ”

"Are you sure?"

Fu Erdai frowned, he didn't expect that this guy would not have a long memory after being slashed more than a dozen times.

"Well, you still want to scare me? If you have the ability, come and cut me again! Come, I'll give you the head, it's the grandson who doesn't dare to cut it." ”

After saying that, he really stuck his head out to provoke.

This guy really owes, Fu Erdai originally thought that this guy could have a better memory after being cut more than a dozen times, and he didn't want to take advantage of the police to get worse.

"Come on, cut me, I'm going to be taken to the police, you won't have a chance!"

Seeing that this guy didn't look like he was looking back step by step, Fu Erdai wanted to laugh again.

"Since you don't want to go to the police station, let's change you to a good place. ”

Fu Erdai bought a bracelet from a psychiatric hospital with 10 check-in points from the system store, and then caught up with the porcelain toucher who was getting into the police car.

"Wait, comrade policeman, I picked up something on the ground, it seems to belong to this big brother. ”

After Fu Erdai finished speaking, he also pointed to the porcelain toucher.

When the police comrade heard Fu Erdai say this, he took the bracelet and looked at it.

"Seriously ill patients in the No. 1 Psychiatric Hospital of H City ~ Ma Daha!"

"It's... It's me!" The porcelain toucher replied in response to his name.

Originally, the police comrade didn't know the name of the porcelain toucher, but this guy deserved it so quickly.

Their eyes looked at the porcelain toucher, and they saw that the porcelain toucher was a little hairy.

Why are you all staring at me? After the porcelain toucher was stunned, he finally felt that something was wrong, and began to repeat the words on the bracelet read by the police comrade.

"Critically ill patients in the No. 1 Psychiatric Hospital of H City!"

"Psychotic?"

"me!"

The sentence '', I don't know how many palpitations and dismays of the porcelain touchers have ended.

There is no doubt that he was stunned by Fu Erdai's move.

The whole person was scared stupid.

I got him a psychopath bracelet again!

Isn't this tantamount to putting a trumped-up mental charge on him?

It's a dog.

The person in front of me is too yin.

You can think of this trick!